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At 9/14/05 09:47 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 9/14/05 09:44 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: penis

PENIS

Now why does this sound familiar...

At 9/14/05 09:47 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 9/14/05 09:44 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: penis

PENIS

pen0r

Haven't any of you foriegn kids ever played the penis game?>=(

My penis's named Zed.

This really hot german chick gave my penis this awsome name: Klein. I guess Klein is funny since she laughed whenever she said it.

omg den deutchen stimmung

At 9/14/05 09:53 PM, BeFell wrote: Haven't any of you foriegn kids ever played the penis game?>=(

I'm not foreign, but I have played the game, I always won. We played during class, I have a couple of secrets.

if this is the game i think you're thinking of.

At 9/14/05 10:27 PM, seventy-one wrote: I'm not foreign, but I have played the game, I always won. We played during class, I have a couple of secrets.

if this is the game i think you're thinking of.

Dude... You're totally gay.

At 9/14/05 10:31 PM, red_skunk wrote:

At 9/14/05 10:27 PM, seventy-one wrote: I'm not foreign, but I have played the game, I always won. We played during class, I have a couple of secrets.

if this is the game i think you're thinking of.

Dude... You're totally gay.

No, you try to yell PENIS as loud as you can without getting caught by the teacher. I don't know what you were thinking of...

No.

What kind of game are you talking about? I'm not very familiar about the penis game. Does it involve anything homosexual? Do you play this during class or in the washroom or at home? During class, you should concentrate on you work or at least put some moves on the chicks in your class. I think the last thing a girl wants to see a guy doing is a guy playing the "Penis Game."

At 9/14/05 10:36 PM, red_skunk wrote: No.

holy flying anus clit robin!

where the hell have you ben skunk?! i havn't seen or talked to you (...i dont think i normaly talk to you anyway) in a long time....or have i just not been around.

either way, hola.

and wraith - glad to see you back man! even if it is a day late

At 9/14/05 09:51 PM, FAB0L0US wrote:

At 9/14/05 09:47 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 9/14/05 09:44 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: penis

PENIS

pen0r

Clitoris

At 9/14/05 11:09 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 9/14/05 09:51 PM, FAB0L0US wrote:

At 9/14/05 09:47 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 9/14/05 09:44 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: penis

PENIS

pen0r

Clitoris

boobies

At 9/14/05 10:33 PM, seventy-one wrote: No, you try to yell PENIS as loud as you can without getting caught by the teacher. I don't know what you were thinking of...

That's what I was talking about. Don't mind skunk he just has some pent up hostility with the word penis (daddy touching issues).

At 9/14/05 11:09 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 9/14/05 09:51 PM, FAB0L0US wrote:

At 9/14/05 09:47 PM, BeFell wrote:

At 9/14/05 09:44 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: penis

PENIS

pen0r

Clitoris

I was walking one night to my room from the bus and these people behind me started playing the penis game, so I yelled out clitoris to them without turning around either. They talked amongst themselves to make sur ethat they werent just hearing things and that I infact did say it, then they burst out laughing.

Since this group is catholic tell them you will go only if an alter boy gives you head along with the priest. Guarentted 100% success rate of keeping them away from you forever. They will be walking along and will turn and run when theys ee you after that.

Nobody saw Ingus? Man, my joke went completely over everyone's heads.

At 9/13/05 05:47 PM, red_skunk wrote: I always keep my books, because first of all - I didn't read them, but I really want to someday; and because they are mostly good poli sci crap, that I'll always be able to use for future reference, research, etc.

Psshh...
I gave my books away to the library used book store because I couldn't sell them back.

Text books are so expensive.
And take up so much room...
And it's all about the same thing.
bla, blah...

Goddam Norton... Why do they have publish 'the definitive edition' every friggin semester?

How many copies of the same collection of essays, poems, and stories do I need? What's worse... a few teachers I had in the past wouldn't let you enter the class without proof that I bought your book.

Ah,
there are savvy students like me: buy, and then return it.
And use older (and free) editions, and library copies...

I want to have a cool library someday. Floor to ceiling shelves, with lots of leather furniture. I'll go there to smoke my pipe, and I'll have a smoking jacket. All of you are welcomed. Well, the house-trained ones at least..

Its fun selling my books to my neighbours, they are returning ones the bought from the bookstore to buy mine cheaper.

Humm....
It would had been interesting tomorrow.

Minute Men wanted an open forum at Mexican Heritage Plaza (not far from I live), in San Jose.

September 16 is Independence Day for Mexicans, of course.

I was ready to miss classes and go, just for the sake of being part of an open forum (of course, I would be talking if possible...)

The Minute Men said something to this effect: "Well, we only recognize American Holidays, so if you're upset, then kiss my ass." Of course what they were planning to do would be as stupid as the KKK holding up an open forum on Martin Luther King Junior Day.

It's just plain stupid...

Well anyways, I'm all disappointed. I already told the teachers I wouldn't be in for the 16th. Then all of the sudden the Minute Men, despite having guns, paniced and said they're concerned for their safety.

