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At 2/15/06 09:36 PM, redskvnk wrote: I don't bowl.

You pinko commie canadian crippled negro homosexual bastard.

I bowled once. I think my score was 8

What the fuck man, you could probably just whip the ball into the pins from the end of the lane.

Don't bother with that sissy rolling crap.

I like to grab the smallest ball I can and chuck it down the lane as hard as I can sometimes, it does wonders for getting the aggression out.

So it's been awhile and I have seem to have found myself back here.

I have leveled up since my last vist...and i'm feeling mighty fine

Other than that...wow do I have stories to tell you guys..........

You have your choice of 3 stories to choose from

1. My Java Adventures

2. The Drunk Naked/Underwear Party

3. The RoomMate From Hell

Choose wisely..... And believe me you know you wanna hear e'm cause honestly I was telling Paul (Uberbarista) about 2 of the 3 and he was like ....WoW.

At 2/15/06 09:51 PM, Gunter45 wrote: I like to grab the smallest ball I can and chuck it down the lane as hard as I can sometimes, it does wonders for getting the aggression out.

Except when it lands hard on the alley and splinters the wood and then the bowling alley operator gets mighty angry and pulls a sawn-off shotgun out from under the counter and blows your girlfriends' innards out all over the floor.

At 2/15/06 09:51 PM, Gunter45 wrote: I like to grab the smallest ball I can

Taken out of context for great justice. And elfer, this bowling experience was in my youth. The balls do have holes for good pitching grip........

At 2/15/06 09:55 PM, AustrianSnowAngel wrote: Can I be considered a regular here or do I need to post more?

Nice tits, want to fuck? I'll go les for you.

At 2/15/06 09:56 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 2/15/06 09:55 PM, AustrianSnowAngel wrote: Can I be considered a regular here or do I need to post more?

Nice tits, want to fuck? I'll go les for you.

I'd go lez for both of you. Minus mike.

At 2/15/06 09:55 PM, stafffighter wrote: The balls do have holes for good pitching grip........

I can't fit my man hands into the holes drilled into an 8 lb ball. Besides which, it's to get aggression out. There's nothing like grabbing a bowling ball and chucking it down a lane at 25-30 miles an hour.

Oh freakin great.....

Well I see you guys are way to into the photo so nvm...

I just it would be entertain'

Or is this what i get cause i haven't been on Newgrounds in awhile....

At 2/15/06 10:02 PM, AustrianSnowAngel wrote:

you want more pics, promise make me a regular okay

Forgive me, English not primary language

What brand of foreign are you? it affects your hotness

At 2/15/06 10:02 PM, AustrianSnowAngel wrote: great smile. cute face. knockout bod. mmmmmmmmmm

What'd you say your name was again?

At 2/15/06 09:59 PM, Gunter45 wrote: I can't fit my man hands into the hole...

I'm sorry... I drifted off. What did you say?

Oh yah want a hot pic?

Muh ha ha ha....

At 2/15/06 10:07 PM, Streakydesign wrote: Oh yah want a hot pic?

Muh ha ha ha....

*gets on PA system*

Clean up in my pants, clean up my pants.

At 2/15/06 10:07 PM, Streakydesign wrote: Oh yah want a hot pic?

Muh ha ha ha....

Are we gonna have to get into another regulars lounge skin fest? because I've been doing my chest work today

At 2/15/06 10:07 PM, Streakydesign wrote: Oh yah want a hot pic?

Muh ha ha ha....

Fixed it in post, did you?

At 2/15/06 10:02 PM, Streakydesign wrote: Or is this what i get cause i haven't been on Newgrounds in awhile....

Goddamn it bitch, stop trying to be the center of attention.

Hey I just came on to tell you guys about whats been going on in the past weeks here at college....

And then it turned into a skin feast :-P

But i'll still tell the stories if yah wanna hear 'em

shut yo mouth before i shut it with a rock, ho!

At 2/15/06 10:15 PM, Montgomery_Scott wrote: shut yo mouth before i shut it with a rock, ho!

cock*

There... fixed.

At 2/15/06 10:16 PM, AustrianSnowAngel wrote:

what is skin you talk about? hehehe

Skin we seak of is boobie which you must show us in traditional American greeting. We shall respond with tradition of fap fap

At 2/15/06 10:15 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 2/15/06 10:15 PM, Montgomery_Scott wrote: shut yo mouth before i shut it with a rock, ho!

cock*

There... fixed.

awww, thanks

At 2/15/06 10:16 PM, AustrianSnowAngel wrote:
what is skin you talk about? hehehe

i really love hair of you, do you use some kind shampoo

I use Suave the proff. line. It makes my hair silky smooth :-P

Wait... you're supposed to wash your hair with special soap?

I look better with clothes on.

Man, Funk, giving the camera the finger in every single photo you put on the internet is no longer edgy. Cut that shit out.

At 2/15/06 10:29 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Wait... you're supposed to wash your hair with special soap?

I look better with clothes on.

Funky man! you will read new wonder song and be filled with joyful

At 2/15/06 09:42 PM, LadyGrace wrote: HAHAHAHAHAHA!!! Oh man, that's a great fucking story... you having a girlfriend. Hehehe, oh mal, you almost had me going there for a second. *knee slap*

notice my total lack of being around lately? my even less then usual posting?

she's perty and nice.

and i got her two dozen roses for valentine's day and took her out for sushi and a movie. at the end of the date when i brought her home i even carried her from the car to her front door so that she wouldent have to walk through snow.

i'm a goddamn cute and sweet boyfriend.

At 2/15/06 10:29 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

I look better with clothes on.

I call bullshit.