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At 8/8/06 03:17 AM, Politics wrote:

If anyone ever needs proof of redundancy in the General forum, there you have it, folks. I just wish the chain had been longer, because longer = funnier.

That's one of the many reasons why general is idiotic.

At 8/8/06 12:07 PM, red_skunk wrote: This first round of apartment hunting has gone less than spectacular. Why do people not believe me when I say I'm not an asshole college student?

They probably do believe you when you say you're not a college student.....

Say that you're a high school graduate.

But seriously...

There was an article in the times about how there's more women of the same education level for men that have college degrees, 106 women for every 100 college graduate men, whereas high school graduates have a less positive ratio, more like 90 or so women per 100 men.

You'd lol @ this too.

Ugh.

All I'm going to say about the last few days is huge painful mouth ulcers.

And all I can do apparently is wait for them to heal while taking a bunch of over-the counter pain medication for it.

At 8/8/06 12:46 AM, Peternormous wrote: Your left testicle is worth 650 dollars to you?

That article is over four years old, and they don't make that model anymore. That guitar is worth a LOT more than $650 by now.

Besides, it's just one testical.

At 8/8/06 12:07 PM, red_skunk wrote: Why do people not believe me when I say I'm not an asshole college student?

Maybe it has to do with the way you worded it. Don't use the "a" word next time.

At 8/8/06 05:51 PM, Elfer wrote: And all I can do apparently is wait for them to heal while taking a bunch of over-the counter pain medication for it.

Naproxen Sodium KICKS ASS, especially in large doses.

Yes, there is a new song on www.myspace.com/chiselfist

Yes, it's about EMOs

Response has been suprisingly negative, because of the EMO conspiracy.

Damn the emos!

I liked it ok, its just really hard to appeal to my tastes.

At 8/8/06 10:37 PM, Proteas wrote: Naproxen Sodium KICKS ASS, especially in large doses.

I don't think I could sleep well tonight if I didn't say this...

ALWAYS READ THE INSTRUCTIONS ON THE SIDE OF THE BOTTLE. Don't take more than what it reccomends. The last thing I need is somebody overdosing and having liver failure because of something I said on here.

My whole
John Titor is the Eon8 guy didnt fly in general
reminds me why I dont like it there

At 8/8/06 10:37 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 8/8/06 05:51 PM, Elfer wrote: And all I can do apparently is wait for them to heal while taking a bunch of over-the counter pain medication for it.

Naproxen Sodium KICKS ASS, especially in large doses.

I'm already using a couple of anti-inflammatories, including one mouth rinse that allows me to focus it directly on the inflamed area in my mouth. It's also a local analgesic, which is awesome for numbing the pain, but not awesome for making me aware when I'm burning my tongue on hot soup.

And for the morbidly curious of you, photo!

At 8/8/06 05:51 PM, Elfer wrote: Ugh.

All I'm going to say about the last few days is huge painful mouth ulcers.

Uhmm...how'd you end up with those?

At 8/9/06 02:29 PM, HighlyIllogical wrote:

At 8/8/06 05:51 PM, Elfer wrote: Ugh.

All I'm going to say about the last few days is huge painful mouth ulcers.

Uhmm...how'd you end up with those?

No fucking idea. It's like a giant canker sore, really, it's one of those things that just happens.

At 8/9/06 02:41 PM, SevenSeize wrote:

At 8/9/06 01:24 PM, Elfer wrote:

And for the morbidly curious of you, photo!:

Ouch ouch ouch! I hope you feel better soon! Who took the photo?

I took the photo. I used a mirror so I could see the view screen on the camera and frame it properly.

Disappointing responses to my last post. More imagination people..

I think I'm starting apartment -hunting a bit early, actually. Need to wait till the week before or so. MM. Then the good places are available.. >.>

Uh...

http://uncyclopedia.org/

There's no better place.

Proteas, I love the Commie Smurf topic. It made my day :D

I think i've been here to long.

I'm thinking of quiting football and wrestling to get a job and join the debate team.

