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Bump.

I refuse to let the lounge sink into second page oblivion!!!

*shakes fist angrily*

I will bump the thread with movie refrences and random grumbelings.

just friends is good and chris klien perfectly plays the asshole to the point I really want to to punch him right in the spine

my new catch phrase "I will murder your pets and put them on you while you sleep"

I am currently researching to see if it's possible for one bullet to sever the spinal colomn and still destroy the genetalia. I know the spine shot would destroy sexual funtion but I there is a factor of personal gratification. Needless to say he'll have to live through this.

violence solves more problems than society would lead you to beleive

The fucking nazis topics consistantly do better than mine

My friend once asked me how much detail I gave you people while seeking advise on her situation. I said that after saying she met a guy online right after a breakup, that he's 12 years older than her(19 to 31) with a kid and has been trying to get her to move across the country with him almost since they met they seem to be able to fill in the nuances.

Rent was good and I'm very straight

The weather man was good as it lacked a hollywood ending

I will destroy shrike and all comers at sc3.

I hate diet soda

maybe when I develop abs I will be worthy of love

Update on Jean Shelton Acting Studios thingy--

I just dropped my friends out yesterday. I got tired of their shit. They smoked weed, called over girls to fuck with them, and then ignored my script.

One is acting like a diva and refuses to do his part unless I write a few revions.

I haven't told them, but I already replaced them yesterday... with actors who actually care about this opportunity.

Here I am. I gave a huge opportunity to work with on of the most famous actor's studios which have produced some famous people. Matt Shelton doesn't do first time scripts and has never had an all Latino cast script. My script is good enough to get those results, but they just don't want to reach out and grab it.

They're really gonna help me.
Now I have to call that guy and ask him to give me two more weeks. Hopefully, he will...

At 3/14/06 06:28 PM, stafffighter wrote: Needless to say he'll have to live through this.

I don't think you could just sever the spinal cord that way and destroy someone's genitals without killing the person. You'd puncture one too many vital organs and arteries, I would think.

I hate diet soda

I'm just waiting for this "new" Diet Mountain Dew to come out. I hope it's kind of like how Dr. Pepper did their diet Dr. Pepper, you know? I can't hardly tell the difference in taste between the two.

maybe when I develop abs I will be worthy of love

Lust is more like it.

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I saw the new Harry Potter movie the other day. I didn't like it to much... it felt too rushed, jumped around to much, cut out or rewrote to much that mattered to the story. But I am left wondering who that band was that performed at the "ball."

At 3/14/06 07:01 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 3/14/06 06:28 PM, stafffighter wrote: maybe when I develop abs I will be worthy of love

Lust is more like it.

True. True.

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I saw the new Harry Potter movie the other day. I didn't like it to much... it felt too rushed, jumped around to much, cut out or rewrote to much that mattered to the story. But I am left wondering who that band was that performed at the "ball."

Pervert. I thought Goblet of Fire was fairly decent, if not more "hollywooded" than the previous ones. I enjoyed it more as a viewer than Pris of Az, though both rocked.

At 3/14/06 07:01 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 3/14/06 06:28 PM, stafffighter wrote: Needless to say he'll have to live through this.

I don't think you could just sever the spinal cord that way and destroy someone's genitals without killing the person. You'd puncture one too many vital organs and arteries, I would think.

I'm just wondering if it can be down from a matter of angles.It seems easier to go from balls to spine but then you run the risk of sacricing stopping power. It seems almost unavoildable to hit the stomach at some point. I just want the guy to be both paralized and dickless, is that too much to ask?

At 3/14/06 07:06 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: Pervert.

I was referring to the Tri-Wizard Ball where they all got up and started pseudo-moshing.

I thought Goblet of Fire was fairly decent, if not more "hollywooded" than the previous ones.

THAT'S IT!!!

Wait... the lady that plays Moaning Myrtle is 40?

At 3/14/06 07:07 PM, stafffighter wrote: I'm just wondering if it can be down from a matter of angles.It seems easier to go from balls to spine but then you run the risk of sacricing stopping power. It seems almost unavoildable to hit the stomach at some point. I just want the guy to be both paralized and dickless, is that too much to ask?

The amount of thought you've put into this is almost as disturbing as Gunter theorizing about how to properly dispose of a body on Zeke's forum. O_o

Personally, I think if it's possible at all, the odds of it happening and working just the way you think it would are pretty slim. Like winning the lottery slim. How do you fire a shot like that and not hit vital organs and arteries?

Well I'm thinking sniper rife from a sharp angle. I really don't know enough about marksmanship to know if that's the right approach. Like I said I don't see where it's possible to do without hitting the stomach b ut if they get him to the hospital fast enough that can be repaired where as spine damage and missing parts leave you plain screwed.

"You might be..." topics are getting to be retarded now...

I am so sick of sharing the family housing parking lot with people who have 4 kids and are more than a decade older than me. Jesus Christ give up on college already and start a fucking life. That's where all the God damn welfare is going, there are no poor starving people on food stamps, just 33 year old doctorate students.

