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In 39 posts, I will celebrate the big 5,000 here in the Lounge, with all of my concubines and lovers.

At 4/21/06 06:00 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 4/21/06 04:25 PM, LadyGrace wrote: MORMON SO CRAZY!

Well, you'd have to be crazy to say that the moon is made out of cheese.

You know that's a myth don't you? There's plenty of ways to make fun of Mormons without making shit up.

You can't drink pop. Freak.

<3

At 4/22/06 12:34 AM, BeFell wrote: You know that's a myth don't you? There's plenty of ways to make fun of Mormons without making shit up.

What I find interesting, is in all those threads people are bringing up things about your religion, and you don't do a thing do defend it or educate people about it. No offence, but I'm really disappointed in you for that. Instead of actually education people who seem to have misconceptions about your religion, you simply make a remark about their bad spelling and grammar. Sure, they may be retards with regards to the English language, but poke at that AND inform them of their mistakes about Mormonism instead of just hiding behind weak attempts at personal insults.

Mormons don't know how to inform.

At 4/22/06 02:53 AM, LadyGrace wrote: No offence

offense*

education people

educating*

Man, I really need to eat something. o_O Also, Silent Hill was pretty awesome. Pyramid Head is scary as shit. The only critique I really have about it is there wasn't enough of the demons coming up to kill people. When it did happen, it was awesome, but most of the time it was people looking for one another. :/

[03:01] JudgeMeHarshX: zomg
[03:01] LadyGraceNindalF: ... hi

I thought after I graduated high school I would never see emo ................leading dots again.

Heil.

jk I <3 Grace

At 4/22/06 03:03 AM, JMHX wrote: jk I <3 Grace

You, sir, are a liar and a rogue!

*waits for JMHX to rip her shirt open and kiss her neck Romance Novel style*

At 4/22/06 03:06 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 4/22/06 03:03 AM, JMHX wrote: jk I <3 Grace

You, sir, are a liar and a rogue!

*waits for JMHX to rip her shirt open and kiss her neck Romance Novel style*

I'm all hot and bothered.

BeFell, it's actually true. The book of Mormon actually has been revised several times. There are pre-1969 copies that state that the moon is made out of cheese.

At 4/22/06 03:22 AM, Gunter45 wrote: BeFell, it's actually true. The book of Mormon actually has been revised several times. There are pre-1969 copies that state that the moon is made out of cheese.

Religion? Adapting metaphore as to allow for the human progression of science? Brilliant!!

At 4/22/06 07:04 AM, stafffighter wrote: Religion? Adapting metaphore as to allow for the human progression of science? Brilliant!!

No, they didn't make it a metaphor, they just cut that part of the book out.

At 4/22/06 07:16 AM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 4/22/06 07:04 AM, stafffighter wrote: Religion? Adapting metaphore as to allow for the human progression of science? Brilliant!!

No, they didn't make it a metaphor, they just cut that part of the book out.

You'd rather they stuck to it with reason being waved right in their faces like some christian branches I could name?

At 4/21/06 04:02 PM, stafffighter wrote: I've never been able to find caffine pills. They seem like they would threaten my skin less than gallons of coke.

Caffiend pills are usually right next to the sleeping aids (your Tylenol PM's and whatnot) in the pharmaceutical aisle of your grocery store. It'll usually have some kind of goofy name like "No Doze" or something, it's not often you'll see them outright labeled as "Caffeine Pills."

At 4/22/06 02:55 AM, JMHX wrote: Mormons don't know how to inform.

Bullshit they don't, I can't get those guys to quit knocking on my door and wasting 20 munutes of my day. I finally figured out if I offered them coffee, or said I was a devout Roman Catholic they'd leave me alone.

At 4/22/06 03:06 AM, LadyGrace wrote: *waits for JMHX to rip her shirt open and kiss her neck Romance Novel style*

JHMX wouldn't know what to do with a woman if he had an illustrated map and a tour guide, so I wouldn't hold my breath if I were you.

*picks up newly accquired classical guitar*

*starts playing romantic spanish music for LG*

I refuse to have sex with LG because she's a fucking psycho.

Which isn't to say she's not still cool sometimes. Just not "I'm willing to spend a consecutive week with her" cool.

At 4/22/06 02:31 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Just not "I'm willing to spend a consecutive week with her" cool.

I had a good time visiting her. She's a really nice and sweet person, she's only all like "grrr, overpower" on the boards... and in bed (er, I mean, wut?).

Well, this got awful sexual.

At 4/22/06 03:29 PM, peedee wrote: Well, this got awful sexual.

Let's get married and have man babies.

I am the sex.

At 4/22/06 03:46 PM, JMHX wrote: I am the sex.

You lie.

At 4/22/06 03:46 PM, JMHX wrote: I am the sex.

*humps JMHseX doll*

DAMNIT!!! WHO WASHED THE DOLL AGAIN?!?!

you know I like it dirty. :(

At 4/22/06 01:57 PM, Proteas wrote:

*picks up newly accquired classical guitar*

*starts playing romantic spanish music for LG*

Your strumming is no match for my lyrical genius

"Grace is of the race where mortal men dare not give chase"

"Yet the trace of her embrace leaves us with bloodied hands against doors that are shut."

"Gladly leaving ourselves cut at the slightest hope of keeping pace"

"I want to do things to her butt."

At 4/22/06 04:54 PM, stafffighter wrote: "I want to do things to her butt."

Dude, syllable count, seriously. Internal rhyme scheme is great and all, but all the lines have to have the same number of syllables or it just doesn't work. I mean, I know you intend to have some of that stuff pronounced in double time, but that means you have to use a "-" to notate all the long syllables.

Jesus I'm a snob.

I can't beleive some of the idiots in the general forum sometimes. Some shitty topic popped up and people started posting in it about how gay it was, instead of just letting it sink. Bunch of idiots honestly.

At 4/22/06 05:15 PM, The_Tank wrote: I can't beleive some of the idiots in the general forum sometimes.

I can't beleive gravity makes things fall down sometimes. How was the sylable count there?

Closing in on the big 5k.

At 4/22/06 05:43 PM, JMHX wrote: Closing in on the big 5k.

For a person that has been here for almost 4 years, your post count is extremely low.

At 4/22/06 05:44 PM, YankeeFli wrote:

At 4/22/06 05:43 PM, JMHX wrote: Closing in on the big 5k.

For a person that has been here for almost 4 years, your post count is extremely low.

For four years I've been around, but I've taken about 3.5 years off to, you know, have a life.

Work and stuff.

Interpersonal communication.

Masturbation.