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I just found the best new brown ale.

Smuttynose Old Dog Brown Ale.

It is such a great drink, nice and dry with a slight hint of maybe some malt of some kind.

My cousin purchased a nice quantity legally, so I partook of some.

Lately I've drinken a lot of magic hat, which I admit I found out about because of the retarted animal babies cartoon. So newgrounds now only displays my drunken behavior but shapes it as well. It's smooth stuff
As for the recruiters, for years I was told I couldn't join because of migrains and yet they kept calling. You'd think one of them could have written it down somewhere. A while back one of them called and said there was some lienency in that condition, which I took to mean he had a quota to fill.

At 8/24/06 06:04 PM, BeFell wrote: Ok I'm full of shit my wife doesn't do any cooking, or cleaning for that matter...

Marry a gay dude.

At 8/24/06 04:39 PM, SteelReserve wrote: A Marine recruiter called me back, and told me that since my deferrment is up, I should try enlisting again.

Meh, it could be worse. A marine recruiter was talking to my younger brother last year over the phone, and was about to sign him up for boot camp when he asked my bro how much he weighed. The guy hung up almost INSTANTLY.

My bro = 6'1" and 410 pounds, but he could easily pick me up and throw me across the room if he wanted to.

At 8/24/06 06:19 PM, stafffighter wrote: I don't think they make those anymore.

This made my DAY, staff, thanks. ;-)

At 8/24/06 07:18 PM, SevenSeize wrote: They're still made in Taiwan. Give Wal-mart a few years and you'll be able to buy one there.

There's hope for me yet.

At 8/24/06 09:07 PM, stafffighter wrote: Lately I've drinken a lot of magic hat,

..... where the hell do you buy that stuff? Do you have to go to a liquor store or something? Most of what the stores cary around here are wine coolers and the "good" beers like Busch and whatnot.

They do have RedStripe though, if memory serves me correctly.

Theres a liqour store right in my town that sells magic hat. Sometimes I can find it at a grocery store about 20 minutes away but it's not a reliable source. Plus I used to work there so it feels weird

At 8/24/06 10:11 PM, stafffighter wrote: Plus I used to work there so it feels weird

You get that feeling walking through there like "I need to go in the back and get some things to put out on the shelves," right?

Me too. ;-)

At 8/24/06 10:18 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 8/24/06 10:11 PM, stafffighter wrote: Plus I used to work there so it feels weird

You get that feeling walking through there like "I need to go in the back and get some things to put out on the shelves," right?

Me too. ;-)

Finally someone else who gets that. I'm just lucky the arcade I worked at dosen't exist anymore. It's a chucky cheese now so I'd had a different reason to feel weird. I used to stand behind the counter with all the spider rings and bouncy balls and watch these these white trash fucks play games while their girlfriends, and sometimes children, just stood there and watched. Now it's their turn to stand and watch.

God, I cant wait for school to start. This has been the most godawful boring summer ever.

I think this is the first time I have ever looked forward to school.

At 8/24/06 06:30 PM, stafffighter wrote: Be thankfull I didn't post the pictures of Optimus, he looks like a tranny terminator.

He's more than meets the eye.

At 8/24/06 09:59 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: The apartment's so new that I don't have a stove yet. I should get it tomorrow. Everything else is fine. I start classes on Tuesday. Let's see how it goes.

Good luck. :)

At 8/24/06 10:42 PM, GrammerClock wrote: Everytime I make a large post (which I tend to do, did you guys notice?), I get a lil' pop-up from my comp that says "Warning: Unresponsive Script". Then I get 2 options, 'Stop Script' and 'Continue'. The message stops popping up if I click 'stop script', but it still makes me wonder why it does that in the first place, as it didn't happen when I first came to NG. This has been going on for a few months now.

It happens to all of us. The problem is: the system isn't intended to upload quite as much information as can be included in a single post, and so with the amount of time it takes to send the post to the NG servers, your client thinks it's being slow. It's a bit of a bug.

Just keep hitting "Continue" until it stops asking you, because it will stop (after 2 or 3 times, usually).

At 8/25/06 01:52 AM, Politics wrote:

At 8/24/06 06:30 PM, stafffighter wrote: Be thankfull I didn't post the pictures of Optimus, he looks like a tranny terminator.

He's more than meets the eye.

That was fucking brilliant.

In other news: Somewhere in this house there is a cricket. Before the sun rises he will be found.

At 8/24/06 11:09 PM, FAB0L0US wrote: God, I cant wait for school to start. This has been the most godawful boring summer ever.

I think this is the first time I have ever looked forward to school.

I still have to do like 5 chapters of history homework for Wednesday.

At 8/24/06 11:54 PM, GrammerClock wrote: The more I watch CNN, the more I think that they're trying to convince me that I'm going to die.

