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Happy Birthday!

I wish they made a biscuit and gravy toaster stroodle.=(

I've been married for a whole year now, we had sex and everything.

At 6/14/06 06:06 PM, fli wrote: Holy crap--
Somebody make me a mod so I have a reason to go to Mod Meat next year--

I think I'm going to regret saying that.

At 6/14/06 11:48 PM, red_skunk wrote: ... Doller store.

Dollar Store doesn't have Storm Watch or Mary Jane scented candles, zeke! :-(

At 6/15/06 12:28 AM, aviewaskewed wrote: I figured they wouldn't, but I was more disappointed that Sandman kicked the crap out of a freakin Zombie.

I found that pretty amusing, for two reasons; the first being that Sandman was sober, and the second being that there were these little Pig-Pen style dust clouds floating off Zombie everytime he got struck.

Kurt Angle demolishing Justin Credible,

That I liked. It sort of reminded me of the old Ken Shamrock battles from back in the WWF good ole' days.

some stupid stripper chick

Was it just me, or did it seem like she did not know how to undo her bra-strap?

and a battle royal full of pointless freaking weapon use.

I about fell out in the floor laughing when I saw this part of the show. Everybody beating on The Big Show with aluminum foil baking pans while he just stood there going "WUT IZ DAT?"

I hope next week gets goddamn better.

Me too. :-\

At 6/15/06 01:32 AM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: No matter how many times I get that automated birthday e-mail, I'm still happy.

*dances a jig for Rydia*

At 6/15/06 01:32 AM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: No matter how many times I get that automated birthday e-mail, I'm still happy.

Heh, happy birthday.

Just 2 days until I get mine :D

/me girlishly squeals

Lots of birthdays in June...

At 6/15/06 11:55 AM, BeFell wrote: I've been married for a whole year now, we had sex and everything.

Awww... how cute--
Punch and pie for everyone!

CA News recently: an Iowan woman was sunbathing on an Oxnard beach a few days ago... Beach patrol ran over her and didn't know... something about her voting Bush... I want up and said, "FUCK YEAH!"

I kid... I kid...

Mmmmm. My finals are coming up soon, after only 2 more days of dredgery, and a weekend in between. I just came back from a jab interview at Burger King, and it looks as though I got the job, which is alright. I wasn't expecting anymore than minimum wage, anyways. Following arriving back home after the interview, I had a Nestle Drumstick, because they are the greatest thing to ever be created by man. And following finals, with this job thing happening, I'm really going to have a hell of a time scheduling everything in my life. I want to go visit my Dad for a while, and go up to my lake for a weekend or so.

Also, NAME CHANGE WACKINESS, WEEEEE.

I kind of want to keep CrypticSobriquet, but it seems kind of long, and I'm being incredibly picky...

I'm hesitant to go back to Captn_r, though.

At 6/15/06 01:24 PM, CrypticSobriquet wrote:

Lots of birthdays in June...

Quite so. Hooray for me (Bday + 2)

I've come to dislike my birthdays...
It seems I'm always have my first major exams on that day...

Dammit,
I haven't had a birthday in a long while where I don't have to hustle my ass in the books.

Last year, and the year before that,
I didn't even celebrate at all... Sure there was a nice, "Happy Birthday, son..." But you know...

Never went out like I wanted to.
Yes, it was very solomnly for me that year--

At 6/15/06 06:52 PM, CrypticSobriquet wrote: Also, NAME CHANGE WACKINESS, WEEEEE.

I kind of want to keep CrypticSobriquet, but it seems kind of long, and I'm being incredibly picky...

It's okay to have a long, complicated name as long as there's an easy way to abbreviate it. Just make sure you set yourself up to have a nickname that you'll be able to tolerate. I imagine people will never spell out sobri...whatever and just refer to you as Cryptic or CrypticS

Is it just me, or is this week capitalism vs. communism week on the NG politics forum?

At 6/15/06 09:04 PM, Elfer wrote: Is it just me, or is this week capitalism vs. communism week on the NG politics forum?

Month*

And apparently, Karl Marx is on summer holidays.

At 6/15/06 09:04 PM, Elfer wrote: Is it just me, or is this week capitalism vs. communism week on the NG politics forum?

Isn't that every week?

I thought there would be more "BUSH SUX!".

Still, I do get the regular treatment, people dispise Fascism. :'(

At 6/15/06 01:32 AM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: No matter how many times I get that automated birthday e-mail, I'm still happy.

