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At 3/12/06 11:05 PM, -Michael- wrote: I was talking to a girl at work and I told her I hate having days off because I do nothing at home. She said get a hobby, play video games or something. So I bought Empire Earth 2.

Oh man, Empire Earth 2 is so fun.

'tis a fun game.

IT WAS SO EXCITING! I DESTROYED CHINA!

Hooah!

ps i used cheats.

That's how we win!

At 3/13/06 03:16 PM, stafffighter wrote: Angry music fuels me in a way other people can only get from actual passion for life.

Marching and running cadences are great for the treadmill or outdoor running.

Thunder, lightnin drizzlin rain
Nothin but PT on my brain
Up in the mornin with the rising sun
(your unit) gonna take a little run
I love workin for Uncle Sam
Lets me know just who I am
I don't want no teenage queen
all I want is my M-16
They put a rifle in my hand
and told me to defend our land
Then they dropped me on a foreign shore
an told me to go fight a war
If I die in a combat zone
box me up and ship me home
Pin my medals upon my chest
Tell my momma I did my best
Put me in a set of blues
and don't forget to shine my shoes
Throw my body six feet down
Til you hear it hit the ground
When it hits the bottom you'll hear me say...
I WANNA BE A DRILL INSTRUCTOR
I WANNA CUT OFF ALL OF MY HAIR
I WANNA BE A DRILL INSTRUCTOR
I WANNA WEAR THAT SMOKEY BEAR

(Love that one! http://njrotcbanning..tripod.com/id23.html

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Way up north where the air gets cold

We're running out of money and we're running out of gold

So now I earn my living

Killing the baby seals

You can hit `em with a bat you can hit `em with a brick

You can poke `em in th eye with your eye pokin stick

That's how I earn my living

Killing the baby seals

You can slash `em in the head you can slash `em in the throat

Then throw `em in the back of your fishing boat

That's how I earn my living

Killing the baby seals.

(http://www.armystudy..the-baby-seals.shtm
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For running and such I like a slower burn, classics or maybe a comedy album, basically anything good enough to keep my mind off how tired I should be. for muscle building I go for stuff that pisses me off, not just because the music itself is angry but because it triggers memories of events that piss me off and remind me of the need to improve myself. For that purpose I created this playlist I share with all of you, it's called Loud.

Prayer-disturbed
I stand alone-godsmack
Bawitidaba- kid rock
She loves me not- papa roach
B.Y.O.B- s.o.a.d.
won't back down-fuel
still waiting-sum 41
seven nation army- white stripes
you could be mine- guns n roses
click click boom- saliva
the red-chevelle
I wish I was queer so I could get chicks-bloodhound gang
bound to violence-hatebreed
blitzkrieg bop-rob zombie covering the ramones

Why the fuck can't this ever happen to me.

OSLO, Norway - It almost seemed like a miracle to Haldis Gundersen when she turned on her kitchen faucet this weekend and found the water had turned into beer.

Two flights down, employees and customers at the Big Tower Bar were horrified when water poured out of the beer taps.

By an improbable feat of clumsy plumbing, someone at the bar in Kristiandsund, western Norway, had accidentally hooked the beer hoses to the water pipes for Gundersen's apartment.

Funny story.

After watching Walk the Line, I got an urge to get a bunch of Johnny Cash.

At 3/12/06 12:09 AM, -Michael- wrote: I think it expires next month or May. Needless to say, I don't miss talking on the IRC. Especially when some of the Channel Ops are ban happy freaks.

OMG UR A BUTTHEAD!

lol yeah. Sometimes when the sops lose control of the room they flip out and take their frustrations out on some asshole. I've been the brunt of it a couple times and I'm a freaking aop. Needless to say, that akick was rediculous. Oh, and I'm still having fun with Gunter on spring break. It's a lot better than spending time with you fags.

This is Gunter: lolfags

If any of you use Google's personalized homepage, or have a gmail account, check out this thread

The "funny story" was in response to the news story that nub posted.

