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does anyone else here use yahoo mail? I'm going to tell the story any way.
At some point yahoo became a needy girlfriend. It used to just tell me that I had mail now every couple of minutes its "you have mail" "you have mail" "you still have mail" "why don't you love your mail anymore?" I don't know about other email systems but I can't imagine something this annoying not spreading.

So my wife is flying to Mississippi tonight (this morning). Before they were meeting to go to the airport they met at Denny's to make sure they knew who they would be traveling with. I had been trying to figure out all day how to get songs on the SD expansion card for my wife's new MP3 player so I figured I could finally get it during this time. Somehow I ended up screwing up the licensing information for every single song so not one single song would play. I really hate that DRM bullshit why don't they just add "drink pepsi" to the end of every track and release their music to the world? So I had to format the memory on the MP3 then wipe all of the songs from my computer because they are only liscensed to be transferred once. Before that I had to write out a list of every fucking song on there so I could find them. Two hours later I more or less had it done. She was still less than pleased however.

Then I had to drive her to the meeting place where they would load into vans, when we got there she noticed we forgot her backpack which has all her asthma stuff. So I drove 35 on campus (10 miles over in the very heavely patroled Greek row) and grabbed her purple backpack and drove pack. Unfortuneately she wasn't using her purple back pack for the trip she was using my black back pack. So I drove 65 through Greek row and got the correct backpack to her in under three minutes.

She was still a little upset though. It occurs to me it's probably not good for her to travel while angry with me.

Ah hell, I gotta go to work in less than three hours.

For those of you who can't do math (bakshi) it's three a.m. here.

But look at the bright side. Your wife is away. Kegger at the mormons house

At 3/11/06 04:25 AM, fli wrote:

At 3/11/06 01:44 AM, BigBlueBalls wrote:

At 3/10/06 08:19 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote:

Although,
CA does get several earthquakes. So I could probably say that I'm more quake savvy than most people.

I remember the real big one in 1989-- I was 9 years old, and I distintly remember seeing cement crack.

Never expierenced a real big earthquake before.

I've done little tremors but thats it.

Same with Tornadoes and Hurricanes.

At 3/11/06 06:11 AM, BeFell wrote: She was still a little upset though. It occurs to me it's probably not good for her to travel while angry with me.

After all that?

At 3/11/06 01:52 AM, BeFell wrote: No he was molested by a guy who liked to wear a captain's hat would cry out "ooh ooh there's a good little first mate."

I lol'd.
Actually, that's a plausible explanation. We all know there's no gay gene, right? So he MUST have been raped in his childhood, or else there's no explanation to him being so... you know... over there. Maybe he paid fli to pretend to be gay on the Intertron so he could seem straight next to him. He's pushing his homosexual agenda undercover, together with the blacks and the jews.

At 3/11/06 11:04 AM, mackid wrote:

At 3/11/06 06:11 AM, BeFell wrote: She was still a little upset though. It occurs to me it's probably not good for her to travel while angry with me.

After all that?

I don't think you understand the intracacies of marriage.

At 3/11/06 11:52 AM, AustrianSnowAngel wrote: Awwwwwwwwww.... You did enough for her my little fellow. She'll thank you when she come back with hot steamy sex with me.I would of loved to see him in person accelerate his Plymouth Breeze up to 65 mph. At that speed, I'd be worrying transmission could break.

Mike? Dude I thought that was a chick.

At 3/11/06 05:41 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 3/11/06 11:52 AM, AustrianSnowAngel wrote: Awwwwwwwwww.... You did enough for her my little fellow. She'll thank you when she come back with hot steamy sex with me.I would of loved to see him in person accelerate his Plymouth Breeze up to 65 mph. At that speed, I'd be worrying transmission could break.

Mike? Dude I thought that was a chick.

Wow,,your wits are about as fast as your car. Am I the only one with a pet peeve about using real names on here?

At 3/11/06 01:55 AM, AustrianSnowAngel wrote: That's what you get for being Canadian, no? Hehehe. In Massachusetts, it snows alot, but it's even worse in Austria. Winters in Austria come with at least 5 feet of snow.

Well the 3 feet was a record for us here in Nova Scotia. We called it "White Juan" named after Hurricane Juan we had just 6 months prior. Yes in the same year we got our first hurricane and the worst snow storm in history. I've never experienced anything like that before, even though I live in Canada. So 5 feet would definitely be much worse than anything I've ever seen.

I remember the snow plow guy couldn't even do our driveway. My neighbour and I both pitched in to hire a front-end loader to do the job for us.

At 3/11/06 04:25 AM, fli wrote: Even if 1/2 snow came to San Jose--
that would probably scare my mom. (deeply religous woman-- everything is a sign of God... or Mary...)

Snow isn't even in my vocab...
While Fenrus and you see an inch as nothing because you're all used to it.

