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At 8/12/06 03:55 PM, MALforPresident wrote:

condoms are just another super secret program by the government. they are actually completely useless in preventing STIs

They prevent children, the worst of all the sexually transmitted ..............issues? icicles? iron man? italians?

At 8/12/06 04:17 PM, stafffighter wrote: They prevent children, the worst of all the sexually transmitted ..............issues? icicles? iron man? italians?

italians.....they tend to be too democratic for republicans

At 8/12/06 03:52 AM, FAB0L0US wrote: Poetic justice in action.

How so is it poetic?

At 8/12/06 02:53 PM, LegendaryLukus wrote: I see that yet again you have locked the 'Bush runs the UK' topic without even reading it. Even though that topic isn't even about Bush and was unlocked before, keep up the good work.

It wasn't me, and I'm not going to second guess another mod.

At 8/12/06 07:17 PM, Athlas wrote:

At 8/12/06 03:52 AM, FAB0L0US wrote: Poetic justice in action.

How so is it poetic?

poetic justice
n.
The rewarding of virtue and the punishment of vice, often in an especially appropriate or ironic manner.

She's being kept from doing the one thing she likes doing the most (bitching) because she was to stupid to keep herself properly hydrated.

It's nice to know you're alive, fli, it saves me from having to sell a kidney in order to hire Dog Bounty Hunter to track down your wereabouts.

>.>
<.<

Did some exhaust work today. MINI is just a tad louder at idle / cruising, but sooo badass when you get on the throttle. Hardcore.

Oh, and that link to the "new level icons thread" here was the first that I heard of it. Schweet. Daddy want.

At 8/12/06 08:56 PM, Proteas wrote:

It's nice to know you're alive, fli, it saves me from having to sell a kidney in order to hire Dog Bounty Hunter to track down your wereabouts.

>.>
<.<

Did he give himself that name or did someone else? Because if my name was Dwayne I'd purposfully shake it off. Although I do wonder hjow Dog would do in a fight with the Rock. We could bill it as Dwayne vs Dwayne and and only people smart enough to get it would come to the fight of the century

Minis in general are quite hardcore.

In less than 12 hours, I will be on a plane at JFK on my way to Ben Gurion Airport! Woot!

At 8/12/06 09:31 PM, stafffighter wrote: Did he give himself that name or did someone else?

I imagine it was given to him, because no one who invents a cool nickname for themself is EVER taken seriously.

Because if my name was Dwayne I'd purposfully shake it off.

I had a friend a few years back who's first name was Dwayne, though I didn't know it until we were friends for about 4 months. Everyone called him by his middle name, which was a little bit more normal... and it escapes me for some weird reason. :-\

Although I do wonder hjow Dog would do in a fight with the Rock. We could bill it as Dwayne vs Dwayne and and only people smart enough to get it would come to the fight of the century

Dog would kick his ass, hands down. He's a bounty hunter, and he's done time, you don't go through that much shit without learning how to take someone out in a hurry.

If I were to name my son Dwayne would the socital pressure force him to grow into some super human just to survive? It's an interesting idea but I still hope to have a girl first and, taking fathering advice from hulk hogan, remain jacked enough to scare her dates shitless. Oddly enough this philosophy hasen't helped me attract Dwaynes future mother yet.

At 8/12/06 10:57 PM, stafffighter wrote: If I were to name my son Dwayne would the socital pressure force him to grow into some super human just to survive? It's an interesting idea but I still hope to have a girl first and, taking fathering advice from hulk hogan, remain jacked enough to scare her dates shitless. Oddly enough this philosophy hasen't helped me attract Dwaynes future mother yet.

my childrens names are as follow:

female: Malory
Male: Malachy, Malachi, Malcomb, Missfire

At 8/13/06 12:30 AM, MALforPresident wrote:

my childrens names are as follow:

female: Malory
Male: Malachy, Malachi, Malcomb, Missfire

Wouldn't missfire work better for the first child?Remember to fudge the year you got married or he'll be scared

So, staff, when are we going to have that orgy?

