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At 10/12/05 11:29 PM, DamienK wrote: ...Plus I have lesbian parents, so since one couldn't take the other's name, I was just given both. The result is a very crappy last name. What am I bitching about, I'm probably going to change my name someday.

DamienK,

Then which name do you legally consider your last name? Biological father, biological mother, or adoptive mother?

When I was preparing the legal papers for our baby last year, we decided that it should take my last name and also his mom's biological maiden name. (like the Spanish tradition.)

Although we do plan to get legally married in the future (when the time comes)...
We don't plan to take each other's last name. We've opted what my mother has done:

Keep the last name.
That's right, my mother has never taken on the married name. It still bugs my father a bit. My sister plans to do the same, and this is causing some grief to her boyfriend. (He's planning to propose.)

I wasn't willing to take my husband's last name.
And he didn't want to take my last name either.

But we had plans that once our baby was born, he'll be the next biological parent in line. And that kid will take his last name and mother's maiden name.

At 10/13/05 01:50 PM, red_skunk wrote: My food pyramid over the past month. The pasta is perhaps a little off, but otherwise I think I'm acclimating to the diet nicely enough.

I pretty much live on pasta. I've been making a lot of spaghetti/capelinni bolognese and linguine/fettucinni alfredo. I've been experimenting with different pastas and sauces just to mix things up.

And Funk, uncorrupted doesn't mean you're 100% good or evil. If what you say is true, then you're 100% corrupted. And what caused you to suddenly want to elope with a mormon girl? Drunken stupor, perhaps?

At 10/13/05 02:45 PM, Gunter45 wrote: I pretty much live on pasta.

I feel horrible. And it's not just the cheap wine. Way too much starch.

Anyways, I yoinked the roomie's camera for a second, since mine is still in the shop. They better have it done by the time I return to the states. Christ. It's so much cooler in person. ;-)

At 10/12/05 11:18 PM, BeFell wrote: There was a hypnotists at my classes graduation party.

You had go carts and video games? What kind of swanky party is this?

And you had a hypnotist to? Lol, at least I got to see a chick flash everyone. She is just a whore who was acting and even admitted it to her friends later and I talked to the friend and she admitted she was acting.

But, hey, tits are tits. Cant complain :P

At 10/13/05 03:53 PM, FAB0L0US wrote: But, hey, tits are tits. Cant complain :P

Yes, this is true.

At 10/13/05 02:31 PM, fli wrote:

At 10/12/05 11:29 PM, DamienK wrote: ...Plus I have lesbian parents, so since one couldn't take the other's name, I was just given both. The result is a very crappy last name. What am I bitching about, I'm probably going to change my name someday.

DamienK,

Then which name do you legally consider your last name? Biological father, biological mother, or adoptive mother?

Actually my combined name is just my mother's plus my other mother's. I'm the product of sperm banks : ). And I consider both my last name. For example (not my name due to mass internet paranoia) if my name was Damien Smith-Smitherson I consider Smith-Smitherson to be my last name.

It sucks, because people always get my last name. I'm always Smiths-Smitherson or Smith-Smithersons, or Smiths-Smithersons, and of course the worst is First Name: Smith, Last Name: Smitherson.

My name sucks.

At 10/12/05 05:57 PM, DamienK wrote: fender splattercaster and my washburn hollowbody.

Nice...

It's great, every body hated the splat-paint guitars when they came out and so the prices on it were so low. I tried it and it sounded and looked great. It's tone was much darker than any strat I'd ever played, and I dislike really treble-y tone. Then after I got it, everyone thought it was the coolest guitar in the world wondering where I got it.

Sound's like it's got a different body wood then. If it was traditional alder (what Strat's are normally made of) then it would have that high-trebly sound strat's are known for. It's probably something like basswood. Not a bad choice, but it's softer than alder and a little bit heavier too.

(I say basswood because that's the only other wood I know for sure strat's are made of...)