Exactly and it takes one hell of a snowstorm to shutdown the city, like the one in that that picture. Everyone here's got either all-season or snow tires and we have tons of snow plows and salt trucks to clean up the mess within 3-6 hours of a snowstorm. We're prepared to handle this stuff.

Although,
CA does get several earthquakes. So I could probably say that I'm more quake savvy than most people.

I remember the real big one in 1989-- I was 9 years old, and I distintly remember seeing cement crack.

I've never experienced an Earthquake. I imagine I'd be pretty freaked out about that because I never felt the ground move to any significant degree.

At 3/11/06 09:08 AM, Fenrus1989 wrote: Same with Tornadoes and Hurricanes.

I would freak out by those--

At 3/11/06 06:51 PM, fli wrote:

At 3/11/06 09:08 AM, Fenrus1989 wrote: Same with Tornadoes and Hurricanes.

I would freak out by those--

The same cousin who's currently in rehab for cocaine addiction actually had his house totalled by a tornado about... 8 years ago.

And no, he wasn't the one who went on camera and told the reporters "Well eet juhst sownded like a dayum truh-ain!" His neighbors did that. The same stupid neighbors who had brand new trailors put right on the same spot where the tornado destroyed their old ones. My cousin was the only person in that entire neighborhood who built his house back out of brick and steel... morons.

At 3/11/06 06:02 PM, stafffighter wrote: Wow,,your wits are about as fast as your car.

I tend to ignore people whom I don't recognize.

Am I the only one with a pet peeve about using real names on here?

Shrike seems to have a thing but he's as paranoid as white trash in a trailer park under a major airline route. I personally like using and seeing my real name used once in a while because it reminds me that I am in fact corresponding with "real" people. There is still the chance though that most of you are same 300 pound naked fat man just jacking me around until you can get me to agree to meet you and participate in sodomy. Then again maybe I'm trying to do that to all of you, I really suck at it though.

Also, considering he has been running around with an account named "Michael" I figured he wouldn't mind.

At 3/11/06 08:35 PM, BeFell wrote:

:There is still the chance though that most of you are same 300 pound naked fat man just jacking me around until you can get me to agree to meet you and participate in sodomy. Then again maybe I'm trying to do that to all of you, I really suck at it though.

305 with my boots on. And I'm not naked, I normally post in a big gay business casual suit of all black. I can't buy any other color because I work with ink, and beside, what kind of homo runs around buying "play" clothes? Although I do totally twirl my mustache all evil like when I ban people.

At 3/11/06 09:01 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: 305 with my boots on. And I'm not naked, I normally post in a big gay business casual suit of all black. I can't buy any other color because I work with ink, and beside, what kind of homo runs around buying "play" clothes? Although I do totally twirl my mustache all evil like when I ban people.

Ah ha, and we move one step closer to the hidden truth of the internet.

Penis of course

At 3/11/06 06:26 PM, BigBlueBalls wrote: Hurricane Juan

Was barely a Hurricane at all.

Not to discredit it completely. It's been called a Cat 2... but really, it was a Cat 1. It was like.. 2 knots over the line for a Cat 2. *makes jerking off motion*

Still, I dealt with Cat 1 hurricanes almost every year for 21 years. They aren't so bad.

Anyway... the point is that these things are relative. I don't even worry about small hurricanes, you don't worry about small blizzards, and fli doesn't worry about small quakes. Take any of us, and put them into the others' shoes, and demand they carry on with their daily business like nothing was wrong... That's a lil silly. It's all relative.

At 3/11/06 08:35 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 3/11/06 06:02 PM, stafffighter wrote: Am I the only one with a pet peeve about using real names on here?

Shrike seems to have a thing but he's as paranoid as white trash in a trailer park under a major airline route.

You don't see the kind of junk I get in my inbox. I want to keep my personal life as separated from NG as possible, and I think you'd understand that better if you were a mod.

At 3/11/06 09:05 PM, BeFell wrote: Ah ha, and we move one step closer to the hidden truth of the internet.

Penis of course

Naturally.

At 3/11/06 09:17 PM, TheShrike wrote: You don't see the kind of junk I get in my inbox. I want to keep my personal life as separated from NG as possible, and I think you'd understand that better if you were a mod.

You're right, I should be a mod. That wasn't your point was it?=/

I suppose I've always overestimated the decency in people, now that I think about it I do see how you probably get a lot of stuff like people threatening to hunt you down and kill your entire family. One time you banned me and I called you a wanker, I feel ashamed.=(

At 3/11/06 09:22 PM, BeFell wrote: I suppose I've always overestimated the decency in people, now that I think about it I do see how you probably get a lot of stuff like people threatening to hunt you down and kill your entire family. One time you banned me and I called you a wanker, I feel ashamed.=(

I don't mind the people cursing at me, really. I think it is more funny than anything else.

But yeah. I don't want people calling me at home without my express permission. And that kind of thing has happened to other mods who were less caring with personal info.