My second line was adding to the music discussion.

Penis.

Oh, and just in the off chance that anyone who has a high speed connection has missed it. Subscribe to the hype machine podcast.

At 3/13/06 05:08 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Oh, and I'm still having fun with Gunter on spring break. It's a lot better than spending time with you fags.

This is Gunter: lolfags

Remember to use rubbers. A mixture of you two would destroy the earth, and the image of you concieving is just yucky

At 3/13/06 05:51 PM, Grammer wrote: I've been on a decline of taking opposing political arguments seriously, and instead mocking those who disagree with me in a sarcastic way, in an attempt to show them what they're saying is truly radical and/or stupid. I blame redskvnk.

Take a break for a while. Seriously.

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At 3/13/06 05:05 PM, The_Tank wrote: Why the fuck can't this ever happen to me.

Because you don't live in a building with a bar and a crazy plumber?

At 3/13/06 05:08 PM, LadyGrace wrote: lol yeah. Sometimes when the sops lose control of the room they flip out and take their frustrations out on some asshole. I've been the brunt of it a couple times and I'm a freaking aop. Needless to say, that akick was rediculous. Oh, and I'm still having fun with Gunter on spring break. It's a lot better than spending time with you fags.

Yeah, and it's compounded by webchat's faggocity. Every-freakin-day there's another crash, websplit, AND "upgrade" of some sorts. Or so it seems. Rawr.

This is Gunter: lolfags

Only Gunter would say something so profoundly homosexual. I envy your spring-break highjinx.

I'm waiting for next year when I'll have the abs to appropraitly spring break it up.

At 3/13/06 05:51 PM, Grammer wrote: I've been on a decline of taking opposing political arguments seriously, and instead mocking those who disagree with me in a sarcastic way, in an attempt to show them what they're saying is truly radical and/or stupid. I blame redskvnk.

Stop posting in the lounge then. I'd hate to negatively influence you.

At 3/13/06 05:08 PM, redskvnk wrote: Funny story.

After watching Walk the Line, I got an urge to get a bunch of Johnny Cash.

OMFG!
That was HILARIOUS--
tell it to me again!

Oh god, it feels so nice to be back at home and not worry about homework. I'm gonna eat a mango and a tangerine, and then go to sleep. Right after I get a few things done...

At 3/13/06 06:49 PM, fli wrote:

At 3/13/06 05:08 PM, redskvnk wrote:

Oh god, it feels so nice to be back at home and not worry about homework. I'm gonna eat a mango and a tangerine, and then go to sleep. Right after I get a few things done...

Funny Fli Funny. Hey I finally broke 5,000 posts in under a year. Now only 101 days away from level 11.

:God I hate you Fli. I have to write and type of a paper on how Chaucer's Cantebury Tales counts as a historical piece and literature. I'm already a day late on it, and it's gone down to letter grades, so the best I can get is a C.

At 3/13/06 06:26 PM, Grammer wrote:

z0mg!!!111 You think we should pull out of Iraq immediatly?!?! I totally agree, because I as well, believe leaving Iraq w/o a stable military is a brilliant idea, because democracy sucks.

Sarcasm that doesn't make sense and / or reduces yourself to the same level of the moron you're talking to isn't "good" sarcasm. In my opinion at least. It's just lazy.

At 3/13/06 09:30 PM, redskvnk wrote:

At 3/13/06 06:26 PM, Grammer wrote:

z0mg!!!111 You think we should pull out of Iraq immediatly?!?! I totally agree, because I as well, believe leaving Iraq w/o a stable military is a brilliant idea, because democracy sucks.

Sarcasm that doesn't make sense and / or reduces yourself to the same level of the moron you're talking to isn't "good" sarcasm. In my opinion at least. It's just lazy.

lazy yes, but it gets the point across just as well. why waste valuable brain power trying to belittle a moron when you can be doing it to somebody much more inteligent. at least that way your demise or success seems all the more fufilling in the end. whereas using more energy to stay at a higher level then a moron is like masturbating next to a beautiful woman who is also masturbating instead of having sex.

