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At 11/8/05 05:43 AM, Gunter45 wrote: I'm sick of it, I've been told, mainly by my brother, to just "take it," and I'm not going to do it anymore.

Fuck me, every time I try to open up about my feelings, my own mind tells me to take it. There's nothing I can possibly do with my life aside from 'take it'. Fuck I hate that. I hate pretending to be normal and happy all the time. It's not me.

So, I guess this is good bye for a little while, not too long, hopefully. I'm not going to go away for a year or anything, but hopefully a couple months to where I can at least get ahold of things.

Very sorry about what's going on, hope you get things sorted out. See yuh.

W00t, I got a letter in the mail today from Canada Border services Agency about my summer job application. They have invited me to write the Border Services test next weekend, which is the next phase in the hiring process.

Imagine that, if I got a gun and badge?

At 11/8/05 12:59 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote:
Imagine that, if I got a gun and badge?

A Life Membership to the NRA is only $750 dollars away.

At 11/8/05 05:29 AM, Gunter45 wrote: I don't have any friends like I feel like I can talk to about personal stuff.

I can relate to you with this. I don't have many friends either. Personally, I'm just very discriminating when it comes to people I get along with. Sometimes people are either too flakey, or they're too serious or their senses of humor just aren't compatible. Either way, it's good that you're going to fix your life. Recently I've noticed that so many people's lives are getting royally fucked. I might be breaking up with my boyfriend, one of my good friend's moms has been diagnosed with cancer and doesn't have long to live, another one of my friends was drugged by guys who thought it would be funny and he overdosed (he's alive, thankfully), everyone just seems to be in a really negative mood. So, it's good you're taking control. I'm going to miss you for the time you're away. Don't do anything stupid like escape into drugs and alcohol and stuff like that. Good luck. Peace.

At 11/8/05 05:43 AM, Gunter45 wrote: So, I guess this is good bye for a little while, not too long, hopefully. I'm not going to go away for a year or anything, but hopefully a couple months to where I can at least get ahold of things.

I wish you well on your journey to find yourself.

(I know it sounds corny, what else am I supposed to say? "I'll pray for you?")

At 11/8/05 12:59 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Imagine that, if I got a gun and badge?

It's a Canadian border patrol job?

So What's the worst that could happen? You wind up getting hassled by some old lady crossing the border for cheaper prescription drugs? XD

At 11/8/05 05:20 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 11/8/05 12:59 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Imagine that, if I got a gun and badge?

It's a Canadian border patrol job?

So What's the worst that could happen? You wind up getting hassled by some old lady crossing the border for cheaper prescription drugs? XD

No no, it would be little old ladies coming into Canada with expensive prescription drugs. Why woudl I stop people going into the US, I stop people who are coming into Canada, make sure they pay their duties etc.

I know it's 4 days late but happy bonfire night everybody!

i wish you luch gunther and even if you have cut your christian ties i will still pray for you and hope you make your peace with god.

But yeah, emotions are a bitch huh.

Thank god i don't have any.

It's nice to finally get a phone call from someone who's accent I can understand.

At 11/8/05 07:22 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: It's nice to finally get a phone call from someone who's accent I can understand.

Psh.

As if the time I phoned you wasn't sex on a stick.

Don't you hate inviting a bunch of people to a gig, only to have 2 people show up?

It was only open mic night, so they only missed 2 songs, but I needed to play it to get an actual paying gig at the place. I wanted them to see that I had the ability to pack a place. I even got confirmations from all of these people! *Sigh* that's what friends are for.

Pisses me off...

Yikes, Gunter.

Feel free to send an email or whatnot. <3 and stuffs.

well gunter...i really hope you get everything together, and i'm sure all will come out well for you! but my thoughts are with you dude. good luck!

in other news, the user (some of you migh remember..but most wont) thisisasignin called me one day out of the blue

actually i was talking to him on AIM the other day and my catch a call goes off (i'm on 56k dialup) and this sickly voice was there...and i'm like "wtf" and he's like "its thisisasigin..felix" and i'm like "holy crap dude, whats up?!" and we talked then after a while he's like "woah..you singed off AIM" and i'm like "you kicked me off the net, i'm on dialup" and we bitched about dailup. it was hot.

either way, at this moment is on a 26hr trip from the US to Manilla to be with his fiance. They are engaged and are moving into a new house together! his girly friend is really pretty and really nice. i'm happy for them both.

allpro apparently is engaged as well.

and format and j3nnica have just moved to a new city and are gettin' hitched as well.

At 11/8/05 11:52 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: I thought McCarthyism would be an okay topic for a paper, but I'm having issues explaining certain points. When it's double-spaced and I have to keep it under 10 pages, it's kinda hard. The assignment was to take an event where there was mass hysteria and compare it to Salem in 1692.

If you translate to interweb speak, I think you can fit it in.