At 8/9/06 01:24 PM, Elfer wrote:
I'm already using a couple of anti-inflammatories, including one mouth rinse that allows me to focus it directly on the inflamed area in my mouth. It's also a local analgesic, which is awesome for numbing the pain, but not awesome for making me aware when I'm burning my tongue on hot soup.

And for the morbidly curious of you, photo!

Try chewing tobacco, you almost have the constantly. I cant even chew food on the side of m cheek where I chew.

At 8/9/06 03:09 PM, Elfer wrote: I took the photo. I used a mirror so I could see the view screen on the camera and frame it properly.

And you felt the need to share that with us, why?

*dry heave*

At 8/9/06 04:14 PM, HighlyIllogical wrote: http://uncyclopedia.org/

Uncyclopedia RAWKS!!!! I just read their article on the origins of Whup Ass and about fell out of my chair laughing.

At 8/9/06 04:49 PM, Politics wrote: Proteas, I love the Commie Smurf topic. It made my day :D

Your Welcome. :-)

I want to find the one I read a while back about the socialist themes in Scooby Doo though, I think that would be a real killer of a topic.

At 8/9/06 09:32 PM, Peternormous wrote: Try chewing tobacco, you almost have the constantly. I cant even chew food on the side of m cheek where I chew.

.... put the can of chew on the ground and step AWAY, NOW.

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hilk hilk hilk. Awesome. The author is 14... Supposedly.

At 8/8/06 12:07 PM, red_skunk wrote: This first round of apartment hunting has gone less than spectacular. Why do people not believe me when I say I'm not an asshole college student?

You hippies are always claiming profiling, maybe it's just because you're ugly.

At 8/10/06 03:59 AM, BeFell wrote: You hippies are always claiming profiling, maybe it's just because you're ugly.

Yeah, ugliness brings down property values, proven fact.

At 8/9/06 11:09 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 8/9/06 04:14 PM, HighlyIllogical wrote: http://uncyclopedia.org/

Uncyclopedia RAWKS!!!! I just read their article on the origins of Whup Ass and about fell out of my chair laughing.

Oscar Wilde quotes make it damn great.

I want to find the one I read a while back about the socialist themes in Scooby Doo though, I think that would be a real killer of a topic.

Try something similar, but with Sesame Street.

That would be nice, no? I wonder how intuitive they'd be, though...

At 8/8/06 12:07 PM, red_skunk wrote: This first round of apartment hunting has gone less than spectacular. Why do people not believe me when I say I'm not an asshole college student?

funny thing, most people tend to dislike any college students. my girlfriend and i got an appartment a few weeks ago. pretty nice place, BTW. and the dean of our college was our upstairs neighbor, now he's moving into a house and our landlord is currently trying to find new tenants. and we cringed when we saw two college students (both male) looking at it...people just dont like college students because they sometimes bring with them noise and stupidity.

New auras? What's this?

At 8/9/06 03:09 PM, Elfer wrote:

At 8/9/06 02:29 PM, HighlyIllogical wrote: Uhmm...how'd you end up with those?

No fucking idea. It's like a giant canker sore, really, it's one of those things that just happens.

Most of those kinds of sores are believed to be caused by a common congenital autoimmune disorder. They're called aphthous ulcers, and it's your body attacking its own soft tissues. Triggers can include stress and certain foods. If you get them a lot, you should consider keeping a food log. I know my sister gets them around the inside of her lip if she eats a lot of tomatoes. I get them in the back of my throat whenever I'm not getting enough sleep and stressing out too much. Different causes for different people.

And it's important to try and keep them clean. You can get unpleasant little infections, since they're in your mouth (and the human mouth is filthy). Listerine works, but is painful. I personally like to take 1/2 a shot of vodka and 1/4 glass of pink lemonade, mix them together, and drink it. Cleans the wounds right out, tastes pretty good, and only stings for a second.

Some info.

At 8/10/06 06:20 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: You can't even begin to comprehend how happy I am that my three flights were yesterday and not today.

Yeah, why is it that when all these terrorist incidents happen, Boston's Logon Airport is always involved.

Damm I miss Fli.
I just bough a collection of Shakespeare's works and Virgils Aenied and need to discuss.