I have a acoustic modeling guitar by yamaha (the kind you can stick your arm through) but it's broken at the moment. I have a 30 year old hand-me-down Alvarez classical, I was really lucky with that one.

Again, cool.

I have an Ibanez SDGR bass, not so great but not so bad, my neighbor was selling it for cheap.

Sometimes you can a real prize doing that... I've got a friend who was at somebody's party once, and the host was BLITZED. He goes over to get something out of the closet, and my friend noticed a bass sitting there. It was an earlier 80's Kramer bass (emphasis on bass), vintage white body with black pickguard, and a Kahler whammy bar. My friend asked the host how much he wanted for it, and the host asked how much he had.

Would you believe that my friend got this bass for only $60?

I was also in the process of making payments on a beautiful brazillian classical and I really hope that the shop wasn't destroyed : ).

Now that would be something I would sit down and cry over.

I also have a conjoined twin of a guitar, no matter how hard I try I can't get rid of it. Goddamn shecter devil tribal guitar. What the fuck was I thinking?

I know a guy who may be interested in buying something like that... I'll put you in contact with him.

At 10/12/05 09:45 PM, stafffighter wrote: I was acting along with everything for the fun of it. Has anyone here been successfully hypnotized?

Came this close *holds thumb and forfinger a centimeter apart* on one occaison. I was using a hypnosis brain wave sound pattern from the Neural Noise Synth, and after about 4 minutes of listening to it I got just as calm and relaxed... then I realized I couldn't move AT ALL... I started freaking out to say the least.

At 10/13/05 03:00 PM, red_skunk wrote: I feel horrible. And it's not just the cheap wine. Way too much starch.

Yeah... I should have figured that would happen when we were talking about it last.

Anyways, I yoinked the roomie's camera for a second, since mine is still in the shop. They better have it done by the time I return to the states. Christ. It's so much cooler in person. ;-)

Okay... that is beyond cool.

At 10/13/05 03:00 PM, red_skunk wrote:

At 10/13/05 02:45 PM, Gunter45 wrote: I pretty much live on pasta.

I feel horrible. And it's not just the cheap wine. Way too much starch.

Anyways, I yoinked the roomie's camera for a second, since mine is still in the shop. They better have it done by the time I return to the states. Christ. It's so much cooler in person. ;-)

Yeah-- just a reminder folks.
For your free hardcore nude male needs,
just look at this pic to know where to go.

Oh my... is that Dag? Humm. Interesting coincidence...

At 10/13/05 04:34 PM, Proteas wrote: Would you believe that my friend got this bass for only $60?

Hah lucky bastard! I'd kill for a bass with a whammy bar, the only person I've ever seen play a bass like that was Claypool.

I know a guy who may be interested in buying something like that... I'll put you in contact with him.

Proteas, I love you!

It's actually not a bad guitar (cost about 600) or so. It needs a bit more work before I can actually sell it, I need to replace the pickup rings. All the electronics in the guitar are new because shecter equips their guitars with crap electronics. My main beef with it is how goth it makes me look, but if he's looking for that kind of guitar he should like it.

I was going to buy a new guitar sometime soon, I wanted to get a Les Paul. However, due to some unfortunate circumstances, I must now buy a new muscle car what has the big power. That car accident really messed things up pretty good.

At 10/13/05 04:43 PM, fli wrote: Oh my... is that Dag? Humm. Interesting coincidence...

Hmmm....maybe that's just his cousin Freddie.

~§~§~§~§~

Since I've got up until Wednesday off on vacation, I decided to a little cleaning around the house and cars--mainly the junk drawers and nooks and crannies we stick little doodads and thingamajigs in.

Between those, and my computer desk, and the furniture, I found a grand total of $51.57, not counting a 1952 silver dime, a Kennedy half dollar, a canadian quarter, a Wal*Mart gift card with $0.57 left on it, and a valid McMonopoly piece for a small McFlurry.

Who needs a savings account?

