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(meant to post this with the other. Sorry.)

At 12/23/05 10:07 AM, Streakydesign wrote: SO I bet everyone is excited that Christmad huh? Lots of drinking and presents

For me, it's just going to be drinking.
My girlfriend got me a few things...and I scraped together a measly twenty something dollars, and did my best for her.

We did, however, procur whiskey, and beer, and gin.

We plan on drinking all night, and opening everything up Christmas morning.

CAuse we all know Christmas is the time to get drunk with your family and then trying to open your gifts while in that present state.

Exactly.

My lungs are on fire from all the pot I smoked tonight.

At 12/24/05 12:33 AM, PCHoliday wrote: My lungs are on fire from all the pot I smoked tonight.

I love that feeling. Seriously.

I'm smoking bullshit fucking resin that tastes like bullshit rusted metal. Fuck you.

I found a random six pack in the trunk of the car, though. That made me happy.

I see pot is still the 'in' thing.

Total waste of money and time. Good thing my uncle always gave me it rather than buying it.

Connections rule

I'm back from watching Brokeback Mountain.
Not that great... although the ending was very sad.

I don't know, but it was funny to see some people squirm as the profile of Jake Gyllenhaal's pasty ass ready to be _____________. And man, they were they were _______________. Oh man, and you gotta see how Jack does to Ennis when the ___________.

edited by FunkBRS 01:40

But Heath Ledger's acting... and that voice. Just wow.

At 12/23/05 11:27 PM, Samuel_HALL wrote: We did, however, procur whiskey, and beer, and gin.

We plan on drinking all night, and opening everything up Christmas morning.

And have hot drunk sex. It's the thing to do for the holidays.

At 12/24/05 01:40 AM, fli wrote: I don't know, but it was funny to see some people squirm as the profile of Jake Gyllenhaal's pasty ass ready to be _____________.

I wouldn't mind staring at Jake Gyllenhaal's ass for a long long time. mmmm... ass.

I agree though, Heath Ledger does have a great voice, I just absolutely loathe him as a blonde. But, *shrug* blondes don't do it for me.

At 12/24/05 01:43 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 12/23/05 11:27 PM, Samuel_HALL wrote: We did, however, procur whiskey, and beer, and gin.
We plan on drinking all night, and opening everything up Christmas morning.

And have hot drunk sex. It's the thing to do for the holidays.

Goddamn right it is. It aint' Christmas, if there isn't hot drunk sex.

blondes don't do it for me.

You ain't the only one, Miss Grace.

So... for this Christmas thingie, are we celbrating the birth of Santa Claus or his death when they nailed him?

At 12/24/05 01:55 AM, Dr_Arbitrary wrote: So... for this Christmas thingie, are we celbrating the birth of Santa Claus or his death when they nailed him?

Definitely the latter. Goddamn jews.

They have to cruficy everyone, don't they?

They refuse to blame the Romans because the pope lives in Rome, it would just be akward

What ever happened to the idea of having a special sticky for Politics... we really ought to write up a draft for one and get it posted, it might not improve the quality of topics, but it would give a really good excuse to lock and delete them when they are retarded.

At 12/24/05 03:45 AM, Dr_Arbitrary wrote: ...would give a really good excuse to lock and delete them when they are retarded.

I'd support any measure that would more efficiently lock retard threads.

I do not mean threads about retards, for the record. Just the ones created by the retards.

At 12/23/05 05:33 AM, Samuel_HALL wrote: Try an hour and fourty five minutes, at the minimum, bub.

Kk I meant, fifteen minutes for him... it was a subtle and tasteless jab at his stamina... but since you've walked all over it... thank you lol.

Ranch dressing goes fantastically on almost anything.

Yes, unfortunately there are some people, like a cook where I work, saying everything's been "ranched out" and Blue Cheese is the way to go >:\ I refuse to believe it!

Hot wings, pizza, crabcakes, saltine crackers, BBQ potato chips.

Oh wow... we serve crab cakes at work hmm... perhaps I should take you up on that combination.

Seriously.

I know ;O

At 12/23/05 10:07 AM, Streakydesign wrote: CAuse we all know Christmas is the time to get drunk with your family and then trying to open your gifts while in that present state.

