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Unfortunately, I don't have a job or school to worry about at the moment. Without some sort of guide, my sleep pattern becomes highly erratic. I may get a couple hours of sleep in a day, or I may sleep for 12-15 hours. I can be either awake or asleep at any given time of day. I need to restore some structure to my life, I believe.

Try excercising right before going to bed.
That usually helps me. Last semester I was so panicky for this midterm, I couldn't go to sleep.

The other day I spent several hours digging out an old apricot tree. I was so tired, I had no trouble sleeping at all...

I normally just smoke pot and masturbate until I pass out.

True story.

At 1/14/06 09:25 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I normally just smoke pot and masturbate until I pass out.

With IcyHot, no doubt.

My uncle Jesus on my mother's side is-- well, acting sort of civilized recently. I can't believe how skinny he is. He weighs 150 pounds. This guy used to weigh 305 pounds. That's like one guy!

He's got cancer and he can't barely eat or work, and I guess he is examining his life and being nicer now. He doesn't say anything about me or my mom. It was actually pleasent to speak with him like a normal person. I guess the fight went out of him.

He's gonna get better, but everyone thinks he will die. Of course there's the possibility, but the doctors are sure he will survive if he continues treatment. Anyways, this is the same uncle who jacked off a dead bull for its seman if you remember the story I told you a while back.

He even brought some of the raw milk that I really love, and milk fat and some very rustic bread his neighbors make. (Best bread, BTW). And we ate boiled fresh peanuts too. (That's the only thing he can keep down for some odd reason.)

For the first time of my life,
I feel there's an attachment to this otherwise cynical and harsh man. It's like... he finally recognizes that he's powerless in the world, and he's finally humbled by something greater than him.

I gots me a new YTMND. If you want the back story look in my thread about universities and student lives, if you want the photo's, email me.

At least she didn't show her face--
fived...

At 1/13/06 10:39 PM, TheShrike wrote: EGA is from Canada, living in Bolivia.

Ah, Bolivia, where they killed Butch and Sundance...god I love that movie...so consequently I hate the Bolivian army for killing them...they just wanted to rob your banks in peace people! :p

At 1/15/06 02:58 AM, aviewaskewed wrote:

Ah, Bolivia, where they killed Butch and Sundance...god I love that movie...so consequently I hate the Bolivian army for killing them...they just wanted to rob your banks in peace people! :p

I loved the movie star wars, which is why I hate stars. Ben just wanted to either blow you up or die on purpose, it was never clear why he was sneaking around. And remember how in attack of the clones yoda was training those kids? That's what he meant when he said yoda trained him, there is nothing incongruent about the existance of Liam Neson

At 1/14/06 12:32 PM, Proteas wrote: Sato Hiroko... Sato Hiroko... Sato Hiroko...

I didn't know who that was so I googled it. Thank you.

At 1/14/06 07:08 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: At any rate, I don't think I'll be making any more 4 am trips up to the mountains. At least, not in the winter.

What kind of car to you drive bro? Be as specific as you can. At least be grateful you have snow :( we have ZERO -.- and looks like I'll be waiting another season for snowboarding. My older bro wouldn't even take me because he goes to church every sunday now and bame a deacon. Why can't he go to church on the actual sabbath, the saturday and hit the slopes on Sunday >:/ that's weak sauce. But anyway... lol glad you're alive and typing Illustrious. Make sure you have 4WD.

At 1/14/06 07:21 PM, fli wrote: I'm a night owl myself...

O'rlly? Ya r'lly so am I. I need to drop the late-hours habit. Porque tengo que ser un hijo de la madrugada?!

At 1/15/06 04:42 AM, stafffighter wrote: That's what he meant when he said yoda trained him, there is nothing incongruent about the existance of Liam Neson

No, Obi-Wan saying Yoda trained him was nothing more than sales-puffery so Luke would buy into Yoda's Jedi 101. What pisses me off about the movie is you never see the emperor's imperial guards fight, and in episode III when it looks like they're finally gonna kick some ass, Yoda comes in and slays them in two shakes of a Banta's tail >:/ I demand Lucas make a movie which only features kickass fighting done by Ray Park as an Imperial Guard.

Hmm bother star wars episode.....i wonder if that would actually ever work and all, kinda like making another Lord of the rings. Yup kids you got it its the fourth lord of the rings in the Trilogy......well either way who knows it could work.

I've heard idiotic rumors of another 3-parts to Star Wars ocurring after Return of The Jedi which deals with Leia discovering her Jedi abilities but... w/e. I'd rather hear about the old republic on how Yoda began, and Darth Plagus The Wise.

At 1/15/06 05:37 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Porque tengo que ser un hijo de la madrugada?!

Lol...
It's 3:27 right now, and I can't sleep because everyone is gone. They went to my uncles' and there still not back and nobody is answering the cell phone. No car, but I'm thinking about walking over there. VTA (buses) won't be running by this time, at least not here.

At 1/14/06 05:06 PM, fli wrote: Fenrus...
I have my old Roberta Williams Anthology CDs somewhere in my room, and I'm looking for them. You know... King's Quests, Mixed Up Mother Goose, the old Apple games such as Mystery House, The Wizard and the Princess, etc.

