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At 3/10/06 12:00 AM, CadillacClock wrote: ... A word to the wise, don't watch Sin City before going to bed. The scene where he eats the girls hand was just to much to sleep on.

He made her watch as he sucked the meat off her hand. He made her WATCH. I love that movie. I just watched Just Friends and it filled me with a jealous rage that fueled a days worth of work on the weights so, yeah I guess there's balance to everything

At 3/10/06 05:05 PM, stafffighter wrote: He made her watch as he sucked the meat off her hand. He made her WATCH. I love that movie.

How about Bruce Willis blowing the rapist's cock off with the 44. magnum? That part got to me.

In Japan, it's being marketed as a "Romantic Comedy starring Bruce Willis"

WTF!
I swear to God-- white people are crazy sometimes...

My friend says, "Let's go catch some swells."
"What are swells?"

He draws a picture of the Santa Cruz beach ocean and explains that this is the best time to surf.

It's pretty cold and I said no, but he said lets go even for half an hour and I go reluctantly because a few things he did for me. Since he had his liscence revolked, I had to take him.

You guys already know that I hate to drive.
OMG--
On highway 17... there was actually snow.

I have seen snow once in my life when I went to Nevada in 2000. And I've never driven in snow.

And the car was slipping and sliding and I said-- "Let's go back."

"Nah-- this is hella fun!" He says, but I just turn back.

At 3/10/06 08:14 PM, fli wrote:

On highway 17... there was actually snow.

I have seen snow once in my life when I went to Nevada in 2000. And I've never driven in snow.

And the car was slipping and sliding and I said-- "Let's go back."

"Nah-- this is hella fun!" He says, but I just turn back.

Yeah it must have been scary, that one inch of snow, man that's dangerous.

Bleeding pussy.

It's just snow, whats the big deal.

My uncle races VWs on frozen lakes. It's so awesome, the tires that they use have these huge 1/2" studs. I really want to get involved with it sometime. Pity that all my junk cars are broken down / sold.

Sometimes they misread the ice thickness and a car will go in.

At 3/10/06 08:22 PM, redskvnk wrote:

Sometimes they misread the ice thickness and a car will go in.

Have you ever tried Ice Boats

No, boats are for fags.

At 3/10/06 08:25 PM, redskvnk wrote: No, boats are for fags.

Youre seasick aren't you.

It was snowing out and the goofball wanted to go surfing? Does this guy even know how to read a thermometer?

It almost sounds like the setup to a Carlos Mencia "DUH DUH DA" joke.

At 3/10/06 08:27 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote: Youre seasick aren't you.

English plz.

At 3/10/06 06:41 PM, 1WingedDragon wrote:

At 3/10/06 05:05 PM, stafffighter wrote: He made her watch as he sucked the meat off her hand. He made her WATCH. I love that movie.

How about Bruce Willis blowing the rapist's cock off with the 44. magnum? That part got to me.

PFFT. It's much better when he does it bare-handed. Nobody in Hollywood castrates like Bruce Willis.

At 3/10/06 08:30 PM, redskvnk wrote:

At 3/10/06 08:27 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote: Youre seasick aren't you.

English plz.

You get seasick very easily don't you.

At 3/10/06 08:19 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote: It's just snow, whats the big deal.

I've never driven in snow!!!
CHP WERE PUSHING CARS-- and not without great difficulty.

The first time I touched snow, I was 18--
Plus, HI 17 is pretty much steep cliffs going towards Santa Cruz...

At 3/10/06 08:30 PM, Proteas wrote: It was snowing out and the goofball wanted to go surfing? Does this guy even know how to read a thermometer?

It almost sounds like the setup to a Carlos Mencia "DUH DUH DA" joke.

Proteas--
This is CA. Only snow that occurs here is mostly really up north.

I think I speak for everyone on that highway that we were caught by suprise.

At 3/10/06 08:54 PM, fli wrote:

At 3/10/06 08:19 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote:

I've never driven in snow!!!
CHP WERE PUSHING CARS-- and not without great difficulty.

It's not that big a deal.
Hell, I was doing my driving Time in snow.

You slow down and pay more attention.
Not that complicated.

Or it sucks if you Tires are crap.

The first time I touched snow, I was 18--
Plus, HI 17 is pretty much steep cliffs going towards Santa Cruz...

I have a really good picture of a 7 foot snow drift by my Garage door I have to find.

At 3/10/06 08:57 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote: It's not that big a deal.
Hell, I was doing my driving Time in snow.