Common sense kicked in the last minute I guess...
Man, I popped all this popcorn for nothing.
I guess I have to settle watching Jerry Springer than...

At 9/15/05 11:21 AM, fli wrote: September 16 is Independence Day for Mexicans, of course.

I thought that was Cinco de Mayo? Is that something else?

At 9/15/05 11:59 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 9/15/05 11:21 AM, fli wrote: September 16 is Independence Day for Mexicans, of course.

I thought that was Cinco de Mayo? Is that something else?

Cinco de Mayo isn't even recognized over there in Mexico...
It's mostly an American holiday.

Lemme explain.
During the 60s and 70s, farm workers were being abused all over the Southwest.
No bathrooms. Being sprayed with chemicals. Raped in fields. No drinking of water. No hourly wages. No holidays, etc.

It was terrible.
And this was the time when Ceaser E Chavez and the Latino Movement came in to provide Civil Rights to migrant workers.

They needed something to motivate people.
So someone went to a Mexican history book and found Cinco de Mayo.
They read how the poor Mexican peasents fought against Napolean's army with a bunch a rakes and hoes... and won.
So Chicanos took this really insignificant holiday in Mexico, and made it really big in the Southwest. California, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, etc... anywhere with big Mexican populations.

It was symbolic of the migrant workers struggle. They were the poor peasents with only the hoes and rakes... and the US was the big army of Napolean's.

And since then, Cinco de Mayo has become a big major tradition in the United States (or at least, for beer companies...)

Me, I don't like Cinco de Mayo. Very commercialized. Very beer orientated... most Chicanos have no idea what this holiday is about, or the fact that this isn't Independence Day. (Some Chicanos believe it is Independence Day, sadly)

But yeah,
most Mexican parents of Chicano children don't really celebrate Cinco de Mayo, and then pull out the guns on September 16...

And both Chicanos and Mexicans are totally confused about each other.

Anyways,
Yeah.
Cinco de Mayo = American.
(like the burrito and fajitas, BTW)

September 16 = Mexican.

At 9/15/05 11:59 AM, LadyGrace wrote: I thought that was Cinco de Mayo? Is that something else?

Cinco de Mayo was when the Mexicans beat the French into a bloody pulp. The French were basically try to collect debts from the new government and they were sent packing.

something funny about america,

September 17th is Constitution Day. all federally funded public schools must have a constitution day event during this day. since it falls on a saturday, they may choose to hold the festivities on friday, september 16th.

i never even heard of constitution day...but we have it, that's from some message in our school news bullitin thingy they have every day

At 9/15/05 12:22 PM, fli wrote: So Chicanos took this really insignificant holiday in Mexico, and made it really big in the Southwest. California, Texas, New Mexico, Arizona, etc... anywhere with big Mexican populations.

My elementary school held a large Cinco de Mayo celebration each year and kids were bussed in from other schools to participate. There were dancers and tortilla making and a lot of indian stuff too for some reason, probably because Mexicans aren't that interesting.

I do have one memory that sticks out in my mind though, we were all shoved into the gym were some women were performing some kind of twirly dance and I got bored so I started doing my little belligerent third grader dance and some bitchy not even a teacher (office assistant or something) came over and yelled at me for not respecting their culture. That really pissed me off because if their culture was so great then why don't they go back to Mexico and be cultural... but leave the tortillas. Of course I'm an asshole about such things...

At 9/15/05 05:18 PM, BeFell wrote: That really pissed me off because if their culture was so great then why don't they go back to Mexico and be cultural... but leave the tortillas.

Umm, you can love your culture and background without having to love every aspect of it. Like you might be proud your American because of it's Democracy, quality of life, and cultural aspects, but not support some of it's politics, economics, history, etc etc.

I think she had every right to stop you from acting immaturely.

At 9/15/05 05:46 PM, night_watch_man18 wrote:

I think she had every right to stop you from acting immaturely.

She should have respected my culture of being an immature jackass.

At 9/15/05 05:53 PM, BeFell wrote: She should have respected my culture of being an immature jackass.

I hate those immature, jackass Mormons.... I say we commit genocide.

WHO'S WITH ME!!!!!

At 9/15/05 05:54 PM, night_watch_man18 wrote:

At 9/15/05 05:53 PM, BeFell wrote: She should have respected my culture of being an immature jackass.

I hate those immature, jackass Mormons.... I say we commit genocide.

WHO'S WITH ME!!!!!

That's not respectful but I respect your right not to respect mine.

At 9/15/05 05:56 PM, BeFell wrote: That's not respectful but I respect your right not to respect mine.

*and with that, Night went on to destroy every race on Earth because everyone respected his own beliefs, despite disagreeing with them*

The End.

At 9/15/05 12:25 PM, Gunter45 wrote: something, what ever

ANOTHER GUNTER! ^^ <3
Well. I might just call myself gunther, but STILL.