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At 1/18/06 05:16 PM, stafffighter wrote: If you want proof of how wrong you are just send Grace over

Grace doesn't follow orders. =\

At 1/18/06 05:27 PM, red_skunk wrote:

At 1/18/06 05:16 PM, stafffighter wrote: If you want proof of how wrong you are just send Grace over

Grace doesn't follow orders. =\

Maybe she would if you had some scrap of manhood in either your demeaner or your pants

At 1/18/06 02:53 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: So you people should just do my workout regime, hell i'm a 170 pounds for 6 foot 1. Not even Fli can top that.

Hell--
180 pounds at 5 feet 11 is the LIGHTEST. And that was with running 5 miles a day 5 days a week! You could see a shadow of wannabe abs...

200 is a good weight for me. I don't feel like I'm in pain.

Well my wife and I made a copromise so we got a fish tank.

I'm 190 at 5'9 and I have the shadow of wannabe abs. So while I'm not huge I do get to blame some of that on muscle

At 1/18/06 06:03 PM, BeFell wrote: Well my wife and I made a copromise so we got a fish tank.

Lemme guess. You want a dog? She wanted a cat?

Fish are utterly boring... one of nature's attention whores. Get a ringneck dove. They're tame and they're very cute. They can get out of the house. They can learn not to crap on furniture with time.

Anyways, the ring neck dove my friend found on the streets nearly dead...
It's perfectly healthy now. It's still little nervous about people trying to grab it, but this is an instinct.

The other doves fight with it when I try to put Dorian in its cage. Doves are territorial animals. So it's free in my room. It doesn't even attempt to escape. There's only two areas where it goes. To the kitty litter box, and its food. (Yes, I successfully potty trained a bird.)

At 1/18/06 05:16 PM, stafffighter wrote: I work out but I'm not obsessive about it anywhere near the bodybuilder standard. If you want proof of how wrong you are just send Grace over

You'd best stop eyeing my lady if you know what's good for you.

*pushes skull cap forward and rolls up sleeve*

At 1/18/06 06:09 PM, fli wrote:

At 1/18/06 06:03 PM, BeFell wrote: Well my wife and I made a copromise so we got a fish tank.

Lemme guess. You want a dog? She wanted a cat?

Something like that...

Fish are utterly boring... one of nature's attention whores. Get a ringneck dove. They're tame and they're very cute. They can get out of the house. They can learn not to crap on furniture with time.

No other pets allowed. Could you train a dove to carry messages like a pigeon? Or to attack stuff? I think it'd be cool if every time the UPS guy came to the door a Dove would swoop out of nowhere and start pecking him.

You can have your attack dove if I get my chicken and monkey

At 1/18/06 05:51 PM, stafffighter wrote: Maybe she would if you had some scrap of manhood in either your demeaner or your pants

Maybe.

At 1/18/06 05:54 PM, fli wrote: 180 pounds at 5 feet 11 is the LIGHTEST.
200 is a good weight for me. I don't feel like I'm in pain.
At 1/18/06 06:04 PM, stafffighter wrote: I'm 190 at 5'9

Yeah fli, I'm at about 180 right now, same height. I was topping out at 210-215 before turning veg. I think my summer's ~190 is a good weight, provided it's the right sort...

... It sorta seems like we talk about weight a lot around here.. Meh.

At 1/18/06 06:09 PM, fli wrote: birdtalk

Fli, I watched a documentary the other day about these flocks of wild parrots in San Fran. 'The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill'. I was going to ask you if you knew anything about it, but to figure out what the hell I was talking about, I had to google for the documentary name, and found out that it is indeed current (the film seemed sorta old). But it was really sort of endearing, I'd recommend it.

At 1/18/06 06:22 PM, BeFell wrote: No other pets allowed. Could you train a dove to carry messages like a pigeon? Or to attack stuff?