Yes it is the No.1 time of the year for scotch-tape suffocation. No one in my family drinks though :/ with the exception of my older brother and I, but we never drink around the family.

At 12/23/05 05:24 PM, Proteas wrote: The term "unconcionable contract" comes to mind, but I could be wrong.

That's what my finals were about. They also dwelt on "scienter" in which a person is forced into a contract not knowing that they're signing for, or facts are willingly hidden from them by the other party in order to get them to sign, or if your health is being threatened in any way (be it mental, physical, or psychological). If you can prove your argument in any one of those cases, it counts as a defense against the contract's validity.

At 12/23/05 06:14 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: Anyways Lawyers cost money.

Sue for attorney's fees.

At 12/23/05 11:26 PM, Samuel_HALL wrote: No go. Our generous Walter Allen (our soon to be ex-landlord) might as well be a lawyer, himself. He doesn't take a shit, or adjust his balls, without checking the legalities first.

I tried. That was a funny mental image btw... kept me highly entertained for a while, imagining the guy taking a dump on himself while reviewing clauses, or his nuts stuck behind his legs while discussing rent.

At 12/24/05 03:57 AM, Samuel_HALL wrote: I'd support any measure that would more efficiently lock retard threads.

So... wouldn't that end up locking the entire General forum?

And another random pic... this one is of a loveable kitten I found in my garage a couple days ago ;o I was looking for a container in which to dump the oil from my car when I heard this little guy meowing in the garage as he came to me. I took care of him for the day, but had to let him out because my mom, and dad were complaining >:/ fucking animal haters!!! Anyway... I haven't seen it since. At least I gave it a name: Darth Opeth:

At 12/24/05 04:50 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote:

At 12/23/05 05:33 AM, Samuel_HALL wrote: Try an hour and fourty five minutes, at the minimum, bub.

Kk I meant, fifteen minutes for him... it was a subtle and tasteless jab at his stamina... but since you've walked all over it... thank you lol.

Yea. I try.

Ranch dressing goes fantastically on almost anything.

Yes, unfortunately there are some people, like a cook where I work, saying everything's been "ranched out" and Blue Cheese is the way to go >:\ I refuse to believe it!

I like the liquid part of blue cheese...but I don't eat the chunks of blue cheese.

Chunks of blue cheese has to be the most disgusting thing since saurkraut.

At 12/24/05 03:57 AM, Samuel_HALL wrote: I'd support any measure that would more efficiently lock retard threads.

So... wouldn't that end up locking the entire General forum?

You're goddamn right I would. I can't even properly mock and demean people, over there.

They don't 'get' my insults.

Darth Opeth:

Best cat name ever.

At 12/24/05 05:04 AM, Samuel_HALL wrote: Chunks of blue cheese has to be the most disgusting thing since saurkraut.

I haven't tried it, but it can't be worse than thenata fli loves so much.

They don't 'get' my insults.

Perhaps they have been so thorougly insulted they don't even know what hit them?

Darth Opeth:

Best cat name ever.

I am beside myself, thank you... God I miss that kitten >:'\ and after just one day, *goes to cry himself to sleep.*

At 12/24/05 05:20 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote:

At 12/24/05 05:04 AM, Samuel_HALL wrote: Chunks of blue cheese has to be the most disgusting thing since saurkraut.

I haven't tried it, but it can't be worse than thenata fli loves so much.

Seriously--
Nata is just milk fat-- the stuff they put with chocolate.

You like butter, right?
That's basically nata.

It's all in your mind.
(Although, that's what food is all about. We first eat with our eyes... I have a strong dislike for pork products BTW, and looking at sausage makes me think of tapeworms and parasites. So I guess this is tit for tat on my part, I guess.)

How to describe nata.
It's pure milk fat. It's slightly sweet and melts in your mouth.

If you put it on freshly made bread, it's a meal in itself.

Despite having a million calories (cause it's pure fat)-- you get real skinny off of it, because you feel satisfies you for most of the day. When I was 13, I was fat. Then I went to Mexico where I ate nata twice a day with my meals. I lost a lot of weight (1/3 of me, literally...) because I would feel so satisfied that I didn't want to eat.

