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At 11/6/05 08:54 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 11/6/05 08:53 PM, hellsgift wrote: im a regular to this forum but not to this particular thread. but i love political arguments and i thought that there would be some people of intellect an this thread, so i just started posting on here

80 posts does not constitute a "regular" in any forum.

so? it's not like im going to stop posting any time soon so i might as well be a regular. also im about to move and i don't know when i'll be able to come back on this site so im expresing my views on every forum that seems intresting

At 11/6/05 08:53 PM, hellsgift wrote: i love political arguments and i thought that there would be some people of intellect an this thread, so i just started posting on here

If you paid any shitwink of attention, you'd know that this thread has nothing to do with politics.

And being that I'm barely considered a regular (and not at all a regular in many people's eyes being that I stopped coming for 2 whole years) and I have 1000+ posts, you are not a regular. So go elsewhere and comeback after a couple hundred posts, +100 in IQ, and some semblance of good grammar.

At 11/6/05 08:57 PM, hellsgift wrote: so? it's not like im going to stop posting any time soon so i might as well be a regular. also im about to move and i don't know when i'll be able to come back on this site so im expresing my views on every forum that seems intresting

That's nice. Please understand that some forums have protocol. The one for this thread is don't post here until you are a regular. 'Might as well be' may be good enough for guvvamint work, but not here. Okay.

At 11/6/05 08:54 PM, LadyGrace wrote: 80 posts does not constitute a "regular" in any forum.

neither does only being around for 7 days.

You know what I just realized, I was here 2 days before Maus.......I'm more of a regular than a mod.

*high fives self*

At 11/6/05 08:33 PM, MoralLibertarian wrote: Yo, anyone have facebook? I'm Phil Ruane at UMD. Be my friend

Just signed up. Been pestered by people from my own college, so now I'm fully equipped.

*Friended*

At 11/6/05 08:57 PM, hellsgift wrote:

At 11/6/05 08:54 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 11/6/05 08:53 PM, hellsgift wrote:

so? it's not like im going to stop posting any time soon so i might as well be a regular. also im about to move and i don't know when i'll be able to come back on this site so im expresing my views on every forum that seems intresting

no offense but i'm not even considered a regular yet due to thier obvious jealusy of my good looks, intillengence and great PENIS.

It has been far too long to go without the "quasi-regular inductions" that I used to love so. It's because I see so many new, low-post people that I haven't been in Poli for a while.
I hope you all aren't slacking on your duty to thin the herd.

At 11/6/05 09:07 PM, marchingtyrants wrote: ZOMG! PEN0r! YOU FAG! no pen0r and pussy allowed here!!11

On the contrary, there's more of that here than in the general forum....

At 11/6/05 08:59 PM, DamienK wrote:

At 11/6/05 08:53 PM, hellsgift wrote: i love political arguments and i thought that there would be some people of intellect an this thread, so i just started posting on here

If you paid any shitwink of attention, you'd know that this thread has nothing to do with politics.

And being that I'm barely considered a regular (and not at all a regular in many people's eyes being that I stopped coming for 2 whole years) and I have 1000+ posts, you are not a regular. So go elsewhere and comeback after a couple hundred posts, +100 in IQ, and some semblance of good grammar.

well if YOU paid a shitwink of attention to what i just posted, or what i have posted on this thread you would notice that i havent posted anything on this thread even remotly related to politics (exept that one time when i posted something about weed, but that was before i had taken the time to read the first post) and that i stated that i wasn't going to stop posting anytime soon, so i might as well be considered a regular. oh and by the way, MY IQ IS OVER 100!

At 11/6/05 08:35 PM, MALforPresident wrote:

At 11/6/05 08:33 PM, MoralLibertarian wrote: Yo, anyone have facebook? I'm Phil Ruane at UMD. Be my friend

i have friendster and myspace...but no facebook.

I'm on Myspace too

did you hear they're trying to make a highschooler type facebook?

Yeah, that's gay

man you guys are way to uptight about this posting stuff. did it ever occur to you people that mabey a regular could be someone that PLANS to stay around for a few years? it's not like i have a better way to improve my typing skills or keeping my writing skills in check at the same time

I got a Facebook (highschool):

Actually, im not gonna post my name and cell phone number.

At 11/6/05 09:18 PM, hellsgift wrote: did it ever occur to you people that mabey a regular could be someone that PLANS to stay around for a few years?

No, that's not what a regular is at all. Read a book kid.

And if you plan to stay for a few years, good, post here then. But if I were you, I'd commit e-suicide SithPineapple because it'll be really hard to gain respect after this.

hellsgift: Tips

Proper punctuation and capitalization.
Post more frequently in politics.
Don't insult other users.
Don't take others too seriously.

Everyone has some initial resistance joining up. Improve your posting skills, gain some experience, and don't quit the forum. You will be a regular, provided you gain the respect of the other users.

At 11/6/05 09:23 PM, DamienK wrote:

At 11/6/05 09:18 PM, hellsgift wrote:

No, that's not what a regular is at all. Read a book kid.

And if you plan to stay for a few years, good, post here then. But if I were you, I'd commit e-suicide SithPineapple because it'll be really hard to gain respect after this.

wait a minute, hold the phone. This is sithpineapple, where the hell is fli.

