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At 1/18/06 11:51 PM, -Michael- wrote:

At 1/18/06 11:47 PM, red_skunk wrote: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOB

*CREEPY*

damn right. but i'm still keeping the picture.

Dana didn't take kindly to my comment that her 31 year old boyfriends seduction method involved candy and a van.

Some people just won't see the truth no matter how hilarous you make it

Charlton doesn't have an 'e' in it.

At 1/19/06 12:47 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: Charlton doesn't have an 'e' in it.

Maybe it does in Europe... you know how those damn Frenchies love to add e's to everything.

Blegh... I'm thinking of carrying a can of Axe Effect with me from now on. Why? It's for in the event I should ever have to sit next to someone in class who hasn't showered in a month. Just hold the fucker down and spray 'em good. I'm not kidding either, I sat next to a guy in my marketing class today who literally smelled like a sewage tank. Disgusting...

"Oh, afraid of a bar of soap are you? How about some CHEAP BODY SPRAY!!!!"

*holds down and sprays furiously*

At 1/19/06 03:56 PM, Proteas wrote: "Oh, afraid of a bar of soap are you? How about some CHEAP BODY SPRAY!!!!"

*holds down and sprays furiously*

Sounds like a fine idea to me. One time, I had to spend a whole semester next to this kid who smelled very much like the bodily functions he apparently had poor control of. Even worse, he had a habit of getting close to people when speaking to them.

At 1/19/06 01:42 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

Maybe it does in Europe... you know how those damn Frenchies love to add e's to everything.

Le bitche

At 1/19/06 01:57 PM, -Michael- wrote: I'm very sorry JoS. I now know JoS must hate me now for going insane on his thread.

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Behold, the fruits of my labor.

http://news.bakshi.us

Bah to freaken confusing.

I'm such a fatass, 170 pounds, no abs no clear muscles showing.BUT THERE THERE. There just under some genetic fat.

At 1/19/06 12:47 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: Charlton doesn't have an 'e' in it.

I don't care.

At 1/19/06 05:58 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: I'm such a fatass, 170 pounds, no abs no clear muscles showing.BUT THERE THERE. There just under some genetic fat.

Genetic fat? Just keep telling yourself that...

I am gentically a lazy fatass. I have to work just to convince myself to work out but I fucking do it.

At 1/19/06 04:13 PM, LordXanthus wrote: Even worse, he had a habit of getting close to people when speaking to them.

People like that deserve to be shot. I have no sympathy for them.

At 1/19/06 05:58 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: I'm such a fatass, 170 pounds, no abs no clear muscles showing.BUT THERE THERE. There just under some genetic fat.

You have said you stand 6'1"... so how exactly are you "fat" when you weigh 170?

At 1/19/06 01:57 PM, -Michael- wrote: I have:
The Shrike
Justice of Sarcasm (His new post on his blog has taken up 2/4 of the news page :( )
BeFell
and emo boy

I was wondering and wondering why you snubbed me so, until I realized that I wasn't at bakshi.us anymore.

We need to do a site solely with political feeds. And if you're limited to on-site feeds, then that's not the way to do it. >:(

At 1/19/06 06:15 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 1/19/06 04:13 PM, LordXanthus wrote:

You have said you stand 6'1"... so how exactly are you "fat" when you weigh 170?

I'm on the wrestling team, we are a hardcore and good team where this is the big thing.(5th in the state) i have no abs and my muscles don't show out. For here thats a fatass.

I my be internally and physicall well but i'm not jacked nor do i have prominent features.

And the fact that it pisses you off that you can't get them even if you try.

Because of certain Genetics.

Mikey...
PLEASE...

What's this "best blonde joke"?

At 1/19/06 06:27 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: Because of certain Genetics.

I wrestled this very petite girl (Elizabeth) back in high school, and MAN-- She was the best. She was small, but wirey as living Hell.

Her father was a bodybuilder during the 80s, but she never told me who. I guessed it may have been Kevin Levron because he lives in San Jose.

At 1/19/06 06:35 PM, fli wrote:

At 1/19/06 06:27 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: Because of certain Genetics.

I wrestled this very petite girl (Elizabeth) back in high school, and MAN-- She was the best. She was small, but wirey as living Hell.

Her father was a bodybuilder during the 80s, but she never told me who. I guessed it may have been Kevin Levron because he lives in San Jose.

Wait a minute, wait a minute

You had a girl on your Wrestling Team. Is that even Legal or what?

At 1/19/06 06:47 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: Wait a minute, wait a minute
You had a girl on your Wrestling Team. Is that even Legal or what?