At 8/13/06 12:37 AM, Gunter45 wrote: So, staff, when are we going to have that orgy?

As soon as you're done washing graces car with your toothbrush.

At 8/13/06 12:42 AM, stafffighter wrote: As soon as you're done washing graces car with your toothbrush.

I see you have a skewed perception of what it means to be friends with someone.

At 8/13/06 12:44 AM, Gunter45 wrote:

I see you have a skewed perception of what it means to be friends with someone.

This from the guy who complained when a girl was invited to the orgy.

Sometimes I forget just how gay this place is.

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WHO WANTS A BEAR SUIT?!

At 8/13/06 12:52 AM, stafffighter wrote: This from the guy who complained when a girl was invited to the orgy.

Hey, when you need a gay orgy, you need a gay orgy.

At 8/13/06 02:34 AM, BeFell wrote: WHO WANTS A BEAR SUIT?!

Yes?

At 8/13/06 06:05 AM, fli wrote: Yes?

And my cousin too--

At 8/13/06 06:05 AM, fli wrote:

At 8/13/06 02:34 AM, BeFell wrote: WHO WANTS A BEAR SUIT?!

Yes?

What store were you in?

Because, one would think that a guy putting the jumbo condom on his head wouldn't be allowed in most stores.

At 8/13/06 06:20 AM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 8/13/06 06:05 AM, fli wrote:

At 8/13/06 02:34 AM, BeFell wrote: WHO WANTS A BEAR SUIT?!

Yes?

What store were you in?

Because, one would think that a guy putting the jumbo condom on his head wouldn't be allowed in most stores.

It's his store... his house is part of the store.
And that's not a jumbo condom... it's mine. I had that since I was like 16. Never used it. First I kept it because it was the cool thing for kids. ("Ohhhh.... he's got a condom, that means he's must be getting some..." You know the mentality.)

Then I kept it for nostlogic reasons... until he asked me for it.
Aye...

I had to bury that condom with a trowel... I indeed loved that thing to keep it in my wallet all those years.

Eh.
I'll put another one in, or some Anne Lander's Sex Test article.

At 8/13/06 06:32 AM, fli wrote:

At 8/13/06 06:20 AM, MortifiedPenguins wrote:

At 8/13/06 06:05 AM, fli wrote:

At 8/13/06 02:34 AM, BeFell wrote:

Eh.
I'll put another one in, or some Anne Lander's Sex Test article.

You to Brutus.

At 8/13/06 02:34 AM, BeFell wrote: Sometimes I forget just how gay this place is.

Well we never forgot about you.

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WHO WANTS A BEAR SUIT?!

You can be clean but never cured.

At 8/13/06 10:22 AM, stafffighter wrote:

WHO WANTS A BEAR SUIT?!

You can be clean but never cured.

you know. i think it'd maked a halarious anti-furries movie to have some dude go into the woods and rape an angry female grizzley bear with her cubs watching...

At 8/12/06 02:53 PM, LegendaryLukus wrote: I see that yet again you have locked the 'Bush runs the UK' topic without even reading it. Even though that topic isn't even about Bush and was unlocked before, keep up the good work.

I did read it. It was crap. So I locked it. EDN.

Can the average guy lock a topic? Cause i wouldnt mind lockin a few.. hehehehe

At 8/13/06 01:12 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I did read it. It was crap. So I locked it. EDN.

clearly you forgot to hold a vote of popularity with the users posting in said topic, then write out months worth of paper work to appeal to teh wadeth for permission to lock said topic

At 8/13/06 01:39 PM, Blamitality wrote: Can the average guy lock a topic? Cause i wouldnt mind lockin a few.. hehehehe

No, but am I allowed to kick this guys ass for laughing at his own idiot joke?

At 8/13/06 02:33 PM, stafffighter wrote:

No, but am I allowed to kick this guys ass for laughing at his own idiot joke?

Yes.

Did you really even need to ask?

At 8/13/06 02:43 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:


Did you really even need to ask?

I find that suprisingly few cases of justified ass kicking are accepted by society