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At 4/27/06 03:11 PM, JMHX wrote: I = unemployed

Got fired? Or quit?

Newspaper informed me they were going to more of a social quarterly type of publication rather than actual news, and my political column was no longer needed.

Oh, and they're cocksmacks.

At 4/27/06 03:21 PM, JMHX wrote: Newspaper informed me they were going to more of a social quarterly type of publication rather than actual news, and my political column was no longer needed.

School paper?

That's quite stupid-a quarterly (as in 4 times a year)? And they cut a political column? Bastards!

George Mason Broadside

$50 a week for one hour of work per week. I'll miss the $200 extra per month.

That's quite a bit of money. George Mason seems like a good school.

At 4/27/06 03:21 PM, JMHX wrote: Newspaper informed me they were going to more of a social quarterly type of publication rather than actual news, and my political column was no longer needed.

No schools I know of have a social scene anyone wants to put on paper. Unless of course it's wacky hat day by the oh so relevant student government. And no one wants to deal with the spazs who go for that shit. Do the people you worked with wear a lot of school logo sweatshirts?

Oh, and they're cocksmacks.

Note to self, make porn with godsmack soundtrack, title already written

YES!! FUCKING A!!! I just got done with a job interview at a restaurant and it looks like I'm in. I have to take a test over the menu on Monday and that Friday I'll start training. The best part? They have eleven 42" plasma screens and two 108" plasmas and they're all tuned to sports. More good news: it's NBA playoff time. There are games on every day of the week and there will be games for several weeks to come. Ka-ching.

I'm still waiting to hear back from the valet job, but I still think I'm going to get it. They haven't hired any new valets and my names at the top of the list. I figure I'll work 2 jobs so I can get all 7 days of the week filled up with jobs. I'd like to work 8-10 hours a day.

Fuck the NBA. NHL playoffs!

Don't fuck sports. How can you have sex with a concept? If a 'sport' is not in the olympics, it's not a sport, just an activity.

It's only like 2 miles a day, and I don't think they hire males as waitresses. I'm better suited for being a waiter, what, with the penis and all.

That...might be a good reason.

Ranch dressing on wings is idiotic. Blue cheese, people.

At 4/27/06 05:27 PM, Gunter45 wrote: I don't think they hire males as waitresses. I'm better suited for being a waiter, what, with the penis and all.

Meaning I can't get drunk and think you're being nice to me for other than professional reasons. that's gonna cost you tips

At 4/27/06 05:47 PM, stafffighter wrote: Meaning I can't get drunk and think you're being nice to me for other than professional reasons. that's gonna cost you tips

Austin has a pretty large homosexual population... you'd feel right at home.

A large population....

BEING DRAGGED BEHIND PICK-UPS!

lawlz. Meh. Stafff can marry, he's not going anywhere.

At 4/27/06 05:47 PM, red_skunk wrote: Ranch dressing on wings is idiotic. Blue cheese, people.

But the creaminess. THE CREAMINESS.

You can't deny the tangy taste.

At 4/27/06 05:49 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

Austin has a pretty large homosexual population... you'd feel right at home.

No, if I was gay I'd get along with women

At 4/27/06 05:57 PM, stafffighter wrote: No, if I was gay I'd get along with women

Haha, well played.

Being a "reactionary jackass" is what I call it. But tomato, tomato I guess.

At 4/27/06 05:04 PM, peedee wrote: Fuck the NBA. NHL playoffs!

Fuck both the sports.

Bruins and Celtics didn't make it.

So i'm watching the Red Sox.

At 4/27/06 06:38 PM, YankeeFli wrote:

At 4/27/06 05:04 PM, peedee wrote: Fuck the NBA. NHL playoffs!

Fuck both the sports.

Bruins and Celtics didn't make it.

So i'm watching the Red Sox.

Wow, you get to be let down watching every major sport.
That's fantastic.

At 4/27/06 05:49 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 4/27/06 05:47 PM, stafffighter wrote: Meaning I can't get drunk and think you're being nice to me for other than professional reasons. that's gonna cost you tips

Yeah, that's a lol.

Austin has a pretty large homosexual population... you'd feel right at home.

That's why you've got to bat your eyes at everyone.

At 4/27/06 06:19 PM, Grammer wrote: What's that term in psychology for when you see someone whose extremist, so when they try to convince you of something, you actually take the opposite route? The boomerang effect? I think something like that happened to me. Though I'd be lying if I said I've never seen an extremist conservative.

I don't know what the psychological term is, but in argument, it has to do with "The law of the excluded middle."

At 4/27/06 06:40 PM, VeryProudofYa wrote:

At 4/27/06 06:38 PM, YankeeFli wrote:

At 4/27/06 05:04 PM, peedee wrote:

Wow, you get to be let down watching every major sport.
That's fantastic.

Go fuck yourself Jew.

Red Sox are good.

At 4/27/06 06:56 PM, YankeeFli wrote:
Go fuck yourself Jew.

Since when was Jew EVER a valid insult, come up something a little more orginal next time,

You have the cognitic ability of a desecrated dung beetle,

How can Red Sox be good? They are an AMERICAN football team, the whole sport is fundamentally flawed.

At 4/27/06 07:12 PM, Leap wrote:

At 4/27/06 06:56 PM, YankeeFli wrote:
Go fuck yourself Jew.

Since when was Jew EVER a valid insult, come up something a little more orginal next time,

Easy there killer, I was joking there.
Here's a hint, Any time I ever use jew in a insult or remark, i'm being sarcastic.

How can Red Sox be good? They are an AMERICAN football team, the whole sport is fundamentally flawed.

Uhm, there Baseball.

You know the Major League Baseball.

At 4/27/06 07:12 PM, Leap wrote:

Quiet down, Jew.

At 4/27/06 07:14 PM, YankeeFli wrote: Uhm, there Baseball.

You know the Major League Baseball.

Is baseball the one where they shake their asses at the audience and run like sissies, or the one where they shake their asses at the audience and run like sissies with sissy body protection?

At 4/27/06 07:38 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 4/27/06 07:14 PM, YankeeFli wrote:

Is baseball the one where they shake their asses at the audience and run like sissies, or the one where they shake their asses at the audience and run like sissies with sissy body protection?

Jeeze, a South American talking bad about baseball.

Whats the problem, lost your Lhama this morning.

At 4/27/06 07:40 PM, YankeeFli wrote: Jeeze, a South American talking bad about baseball.

Whats the problem, lost your Lhama this morning.

Look kid, if you can't get your vertebrae fracturated from a kick in the spine, it's not a real sport.