You could train a pigeon... Ringneck doves are strictly caged animals. They can't make good nests, their beaks are too soft to defend against predators. Yeah, I was very pissed about these hippies releasing several ringnecks to protest against Bush. I mean... they're pure white.

How will they blend against its sorroundings? Bet those cats had a feast.

I took care of a baby pigeon for a while, Valient. I haven't seen it for a while, but I took care of it during the summer till it got big enough to fend for itself. It would come to my window every other while and chill out there.

I think it'd be cool if every time the UPS guy came to the door a Dove would swoop out of nowhere and start pecking him.

Who knows. I mean, you can train doves for several things. I mean, to train a bird to use a kitty litter box is impressive when you consider how doves tend to crap every other minute.

At 1/18/06 07:09 PM, red_skunk wrote: ...'The Wild Parrots of Telegraph Hill'.

You know, I've heard about those birds. I wanted to watch that movie when it came out, but I forgot about it. Hummm.... if memory serves right, their habitat has been destroyed recently. The trees had this disease and the city had to destroy them.

Many a pissed hippy in SF right now...

:-( Yeah, sorry 'bout that Lil'Red...

Yeah I read a similar news story. *shrug* I don't care, I just thought it was a cool phenomenon. You're the bird person. =P

At 1/17/06 07:57 AM, red_skunk wrote: I don't have a cavalier, I have an Accord. Dickhead.

Which is why you nearly slid of the mountainside because front-wheel-drive promotes understeer, vaginafoot.

That's bullshit, traction control is an aid, if you drive like a moron, you'll die like a moron.

You know what, I agree.

POS.
POS.

Point Of Sale?

:Uglier than hell too.
Not uglier than yo faice.

At 1/17/06 02:45 PM, Empanado wrote: It had to be done.

Penis

Nice one, I often say the same thing about my friend who tends to wear overly-large belt-buckles... like the size of an entire hand of cards.

At 1/17/06 02:47 PM, -Michael- wrote: Without further ado, here is the pic of the 2009 Chevy Camaro. It's ugly as hell, and it won't beat the Dodge Challenger.

You have opened my eyes, and it burns! I'm glad you're up on this stuff. Personally I'm a bit sad at how the image of the Charger was just DESTROYED by making it look like a bulky, round, piece of aliminum shit. Now the Challenger, that's pretty sweet.
I can understand why the scion concept took so little to develop, because scions are a POS, especially the XB "with over 30 scion acessories" wow... 30... I'm very impressed by their WWF-style customization... not really. Sorry Michael, no beef against you, I just despise scion, it's Toyota's civic hatchback, figuratively speaking.

:It's horrible we have to wait another year for them, but I've got my eyes on the Dodge Caliber anyways.

Pretty sweet. Even better if it came with AWD. The different engine selections are pretty sweet too, I'd go with the turbo, cause you know... if you're not planning on traveling light, or planning on pulling something, some extra torque and acelleration wouldn't hurt. If you get it, best of luck to you with it, I hope it doesn't roll over, doesn't look like it's that tall though so you should be ok.

At 1/17/06 08:14 PM, MALforPresident wrote: i can change oil, etc...

*Queue dating game music* Our next swinging bachellor will be... Funk! *Cut scene to funk scratching himself and skulling a bottle of 151* "More to love ladies" ;) *Queue Technical Difficulties*

At 1/18/06 04:09 PM, LadyGrace wrote: The metro look is OVER!

Glad someone said it. No wait, they've still got to start wearing trucker hats!

At 1/18/06 06:09 PM, fli wrote: Get a ringneck dove.

No, get a cockatoo >:D They've got kickass hairstyles which they can control at will and they're very cool. How cool you ask?

At 1/18/06 09:31 PM, EnragedSephiroth wrote:

At 1/18/06 04:09 PM, LadyGrace wrote: The metro look is OVER!

Glad someone said it. No wait, they've still got to start wearing trucker hats!