I wish I can have a milking cow by now :-(

At 12/24/05 05:20 AM, EnragedSephiroth wrote:

At 12/24/05 05:04 AM, Samuel_HALL wrote: They don't 'get' my insults.

Perhaps they have been so thorougly insulted they don't even know what hit them?

I highly doubt that. I'll make some snide, sarcastic identification to someone (you know: Oh, so if [insert topic] is ok, I guess it's ok for you to [insert extreme example of original topic], right?)...and the generalites will agree with me.

like "Yea, see....FLAGG knows what I'm saying.

Other very important things your uncle Flagg wants you to remember:
Don't eat pizza for four meals, in one day. I'll spare all the gorey details..you guys just trust me on that.

At 12/24/05 06:20 AM, Samuel_HALL wrote: Other very important things your uncle Flagg wants you to remember:
Don't eat pizza for four meals, in one day. I'll spare all the gorey details..you guys just trust me on that.

An alien erupted out of your chest?!? Is that what happened?
Because I remember when I only ate pizza all day... not a fun experience, I can assure you. :P

Dumb thread situation... you can always e-mail a mod. *points at sig message*

It's kind of wind/rainy right now, which is weird for being Christmas Eve and all. Normally it's cold and clear, maybe a bit of frost.

Blegh.

At 12/24/05 02:11 AM, stafffighter wrote: They refuse to blame the Romans because the pope lives in Rome, it would just be akward

Not to mention the Catholics have a lot of religious and political stroke. How else can they touch children for years and get away with it?

At 12/24/05 03:05 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Not to mention the Catholics have a lot of religious and political stroke. How else can they touch children for years and get away with it?

I'm sure it's written in the Catholic dogma somewhere that sack-tickling a young child brings him closer to God.

At 12/24/05 04:19 PM, XanthusTheSnowman wrote:

At 12/24/05 03:05 PM, aviewaskewed wrote: Not to mention the Catholics have a lot of religious and political stroke. How else can they touch children for years and get away with it?

I'm sure it's written in the Catholic dogma somewhere that sack-tickling a young child brings him closer to God.

To quote the wiseman George of Carlin "When Jesus said 'suffer the little children, come unto me' that's not what he meant."

At 12/24/05 05:08 PM, stafffighter wrote: To quote the wiseman George of Carlin "When Jesus said 'suffer the little children, come unto me' that's not what he meant."

Whoa...
Now that's funny.

At 12/24/05 05:08 PM, stafffighter wrote: To quote the wiseman George of Carlin "When Jesus said 'suffer the little children, come unto me' that's not what he meant."

Yes! I love Carlin. He's definitely one of the greatest comedians of all time.

So it's so true!

I'm getting drunk aqnd I forgot the reason why I came on here...

Oh wait...

Yah I remembered...

Merry Christmas! May you recieve everything your little hearts desire.

Back to drinkin' lol

At 12/24/05 05:44 PM, Streakydesign wrote: Merry Christmas! May you recieve everything your little hearts desire.

And a Merry Christmas to you, too.

Back to drinkin' lol

It seems that you already got your wish, har har.

Yay christmas and alcohal. I'm going to drink untill the song jingle bell rock no longer bugs the shit out of me. In short I'm going to be passing out

At 12/24/05 06:20 AM, Samuel_HALL wrote: I highly doubt that. I'll make some snide, sarcastic identification to someone (you know: Oh, so if [insert topic] is ok, I guess it's ok for you to [insert extreme example of original topic], right?)...and the generalites will agree with me.

So it's like a mini noob trap... pure genius!

like "Yea, see....FLAGG knows what I'm saying.

Exactly...

Don't eat pizza for four meals, in one day. I'll spare all the gorey details..you guys just trust me on that.

I can imagine. Splurging on anything in one day is never good for you.

Merry Christmas to all, and to all a good night.

At 12/24/05 04:19 PM, XanthusTheSnowman wrote:

At 12/24/05 03:05 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:

I'm sure it's written in the Catholic dogma somewhere that sack-tickling a young child brings him closer to God.

God damm people always making fun of us Catholics here. Well you know what, you go to hell and you die yah hear me.

Ah what the hell am i talking about here i'm 16, i gotta be the youngest user here.

When everyone speaks of a good time with beer, mine is stealling a couple mouthfulls from me dads liquir cabinent