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It's a joke, Chris.

At 9/25/03 07:02 PM, TheShrike wrote: It's a joke, Chris.

What are these "joke" things I keep hearing about? Are they like gerunds or something?

Well Im not suprised that you've never heard of one.

A man walks into a bar.

ouch

At 9/25/03 09:53 PM, stafffighter wrote: ouch

Ouch what? One word posts that explain nothing make my brain hurt!

At 9/25/03 09:39 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: A man walks into a bar.

..Called "The Stallion". In the back of the bar is an actual stallion. So the man walks up to the bartender, and says "I bet you 20 bucks I can make that horse laugh" and the bartender says "horses don't laugh. You're on." So the man walks over to the horse, whispers something into it's ear, and sure enough, the horse is laughing his balls off. The man walks back to the bar, and says to the bartender "Double or nothing I can make that horse cry" and the bartender says "You may have been able to make a horse laugh, but how can you make a horse cry? Youre on". So the man walks back to the horse, whispers something in its ear, and then shows it something. Sure enough, the horse starts crying. The bartender says "well, you got me fair and square, howd you do it?" and the man says "First I told him my cock was bigger than his. Then I proved it."

Ah, no class for a few days. This week has been a real bitch; between hockey and homework, ive had almost no sleep. By the way Shrike, about that thread I made, it wasnt really meant to be that funny; I was making a subtle attack at all the retards who bash Bush with illogical bullshit. So, whats the word folks? Almost 4000 here...wow!

I know what you were aiming for, but in the end, it was another silly ass Bush thread.

At 9/25/03 10:20 PM, aviewaskewed wrote:

At 9/25/03 09:53 PM, stafffighter wrote: ouch

Ouch what? One word posts that explain nothing make my brain hurt!

If a man walks into a big steel bar, it's guna hurt.

At 9/26/03 12:37 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:
If a man walks into a big steel bar, it's guna hurt.

We have a winner! So, ya, im bored today. Its a good day because I slept in till now!!!

A man walks up to the bartender. He says I bet you $10 I can pee in a shot glass and not get any anywhere else. The bartender thinks its imopssible so he tells the man he is on. Then the guy pess in the glass then all over the bar as the shot overfills, and the bartender laughs. The batender tells him to pay up and the man goes one second. he walks over to a table and comes bacvk and pays the bartender. Both men are smiling, and the bartender asks why he is smiling even though he lost the bet. The man replys, I bet that table over there $100 that I could pee all over the bar and you would laugh.

Well, this has been a strange, difficult, complicated week. F-1 is in town, so that's going to be fun. I had to go to the gathering down at Scottish Rite Cathedral to welcome all of the foreign money into Indianapolis -- you know, because for some reason races that these people have in their own countries just lack the elegance of 100,000 drunk hicks.

Thats funny, hey can I join the politics crew?

At 9/26/03 11:42 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: Thats funny, hey can I join the politics crew?

That's funny. Hey, no.

Bastards. Does anyone think that Bush will wake up one moring and think, why the hell am I still in Iraq? And then think why the hell am I in office still?

Hes not the one in iraq and he's still in the office because propaganda and his brother in florida.

Oh ya I forgot, thanks for the refersher, its been such along time since he was elected, or it seems that way. HAs anyone noticed the newgrounds bbs going offline more and more?

Nevermind.

The bbs seems to go these phases were it decdides to fuck up 1 post on 2. I guess its that time of the month again...

W00T! L3V3L !!11!!.

I like the boxing glove better than the black hand with the iron knuclkes though.

At 9/27/03 09:31 AM, mrpopenfresh wrote: W00T! L3V3L !!11!!.

I like the boxing glove better than the black hand with the iron knuclkes though.

True. The Lv12 one is the best though.

4000th Post goes too... Me!

Yes post 4001. Anyways, did anyone else hear that Madona and Britney are making a music video together where Madona is a dominatrix and lures Britney into her domain.

At 9/27/03 02:32 PM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: Yes post 4001. Anyways, did anyone else hear that Madona and Britney are making a music video together where Madona is a dominatrix and lures Britney into her domain.

Yes! Post 4002... Alright, lets stop counting. And yay! Where can i get it?

They havent finished it, or atleast havent released it yet. Im sur ethere are gonna be a lot of boys watching it for "educational" pruposes, homework for media class.

I shall probably watch it too... Education... Yes...

At 9/27/03 02:06 PM, bumcheekcity wrote:
True. The Lv12 one is the best though.

No way; level 16 is the best looking. Anyways, just a reminder: Cletus fer Gubnor! I reckon he's a goodin. Um, ya. So, looks like the BBS will be up for a little bit again...(?)

At 9/27/03 04:32 PM, BWS wrote: No way; level 16 is the best looking.

What's level 16?

At 9/27/03 08:20 AM, RugbyMacDaddy wrote: Nevermind.

Yeah, if you bother to read Wade's posts...you'd know it's just the servers being all stressed and what not...should be corrected soon.