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At 1/30/06 05:57 PM, red_skunk wrote: Let me be the first to respond by saying that it's some scooby snacks I'm whipping up.

That looks like the remains of the sweet and sour pork I made two weeks ago.

I should really do dishes more often.

At 1/30/06 06:39 PM, BeFell wrote: I should really do dishes more often.

I wasn't aware that mormons were allowed to do dishes.

At 1/30/06 04:58 PM, Proteas wrote: That bit about being less dense does make sense, now that I'm able to compare them to the castiron weights I have.

Yeah, cast iron weights are sweet. The other thing that cast iron plates don't have are plugs that can go flying out spraying concrete dust into your eye.

Nothin' wrong with a few calluses. It's blisters I despise. X-P

Well, got to have the blisters before you get calluses.

At 1/30/06 07:00 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 1/30/06 06:39 PM, BeFell wrote: I should really do dishes more often.

I wasn't aware that mormons were allowed to do dishes.

Well I'm technically not allowed to do your momma either but even still every Saturday night she gets her fill of teh BeFell.

A bench. There's no practical way to add weight to push-ups.

Get backfat. Assuming that women get big fat asses for sitting on the sofa all day you'll need to lie down for the next few weeks at the very least.

I started going back to the gym recently after a break of a year and a half. My god I'm as weak (slightly fatter though) as I was when I was 16. It's really quite depressing, even though I never really went to the gym to bulk up, just to be toned and fit.

At 1/30/06 06:26 PM, Empanado wrote: You're a sick, sick man.

Well if you ate it now, you'd die...

teh plot thickens?

At 1/30/06 07:31 PM, red_skunk wrote: Well if you ate it now, you'd die...

teh plot thickens?

Oh, so that means...
...that...
Uh...
You're...

Gah. I hate it when I run out of snappy comebacks. This is probably how small-dicked bodybuilders feel when they're in the gym shower.

At 1/30/06 07:35 PM, Empanado wrote: This is probably how small-dicked bodybuilders feel when they're in the gym shower.

Nah, it's just the testicles that shrink from the steroids, not the penis itself.

At 1/30/06 08:16 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Nah, it's just the testicles that shrink from the steroids, not the penis itself.

Interesting... Tell me more... 0.o

At 1/30/06 08:16 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 1/30/06 07:35 PM, Empanado wrote: This is probably how small-dicked bodybuilders feel when they're in the gym shower.

Nah, it's just the testicles that shrink from the steroids, not the penis itself.

So they have baby dicks to begin with?

At 1/30/06 08:17 PM, red_skunk wrote: Interesting... Tell me more... 0.o

Steroids are artificial testosterone. Your body basically halts production and starts downsizing some of the factory staff, if you catch my drift.

At 1/30/06 08:25 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 1/30/06 08:17 PM, red_skunk wrote: Interesting... Tell me more... 0.o

Steroids are artificial testosterone. Your body basically halts production and starts downsizing some of the factory staff, if you catch my drift.

And the fact that it gets harder for that certain muscle to get hard.

At 1/30/06 08:25 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 1/30/06 08:17 PM, red_skunk wrote: Interesting... Tell me more... 0.o

Steroids are artificial testosterone. Your body basically halts production and starts downsizing some of the factory staff, if you catch my drift.

No no no. I want to hear it from Grace.

>:(

At 1/30/06 08:42 PM, redskunk_ wrote: No no no. I want to hear it from Grace.

>:(

Hahaha! Well, you see, your body realizes it's getting too much testosterone, so the testicles stop producing it. Since their job is basically obsolete, they start shrinking and, in fact, your balls never return to normal after long periods of steroid use. Then you have to have a prescription to use steroids so your body will produce testosterone, and you won't get bitch tits. :)

Dum de dum.

Took a picture of my barbell so you can sort of see what I'm talking about. It's loaded to full capacity here, at 100 pounds + bar.

At 1/30/06 09:15 PM, Elfer wrote: Dum de dum.

Took a picture of my barbell so you can sort of see what I'm talking about. It's loaded to full capacity here, at 100 pounds + bar.

Why are the weights plastic.

God, can't you at least get metal weights.

At 1/30/06 09:21 PM, fenrus1989 wrote:

Why are the weights plastic.
God, can't you at least get metal weights.

Preferably iron :/

My God that's a tacky rug. What the hell were you thinking?

At 1/30/06 10:03 PM, BeFell wrote: My God that's a tacky rug. What the hell were you thinking?