At 10/13/05 04:53 PM, Gunter45 wrote: I was going to buy a new guitar sometime soon, I wanted to get a Les Paul.

You could always buy an Epi Les Paul while you wait.

At 10/13/05 04:46 PM, DamienK wrote: Hah lucky bastard! I'd kill for a bass with a whammy bar, the only person I've ever seen play a bass like that was Claypool.

Good luck. He called up two or three local music shops asking if they still made whammy bars like that, and the end result usually was the music store clerk laughing hysterically and hanging up on him. I think one said "They haven't made those since '85."

I know a guy who may be interested in buying something like that... I'll put you in contact with him.

Proteas, I love you!

No problem... I emailed him, he should be contacting you soon. Here's his myspace.

My main beef with it is how goth it makes me look, but if he's looking for that kind of guitar he should like it.

He's a schecter freak anyway...

At 10/13/05 03:30 AM, red_skunk wrote:

At 10/12/05 07:41 PM, BeFell wrote: Honestly if both of your parents are idiots are the odds you aren't.

Are the aren't are you?

I also mispelled hyphenated.

I'm a busy man and word processing falls under the responsibility of my secretary.

At 10/13/05 05:28 PM, DamienK wrote: You could always buy an Epi Les Paul while you wait.

Eh, I'd rather wait till this summer when I start pulling down $15 /hr, then I could just grab myself a real Les Paul. I've never really liked the way Epiphone Les Pauls sound, it's just kindof off. Besides, I'm looking to get one with an ebony fretboard, they play like maniacs, I had the privilege of jamming on a friend's and it is unreal.

At 10/13/05 03:00 PM, red_skunk wrote:

Anyways, I yoinked the roomie's camera for a second, since mine is still in the shop. They better have it done by the time I return to the states. Christ. It's so much cooler in person. ;-)

I love you. That shit is fucking awesome.

At 10/13/05 07:26 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 10/13/05 03:00 PM, red_skunk wrote:

Anyways, I yoinked the roomie's camera for a second, since mine is still in the shop. They better have it done by the time I return to the states. Christ. It's so much cooler in person. ;-)

I love you. That shit is fucking awesome.

and now, thanks to fli's obsession with hardcore mansecks, we found out that pretty much every gay man in euroland will now be hitting on you.

I had no idea that's where the DAG Devil came from. Funk found the image, did he not?

At 10/13/05 10:31 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I had no idea that's where the DAG Devil came from. Funk found the image, did he not?

I blame Shrike.

At 10/13/05 10:48 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 10/13/05 10:31 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I had no idea that's where the DAG Devil came from. Funk found the image, did he not?

I blame Shrike.

arent mormons not supposed to look at those websites?

At 10/13/05 10:52 PM, MALforPresident wrote:

At 10/13/05 10:48 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 10/13/05 10:31 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I had no idea that's where the DAG Devil came from. Funk found the image, did he not?

I blame Shrike.

arent mormons not supposed to look at those websites?

Aren't mormons not supposed to look at these websites?

There's gay sex here too! Though I guess you have to really look for it.

At 10/13/05 11:05 PM, DamienK wrote: Aren't mormons not supposed to look at these websites?

as long as they makes the moral choice NOT to play the violent and sexual games or veiw the violent or sexual or anti jesus movies...sure they can

There's gay sex here too! Though I guess you have to really look for it.

i'm sure there's enough gay secksing references in the BBS for it to be concidered horribly horribly homoerotic.

At 10/13/05 11:15 PM, MALforPresident wrote: as long as they makes the moral choice NOT to play the violent and sexual games or veiw the violent or sexual or anti jesus movies...sure they can

And that leaves only this submission

i'm sure there's enough gay secksing references in the BBS for it to be concidered horribly horribly homoerotic.

I was thinking of the many homoerotic flashes in the portal, not even counting the barney crew films......evil.

At 10/13/05 11:23 PM, DamienK wrote: I was thinking of the many homoerotic flashes in the portal, not even counting the barney crew films......evil.

