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In other news... *points to picture* that is all.

At 4/13/06 03:18 AM, FAB0L0US wrote: If you aint anti-American, prove it in your posts, dont just think I am gullibly going to believe you when nothing yet suggests to me you have changed.

You know,
I'm seriously feeling left out-- cause I criticize the United States and its culture much more often than JoS. Gay issues. Religion issues. Immigrant issues. White issues. Republican issues. War issues. In other words-- anything, and I'm very critical.

I never had the impression that JoS was "anti-American." He isn't anymore anti-American than Bakshi is anti-Canadian or anti-kittens.

"Prove yourself?" My god... how's that possible?
If it settles the score, then I'll buy him a tacky American Flag shirt that's been bedazzled and bling blinged with tacky glitter and fake jewel studs. I'll even get him those weird ass angel lapel thingies with an inspirational saying about 9-11... By George, I'll ensure that it comes straight from the Bible Belt made in Trailor Park, USA--

Jezz, get off his back...
My sentiments are just like Funkypoo's...

At 4/13/06 04:50 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: In other news... *points to picture* that is all.

OH SNAP *drops cock*

Rugby is just suffering from country-envy. It's OK, lil dude. We'll let you in for visits. Just be sure to have yr passport handy, and get ready for a probin'.

At 4/13/06 11:34 AM, red_skunk wrote:

. It's OK, lil dude. We'll let you in for visits. Just be sure to have yr passport handy, and get ready for a probin'.

You show me your probe, I'll show you mine

Okay... moving away from probes and whatnot... I think our resident teenage comedian could probably do a good minute or two on the following story.

ATF rids Univ. of ninja threat

Jeremiah Ransom, a sophomore from Macon, was leaving a Wesley Foundation pirate vs. ninja event when he was detained

Pox, wtf is that in your sig? Your face?

At 4/13/06 05:11 AM, fli wrote: "Prove yourself?" My god... how's that possible?

. . .

Not flame baiting?

At 4/13/06 03:18 AM, FAB0L0US wrote: I'm a retard.

Yes, you are, and here's why:

The whole Jos Antiamerican thing was actually planned out by me and Bakshi forever ago. Once we got the idea for the website and the basic schpiel going, we asked JoS if he was up for it. Being the true DAG that he is, (devil's advocate group) he went right along to see just how knee-jerk patriotic people on the BBS were.

Let me tell you, we planned this shit for at least a WEEK before implementation.

Almost forgot....

My leg went abscess. It was a pretty interesting experience to be cut by a professional while I made jokes about Rotten.com. I have a feeling I disturbed my Dr. with my enthusiasm. Frankly, with all the pain I'd been in up to getting cut, finally getting that crap out of me was a real relief. I mean, how could I not be happy to be rid of it? Meh, normal people are weird.

At 4/13/06 03:15 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 4/13/06 03:18 AM, FAB0L0US wrote: I'm a retard.

Let me tell you, we planned this shit for at least a WEEK before implementation.

Forever=Week in Funk time.

How does this add up.

You wasted a week on that?

I would like to reasert my offer to do taxes for 20 dollars or a Foamy t-shirt.

That is all.

At 4/13/06 03:15 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

Being the true DAG that he is, (devil's advocate group) he went right along to see just how knee-jerk patriotic people on the BBS were.

And the results are obvious.

At 4/13/06 03:15 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: The whole Jos Antiamerican thing was actually planned out by me and Bakshi forever ago.

So, again, how am I supposed to know this is a "joke" (these "jokes" went on for pages and pages and this "joke" lasted for the better part of two months, that I am aware of. The fuck am I supposed to know its a joke?) and why am I supposed to feel sorry for reacting as I did when I played on all the information I had at hand, which was, quote...

"They probally thought they were Iraqi's cause they werent paying attention and thought it would be fun to shoot at their car."
TELL me how the fuck that is any way shape or form, funny. Please.

Ya know, fuck this. I am not going to apologize for reacting on my beliefs when you were FLAME BAITING to GET that reaction.

