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Gotta love the quotes of Weebl and Bob

That's what got me through college and what kept my sanity.

The new A-Ha one was quite funny, quite enjoyed it.

At 12/17/05 05:41 PM, Streakydesign wrote: Gotta love the quotes of Weebl and Bob

That's what got me through college and what kept my sanity.

The new A-Ha one was quite funny, quite enjoyed it.

Those Weebl and Bob quotes are funny!

I'm not even in school right now, and I'm not on any illegal narcotics, and my brain is fried. Why? Because I've taken up mapping out arpeggios of major musical scales for guitar. Once I get it done, I'm thinking of compiling it and sending it off to Mel Bay publishing. Maybe they can call it "The Big Damn Book of Arpeggios."

At 12/17/05 07:53 PM, Proteas wrote: Once I get it done, I'm thinking of compiling it and sending it off to Mel Bay publishing. Maybe they can call it "The Big Damn Book of Arpeggios."

Good luck with that. :D

Hey Proteas, where do you live? Let's start an online band

At 12/17/05 07:53 PM, Proteas wrote: ... I've taken up mapping out arpeggios of major musical scales for guitar...

Are arpeggios those musical notes on those papers?

At 12/17/05 08:31 PM, PCHoliday wrote: Hey Proteas, where do you live? Let's start an online band

I don't think an online band would exactly hinge on where I live...

At 12/17/05 08:32 PM, fli wrote: Are arpeggios those musical notes on those papers?

Sort of. An Arpeggio is when you play each note in a chord in rapid (or slow) succession, as apposed to all at once. A simple major chord may have 3 notes in it, but those three notes can be spread across a guitar's fretboard in a number of patterns.

The opening bars of "Fade To Black" by Metallica (or "One") are great examples of this.

Example... the following is the chord C Major as an arpeggio, spread across the fretboard of a guitar. The notes for a C Major chord are C, E, and G respectively.

C = Green
E = Red
G = Blue

PH33R MY MAD MSPAINT SKILLZ

At 12/17/05 08:58 PM, Proteas wrote: Example... the following is the chord C Major as an arpeggio, spread across the fretboard of a guitar. The notes for a C Major chord are C, E, and G respectively.

C = Green
E = Red
G = Blue

PH33R MY MAD MSPAINT SKILLZ

That's cool!

At 12/17/05 09:11 PM, -Dreg- wrote: That's cool!

Yeah, cept all the strings are RED ON HIS e STRING!!!!!!!!!!

That's right Proteas, I'm calling you out.

At 12/17/05 09:16 PM, PCHoliday wrote: That's right Proteas, I'm calling you out.

......

Fli do you keep on making these sigs, i love how original and offending they are.

But original and funny.

Do you think you could make one for me, just not homo and with this picture.

At 12/17/05 10:28 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: Fli do you keep on making these sigs, i love how original and offending they are.

But original and funny.

Do you think you could make one for me, just not homo and with this picture.

It was a sig from a year ago... I never used it last year, and by coincidence I found it.
I felt a little edgey this season...

I'll figure out something with that pic--

At 12/17/05 10:28 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: Fli do you keep on making these sigs, i love how original and offending they are.

But original and funny.

Do you think you could make one for me, just not homo and with this picture.

I thought about it...
"Feck off dug-- I'm a Scot." (Hopefully correct in Patter slang...)

I liked it-- but composing the picture is difficult cause you can't see the pic when it's resized.

Perhaps someone else wants to take a crack at it?

At 12/17/05 11:22 PM, fli wrote: I felt a little edgey this season...

I think it's at least as edgy as the one you were asked to remove.

At 12/18/05 12:11 AM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 12/17/05 11:22 PM, fli wrote: I felt a little edgey this season...

I think it's at least as edgy as the one you were asked to remove.

I wasn't asked...
It was taken off.

Only because people got all crazy and started to jump on the band wagon.
I had it for several months, and since then I've seen several similar sigs like the one I displayed here and there on NG.

At 12/18/05 12:27 AM, fli wrote: I wasn't asked...
It was taken off.

That's right.

Only because people got all crazy and started to jump on the band wagon.
I had it for several months, and since then I've seen several similar sigs like the one I displayed here and there on NG.

Yeah, there was quite a thing going. I don't think it's such a hot button right now, though.

At 12/17/05 02:41 AM, stafffighter wrote:

Gay marriage is for everyone, to be sure. However, I only want to see one of the honeymoon videos.

This is where I think bi-sexuals have it good. They can watch a straight porn and enjoy everybody

You're goddamn right.

