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I'm convinced that the secret to world peace rests in maury. You get george bush, tony blair, kim gon ill, osama bin laden, any other leader you can think of, put them on that show and tell them none of them are the kids dad. They'll be dancing and high fiving, possibly hugging, true harmony will have been reached

At 12/8/05 03:01 PM, stafffighter wrote: They'll be dancing and high fiving, possibly hugging, true harmony will have been reached

Right before Bill Gates nukes the studio.

At 12/8/05 03:01 PM, stafffighter wrote: I'm convinced that the secret to world peace rests in maury. You get george bush, tony blair, kim gon ill, osama bin laden, any other leader you can think of, put them on that show and tell them none of them are the kids dad. They'll be dancing and high fiving, possibly hugging, true harmony will have been reached

George W. Bush...you are....not the father!

*Crowd goes wild*
*President of Mexico throws a chair at Maury*

At 12/8/05 03:04 PM, -FestiveDrunk- wrote: Right before Bill Gates nukes the studio.

At 12/8/05 03:04 PM, _FLAGG wrote: George W. Bush...you are....not the father!

*Crowd goes wild*
*President of Mexico throws a chair at Maury*

Rofl.

A fitting conclusion to another great saga. How fortunate that I even got the last word, after the mod locking the topic.

At 12/8/05 01:39 PM, LadyGrace wrote: I think the only real artist with regards to that program is the programer. Whoever he/they were, were amazing.

To me, he'd be more like the paint brush factory. The computer is the artist, the user is the director, the program is the painting equipment, the programmer is the painting supply factory.

But enough of that, I guess.

But... you said all those nude pictures you sent me were "art." o_O

<.<
>.>
Hey, look over there!
*runs away*

I had 6 years of private art lessons... if I can't make a decent picture with Terragen, I'm going to be fuckin' pissed.

At 12/8/05 03:36 PM, Gunter45 wrote: A fitting conclusion to another great saga. How fortunate that I even got the last word, after the mod locking the topic.

Tee-Hee!
I'm mentioned...

You guys are fucking bastards.

At 12/8/05 07:55 PM, Banta_Claus wrote: You guys are fucking bastards.

duh

At 12/8/05 07:55 PM, Banta_Claus wrote: You guys are fucking bastards.

well actually i was born in wedlock and since i'm still a virgin i am not a fucking bastard.

i consider myself more of a jolly green giant

hey can you guys give me a link to a sig maker. other then my lack of talent in this subject i was wondering where i could get one made because the Sig crews seem to have disapeared.

At 12/8/05 08:27 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: hey can you guys give me a link to a sig maker. other then my lack of talent in this subject i was wondering where i could get one made because the Sig crews seem to have disapeared.

The SSM is back just click the link in my sig text.

At 12/8/05 06:58 AM, Dr_Arbitrary wrote: Hey, has anyone heard of zubbles? Some scientist figured out how to make colored bubbles and they'll be on sale this spring. I'm looking foward to wonderful days of being known as "that fag who's always blowing bubbles on the smoke deck."

strange, though i've seen something like that where it's this liquid where you blow it like a bubble, and it makes bubbles, but when it hits air or whatever it hardens into this kind of dried laytex paint...so you have these sticky bubbles that are sometimes coloured

At 12/8/05 01:51 PM, stafffighter wrote: Getting women naked is an art form in and of itself

really? i find that women's clothes seem to fall off all the time when i'm around them.

*hides scissors behind back*

At 12/8/05 09:55 PM, MALforPresident wrote:

really? i find that women's clothes seem to fall off all the time when i'm around them.

*hides scissors behind back*

Play fair like the rest of us and just use alcohal

At 12/8/05 11:47 PM, -Michael- wrote: HAHAHAHAHA it wouldn't last 5 minutes with these ban happy mods.

*bans* oh look, he's right :p

Today is Year Zero. It is truly the dawn of a new era. I'll post pictures when I get them e-mailed to me. This truly will be worth the suspense.

I am so codeined out.

