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At 8/30/06 12:33 PM, Proteas wrote: Cheer up, emo kid. Don't make me break out the "Wahmbulance" picture.

Oh, but if you could be so original.

But hey, you can attach a larger version, which makes it "pwn" more, amirite?

At 8/30/06 12:56 PM, red_skunk wrote:

At 8/30/06 12:33 PM, Proteas wrote: Cheer up, emo kid. Don't make me break out the "Wahmbulance" picture.

Oh, but if you could be so original.

But hey, you can attach a larger version, which makes it "pwn" more, amirite?

... I made something special for you....

I was on myspace, checking to make sure my sister isn't being stalked by anyone freaky (you guys) and I found that never before have I more wanted to take my own life than when veiwing a MySpace slideshow. Then I got to thinking, "I wonder if some emo kid ever slit his wrists then created a little myspace slideshow of it as he was bleading out." I then became filled with warm and fuzzy feelings just thinking of the possibility.

I ate foie gras a few days ago. That's one big checkmark on my list of expensive foods to eat. Next up is truffles.

At 8/30/06 04:56 PM, A_Carrot_By_Dr_Riot wrote: I ate foie gras a few days ago. That's one big checkmark on my list of expensive foods to eat. Next up is truffles.

Truffles I can understand, froi gras I just don't get...

But then again, I'm jelous of you for eating Kobe Beef while you were stationed in japan. >:-[~

At 8/30/06 04:00 PM, BeFell wrote: I was on myspace, checking to make sure my sister isn't being stalked by anyone freaky (you guys)

no. Your sister isn't on the list. See she's crossed out here right below avril lavinge. I mean how could anyone who married the sum 41 guy be worth the time and effort? Ah but this isn't the time for pipe dreams. Your sister just has a flat butt. Try defending against that without being a pervert.

At 8/30/06 05:44 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 8/30/06 04:00 PM, BeFell wrote:

no. Your sister isn't on the list. See she's crossed out here right below avril lavinge. I mean how could anyone who married the sum 41 guy be worth the time and effort? Ah but this isn't the time for pipe dreams. Your sister just has a flat butt. Try defending against that without being a pervert.

How the hell have you seen his sister.

Did you really fine tune that telescope?

At 8/30/06 06:17 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

How the hell have you seen his sister.

Did you really fine tune that telescope?

Hey I don't judge how you use it on your nights. By the way you left it pointed at her bathroom again. I wouldn't mind but it's not the shower........

At 8/30/06 06:31 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 8/30/06 06:17 PM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

Hey I don't judge how you use it on your nights. By the way you left it pointed at her bathroom again. I wouldn't mind but it's not the shower........

Hey, I hit it there.

But next time, it's Beefel wife.

I've heard some stories about her.

At 8/30/06 03:57 PM, Proteas wrote: ... I made something special for you....

Thats the best thing i have ever seen.

At 8/31/06 01:09 AM, -Felipe- wrote:

At 8/30/06 03:57 PM, Proteas wrote: ... I made something special for you....

Thats the best thing i have ever seen.

Really? I thought it was the saddest thing I've ever seen...

At 8/31/06 10:49 AM, red_skunk wrote: Really? I thought it was the saddest thing I've ever seen...

You're about as fun as a case of herpes, you know that? :-)

I'm much funner in person, trust me.

Or not.

Reading Kerouac makes me want to quit school and move into the moutains.. Only much more than I did previously.

And as if to prove my fun-ness, I'm currently researching DMT extraction methods.

At 8/31/06 12:45 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote:

The professor I'm doing this for used to work for the CIA. How cool is that?

Field Intelligence or desk jockey.

That is awesome.

Speaking if G men, I should have gotten a visit from some government types for that George Bush Dirty Sanchez comment. Maybe they have more important thing to do. =P

At 8/31/06 03:00 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Sorry if you guys have already discussed this, but I think this is the funniest thing ever!

Obvoisly she was just a big Naked Gun fan. Not not big enough to commit to the true crudity of the bit though.

Am I missing something? That is so uncool. I try avoid people like that..

At 8/31/06 11:19 AM, red_skunk wrote: Reading Kerouac makes me want to quit school and move into the moutains.. Only much more than I did previously.

Mini's don't handle the terrain very well.

http://travoltagaytmnd.ytmnd.com/

Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

At 8/31/06 03:00 PM, SevenSeize wrote: Sorry if you guys have already discussed this, but I think this is the funniest thing ever!

The speakers on my PC are not in working order. Do you have a link to a transcript, perhaps?

At 8/31/06 07:32 PM, Gunter45 wrote: Mini's don't handle the terrain very well.

I'll have a long driveway. At the beginning, I park the MINI. The rest of the way is for the Snow Cat.

I questioned my coolness in watching celebrity duets instead of the mtv awards. Then when I switched to mtv they gave the award for best ringtone.

At 8/31/06 07:55 PM, SevenSeize wrote: but that doesn't have the funny sound effects like her zipping up her pants.

They played that on the radio this morning, in my city. It was a brilliant thing to wake up to; bathroom sounds accompanying her barely understandable conversation.

how many posts must you have made to join in conversation?

At 9/1/06 01:16 PM, Grammer wrote: Does anyone know why was Sarai was demodded?

I could tell you, but then I'd have to kill you.

Ok. Today is a perfect illistration of how people talk too fucking much.
I was supposed to give blood today. I had an appointment for approxomatly now to do so. This is an expereince I look forward to. I took time special today just to do that.
The thing is I've been feeling a little worn lately. I figure with school starting this is normal enough for me and as such I wasen't negated for donation purposes. I meantioned feeling a bit low to my mother, she told this to my sister who had an appointment at the same place earlier today. On the way home I get a voicemail from my sister saying she canceled my appointment and told them I was sick.
First of all, how the fuck do you cancel another adults appointment? I mean how the shit does that even work? Secondly people are trying to sugar coat it. Saying that if I'm feeling ok now I should go and explain it to them, that they take walk ins. Yeah,. they take walk ins from people they have't been told are unqualified. "Hi there, You've been warned about my diseased blood but I want to give it to you anyway." People talk too much. Life sucks. No good deed goes unpunished.

At 9/1/06 01:16 PM, Grammer wrote: Does anyone know why was Sarai was demodded?

Weakest Link... goodbye?

At 9/1/06 01:23 PM, Grammer wrote: I heard one user refer to PsychoGoldfish as a "chat OP", what's the OP stand for? Any why is the sky blue? And is it wrong for me to bring all my life's queries to this lounge thread?

"Op" is slang for "operator," which is just a superficial* power position on IRC networks. He isn't in #newgrounds.com, btw. Not to my knowledge, anyways...

And the sky is blue because God made it that way, silly. Same answer with the lounge thread query thing. REFRACTION IS ALL BUNK, I TELL YOU.

*superficial because there's actually a more meaningful set of rankings and access levels below that. Being an operator simply means that person has the direct ability to exercise said power over the channel.

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