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What? You bought them alive?

At 3/15/06 01:48 AM, BeFell wrote:

At 3/15/06 01:44 AM, red_skunk wrote: Squid's good*, what are you bitching about?

They watched me pull their heads off and dig out the stuff on the inside.

You could've bopped 'em first. Typical Republican.

At 3/15/06 01:50 AM, red_skunk wrote: What? You bought them alive?

No but a chicken breast or a slab of beef don't have eyes, and ink pouches those fuckers make a mess.

At 3/15/06 01:52 AM, BeFell wrote:

At 3/15/06 01:50 AM, red_skunk wrote: What? You bought them alive?

No but a chicken breast or a slab of beef don't have eyes, and ink pouches those fuckers make a mess.

I didn't think any sort of creature could live long shrink-wrapped in styrofoam. Meh. You should have just ate them out somewhere. I've never prepared squid, had it at a.... Japanese restaurant or something.

You probably ruined your deep fryer. The wifey is going to be pissed.

Ok I forgot the lemon pepper but other then that it wasn't too bad. I think next time I'll go a little bolder than garlic salt and paprika, possibly some chilli powder.

Earlier today I rolled a hot dog in flour and chili powder then deep fried it and I'll be damned if it wasn't the best hot dog I have ever had in my life.

My stomach is a little upset, I think my wife should come home soon.

At 3/15/06 01:41 AM, BeFell wrote: I did it, I really fucking did it, I purchased prepared and fried squid.

Now I guess I just have to eat it.=/

*smack upside head*
It is not fried squid. It's kalamari!!!

I can't believe how much people charge for it at these brewaries/restaurant places... I once paid 30 bucks and it wasn't that good. I had to... I lost a bet or something...

And it's SO easy to make. And pretty cheap too.
Another thing I learned by hanging around the nutty white people at SCU: They LOVE kalamari. My husband's friend paid 50 bucks for it at this one ritzi place at Redding, CA. *shudder*

Redding...
*gag*

Anyways... the recipe.

1 pound of squid
1 cup of flour.
1 dash of salt.
1 dash of pepper.
3 teaspons of parsley

Drop some of the cut up squid pieces in it and fry it up in vegetable oil. Or you can do what I do and sautee it in olive oil for a more delicate taste.

Costs less than 10 bucks. If you already have the stuff and just bought the squid... I say 3 bucks at most for a pound, or cheaper if you look really well.

At 3/15/06 01:58 AM, fli wrote: I can't believe how much people charge for it at these brewaries/restaurant places... I once paid 30 bucks and it wasn't that good.

Really? You can get it for like 10-15$ as an appetizer in a lot of restaurants in Montreal. It's pretty good and the portions aren't bad either (by Canadian standards).

I had to... I lost a bet or something...

You lost a bet so you had to eat kalamari? What kind of bet is that?
I'd lose bets if it entailed eating kalamari as a "consequence"....

At 3/15/06 01:58 AM, fli wrote:

At 3/15/06 01:41 AM, BeFell wrote: I did it, I really fucking did it, I purchased prepared and fried squid.

Now I guess I just have to eat it.=/

*smack upside head*
It is not fried squid. It's kalamari!!!

He was using fried as a verb, not an adjective.

For example, what makes more sense as a response to this question:
"What did you do today?"

A) "I fried squid"
B) "I kalamari"

At 3/15/06 02:49 PM, DancingTurkeyGod wrote: You lost a bet so you had to eat kalamari? What kind of bet is that?
I'd lose bets if it entailed eating kalamari as a "consequence"....

No-- I had to buy it. That was the consequence of losing the bet.

At 3/15/06 03:57 PM, fli wrote:

At 3/15/06 02:49 PM, DancingTurkeyGod wrote:

No-- I had to buy it. That was the consequence of losing the bet.

Whats so bad about that.

What does squid cost a pound, 5 or 6 dollars.

At 3/15/06 03:59 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote:

At 3/15/06 03:57 PM, fli wrote:

At 3/15/06 02:49 PM, DancingTurkeyGod wrote:

No-- I had to buy it. That was the consequence of losing the bet.

Whats so bad about that.

What does squid cost a pound, 5 or 6 dollars.

I don't like the idea of paying 30 bucks for something I could make for less than 10 bucks at home... Especially when we got a small basket.

At 3/15/06 04:01 PM, fli wrote:

At 3/15/06 03:59 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote:

At 3/15/06 03:57 PM, fli wrote:

At 3/15/06 02:49 PM, DancingTurkeyGod wrote:

I don't like the idea of paying 30 bucks for something I could make for less than 10 bucks at home... Especially when we got a small basket.

So you couldn't fry it yourself.