I remember those games.

So anyways,
I was wondering if you knew how to emulate the old Apple games. When those CDs came out, the world was Windows 95-- I remember when I tried to run the emulator that came with the packaging on this newer computer (2002)-- I would not work.

I have found after trying to play old king Quest games, that all you need is to change your computers compatibility for Graphics, and what program it runs on on a Windows XP

I know you're buddies with those Sierra game remakers and all... could you just drop a question? I'm affraid they will think I'm talking about privacy... and infact, I was banned for asking about emulators a year ago (even though I legally own my own copies of the games.) Much is appreciated.

I'm not exactly buddies with them, but i will try to post your question and see what happens, though i don't have much hope for it.

Also Fli, for the time being check out this site, it should help you.

http://www.sierragam..=cid&parm2=55741

At 1/15/06 02:56 AM, fli wrote: At least she didn't show her face--
fived...

Oh she did, in the other like 20 pictures.

At 1/14/06 07:08 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote:

lolsoutherndrivers.

no really, sucks you almost died, but... heh.

Oh, and anyone... What will it take to set up a wireless network between this roadrunner-using comp and my laptop? A router? Man, I am so ignorant about networking stuff, since I never run into it at home..

At 1/15/06 05:37 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Porque tengo que ser un hijo de la madrugada?!

You're a dumb mexican >:O
"Porque" is "because". "Por qué" is "why".

Anyways. So I'm watching this show about a blind cop. It's hilarious. Everyone is yelling at the blind cop. It's all like, "Hey blind cop, you suck!". It would be a great sitcom.

Oh, and... elections. We're having presidential elections, like, right now.

At 1/15/06 05:37 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: What pisses me off about the movie is you never see the emperor's imperial guards fight, and in episode III when it looks like they're finally gonna kick some ass, Yoda comes in and slays them in two shakes of a Banta's tail >:/ I demand Lucas make a movie which only features kickass fighting done by Ray Park as an Imperial Guard.

Well he's fucking Yoda, you've seen what he can do to the big guns. You have to get some infantry close to the imperial guards if you want to see them go. Or maybe they could be guarding someone Boba Fett is after, it's been shown that he survived that pit he was dropped into.

So every CD you insert into this stupid Dell freezes it up (until you eject it, at which time the computer returns to normal).

Jeez, I have no idea why I ever moved over to Macs.

At 1/15/06 01:30 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 1/15/06 05:37 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: Porque tengo que ser un hijo de la madrugada?!

You're a dumb mexican >:O
"Porque" is "because". "Por qué" is "why".

No, no, the correct term is "Puerco"

please make a topic called "Hi Ho! Politics." That made me lol.

And to think I once considered this a wussy song. Chuck will do anything for love

We TOTALLY got a female president before you suckers did.

Wait a minute, Empando, these people are Chilean.

At 1/15/06 05:42 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: Wait a minute, Empando, these people are Chilean.

So?

At 1/15/06 05:47 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 1/15/06 05:42 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: Wait a minute, Empando, these people are Chilean.

So?

Well i was expecting a Chilean to look, like a South American, these people look like Senators at Washington.

At 1/15/06 12:47 AM, JoS wrote: I gots me a new YTMND. If you want the back story look in my thread about universities and student lives, if you want the photo's, email me.

I'd fiven, but I've had trouble logging in to YTMND. I've fiddled around with the cookie settings and everything, to no avail.

At 1/15/06 05:37 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote: What kind of car to you drive bro? Be as specific as you can.

2004 Chevy Cavalier, 2WD.

But anyway... lol glad you're alive and typing Illustrious. Make sure you have 4WD.

Well, driving in blizzard conditions isn't something I do regularly. In fact, I haven't seen this much snow in over a decade, since the Blizzard of '93. It was pretty much a fluke, though. When I got back home, I looked at a radar loop, and the storm was only about maybe 15 miles in diameter. If I had been a few miles west or east, all I would have ran into was some stiff winds and some flurries flying in the air. Indeed, just a few miles away, the roads were clear and dry, and it wasn't even snowing.

Besides, 4WD might help you from slipping on snow or wet roads, but it doesn't do anything sliding along a sheet of ice.

At 1/15/06 12:28 PM, red_skunk wrote: lolsoutherndrivers.

no really, sucks you almost died, but... heh.

Well, it was kind of stupid on my part. Especially since I didn't tell anyone where I was going. If I had slid off the side of the road, there's no telling how long it would have taken to get help or for people to find me.

Congrats on the nunchucks, BTW.

At 1/15/06 05:49 PM, fenrus1989 wrote:

Well i was expecting a Chilean to look, like a South American, these people look like Senators at Washington.

You do know that Spain is in Europe, IE, it's full of white people. The features we consider "south american" are actually native. Furthermore, south america is TEEMING with ex-patriot americans.

At 1/15/06 06:07 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 1/15/06 05:49 PM, fenrus1989 wrote:

You do know that Spain is in Europe, IE, it's full of white people. The features we consider "south american" are actually native. Furthermore, south america is TEEMING with ex-patriot americans.

But even when i think of the Spanish, i think of Dark Skinned people.

But yes your are right.