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At 12/19/05 06:08 PM, DamienK wrote: ...I won't live long enough to reach level 29. And NG definitely won't live that long.

Give it as inherentence to your children...

At 12/19/05 06:22 PM, fli wrote:

At 12/19/05 06:08 PM, DamienK wrote: ...I won't live long enough to reach level 29. And NG definitely won't live that long.

Give it as inherentence to your children...

The DamienK name is passed down through the generations, each acting in complete tomfoolery, an ill-informed understanding of the American Political system, and a complete lack of flash skill. Not a single work of any of the DamienK's has made it into the flash portal, they suck THAT bad.

Some would say, Newgrounds would be a better place without the K's.

Many more would say "Who the fuck is DamienK and why should I care?"

No way would I pass my account down, I'd bet you one of them might change the name for a little while. The streak would be ended.

At 12/19/05 06:31 PM, DamienK wrote: The DamienK name is passed down through the generations, each acting in complete tomfoolery, an ill-informed understanding of the American Political system, and a complete lack of flash skill.

I used to use the name 'Damien'. So I don't appreciate your inference.

You're unworthy of the name. We should take it away from you, and just call you 'K'.

That'd be cooler, anywya.

At 12/19/05 06:31 PM, DamienK wrote: Many more would say "Who the fuck is DamienK and why should I care?"

So you know how to make flash movies?
Maybe you haven't got the right story--

At 12/19/05 06:39 PM, _FLAGG wrote: You're unworthy of the name. We should take it away from you, and just call you 'K'.

That'd be cooler, anywya.

K III was known as a pariah to his fellow NGers, primarily the black ones... no one quite knows why.

At 12/19/05 06:39 PM, _FLAGG wrote: I used to use the name 'Damien'. So I don't appreciate your inference.

Whoosh goes the joke over Damien's head. (The Flagg one not the K one)

You're unworthy of the name. We should take it away from you, and just call you 'K'.

Eh, I've been called worse.

I plan to be frozen while a robot fivens foamy movies for me. When there is a threat of the rise of the Bewfells I shall rise again.

At 12/19/05 06:42 PM, fli wrote: So you know how to make flash movies?

I believe I mentioned "complete lack of flash skill". Which is true, I've had 2 of my films blammed thus far. It warms my heart to know that my films are rated lower than Barney Bunch films.

*cries*

So, when we got our first computer, back in 1996 (a 200mhz IBM with a class-leading 16mb of ram and a.. what... 8mb video card?), we bought a desk chair to round the whole thing out.

We still have the chair, and it royally bites today. The arm rests are bent to heck and wobbly, rendering them totally useless. The back of the chair is similarly bent, although you can tighten it back to the original position. Which you have to do every other day. But most aggravating, is the way that the thing drops down. It's pneumatic, you know? So the top setting is the right height. But after sitting for five seconds, the thing starts dropping down. *clunk, clunk, clunk*

It makes me want to strangle it.

And... Going through my mail that's piled up since leaving in August... Looks like I didn't get a single worthwhile piece. Meh.

At 12/19/05 06:46 PM, DamienK wrote:

At 12/19/05 06:42 PM, fli wrote: So you know how to make flash movies?

I believe I mentioned "complete lack of flash skill". Which is true, I've had 2 of my films blammed thus far. It warms my heart to know that my films are rated lower than Barney Bunch films.

*cries*

How good are you?
I have a nice children's story I did for class that maybe good as a flash.

I did the narration in class.
Being an actor, I really knew how to milk this story.

At the end of the class, two girls gave me their phone numbers (cause the story was so sad, but happy.)

My story was about a tree...

At 12/19/05 06:53 PM, fli wrote: How good are you?

Well I'm new to the art. I have the basics down I just need to get better at actionscripting and the like. Also, I'm not too great at drawing. So while I appreciate it, if you want the story done right, I'm sure you can find others.

At 12/19/05 06:53 PM, fli wrote: At the end of the class, two girls gave me their phone numbers..

This raises a question: How do you, as a homosexual, handle women who may happen to come on to you? Do you just kind of say 'Thanks anyway, but I dig the pole' (or something like that)?

Or do you simply humor them, take their number, and forget about them.

At 12/19/05 06:56 PM, DamienK wrote:

At 12/19/05 06:53 PM, fli wrote: How good are you?

Well I'm new to the art. I have the basics down I just need to get better at actionscripting and the like. Also, I'm not too great at drawing. So while I appreciate it, if you want the story done right, I'm sure you can find others.

Doesn't need to be fluid motion.
I've seen flashes with good art, but only things that move are just the eyes, hands, mouth...

If you're good at drawing, I think my narration alone could compliment it very well.

It's a simple story.
So the art should be simple.

I also have a story. It's about a very resonable man who goes around logically explaining his everyday gripes and then blowing them away with a shotgun.

At 12/19/05 06:57 PM, _FLAGG wrote:

At 12/19/05 06:53 PM, fli wrote: At the end of the class, two girls gave me their phone numbers..

This raises a question: How do you, as a homosexual, handle women who may happen to come on to you? Do you just kind of say 'Thanks anyway, but I dig the pole' (or something like that)?

Or do you simply humor them, take their number, and forget about them.

I make friends with them--
They usually figure things out. And I'm cool with them if they're cool with me.

I don't do the normal girly gay things people often imagine like braiding hair, or going to Express or Structure.

I'm just a real good guy with them. We go to the movies, study at the library, etc. Friends stuff. Sometimes I cover for them. Sometimes they cover for me.