33 year old doctorate students make the world go round. Hell, my mom has a law degree and a Ph.D.

At 3/14/06 08:47 PM, mackid wrote: 33 year old doctorate students make the world go round. Hell, my mom has a law degree and a Ph.D.

No they suck the tit of government asistance until finally getting jobs as government beuracrats because no one in the private sector would hire somebody who took 15 years to get a fucking doctorate.

All the topics have been retarded for the past two years. You're just finally starting to notice.

We're in a low point right now. I say more proactive bannage. Just ban anyone who posts. Plz.

At 3/14/06 08:44 PM, BeFell wrote: I am so sick of sharing the family housing parking lot with people who have 4 kids and are more than a decade older than me.

You're sick of sharing the family housing parking lot with people who have families that they need housed?

At 3/14/06 09:07 PM, Elfer wrote:

At 3/14/06 08:44 PM, BeFell wrote: I am so sick of sharing the family housing parking lot with people who have 4 kids and are more than a decade older than me.

You're sick of sharing the family housing parking lot with people who have families that they need housed?

No I can understand the 22 year old who fucked up in high school so know he's got a kid or two. I'm talking about the fucking losers who pick "student" as an occupation and just run with it for several years.

At 3/14/06 08:07 PM, stafffighter wrote: Well I'm thinking sniper rife from a sharp angle. I really don't know enough about marksmanship to know if that's the right approach. Like I said I don't see where it's possible to do without hitting the stomach b ut if they get him to the hospital fast enough that can be repaired where as spine damage and missing parts leave you plain screwed.

Your best bet would be to have your penetration take place through the genatalia first, then the spine. The only problem would be the set-up angle, the target would need to be sunbathing or sleeping with a window at their feet.

Coming in from the back with the exit wound in the crotch area would create too much bone-shrapnel through vital organs.

After watching this, I'm glad we have a kitten on this forum to mock.

Here Fenrus Fenrus Fenrus!

At 3/14/06 10:09 PM, -Michael- wrote: After watching this, I'm glad we have a kitten on this forum to mock.

Here Fenrus Fenrus Fenrus!

That was so cute--
and so corn ball... drug dealing kittens, lolgasm.

but fatboys slim rock!
I haven't heard them for YEARS...

At 3/14/06 10:31 PM, fli wrote: but fatboys slim rock!
I haven't heard them for YEARS...

Fatboyslim rocks about as hard as my grandmom.

I just threw up because of the sugar overload.

Furry animals are the equivalent of porn in terms of cheesiness and unoriginality.

At 3/14/06 10:42 PM, The_Tank wrote: Fatboyslim rocks about as hard as my grandmom.

Oh come on, nobody rocks as hard as that whore. =\

Conspiracy theories are bullshit

At 3/14/06 11:11 PM, MegalomaniacVirus wrote: Conspiracy theories are bullshit

Oh come on, you can't doubt the expert opinion of a gas station attendant of what a fighter plane sounds like!

At 3/15/06 12:08 AM, Hermannator wrote:

At 3/14/06 11:11 PM, MegalomaniacVirus wrote: Conspiracy theories are bullshit

Oh come on, you can't doubt the expert opinion of a gas station attendant of what a fighter plane sounds like!

Also, estimations of elevation from panicking bystanders who are fleeing the area are approximately as accurate as those of a trained surveyor with digital equipment and tripods.

At 3/14/06 11:11 PM, MegalomaniacVirus wrote: Conspiracy theories are bullshit

depends on the ones youve seen

I did it, I really fucking did it, I purchased prepared and fried squid.

Now I guess I just have to eat it.=/

I hear the train a comin' // It's rollin' 'round the bend, // And I ain't seen the sunshine, // Since, I don't know when, // I'm stuck in Folsom Prison, // And time keeps draggin' on, // But that train keeps a-rollin', // On down to San Antone.

When I was just a baby, // My Mama told me, "Son, // Always be a good boy, // Don't ever play with guns," // But I shot a man in Reno, // Just to watch him die, // When I hear that whistle blowin', // I hang my head and cry.

I bet there's rich folks eatin', // In a fancy dining car, // They're probably drinkin' coffee, // And smokin' big cigars, // But I know I had it comin', // I know I can't be free, // But those people keep a-movin', // And that's what tortures me.

Well, if they freed me from this prison, // If that railroad train was mine, // I bet I'd move out over a little, // Farther down the line, // Far from Folsom Prison, // That's where I want to stay, // And I'd let that lonesome whistle, // Blow my Blues away.

Squid's good*, what are you bitching about?

as long as you like that sorta fishy, seafoody, salty – and above all – CHEWY shiznit.

At 3/15/06 01:44 AM, red_skunk wrote: Squid's good*, what are you bitching about?

They watched me pull their heads off and dig out the stuff on the inside.