You can tell Drew Pickels is wild in the sack... I mean, what? Who said that?

Anyway, I had my creativity going tonight, I was sending some care packages to people and I was trying to think of creatively bizzare pictures to draw with funny captions. As a result, I couldn't stop thinking off really funny stuff afterwards and now, I have it, the eureka. I have an awesome idea for a flash movie and it's too good to just storyboard and leave for dead halfway through, as most of my ideas end up. That is all I will say, I'm going to set out working on it tomorrow, script work and storyboarding mainly. I think a good week of getting that done will be sufficient and then I'll start animating. I'm going to take my time with this one.

At 10/13/05 05:32 PM, BeFell wrote: I'm a busy man and word processing falls under the responsibility of my secretary.

... Your wife?

At 10/13/05 10:31 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I had no idea that's where the DAG Devil came from. Funk found the image, did he not?

Totally not the original image / place of. And eh, gay connotations are always fun. I plan on outlasting the website anyway. =\

At 10/14/05 01:56 AM, red_skunk wrote:

At 10/13/05 05:32 PM, BeFell wrote: I'm a busy man and word processing falls under the responsibility of my secretary.

... Your wife?

At 10/13/05 10:31 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: I had no idea that's where the DAG Devil came from. Funk found the image, did he not?

Totally not the original image / place of. And eh, gay connotations are always fun. I plan on outlasting the website anyway. =\

Perhaps so--
but I'll never let you live it down.

Cheers...

I may have a tat of it too.
I even considered it a long time ago too.

In one hand, it's pretty ugly. But also cute.
I would only get it on my tricep though... cause I can hide it easily.

Tatoos.... the thing I've been thinking about lately (if I had the money) was mabey getting both arms done with green ultra-violet ink to look like a wire-frame CGI character. I'd be an interesting spectacle in shortsleeves under black light. XD

At 10/14/05 10:49 AM, Proteas wrote: Tatoos.... the thing I've been thinking about lately (if I had the money) was mabey getting both arms done with green ultra-violet ink to look like a wire-frame CGI character. I'd be an interesting spectacle in shortsleeves under black light. XD

i've been meaning to get a tatoo and a tongue peircing. but i never have enough money since every peircing/tatoo place that is at least safe to to go is pretty far away from me and i've never got gas in my car. and if i cant pay for half a tank to go someplace. what are the chances of me dishing out more money to get a tatoo or a peircing, eh?

At 10/14/05 11:10 AM, MALforPresident wrote:

At 10/14/05 10:49 AM, Proteas wrote: Tatoos.... the thing I've been thinking about lately (if I had the money) was mabey getting both arms done with green ultra-violet ink to look like a wire-frame CGI character. I'd be an interesting spectacle in shortsleeves under black light. XD

i've been meaning to get a tatoo and a tongue peircing. but i never have enough money since every peircing/tatoo place that is at least safe to to go is pretty far away from me and i've never got gas in my car. and if i cant pay for half a tank to go someplace. what are the chances of me dishing out more money to get a tatoo or a peircing, eh?

Don't get a tongue piercing.
I had it, and it messed up two of my teeth.

I didn't know they were cracked, and after a long time, I needed two root canals. And my god, that was pain-- because the dentist couldn't numb it. The only way to numb it was drill as fast as possible to the nerve, and then shoot it with the novacaine stuff.

Get nipple rings.
They're fun. But don't go all crazy and stretch it out (that looks weird.)
12 gauge is good. Although recently, I accidently got caught at the door and my nipple was literally ripped off. (I was running, when I brushed up against a door nook.)

By far the best peircing is the Prince Albert.
It only hurts for a second and then there's zero pain.
The fastest piercing to heal. And it's stimulating both ways.

'bmezine'-- ubercool, and you can read stories and see pictures.

Hey fli, props for the new sig.

By the way how do you think I'd look with an earing? I've been toying with the idea for a while.

It's a crappy picture from an old concert but its all I could find. I'm curious to see what you guys think.