Oh, yeah. That's BRILLIANT.

At 3/13/06 08:53 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote: God I hate you Fli. I have to write and type of a paper on how Chaucer's Cantebury Tales counts as a historical piece and literature. I'm already a day late on it, and it's gone down to letter grades, so the best I can get is a C.

I you need help, email me--
Although I don't know "historical piece" means because anything can be a historical piece...

fli and fenrus1989 are now slowly dying from the persistent rhythms of light shining on their bodies.

I will make it occur faster.

** PUTS THE CUTIES IN A BATHROOM **

There, all the bathroom light should kill em' in less than 37 years.

At 3/14/06 12:35 AM, -Michael- wrote: fli and fenrus1989 are now slowly dying from the persistent rhythms of light shining on their bodies.
I will make it occur faster.
** PUTS THE CUTIES IN A BATHROOM **
There, all the bathroom light should kill em' in less than 37 years.

Watch out, there's a microwave behind you!

You gotta love Politics--

Mighty_Genghis = Nazi loner
me (fli) = homosexual Mexican American
BeFell = Mormon
Mikey = Jewish cat and car lover
LadyGrace= dominmatrix from Las Vegas (or however that's spelled)
Damien_Flag = Bisexual asshole
Empanado = Chilean lama lover

Eh... I'm not gonna write down the list.
You know if this was a TV show, it would definetly stink.

At 3/14/06 03:04 AM, fli wrote: LadyGrace= dominmatrix from Las Vegas (or however that's spelled)

Oooh, I feel like a cyber villain in latex wreaking havoc upon the uneducated masses.

At 3/14/06 05:05 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

Oooh, I feel like a cyber villain in latex wreaking havoc upon the uneducated masses.

I always pictured you more in leather. With the amazing power of FEMALE ACCOUNTABILITY. The otherworldly ability to claim near omnipresant awarness of her surroundings yet still claim shocked indignation at the reactions people have to her.

At 3/13/06 11:48 PM, MALforPresident wrote:

At 3/13/06 09:30 PM, redskvnk wrote:

At 3/13/06 06:26 PM, Grammer wrote:

z0mg!!!111 You think we should pull out of Iraq immediatly?!?! I totally agree, because I as well, believe leaving Iraq w/o a stable military is a brilliant idea, because democracy sucks.

Sarcasm that doesn't make sense and / or reduces yourself to the same level of the moron you're talking to isn't "good" sarcasm. In my opinion at least. It's just lazy.

lazy yes, but it gets the point across just as well. why waste valuable brain power trying to belittle a moron when you can be doing it to somebody much more inteligent. at least that way your demise or success seems all the more fufilling in the end. whereas using more energy to stay at a higher level then a moron is like masturbating next to a beautiful woman who is also masturbating instead of having sex.

That all made sense except for the beautiful woman part. Wouldn't she be be an ugly woman if the analogy followed that the idiot doesn't know what good sarcasm is, like the ugly woman doesn't know what good sex is?

Sometimes whackin off is a better decision than having to deal with the trauma from bad sex with an ugly person.

What happened to scarydeadgirl. I want her to draw me more skunks. =\

I'm curious how many of you (yes, you) regs would vote for a libertarian-minded candidate that stood a chance against the conventional "big two" rep/con dem/lib opposition.

..or does this belong in a thread.

At 3/14/06 01:37 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: I'm curious how many of you (yes, you) regs would vote for a libertarian-minded candidate that stood a chance against the conventional "big two" rep/con dem/lib opposition.

They would only have a chance if it was a hillary vs. condi ticket

At 3/14/06 02:33 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 3/14/06 01:37 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: I'm curious how many of you (yes, you) regs would vote for a libertarian-minded candidate that stood a chance against the conventional "big two" rep/con dem/lib opposition.

They would only have a chance if it was a hillary vs. condi ticket

I'll do it if you do it.