Although one girl, Lynnie, is pissing me off lately.
She thinks its fun bringing up my gayness everywhere we went during the semester, even in front of strangers.

I'm not hiding, but then again-- strangers don't need to know.

Then a few days ago we were at a hooka lounge recently, and she made fun of me and my husband by making a rather extensive joke using her hooka mouthpiece and her tongue.

It was funny for a second, but ragging on us for the next 7 minutes got real irritating. I mean... she's fellating her mouthpiece, and that looks plain rude to other people.

I really think my idea could make a good flash. Say the reasonable man with a shotgun runs into a bunch of indie hipsters. He will explain to them that their style of avoiding pop culture at all cost is the same exclusionary behavior that they reject in "mainstream" followers. He will then blow them away.

Sorry about the delay, I was foiled by the 4 posts per half hour limit.

Fli, if you email me a soundclip of your narration I can get started.

I'm mourning the fact that my current nationstate, which I am running as close as possible to my real politics, is labelled as an "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy".

Time to rig the thing.

So I finished my last final today.

At 12/19/05 07:15 PM, fli wrote: It was funny for a second, but ragging on us for the next 7 minutes got real irritating. I mean... she's fellating her mouthpiece, and that looks plain rude to other people.

What a bitch.

You should go kung fu her ass.
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Or the more humorous phrase...
Cat fight!! XD

But just to amend my feelings - what a bitch :P

At 12/19/05 07:40 PM, PCHoliday wrote: So I finished my last final today.

Wooter. Same here. Had both philosophy and english... turned out much better than I thought it would.

Hope my marks reflect that afterthought :\

On a side note, I had a really nice convo with this cute girl today... I was shoppin for a christmas present for my mom (yes, my mom) and she was working as a clerk - we talked for a few min - talked about w/e in our lives - it went quite well, I think. You know what I mean eh - that pleasant connection that you sometimes feel with someone?

Unfortunetely for me, I was too much in a drunken state of nausea from my 20+ hours lack of sleep and multiple exams to act totally coherent - and thus I forgot to get her e-mail/phone #. Oh wellz.

On another side note, I'll be heading to bed soon... (lol)

At 12/19/05 07:15 PM, fli wrote: I'm not hiding, but then again-- strangers don't need to know.

You could just mirror what she does and tell everyone you guys meet that she likes the cock or the pink taco or both. Make it a crude as possible so she'll understand how it feels. "This is my friend and she enjoys dick because she's a heterosexual."
Or for a nicer approach, you could just sit her down and tell her easy on the jokes and so on.

DamienK,
I'll send you when when I can get a microphone.

I could probably send you the whole entire piece.

At 12/19/05 07:58 PM, ScaryDeadGirl wrote:

At 12/19/05 07:15 PM, fli wrote: I'm not hiding, but then again-- strangers don't need to know.

You could just mirror what she does and tell everyone you guys meet that she likes the cock or the pink taco or both. Make it a crude as possible so she'll understand how it feels. "This is my friend and she enjoys dick because she's a heterosexual."
Or for a nicer approach, you could just sit her down and tell her easy on the jokes and so on.

For the Newgrounds comparison, You can either go :
The asshole way - dubbed 'The (Old) _FLAGG' way
-or-
The nice guy way - dubbed ' Umm... Whoever isn't an a-hole' way :P

I'd say go the asshole way (pun? lol) if you think she's doing it on purpose to be hurtful, or go the nice way if you think she just think she's funny (or w/e).

Either way works good... nice ideas SDG =)

At 12/19/05 07:34 PM, DamienK wrote: Sorry about the delay, I was foiled by the 4 posts per half hour limit.

Fli, if you email me a soundclip of your narration I can get started.

I'm pretty good at drawing, but I'm, like, the worst piece of shit ever at animating. Like, if shits shitted, I would be a shit's shit. In animating.

But I can make a pretty drawing for you to use in your flash-like thingie. If you need one.

I don't know what's with Lynnie.
I think she's an air head sometimes.

I told her nicely,
but I guess next time I got to go Super Sayian bitch on her and really get her to shut up once and for all.

My husband said I should eat a Choco Taco infront of her and eat it as indecently as possible. And have people look at us.

I said, "Nah..."

At 12/19/05 08:15 PM, ImOffendedByHolidays wrote:

At 12/19/05 07:34 PM, DamienK wrote: Sorry about the delay, I was foiled by the 4 posts per half hour limit.

Fli, if you email me a soundclip of your narration I can get started.

I'm pretty good at drawing, but I'm, like, the worst piece of shit ever at animating. Like, if shits shitted, I would be a shit's shit. In animating.

But I can make a pretty drawing for you to use in your flash-like thingie. If you need one.

Can you draw like this?

It's Shel Silverstein stuff. I guess the Japanese are ripping him off or something. Nonetheless, if you can draw something like this-- and use minimal animation-- it maybe a good flash.

My story is about a Willow Tree being chopped down, and then coming back to life.

Just let my sore throat get a little better, and get a microphone ready.
I think we could collaborate something nifty.

Over the break I have a chance to have sex. What should I do?

a) Go for it
b) Go on a date with her and see what happens
c) Ignore all her calls.

Thanks for your help.

At 12/19/05 08:22 PM, PCHoliday wrote: Over the break I have a chance to have sex. What should I do?

Well sex over the Christmas break usually turns out ugly so I'd avoid it. But I don't know the chick so. If she's that cool a chick, or just hot, I'd date her. Christmas Sex more often than not results in angry drawn out fights.