McCarthy was a total noob, he blammed all teh commies when they were actually very 1337. This r liek Salem, when the Puritans blammed the witches cuz they no had pen0rs.

Zeke, Brian.

THANKS FOR THE BACK MASSAGER!

The card reads:
Und jetzt alle zusammen : "Wie schön, dass du geboren bist, wir hätten dich sonst sehr vermisst!"

Gans, Gans herzliche Glückwünsche!

(in english [well, via babelfish, in any event] it says)
And now all together: "as that you are born, we would have otherwise very much missed beautifully you!"

Goose, goose congratulations!

I can only guess that germans are as strange as porn suggests.

And yes, that is a Mr. Biggles picture frame. Complete with ears.

You guys didn't send ME a vibrator, what the hell?

>:\

Nice package, dewd. I MEAN THE POTATOS, ASSES.

At 11/9/05 01:43 AM, TheShrike wrote: Zeke, Brian.

THANKS FOR THE BACK MASSAGER!

The card reads:
Und jetzt alle zusammen : "Wie schön, dass du geboren bist, wir hätten dich sonst sehr vermisst!"

And now everyone together: "How beautiful is your birth, that we would have otherwise missed you."

Gans, Gans herzliche Glückwünsche!

Lots and lots of jolly good wishes!

I love getting a chance to apply the german I'm spending $6000 a year to learn.

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Gunter, good luck.

At 11/8/05 07:22 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: It's nice to finally get a phone call from someone who's accent I can understand.

I meant to call back, but alas... I got side-tracked. I sat down and started practicing pentatonic scale, and the next thing I knew it was past my bed time. ^_^*

At 11/9/05 01:49 AM, Maus wrote: You guys didn't send ME a vibrator, what the hell?

For a minute there-- that looked like a pez despenser...

Holy Crap Gunter...
Just hold on there.

I can relate to you with feelings of frustration, depression, and even anxiety. I don't even have to tell them to you. Fenrus said the right thing when he first said, "WTF?" I know how you feel to have a nuclear type of family, and the only thing I can advise you is to hang on there.

Only thing I can suggest to you is that try to get out of the house more often, and hopefully your family will have enough sense to attempt to fix their problems with the most effective and pratical way: family counseling.

Even if that doesn't happen, you might as well attempt to get counseling for yourself. That will help you greatly to vent out. You will do yourself a greater service to attempt to try to do some self discovering of yourself (in everyday normal activities... drugs will just make things harder, you know...)

For the quickest but temporary solution...
Just get out of your house, and watch a movie and hang out with friends.
Do some community service-- sure it sounds real "pussified" of me to say, but you get a sense of accomplishment.

Anyways,
with love-- Enrique

Look who's back (just for an instant though...)
To tell us a message from the future to the past:

At 11/9/05 01:43 AM, TheShrike wrote: Zeke, Brian.

THANKS FOR THE BACK MASSAGER!

Wow, I didn't think you would get that so fast, the United States Postal Service pwns Europe's.

Skunk won't be back from rioting in France until Friday.

I notice you didn't include the bateries in the picture and vibrator seems somewhat shiny...

At 11/9/05 11:01 AM, fli wrote:

At 11/9/05 01:49 AM, Maus wrote: You guys didn't send ME a vibrator, what the hell?

For a minute there-- that looked like a pez despenser...

Now, now, don't worry we have already begun Christmas shopping with Maus and Fli in mind.

At 11/9/05 11:01 AM, fli wrote:

At 11/9/05 01:49 AM, Maus wrote: You guys didn't send ME a vibrator, what the hell?

For a minute there-- that looked like a pez despenser...

What kind of sick pez do you eat, man?

At 11/9/05 03:01 PM, BeFell wrote: I notice you didn't include the bateries in the picture and vibrator seems somewhat shiny...

Dang. I been caught!

At 11/9/05 03:04 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 11/9/05 03:01 PM, BeFell wrote: I notice you didn't include the bateries in the picture and vibrator seems somewhat shiny...

Dang. I been caught!

When my wife saw the picture you posted she pointed out just how truly disturbing the combination of furry picture frames, vibrators, chocolate and German geese is. I the effect was purely unintentional I assure you.

>.>
<.<

At 11/9/05 03:09 PM, BeFell wrote: The effect was purely unintentional I assure you.

Yet entirely too erotic for words.

I got back a paper I handed in for Global politics a few weeks ago. It was a critical reading summary. My mark.... 50%.

At 11/9/05 06:00 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: I got back a paper I handed in for Global politics a few weeks ago. It was a critical reading summary. My mark.... 50%.

your fucked.
Majorly.

But maybe you can get it mark so you don't get burned.
How many weeks do you have left in the term

Maybe if you work your hardest, buckle down.
And no more Newgrounds.

You'll pass a hair on your ass.
like a rat on grass.