Hell, you should by them some nice Cod instead. Cod, sprinkled with Bread crumbs and baked.

With a side of Potatoe and a small salad.

Thats a good dinner.

At 3/15/06 04:03 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote: Cod, sprinkled with Bread crumbs and baked...

I don't think I have cod other than cod roe... sushi style.

But then again, I may have had it without knowing it.

There are several words I don't know in English-- especially names of fish, certain fruit and vegetables, and etcetra.

I didn't know till may 5 months ago that huachinango was red snapper. I love tuna (not the fish... the fruit). I was like 15 until I found out that the English name for tuna was prickly pear fruit. (God, that stuff is amazingly good.)

And Huitlacoche-- which is incredibly cheap and so much better than truffles-- is the Aztec name for the English "corn smut". What is more, I also found out the US growers here destroy their corn crops whenever that stuff crows on the ear. And in Mexico, it's a delicacy-- Oh well...

There's a bunch of names that I'm still trying to figure out, but I can't think about them anymore.

I'm having a meatball sub. it's hearty and full of protein, like me

At 3/15/06 04:37 PM, stafffighter wrote: I'm having a meatball sub. it's hearty and full of protein, like me

I'm having a large $5.44 Pepperoni Little Caesars delivered to my room. And Guinness. Cuz my friends rock like that.

At 3/15/06 04:37 PM, stafffighter wrote: I'm having a meatball sub. it's hearty and full of protein, like me

I don't know what's going on with Subway, but it's like they've cut their portions in half... I used to be able to eat one of their footlong subs and not want anything else to eat practically the rest of the day. I got a foot long Italian BMT there the other day, and after finishing it went, "That's it? You've got to be kidding me."

I want to know when those fuckers are going to bring back the stamp program.

Those things are not a fucking foot long

They're long and as filled as they've always been here.

I sorta want to get some tofu wings and/or pizza too, but.. Prolly just eat whatever is around here. Some more gnocchi.

At 3/15/06 05:09 PM, red_skunk wrote: They're long and as filled as they've always been here.

I realize lyeing about length and width come naturally to you but this is our food here.

I sorta want to get some tofu wings and/or pizza too, but.. Prolly just eat whatever is around here. Some more gnocchi.

Tofu wings? I can deal with being a vegetarian but this meat denial shit....just get some wings

At 3/15/06 04:17 PM, fli wrote:

At 3/15/06 04:03 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote:

I don't think I have cod other than cod roe... sushi style.

If your ever up in Plymouth, I'll take you out fishing and you can catch your own Cod or Haddock, or Stripped Bass, of Flounder Blue fish.

But then again, I may have had it without knowing it.

Know you know if you have cod.
Most Fish and Chip recipees now use Dogfish or sandshark instead of Cod or Haddock.

Truth be told though, I love the Mountains and the Woods more then the Ocean.

A few quick things about me; I added an 'r' to the end of my account name, just because I couldn't stand having an underscore without something to justify it. And Skvnk, notice my sig? Since I whore out some IRC channels that I frequent, I thought I would add some ad space for SOAR. Mind?

At 3/14/06 09:10 PM, BeFell wrote: No I can understand the 22 year old who fucked up in high school so know he's got a kid or two. I'm talking about the fucking losers who pick "student" as an occupation and just run with it for several years.

Guilty as charged...... ;-)
Of course, at 22 I'll more than likely be doin some sort of military service while the benefits are great, that way I actually have some moolah for skizzool.

So I guess I won't be a total leech off the government, but meh, you know what they say, "Paesi che vai, usanze che trovi".........

At 3/15/06 06:11 PM, Imperator wrote:

At 3/14/06 09:10 PM, BeFell wrote:

So I guess I won't be a total leech off the government, but meh, you know what they say, "Paesi che vai, usanze che trovi".........

No, we don't know what they say.

One of my ex's just went mauslike. should I take it personally?

At 3/15/06 06:21 PM, stafffighter wrote: One of my ex's just went mauslike. should I take it personally?

Mauslike?

At 3/15/06 06:21 PM, stafffighter wrote: One of my ex's just went mauslike. should I take it personally?

Yes, your tiny Penis failed to fufill her womanly desires so now she went lesbian and found out she likes it.

She'll be marrying your niece within a week.

Why would I mind?

At 3/15/06 06:35 PM, red_skunk wrote: Why would I mind?

I didn't think you would, I just had the opportunity to ask, and thought it would be more polite if I did.

At 3/15/06 06:24 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote:

She'll be marrying your niece within a week.

My neices are all children you sick fuck

At 3/15/06 06:41 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 3/15/06 06:24 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote:

She'll be marrying your niece within a week.

My neices are all children you sick fuck

We live in Massachusetts.

Nothing is left to the Immagination.