Why wouldn't it be legal?
We even had a male cheerleader too...

Although there aren't many girls rushing to do wrestling and football, but yeah-- we had a female wrestler and she was much more better than me.

It took time for me to get used to her because I thought I was going to hurt her. (She was 125 and I was 190). But the spry little bitch put me in my place. After she pinned me several times, I lost all pretext and stoped trying to be gentle with her. She was the coolest. I regret I lost contact with her.

But I do know one of my friends did to the olympics (Palomino).

At 1/19/06 06:47 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: You had a girl on your Wrestling Team. Is that even Legal or what?

Dude, stop failing so hard. We had like 8 girls on our wrestling team. There was a girls wrestling team, we didn't wrestle them, although sometimes we did drills with them. I'll put it this way, it wasn't even fair when one of them did drills with me. We did an escape drill from the bottom position and I just stood up, it was ridiculous.

At 1/19/06 06:31 PM, fli wrote: Mikey...
PLEASE...

What's this "best blonde joke"?

You're such a blonde.

At 1/19/06 01:57 PM, -Michael- wrote: I have:
Justice of Sarcasm (His new post on his blog has taken up 2/4 of the news page :( )

Four words:

Tee Ell Dee Arr

My god, that's a lot of text. 11 pages in MSWord.
30000+ characters! V Pic V

Hey, that gives me an idea.

At 1/19/06 07:15 PM, red_skunk wrote:

At 1/19/06 06:31 PM, fli wrote: Mikey...
PLEASE...

What's this "best blonde joke"?

You're such a blonde.

At heart maybe skunk.
Okay, I realized I've been fooled. There is no best blonde joke.

Okay, that was kinda funny...

Do you think Liz Phaire puts the word fuck in every song she does because men are dumb and will buy it for a woman saying fuck?

At 1/19/06 07:47 PM, stafffighter wrote: Do you think Liz Phaire puts the word fuck in every song she does because men are dumb and will buy it for a woman saying fuck?

there's an album out there with a woman saying fuck?

At 1/19/06 06:56 PM, fli wrote: It took time for me to get used to her because I thought I was going to hurt her. (She was 125 and I was 190). But the spry little bitch put me in my place. After she pinned me several times, I lost all pretext and stoped trying to be gentle with her.

You got beat by a girl?!

LOL

You're so gay... oh.

At 1/19/06 07:07 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

We did an escape drill from the bottom position and I just stood up, it was ridiculous.

Roughly tanslated, "She slapped my little bitch ass around like I was a crack whore."

At 1/19/06 08:59 PM, MALforPresident wrote:

there's an album out there with a woman saying fuck?

Just pick up any Liz Phaire album, but make sure it's the explicit version. Plus she's cute so you can put the use of the word into context

At 1/19/06 07:07 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 1/19/06 06:47 PM, fenrus1989 wrote:

Dude, stop failing so hard. We had like 8 girls on our wrestling team. There was a girls wrestling team, we didn't wrestle them, although sometimes we did drills with them. I'll put it this way, it wasn't even fair when one of them did drills with me. We did an escape drill from the bottom position and I just stood up, it was ridiculous.

Wow you had a girls wrestling team.

Sorry it's just new to me. Girls here don't wrestle or play football or any thing like that.

It's just wierd. I mean, girl wrestling. Ah hell what do i care.

Just a question. Are the girl wrestlers usually the butch ones.

I wanted to make a topic looking at the actual reasoning behind bin-Laden releasing a new 'tape' every six months or so, but considering there's already a topic about his latest release, maybe I'll hold off.

Best snack ever? Get a box of Wheat Thins Sundried Tomato & Basil, and a block of Cabot Hot Habanero cheddar. Do not substitute regular Wheat Thins, do not substitute regular cheddar. You need this exact combination. Best god damn cheese and cracker combination – HANDS DOWN.

At 1/19/06 09:15 PM, fenrus1989 wrote:
Just a question. Are the girl wrestlers usually the butch ones.

You'd be surprised. Most are just the tough type.

At 1/19/06 07:07 PM, Gunter45 wrote: Dude, stop failing so hard. We had like 8 girls on our wrestling team. There was a girls wrestling team, we didn't wrestle them, although sometimes we did drills with them. I'll put it this way, it wasn't even fair when one of them did drills with me. We did an escape drill from the bottom position and I just stood up, it was ridiculous.

You know I like it when you're a bottom... and you never stand up when you're bent over underneath me.

>_>
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