You too? I'm tommorrow.

So far only my immediate family even knew what day it was.

At 6/15/06 09:04 PM, Elfer wrote: Is it just me, or is this week capitalism vs. communism week on the NG politics forum?

better than gay topics...
last week was ann coulter week-- lol

At 6/15/06 09:19 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You too? I'm tommorrow.

So far only my immediate family even knew what day it was.

Your immediate family knows when your birthday is?

At 6/15/06 09:19 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I'm tommorrow.

Well, happy birthday from the future!

Get plenty dr0kn.

Birthdays seem to be pretty meaningless these days..

And I've never got that silly automated e-mail.

At 6/15/06 11:01 PM, red_skunk wrote:

And I've never got that silly automated e-mail.

Tom doesn't like you.

I turn 21 on July 9th. If I don't get an automated e-mail from Tom, I am going to tear open a vein and bleed all over my bedroom.

At 6/15/06 09:19 PM, fli wrote:

better than gay topics...
last week was ann coulter week-- lol

I just wish it was the federal budget...

At 6/16/06 02:28 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: I just wish it was the federal budget...

Do it. I'm hurting for a topic which centres around the subject of necessary and unnecessary programs, and which would be the best to cut, or better fund. If you don't, I will...

...Once I can muster some time to write the initial persuasive essay.

My birthday was a couple weeks ago, I was in Vegas at the time. I didn't get the automated e-mail, either. That bastard...

At 6/16/06 02:06 PM, Proteas wrote: I turn 21 on July 9th. If I don't get an automated e-mail from Tom, I am going to tear open a vein and bleed all over my bedroom.

Happy Birthday--
Mmm...

I get automated birthday messages--
Between the end of September beginning of October... usually on a day when I have first exams at school... (I hate that... it's been like that since I was in high school... always had to hustle with work and not going out on birthday night...)

Fucking Angolans--

>:-(

Best friggin goalie...
Too good for their own good--

At 6/16/06 02:42 PM, CrypticSobriquet wrote:

Do it. I'm hurting for a topic which centres around the subject of necessary and unnecessary programs, and which would be the best to cut, or better fund. If you don't, I will...

Feel free to do so. I have, but it never seems to work. People always seem to say "OMG we needz F22 cause terrorists havez, uh, stuff!"

At 6/16/06 04:31 PM, fli wrote: Fucking Angolans--

>:-(

Best friggin goalie...
Too good for their own good--

Your team will probably be up against Argentina in the 8th finals. It's a hard team to beat, I missed two out of the three games today but they just tore Serbia & Montenegro asunder with a 6-0 victory. I hate to say it, but I don't think that Mexico will last against the Argentinians just like I'm sure that we won't be able to defeat them next Wednesday.

At 6/16/06 03:53 PM, Gunter45 wrote: My birthday was a couple weeks ago, I was in Vegas at the time. I didn't get the automated e-mail, either. That bastard...

Happy birthday 'n junk...

Belated as it may be.

At 6/16/06 04:36 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: Feel free to do so. I have, but it never seems to work. People always seem to say "OMG we needz F22 cause terrorists havez, uh, stuff!"

Sounds good. But it won't be for a while, probably. I have finals coming up, my birthday to do stuff on, father's day, and a job to organize (probably, I still don't know yet).

At 6/16/06 06:44 PM, lapis wrote: Your team will probably be up against Argentina in the 8th finals. It's a hard team to beat, I missed two out of the three games today but they just tore Serbia & Montenegro asunder with a 6-0 victory. I hate to say it, but I don't think that Mexico will last against the Argentinians just like I'm sure that we won't be able to defeat them next Wednesday.

True, so true. At least you can rejoice in the fact that your nation's most prominent football player wasn't an even more prominent coke snorter.

Awesome, Gamespot.com has inadvertently used the sacred prophet of the Church of the Subgenius as their representation of the "Father" for Father's Day.

http://www.gamespot...s/6151986/index.html

www.subgenius.com

Brock Sampson has redifined the mullet for me. Makes me wish I had hair in front.

At 6/16/06 08:23 PM, Empanado wrote: True, so true. At least you can rejoice in the fact that your nation's most prominent football player wasn't an even more prominent coke snorter.

Hey, don't dis pelusa. He's cool, even after they operated on his stomach to reduce the amount of food he could eat.