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Update: We won muthafuckas. Riot time

At 4/4/06 10:50 PM, MoralLibertarian wrote:

Maryland women are in overtime. Fucking right doggie.

Just my expieience, but Maryland women are kind of stuck-up. I ignore them for West Virginia women.

When I was at the Toughman Competition in Frankfort, a woman sitting behind me leaned forward to have a word with my father, who was seated next to me. She was rubbing her tits on my back the whole time she was talking! I'd never met this woman, and she rubbed her tits on me.

Needless to say, I was pleasently surprised.

But that's West Virginia women, care-free and uninhibited

I fucking rock-- best chicken I've made... ever.
Anyways-- I made it on the spot:

Chicken parts
1 can of chicken broth
1 can of V8
1 can of stewed tomatoes
2 Cup of cheapest wine

Put it in together in a pan. There's a lot of liquid, so let it boil down to a sauce. Don't add salt... it's salty as it is-- which means you could add potatoes or rice or any obsorbant food to correct it. Still, it's pretty dang good.

(Potatoes or rice will thicken the sauce a whole lot more...)

anyways-- I'm going to shift through my account and save all the recipes I've made up. I've made some real good stuff on the spur... I'm a fucking genius...

God forbid me to have my own food network show...

At 4/4/06 11:23 PM, fli wrote:

God forbid me to have my own food network show...

I say, go for it. You would definitely corner the television market for bachelors.

At 4/4/06 10:23 PM, MoralLibertarian wrote:

At 4/4/06 08:44 PM, stafffighter wrote: In dvd nes I recently picks up the robert rodriguez mexico trilogy.

As long as you don't watch films with a critical eye, you're going to have a lot of fun watching them.

They should absolutly be viewed critically, as genius. They aren't like hollywood cookiecutter crap. Today my father reminded me that brokeback mountian came out on dvd. I of course asked "the gay cowboy movie?" He was unaware of what it was, saying he knew only that it was a big deal oscar winner movie. I didn't know what to hate more, the lemming like behavior or the last few months his head would have had to be river scene level up his ass not to have heard about this, he then meantioned the new now album was also out, so I chose the lemming deal.

At 4/4/06 10:50 PM, MoralLibertarian wrote: Maryland women are in overtime. Fucking right doggie.

Maryland? Women? Overtime? What is this you are talking about? Iron Chef: The South?

At 4/5/06 12:01 AM, FAB0L0US wrote:

At 4/4/06 10:50 PM, MoralLibertarian wrote: Maryland women are in overtime. Fucking right doggie.

Maryland? Women? Overtime? What is this you are talking about? Iron Chef: The South?

Basketball, assclown.

By the way, if you're in the Maryland/Virginia/DC area, look for us on the news tomorrow. We put on quite the show.

Not that I condone rioting. I enjoy watching and taking pictures. Shit was wild. We was wilin' out.

So, my mom broke my fucking laptop. I've had that thing for almost 4 years, it ran like a goddamn dream and was fucking perfect, until, OH FUCKING SHIT! IT TURNS OUT SPILLING COFFEE ON A LAPTOP MAKES IT SHORT OUT! So basically, I turn it on this morning, and my shift key wasn't working on the left side. I was like, this is weird... but I continue using it, no big deal. Then I have to go off to school, so I really didn't have long enough to see what was really wrong. I get back later today, after one of the worst days of my fucking existence, and the entire keyboard isn't working. I'm like... what the fuck? So, I ask my mom what the hell happened and she's like "oh, I spilled some coffee on it this morning and turned it off to let it dry." Because, we all know, letting a fucking laptop stew in coffee is a great way to let it dry! Basically, when I get fucking pissed over this, she says "we'll go get it fixed, it's not a big deal." Yep, it's that easy to fix a laptop. LET'S WISH IT WELL AND OMG THAT'LL WORK! My dad explained to her, it's not simply like replacing something like a videocard in a desktop, you fuck up the laptop, you fuck up the entire computer as a whole. You get the keyboard wet, you get the fucking motherboard wet. And she's like "oh, well I'm sorry" not "wow, I'm honestly sorry," but "oh tra-la-la c'est la vie!" Bitch. So, I'm fucked from using that computer. I'm basically copying everything off onto an external hard drive now, which is proving to be a pain in the ass because apparently, my computer is saying "you're holding down the shift key, so let's select everything you click ever!" or "let's not click anything at all!!!" So yeah, after I get all that tedious and asinine BULLSHIT that I shouldn't have to do done, I'm going to move my desktop in to where my laptop is. You have no idea how livid this makes me. I'm fucking incensed and she's just playing it off like she did nothing wrong. As if because it's an accident, she's not at fault, or I'm not fucked out of one of the most reliable machines I've ever had. It's like... fucking seriously, who just TURNS OFF a computer when they spill shit on it? It's like, GET PAPER TOWELS, GET CANNED AIR, AND FUCKING DRY THAT SHIT! Don't fucking leave it to get even worse. Fuck.

MySpace supplies me with all the sexual prey I need for my disgusting habits.