Had a party last night. Seventy beers, eighty eight jello shooters, and more jager-bombs than you can shake LadyGrace at.

And people kept insisting on throwing up in my woods...like I don't have a bathroom.

I still have codeine tablets left over from last night...which is starting to become a mantra I find myself saying more and more.

Question: Why is it so fucking hard to find Maria Muldaursongs on the internet? And why is it so hard to find Maria Muldaur albums in stores? I've asked around...and most stores can't even special-order her albums for me.

I had many jager bombs last night but there was no woman shaking anything. Apparently I'm doing it wrong

At 12/18/05 01:13 AM, -Michael- wrote: LadyGrace makes my keyboard really sticky. Thanks for the new webcam material.

Hahah, no prob... but that picture isn't me. ;)

At 12/18/05 01:24 AM, _FLAGG wrote:

This is where I think bi-sexuals have it good. They can watch a straight porn and enjoy everybody

You're goddamn right.

It's a well-known fact that bis have more fun. It's a damned shame I'm limited to one gender. I'm not necessarily opposed to the idea, but I've never found a man attractive.

Had a party last night. Seventy beers, eighty eight jello shooters, and more jager-bombs than you can shake LadyGrace at.

You lucky bastard. I have virtually no offline social life.

Question: Why is it so fucking hard to find Maria Muldaursongs on the internet? And why is it so hard to find Maria Muldaur albums in stores? I've asked around...and most stores can't even special-order her albums for me.

I'm afraid I can't help you there. I've actually never heard of Maria Muldaur. What style of music does she play, and what songs has she performed that I might recognize?

At 12/18/05 01:43 AM, LordXanthus wrote:

At 12/18/05 01:24 AM, _FLAGG wrote:

This is where I think bi-sexuals have it good. They can watch a straight porn and enjoy everybody

You're goddamn right.

It's a well-known fact that bis have more fun. It's a damned shame I'm limited to one gender. I'm not necessarily opposed to the idea, but I've never found a man attractive.

That's just because you've never seen me. You come to Amherst, Virginia...and we'll rock out with our cocks out.
And I so mean literally.

I've actually never heard of Maria Muldaur.

Aw.

What style of music does she play, and what songs has she performed that I might recognize?

She's a bluesy sort of folk-singer. I can't think of anything you'd know her from, though. She did several songs with The Jim Kweskin Jug bang...including gems like 'I'm a woman' and 'Big fat woman blues'.

At 12/18/05 01:40 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 12/18/05 01:13 AM, -Michael- wrote: LadyGrace makes my keyboard really sticky. Thanks for the new webcam material.

Hahah, no prob... but that picture isn't me. ;)

No, but your real picture is even more amusing.

So... if that's not her, then who IS the mystery girl in the photograph, because she's HOT!

At 12/18/05 02:01 AM, Dr_Arbitrary wrote: So... if that's not her, then who IS the mystery girl in the photograph, because she's HOT!

The real Grace is hotter. I say this in full awarness she will never sleep with me.

At 12/18/05 12:01 AM, fli wrote:

At 12/17/05 10:28 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: Do you think you could make one for me, just not homo and with this picture.

Perhaps someone else wants to take a crack at it?

Fuck, I don't know.

At 12/18/05 02:07 AM, stafffighter wrote: The real Grace is hotter. I say this in full awarness she will never sleep with me.

HOTTER!!??!!??!

Hey, Grace, I'm sorta like a war hero, and you know, if you don't cater to my every whim... that makes you... kind of a terrorist. Just FYI. Oh, and if people see you hanging out with me, they'll think things like, "Wow, look at that girl, she sure is patriotic, and stuff"

At 12/18/05 01:47 AM, _FLAGG wrote: That's just because you've never seen me. You come to Amherst, Virginia...and we'll rock out with our cocks out.
And I so mean literally.

You got a picture? If I think you're hot, I'll be honest about it. You would probably do well to expect disappointment and heartbreak, though. :D

She's a bluesy sort of folk-singer. I can't think of anything you'd know her from, though. She did several songs with The Jim Kweskin Jug bang...including gems like 'I'm a woman' and 'Big fat woman blues'.

I don't believe I've ever heard any of her work, or that of The Jim Kweskin Jug Band, but I do sort of likem jug bands, and the song titles seem interesting enough. Perhaps I'll look into it at some point. I'm not sure what good that would do me though, if her work as as hard to come by as it sounds.

At 12/18/05 02:21 AM, LordXanthus wrote: Fuck, I don't know.

That's pretty damn good. His name looks a lil blurred though...

Now for a lil sexual innuendo from Mike Tyson's Punch out!