At 3/11/06 09:30 PM, TheShrike wrote: But yeah. I don't want people calling me at home without my express permission. And that kind of thing has happened to other mods who were less caring with personal info.

What about having personal pleasure devices delivered to your door?

At 3/11/06 09:38 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 3/11/06 09:30 PM, TheShrike wrote: But yeah. I don't want people calling me at home without my express permission. And that kind of thing has happened to other mods who were less caring with personal info.

What about having personal pleasure devices delivered to your door?

Only you, baby. Only you.

At 3/10/06 10:19 PM, Proteas wrote: Maybe I am just a heartless bastard, but that's always been my philosophy about the crime rates in this country; crime keeps happening because no one is afraid of the consequences.

So you're saying that crime doesn't happen in countries that chop off limbs? Or historically, when we did it? Naive, proteas. Not heartless, naive.

I'm staying ahead of you xp-wise, sucka.

Hehe...

[09:07:31pm] <MuyBurrito> "Sunshade shit"?
[09:07:35pm] <MuyBurrito> I have Visors...
[09:07:44pm] <NewEvolution> same deal
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[09:08:03pm] <crosseyed> why put that in a car

Why were you banned, anyways? Just out of curiosity...

At 3/11/06 09:52 PM, redskvnk wrote: So you're saying that crime doesn't happen in countries that chop off limbs? Or historically, when we did it? Naive, proteas. Not heartless, naive.

I'm not saying it doesn't happen, I'm saying it's significantly lower in those countries. Or at least from what I've always read.

I'm staying ahead of you xp-wise, sucka.

:-P

On the other hand, it's easy to compensate someone for wrongful conviction if it's something like jail time.

If you hack off one of their hands, it's a little harder to be like "whoops lol sorry"

So until you invent a robot hand, let's just stick to jail time.

Oh, and by the way, ten years in prison doesn't sound like a lot when you read it in text, but shit, ten years is a long time to hang out in a prison.

At 3/11/06 10:49 PM, Elfer wrote: ten years is a long time to hang out in a prison.

Well your no help. I really needed somebody to run in here and with a german accent and go, "Zat ees a goot eye-dee-uh, YAH."

At 3/11/06 10:11 PM, Captn_ wrote: Hehe...

[09:07:31pm] <MuyBurrito> "Sunshade shit"?
[09:07:35pm] <MuyBurrito> I have Visors...
[09:07:44pm] <NewEvolution> same deal
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[09:08:03pm] <crosseyed> why put that in a car

Why were you banned, anyways? Just out of curiosity...

I was banned because the IRC server reset itself and deop'ed the channel operators.

I changed the topic of the chat to "Where's your god now?" and was banned for 3 months. They banned me about a day after they found out what I did because they weren't in charge of the Newgrounds.com server when I did change the topic.

As I said, the server op crashed and caused all the moderated IRC chat rooms to lose their ops, therefore pushing all the chat rooms into chaos, and I set the topic in the Newgrounds.com IRC room to, "Where's your god now - Jesus (Book of David)" or whatever.

It is an asinine ban, considering there wren't that many people in the chatroom and everyone was changing the topic. In fact, I have the log.

I think it expires next month or May. Needless to say, I don't miss talking on the IRC. Especially when some of the Channel Ops are ban happy freaks.

At 3/12/06 12:10 AM, AustrianSnowAngel wrote:

At 3/11/06 10:56 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 3/11/06 10:49 PM, Elfer wrote: ten years is a long time to hang out in a prison.

Well your no help. I really needed somebody to run in here and with a german accent and go, "Zat ees a goot eye-dee-uh, YAH."

Vould you vike some kielbasa?

That's polish you fool!

Except I think that originally he might have been referencing Arnold Schwarzenegger, who isn't German.

At 3/12/06 02:37 AM, Elfer wrote: Except I think that originally he might have been referencing Arnold Schwarzenegger, who isn't German.

His dad was a nazi, though. He probably was home for dinner in the night and it was all like:
Mom: Honey, how was your day at work?
Dad: IT WAS VERY GUT. VE KILLED MANY A ETHNICAL MINORITIES.
Arnie: I love you daddy!

At 3/12/06 02:42 AM, Empanado wrote:

At 3/12/06 02:37 AM, Elfer wrote: Except I think that originally he might have been referencing Arnold Schwarzenegger, who isn't German.

His dad was a nazi, though. He probably was home for dinner in the night and it was all like:
Mom: Honey, how was your day at work?
Dad: IT WAS VERY GUT. VE KILLED MANY A ETHNICAL MINORITIES.
Arnie: I love you daddy!

He wasn't even born until after world war 2 though.

Oh them crazy Austrians, just decided to keep killing people even after the nazis were crushed, huh?

IRC sucks monkey ass, k?

Chatting is SO 1995. Besides, what can you possibly say in less than one line that's worth reading?