At 11/6/05 09:25 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: You will be a regular, provided you gain the respect of the other users.

But, granted, probably not.

At 11/6/05 09:30 PM, LadyGrace wrote: But, granted, probably not.

It's always fun to see how long the hope can survive.

Yeah. It's, like, the most important thing in the world. In fact, in order to become a regular, (or a half-regular, dunno) I had to give up life and confined myself to a cave in the peripheria of Santiago. I got there with nothing more than a laptop with wi-fi connection and a machete. Now this cave is my home. I feed upon my ever-growing nails and drink the pulp I obtain from pounding the ground with my head. I think I've started to grow a tumor.
In fact, I think I've developed schizophrenia, as my friend, Mr. Juan Gonzalez may confirm. He's inside my head and he tells me to burn things.
But other than that, things are going great. I've torn my clothes into shreds in order to build an altar for my laptop, and I'm close to 2,000 posts. Maybe I will be a mod someday.

My life expectance may have went down a few decades or so, but I'm a regular now.

At 11/6/05 09:33 PM, Empanado wrote: I'm a regular now.

And the envy of all your alternate personalities.

At 11/6/05 09:33 PM, Empanado wrote: Now this cave is my home. I feed upon my ever-growing nails and drink the pulp I obtain from pounding the ground with my head. I think I've started to grow a tumor.

is it bulbis? wait til it's ripe and ready for eating. : D

I've torn my clothes into shreds in order to build an altar for my laptop, and I'm close to 2,000 posts. Maybe I will be a mod someday.

HOW DO U POWER IT?!? (laptop)

My life expectance may have went down a few decades or so, but I'm a regular now.

Hahaaha.. aye.

I just thought this thread was for unconstipated users. That's only reason i don't post here so often : (

At 11/6/05 09:33 PM, Empanado wrote:
My life expectance may have went down a few decades or so, but I'm a regular now.

It's ok. Texans have low life expectancies anyways.

At 11/6/05 09:30 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 11/6/05 09:25 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: You will be a regular, provided you gain the respect of the other users.

But, granted, probably not.

Ya know, you saying just made me laugh a little. Do you respect me?

At 11/6/05 09:46 PM, Judge_Dredd wrote: HOW DO U POWER IT?!? (laptop)

Oh, I just use my... Eh...
You wouldn't like to know.

At 11/6/05 09:46 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: It's ok. Texans have low life expectancies anyways.

GO TO HELL AND DIE.

At 11/6/05 09:28 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: wait a minute, hold the phone. This is sithpineapple, where the hell is fli.

Hahahah, sorry, I was missing a VERY important word there.

I meant to say Sithpineapple style

Apologies for any confusion, like anybody really cares.

At 11/6/05 09:46 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: It's ok. Texans have low life expectancies anyways.

GO TO HELL AND DIE.

Damn right.

At 11/6/05 07:07 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

Then it'll upgrade to group orgy. You'd better show up on time!

Did I mention I was having a sale on custom made bondage restraints?

Because I am having a sale. And by sale I mean I'll cut some 1 inch straps, dye them glossy black, rivet buckles and retaining rings on them, punch them full of holes, and sell them to you.

Did you see Family Guy tonight? I about peed myself.

The opening scene had Osama Bin Laden delivering a taped address in a cave. He said, "To all infidels in America, you will be punished....blah blah blah....on the first day of Radaman." Everyone starts laughing and he does too, saying, "What did I just say? Radaman? What is that? Oh my gosh. Rada- Rad- Radam- blwlbjlkf"

That was only the beginning.

At 11/6/05 09:53 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 11/6/05 09:46 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: It's ok. Texans have low life expectancies anyways.

GO TO HELL AND DIE.

Damn right.

Argh, I'm sorry Gunt, you're getting the raw end of this deal:

At 11/6/05 09:53 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 11/6/05 09:46 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: It's ok. Texans have low life expectancies anyways.

GO TO HELL AND DIE.

See? Al Pacino agrees with me, so fuck off.
You're a fuck-suck.

Anyways. I just finished watching what was probably one of the trippiest movies I've seen in the year. Don't know the name... it was about a bunch of people who somehow ended up inside some giant fourth-dimensional structure... a hypercube or something... lots of space-time paradoxes and the like. By the end it gets really fucked up. Seen it? No?

At 11/6/05 09:23 PM, DamienK wrote:

At 11/6/05 09:18 PM, hellsgift wrote: did it ever occur to you people that mabey a regular could be someone that PLANS to stay around for a few years?

No, that's not what a regular is at all. Read a book kid.

And if you plan to stay for a few years, good, post here then. But if I were you, I'd commit e-suicide SithPineapple because it'll be really hard to gain respect after this.

what thats it? no snappy retort or anything of that nature? the best thing that you can come up with is " no read a book kid"? that makes no sense at all. and i guarentee you that i have read more books than you, you intellectual pygmy. also, i didn't see anything in the first post that said MUST HAVE OVER 1000 POSTS TO POST ON THIS THREAD) i figured ( since there were no specific directions) that being on here for over two weeks and plannig to stay a while would make me a regular. mabey if you want to weed out the newbies then you should put up some better instructions.
p.s. don't be such a asshole. learn to chill out and don't take things so seriously.