What you say?

I like watching CNN and FOX ect, compared to the BBC and other UK media they’re fucking scary.

Although, it’s no where near as much fun as watching the GOD Channel…..

At 8/25/06 09:28 AM, o_r_i_g_i_n_a_l wrote:

Although, it’s no where near as much fun as watching the GOD Channel…..

I have to pay for that >:|

Irony.

At 8/25/06 09:29 AM, N-Antichrist wrote:

At 8/25/06 09:28 AM, o_r_i_g_i_n_a_l wrote:

Although, it’s no where near as much fun as watching the GOD Channel…..

I have to pay for that >:|

Irony.

What satellite provider you with?

Never heard of that.

At 8/25/06 09:28 AM, o_r_i_g_i_n_a_l wrote: Although, it’s no where near as much fun as watching the GOD Channel…..

Loves me some 700 Club.

I prefer 'My very easy mnemomic just sums up nine planets' Damn scientists love to backtrack facts. I should have to relearn this stuff.

At 8/25/06 09:47 AM, SevenSeize wrote: I am so angry Pluto is no longer a planet. How can we use , " My Very Eager Mother Just Sent Us Nine Pizzas" to remember the planets now?

You know the only reason they did that was to keep the 8 year olds on their toes right?

At 8/25/06 09:47 AM, SevenSeize wrote: Rydia, congrats on your new place!

I think CNN wants me dead too.

I am so angry Pluto is no longer a planet. How can we use , " My Very Eager Mother Just Sent Us Nine Pizzas" to remember the planets now?

This has been one random post.

You just make them memorize the planets by planet.

Then incorporate a lesson on the old Grecko-Roman Gods and mythology.

A nice little test on your Alchohol knowledge

I got a Vodka or 94 proof on it.

At 8/25/06 09:47 AM, SevenSeize wrote:

I am so angry Pluto is no longer a planet. How can we use , " My Very Eager Mother Just Sent Us Nine Pizzas" to remember the planets now?

My valuable emerald Mothera justifies sentencing unrepentant nazis. There, I helped

At 8/24/06 05:09 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Will chislefist be available on itunes?

You could just download it all straight off the NG audio portal. BTW, I told my singer about your comment. Now he wants to do an a capella intro to the Terry Schiavo song.

But no, Chiselfist is not on itunes. Technically I own the studio we record in and um... yeah, I don't have those kinds of connections.

At 8/25/06 04:40 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

You could just download it all straight off the NG audio portal. BTW, I told my singer about your comment. Now he wants to do an a capella intro to the Terry Schiavo song.

Should I apologize? Besides there already is a terri schiavo song, off their sophmore release, sum 41 with "no brains" Yeah I'm an asshole but metallicas "creeping death" would have been worse.

But no, Chiselfist is not on itunes. Technically I own the studio we record in and um... yeah, I don't have those kinds of connections.

I'm not too good for the audio portal. I've gotten "the jedi song" "the ultimate showdown" and that boheimien rhapsody to all your base off of newgrounds. I shall enjoy your music thusly.

shitonastick is very understanding as a mod.
She didn't ban me for that spam topic.
Not sure who locked it, Bigbadron and shitonastick were in General around the time it was locked.

At 8/25/06 10:47 AM, MortifiedPenguins wrote: A nice little test on your Alchohol knowledge

I got a Vodka or 94 proof on it.

Heh. I can tell you that I know shit all about drinks, and yet still scored this:

Bourbon
Congratulations! You're 104 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (50), and liquor (52).
Screw all that namby-pamby chick stuff, you're going straight for the bottle and a shot glass! It'll take more than a few shots of Wild Turkey or 99 Bananas before you start seeing pink elephants. You know how to handle your alcohol, and yourself at parties.

It was a good quiz though.

At 8/25/06 05:53 PM, SteelReserve wrote: shitonastick is very understanding as a mod.

Yeah, she actually has a sense of humour, which is a nice trait in a mod.

At 8/25/06 06:50 PM, GrammerClock wrote: Click "Stop script" instead and it won't pop up a second time.

I don't even know what the script in question does, so it may not be a good idea to end it. Iunno. I'd rather not take a big risk with a post that took me an hour to research and write.

At 8/25/06 08:05 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote:

With the elimination of the ninth planet, what will happen to Sailor Pluto?

Her life will lack meaning. She'll lose touch with reality and become Sailor Goofy!

Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 132 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (66), and liquor (121).

At 8/25/06 08:40 PM, Gunter45 wrote: Bacardi 151
Congratulations! You're 132 proof, with specific scores in beer (80) , wine (66), and liquor (121).

Why is it that none of us really know anything about wine.