Ive seen topics closed for FLAME BAITING and you, moderators, are FLAME BAITING people on things you know will push buttons and then call me a retard for not getting your 9 page "joke"?

Do I look or sound like motherfuckin Miss Cleo to you?

And yes, congratualtions to you all, you successfully pushed my buttons on an issue I hold close to my heart. Yes, I am probably overly patriotic. Yes, I should let this go.

Your not going to call me a retard for giving you the reaction you desired, however.

At 4/13/06 04:45 PM, FAB0L0US wrote: Your not going to call me a retard for giving you the reaction you desired, however.

Yes I am.

Retard.

Back in the good ol' days @ 50% of all threads in politics were bait. How long did the "Illegalize Masturbation" topic go on? It was long as fuck last time I checked, and every page of it n00b trap. Just because you fell hook line and sinker for a blatant trap doesn't make that against the rules. Hell, I bump "Illegalize Masturbation" around once every six months just to see who'll fall for it.

Half of the "old" politics posts consisted of *kicks a frog*. Are you telling me we honestly hated French people? HELL NO. IT WAS A FUCKING GAG. POLITICAL HUMOR IS FUNNY.

And yes, I'm still LingOL.

The Lounge is not a place to cry about the Politics Forum. If you would like to do that, please contact the customer service department or leave a comment in the suggestion box and we'll get back to you as soon as we can.

Perhaps we should all calm down?

(Damn I love this overused picture)

Rx: Chill pill, 250,000 mg, one on the top of each hour.

lollunchtable. Are you trying to win most adorable tal-con? Cause ya know fenrus already has that cornered..

*kicks a frog*

At 4/13/06 08:06 PM, Grammer wrote:

It was like that one scene in the 3rd Austin Powers movie where Dr. Evil tells everyone to stay except his son... I guess ya had to be there.

Actually, Grammer, Mini Me was the one who was banished.

Then he became Austin Powers' look-a-like side-kick.

It wasn't as good as the first two...though I'll admit I saw it two or three times.

At 4/13/06 08:39 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote:

It wasn't as good as the first two...though I'll admit I saw it two or three times.

I'm usually disappointed by sequels, but "The spy who shagged me" was a decent.

Speaking of sequels, I thought the Matrix: Reloaded surpassed it's predecessor in so many, many ways.

Yeah, the first Austin Powers was the best. In the sequels, they really forgot that they were a James Bond parody and started trying to do their own thing, and I don't think it worked as well.

At 4/13/06 09:02 PM, Grammer wrote:

At 4/13/06 08:08 PM, red_skunk wrote:

lol, wut? I would never...

Lying son of a bitch.

vote me for el presidente in the 2006 poli awards :(

At 4/13/06 12:59 PM, Proteas wrote: Okay... moving away from probes and whatnot... I think our resident teenage comedian could probably do a good minute or two on the following story.

Man, the ATF is already a joke.

Besides, I try not to do jokes that make fun of particular people and/or groups. I feel that politics kind of soils comedy.

At 4/13/06 08:24 PM, CadillacClock wrote: It's been awhile since I last posted here, I felt a little lonely. I'm in a love bind right now and it's taking up most of my time.

Yeah, it's not fun when the she beasts take all your emotional energy and give you nothing back but the friend speech. To this day I contend that that's the equivalent of tossing love letters into a void.

Probably quite like being beaten over the head with a heavy book:

"Yeah, I don't feel that way. Let's just be friends."

Ugh.

At 4/13/06 10:50 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: Probably quite like being beaten over the head with a heavy book:

"Yeah, I don't feel that way. Let's just be friends."

Ugh.

This is what I'm saying. I'm not trying to be emo here but you either answer romance with romance or you don't. No middle ground exists. One chick actually said that she didn't like closing the book on things because in ten years who knows? She tried to leave me hanging on a decade of chaos theory. I close this saying that I do believe sensible women exist much the same way I believe bigfoot exists.

Stafff bitching about women? Whowouldathunkit??