And not just trucker hats, but designer made trucker hats, the jeans with the holes already in them of the new millenium

At 1/18/06 09:50 PM, stafffighter wrote: And not just trucker hats, but designer made trucker hats, the jeans with the holes already in them of the new millenium

Eh I've got a green Nintendo 1Up hat, which you can view in my flickr profile under EnragedSephiroth... I think it's there.

At 1/18/06 09:50 PM, stafffighter wrote: And not just trucker hats, but designer made trucker hats, the jeans with the holes already in them of the new millenium

Some men are wearing bell bottoms...
but they call them "flairs".

It's funny how fashion come and goes. I got this funky "Mexican hair" (very puffy afroish thing). I hated it all my life, but suddenly I see a bunch of White kids with the same hair that kids used to make fun of me15 years ago!

Except that I don't have to do anything to it-- just not slick it with oil or gel.
These kids have to puff and tease it.

Oh why couldn't I been born latter?
:-(

I could have been the cool kids...

At 1/18/06 09:31 PM, EnragedSephiroth wrote:

At 1/17/06 07:57 AM, red_skunk wrote: I don't have a cavalier, I have an Accord. Dickhead.

Which is why you nearly slid of the mountainside because front-wheel-drive promotes understeer, vaginafoot.

I didn't nearly slide anywhere.. penis..... boy.

At 1/18/06 09:56 PM, fli wrote:

Oh why couldn't I been born latter?

-(

I could have been the cool kids...

And I always felt I would have been a much better fit as a young adult in the early to mid 90's

Does my receding hairline balanced out with badass sideburns make me cool?

At 1/18/06 10:12 PM, BeFell wrote: Does my receding hairline balanced out with badass sideburns make me cool?

About as cool as my stable but depressing hairline with what hair I do have grown long

At 1/18/06 09:57 PM, red_skunk wrote: I didn't nearly slide anywhere.. penis..... boy.

I don't remember anything more than two days ago.. ass... munch.

At 1/18/06 10:50 PM, -Michael- wrote: Also, that Chinese company Geely that you mentioned. I read up about it, and it turns out to be a ripoff of other car manufacturers.

Sounds like Daewoo all over again. Daewho?

I'd go with the base car because I don't have much money at this point.

That's fine, my hat's off to you, take care of it.

Here's a picture of the Corvette killer, "Firepower".

Hm looks a bit reminiscient of the Shelby GR-1 design, also a bit reminiscient of the Nissan 350Z which looks like a less-fat version of the super-ugly, mega-expensive Bugatti Veyron. Resurging popular design?

Also, 1,000 posts, huzzah! :D Let the 4 digit days begin.

At 1/18/06 10:12 PM, BeFell wrote: Does my receding hairline balanced out with badass sideburns make me cool?

wonder twin powers, activate! Form of, sideburns! Form of, receding hairline!

At 1/18/06 11:21 PM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Hm looks a bit reminiscient of the Shelby GR-1 design, also a bit reminiscient of the Nissan 350Z which looks like a less-fat version of the super-ugly, mega-expensive Bugatti Veyron. Resurging popular design?

Or just a bigger crossfire. Seriously, what's with Chrysler making all of these sorta sporty, coolish looking cars? I refuse to actually say anything good about them, but..

Also, 1,000 posts, huzzah! :D Let the 4 digit days begin.

Big deal.

Ach, you just reminded me. I hit 1337 posts the other day and forgot to photograph it/ Damn.

At 1/18/06 11:34 PM, Quanze13 wrote: Ach, you just reminded me. I hit 1337 posts the other day and forgot to photograph it/ Damn.

Thought you'd never ask.

At 1/18/06 11:45 PM, red_skunk wrote:

At 1/18/06 11:34 PM, Quanze13 wrote: Ach, you just reminded me. I hit 1337 posts the other day and forgot to photograph it/ Damn.

Thought you'd never ask.

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