I drank like ten beers, and did two huge codein tablets that a man at a party handed me.
Yes, ladies and gentlemen...I take drugs that are handed to me at parties, without knowing (until later) what I'm taking.

So I do the pills, drink the beer, smoke some reefer on the way back here.
And now I don't even know what's going on. Seriously. I keep losing things, and cussing in my silent house about how I'm smoking too many cigarettes.

I want to go to bed...but I have to wash dishes first.
So I'm actually procrastinating bed-time, in the name of putting off the dishes.

Oh yea. I watched 'Head of State', and laughed my ass off.

I wonder how many milligrams those pills were.
I wonder if 'fucking huge' is a proper medical dosage.
I wonder if 'Head of State' is actually funny, or am I just wasted.

At 12/9/05 03:32 AM, _FLAGG wrote:
I wonder if 'Head of State' is actually funny, or am I just wasted.

You're just wasted

At 12/9/05 04:22 AM, stafffighter wrote:

At 12/9/05 03:32 AM, _FLAGG wrote: I wonder if 'Head of State' is actually funny, or am I just wasted.

You're just wasted

Goddamnit. I knew it.

I started suspecting something was up, when Chris Rock made me laugh.

That's how they get you...they feed you the codeine, and next thing you know, you're laughing at black stereotypes, and thinking the rap music in the background 'isn't that bad'.

At 12/9/05 03:32 AM, _FLAGG wrote: Yes, ladies and gentlemen...I take drugs that are handed to me at parties, without knowing (until later) what I'm taking.

Sounds like an adventure :P

Meh, opiates are over rated. They basically put happy cartoon sun in the sky, which is fine for other people I guess, but if I was trying to be happy I wouldn't be doing drugs. I use drugs to alter my perceptions, and in the case of pot I treat it almost like a legweight for my brain. When I'm not completely stoned (which is never. I "train" a lot) I'm a fucking genius. When I'm stoned, I'm just smarter than average.

BTW, I came across a really sweet half ounce of Red Hair/Christmas Tree 'Dro wednesday, and it's so potent I've barely noticed a stomach virus that left the rest of my family incapacitated. I've thrown up and had the shits, but otherwise I feel fine.

This is a HUGE fucking deal, because I have a Spanish final today and I HAVE to go to class. This is at least the second time I would probably fail Spanish if not for some sweet herb.

Meh, I'm just going to drink nothing but water and not eat, and hopefully I'll sail through.

Thanks for the pot Jah.

At 12/9/05 08:44 AM, Banta_Claus wrote: This is a HUGE fucking deal, because I have a Spanish final today and I HAVE to go to class. This is at least the second time I would probably fail Spanish if not for some sweet herb.

Make some kind of over-elaborated spy camera transmissor thingie and I'll give you the answers.

The WRONG answers, that is! Mwahahaha!

I got a letter in the mail from Canada Border Services Agency. It seems they now want me to come in for an interview, which I am assuming means I passed the written test.

w00t, one step closer to becoming Canada's first line of defense against smugglers and old ladies on shopping trips to the United States.

At 12/9/05 12:42 PM, Bancer wrote:
w00t, one step closer to becoming Canada's first line of defense against smugglers and old ladies on shopping trips to the United States.

Do you get a mountie hat?

Would it be a bad idea to use "Blow Me" as the title of my whistle blower paper for my white collar crime class?

At 12/9/05 02:10 PM, BeFell wrote: Would it be a bad idea to use "Blow Me" as the title of my whistle blower paper for my white collar crime class?

Well that is what you'll say when you're arrested for a white collar crime

At 12/9/05 02:10 PM, BeFell wrote: Would it be a bad idea to use "Blow Me" as the title of my whistle blower paper for my white collar crime class?

It would set a pretty interesting tone for the rest of the paper. Go for it.

At 12/9/05 02:10 PM, BeFell wrote: Would it be a bad idea to use "Blow Me" as the title of my whistle blower paper for my white collar crime class?

1. it's an interesting title
2. it gets the reader's attention and leads them to want to read your paper
3. it's a clever pun on the idea of a whistle, so it does go inline with what you're talking about

I say go for it. Most likely, your teacher will love the title.