It looks stupid in that picture, but trust me, it looks good with the rest of the room.

Plus the flash kind of washes it out. It's a lot darker than it looks there.

At 1/30/06 09:21 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: Why are the weights plastic.

God, can't you at least get metal weights.

No, I don't have money to buy metal weights with.

This was just stuff I found in a box somewhere.

I dont weight lift. i bench once or twice a week at school. and i work my legs on the leg press about twice a week as well.

i'm a scrawny bastard, but i am more happy just running. not to say i'm not in any shape. i'm probably one of the most athletic persons in my school. but i'm just not huge. i'm one of the fastest guys in our athletic conference for soccer and basketball. and i'm about a slightly above average track runner. i run the 3200m run and the 100m (the longest and the shortest..odd, eh?)

i play soccer and basketball. i also ski and snowboard every weekend. so i'm pretty well built just by the activities i do.

At 1/30/06 10:43 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: This morning, I woke up with a stiff neck. It hurts like a bitch.

Does anyone have any suggestions as to how I could get rid of it?

The pain, or the entire neck?

Actually removing your own neck might be an interesting engineering project.

At 1/30/06 11:25 PM, -Michael- wrote: Nah, back when I was traveling around China, I learned some very ancient techniques that Buddhist Monks practiced. It's called "reticulating splines". I can teach you how to do it.

More like HOGAN.

http://hoganrocks.ytmnd.com/

At 1/30/06 11:31 PM, Elfer wrote:

At 1/30/06 11:25 PM, -Michael- wrote: Nah, back when I was traveling around China, I learned some very ancient techniques that Buddhist Monks practiced. It's called "reticulating splines". I can teach you how to do it.

More like HOGAN.

http://hoganrocks.ytmnd.com/

Hey, I'm an asshole, but I used one of your sigs... I'll remove it, but... have you ever thought about ytmnd a few of your sigs?

Anyways, here's the evidence of the theft. I'll remove it when you've seen it... I totally forgot about it till now when you posted.
the http://suicidebombers.ytmnd.com/

At 1/30/06 07:06 PM, Elfer wrote: Well, got to have the blisters before you get calluses.

It doens't work that way. If you get blisters, it means your working way to hard and need to take preventitive measures.

At 1/30/06 09:15 PM, Elfer wrote: Took a picture of my barbell so you can sort of see what I'm talking about. It's loaded

Wal-Mart is your friend... they DO sell cast iron weights...

At 1/30/06 12:35 PM, Proteas wrote: The thing that's bugging me lately is the sudden interest in Hitler. Kind of disturbing...

Ah, yes. These kids and their genocides...

At 1/31/06 01:31 AM, fli wrote: Hey, I'm an asshole, but I used one of your sigs... I'll remove it, but... have you ever thought about ytmnd a few of your sigs?

You're a thief! A thief! BAUMAN! BAAAUUUMAAAAN!!!

Something stinks and I can't figure out what. I miss the dorm it was too small for stuff like this to happen.

At 1/31/06 09:40 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 1/30/06 09:15 PM, Elfer wrote: Took a picture of my barbell so you can sort of see what I'm talking about. It's loaded

Wal-Mart is your friend... they DO sell cast iron weights...

Yes, but you're not understanding the situation here. I don't have the money to replace everything with cast iron weight plates.

I was at sportchek today looking for gloves (all of them were ripoffs, by the way. I'm going to work on creating my own ghetto gloves tonight) and saw the iron weight plates. They're like a dollar per pound.

I did see some nice spiral lock dumbbell handles for about $35 for a pair though, so I'm considering those. My current ones are the ones giving me the pinch blisters, and are a pain in the ass to change the load on.

Anywho, I'm currently more interested in grip strength than anything else. I'm going to see if I can acquire some heavy hand grippers.

I'm also working on some old-school feats of strength. My current project is tearing a deck of cards in half. So far I'm up to 30, and that's without a great deal of practice.

At 1/31/06 01:31 AM, fli wrote: Hey, I'm an asshole, but I used one of your sigs... I'll remove it, but... have you ever thought about ytmnd a few of your sigs?

Anyways, here's the evidence of the theft. I'll remove it when you've seen it... I totally forgot about it till now when you posted.
the http://suicidebombers.ytmnd.com/

Hey man, it's cool, you posted the source link, which is a hell of a lot more than most people at YTMND care to do.