My brother ruined a computer of mine once. Apparently saying "it's just water" will make a diffrence. It's like, no, the machine dosen't care if if you get it with something sugary with calories, it cares IF YOU GET IT WET

My laptop is filthy. <=\

At 4/5/06 01:07 AM, stafffighter wrote: My brother ruined a computer of mine once. Apparently saying "it's just water" will make a diffrence. It's like, no, the machine dosen't care if if you get it with something sugary with calories, it cares IF YOU GET IT WET

To my understanding, if you let electronic equipment fully dry out before turning it on again, it doesn't screw it up. Therefor saying it's "just water" makes sense... Unless you turn it on unwittingly (Grace). *shrug*

I hate failing computer stuff. I wish I could just use this laptop forever. It gets the job done. But I know someday something will happen.. *le sigh*

My brother never told me what he did so unwittingly is the only way I could turn on my computer

That's nice.

At 4/4/06 08:04 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 4/4/06 08:00 PM, GSgt_Liberal wrote: Younger brothers-the curse of humanity.

He's my older brother, and he's almost thirty he's a worthless f...k...d..

Thing about the internet there's always someone worse off.. hahaaha .. uh..

..except in this case it's me - i got three of 'em and they're just as f...u...p..

There, doesn't it make you feel better!

didn't think so.

My brother spilled water on his laptop once. He dried it all out and it was fine. It was a little quirky for a few days and then it worked just fine. Then again, one can never tell how water and electronics will mix.

How the hell do you clean laptops anyway? Mines dirty and I want to clean it but have no idea what to do :( Fuckin junk is all under the keys and it angers me every time I look at it.

At 4/5/06 01:56 AM, FAB0L0US wrote: How the hell do you clean laptops anyway? Mines dirty and I want to clean it but have no idea what to do :( Fuckin junk is all under the keys and it angers me every time I look at it.

Turn your computer off and get some q-tips and dip them in rubbing alcohol.

I, unfortunately, cant fit a q-tip, under my keys :(

*rapes everyone*

HAVE FUN FAGGOTS!

At 4/5/06 01:04 AM, JMHX wrote: MySpace supplies me with all the sexual prey I need for my disgusting habits.

BeFell--
Make sure you hear this loud and clear--

At 4/5/06 02:10 AM, fli wrote:

At 4/5/06 01:04 AM, JMHX wrote: MySpace supplies me with all the sexual prey I need for my disgusting habits.

BeFell--
Make sure you hear this loud and clear--

Already locked on to his loved one.

At 4/5/06 12:50 AM, LadyGrace wrote: ...Because, we all know, letting a fucking laptop stew in coffee is a great way to let it dry! Basically, when I get fucking pissed over this, she says "we'll go get it fixed, it's not a big deal." Yep, it's that easy to fix a laptop...

When my keyboard gets like that,
I take it to this place where it removes all the jis....um

Never mind what I just said...

Distilled water should theoretically have no negative effects on the electronics. The problem I imgaine would be when the distilled water mixes with the dust and crap in the computer. Compressed air is probably the best way to clean out a laptop, and the best way to clean a normal keyboard is in a dishwasher.

At 4/5/06 03:15 AM, Dr_Arbitrary wrote: Distilled water should theoretically have no negative effects on the electronics. The problem I imgaine would be when the distilled water mixes with the dust and crap in the computer.

The problem is that it doesn't evaporate nearly as fast as rubbing alcohol.

That's true, but there's also very little precautions that need to be taken with distilled water. It's not flammable or anything and it's extremely inexpensive, although it could cause oxidation if one doesn't take care to dry things quickly.

The best thing is probably to consult the user's guide or send an e-mail to the manufacturer inquiring on the exact procedures needed to give a good cleaning. Honestly, a low powered vacuum cleaner with some sort of filter over the nozzle might be a good plan.

So, moved my desktop in where my laptop used to be. Lots more wires and lots more space wasted, and I fucking miss my Toshiba. If I ever get a laptop again, I'm definitely getting a Toshiba. They're fucking amazing, you know... untill someone spills coffee on them. >: (

At 4/5/06 04:12 AM, LadyGrace wrote: So, moved my desktop in where my laptop used to be. Lots more wires and lots more space wasted, and I fucking miss my Toshiba. If I ever get a laptop again, I'm definitely getting a Toshiba. They're fucking amazing, you know... untill someone spills coffee on them. >: (

Or until people mess around on them while you aren't there and screw with all the settings.

At 4/5/06 04:16 AM, Gunter45 wrote:

Or until people mess around on them while you aren't there and screw with all the settings.

Or until you get a horrible infection and your fingers rot off.

Meh, I doubt I'll lose any toes because I still have feeling in my foot, but it sucks ass to be diagnosed with the same disease as people with plantar amputations. I also just found out that after my antibiotic shot, the nurse didn't even bother putting on a bandaid so I bled all over my underwear. I mean jesus, you'd think for a 15 dollar copay I could at least get a piece of tape and a cotton ball, but nope. All that's really happened so far it's that I've recovered from the antibiotic shot, well, except for the whole huge sore spot on my ass thing. My leg's as fucked up as it was before I went to the doctor, you know, as opposed to being fucking worse like it was after I left the doctor. I got a fever and the shakes AFTER I got home, and I haven't been able to eat since breakfast yesterday.

I mean, what the fuck, a car wreck and a diagnosis of cellulitis within three days of one another. I'm starting to think the infection in my leg was one of the reasons I got in that wreck in the first place. If I hadn't taken a day off to rent a car, I never would have gone to the doctor at all, and probably would have ended up in an ambulance.

In short, I REALLY want to smash something with a baseball bat.

You should get a Mac.

anyone