You slow down and pay more attention.
Not that complicated.

Or it sucks if you Tires are crap.

It's a big deal if you've never driven in it before.

Add in the cliffs.... I don't see why you're calling him a pussy.

At 3/10/06 08:50 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote: You get seasick very easily don't you.

No, I don't. Why?

At 3/10/06 09:29 PM, redskvnk wrote:

At 3/10/06 08:50 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote: You get seasick very easily don't you.

No, I don't. Why?

Though that was why you hated boats.

At 3/10/06 09:26 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 3/10/06 08:57 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote:

Add in the cliffs.... I don't see why you're calling him a pussy.

Sorry, Sorry, I apologize to Fli.

I'm just not used to snow being a trouble for Driving.

At 3/10/06 08:56 PM, fli wrote: Proteas--
This is CA. Only snow that occurs here is mostly really up north.

My bad.

I think I speak for everyone on that highway that we were caught by suprise.

I'm not saying I blame you, I would have done the same. It may snow here mabey 7 days out of the year, and when it does, I do my best to stay off the roads. What few people around here that do know how to drive in the snow DON'T because there's too many idiots out and about causing car wrecks and such.

At 3/10/06 06:41 PM, 1WingedDragon wrote:

At 3/10/06 05:05 PM, stafffighter wrote: He made her watch as he sucked the meat off her hand. He made her WATCH. I love that movie.

That's nasty shit.

How about Bruce Willis blowing the rapist's cock off with the 44. magnum? That part got to me.

That's actually a law in China, they cut it off.

At 3/10/06 10:04 PM, mackid wrote: That's actually a law in China, they cut it off.

Maybe I am just a heartless bastard, but that's always been my philosophy about the crime rates in this country; crime keeps happening because no one is afraid of the consequences. Say you knock off a liquor store and get caught, what's the worst that could happen to you? 10 years for armed robbery? Mabey tack on an extra year or two for assault and battery if you pistol whip the clerk...

Try that crap in Singapore and see what happens. Suddenly 12 years behind bars being someone's girlfriend doesn't seem like such a bad idea...

We now return to our regularly scheduled program.

PENIS.

At 3/10/06 10:19 PM, Proteas wrote: PENIS.

I just realized how wrong this was...

At 3/10/06 08:46 PM, Empanado wrote: PFFT. It's much better when he does it bare-handed. Nobody in Hollywood castrates like Bruce Willis.

That kinda sounds kinky

Perhaps we shouldn't trust Shrike when it comes to national security.

I have magnimonous proof he's a cylon.

At 3/10/06 08:19 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote: It's just snow, whats the big deal.

Don't ever underestimate the power of the snow. I've seen snow drop in one night of 3-4 feet, if it was a foot. Snow that can devour cars and people in wheelchairs. Hold you hostage inside your own home.

Although baby snowstorms, where there's only 1 inch, I can see why people would act like it's no big deal. Here if it's more than half a foot, then we get bad road conditions, but everything's still open. If it gets anymore than that, schools close down. Anymore than that, up to 3 feet and over, then the city shuts down.

At 3/10/06 09:29 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote:

At 3/10/06 09:29 PM, redskvnk wrote:

At 3/10/06 08:50 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote: You get seasick very easily don't you.

No, I don't. Why?

Though that was why you hated boats.

No he was molested by a guy who liked to wear a captain's hat would cry out "ooh ooh there's a good little first mate."

At 3/11/06 01:44 AM, BigBlueBalls wrote:

At 3/10/06 08:19 PM, Fenrus1989 wrote: It's just snow, whats the big deal.

Don't ever underestimate the power of the snow. I've seen snow drop in one night of 3-4 feet, if it was a foot. Snow that can devour cars and people in wheelchairs. Hold you hostage inside your own home.

Although baby snowstorms, where there's only 1 inch, I can see why people would act like it's no big deal. Here if it's more than half a foot, then we get bad road conditions, but everything's still open. If it gets anymore than that, schools close down. Anymore than that, up to 3 feet and over, then the city shuts down.

Even if 1/2 snow came to San Jose--
that would probably scare my mom. (deeply religous woman-- everything is a sign of God... or Mary...)

Snow isn't even in my vocab...
While Fenrus and you see an inch as nothing because you're all used to it.

Although,
CA does get several earthquakes. So I could probably say that I'm more quake savvy than most people.

I remember the real big one in 1989-- I was 9 years old, and I distintly remember seeing cement crack.