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At 9/12/05 02:42 PM, stafffighter wrote: I don't want to sound emo here so I'll point out that I'm angry, not sad

I spend all those shit filled nights with her after she found out her boyfriend had a fucking harem. she in turn is now in it knee deep for some guy she's known roughly a month saying that all I did for her made her feel even more deeply for me as a friend. Once again doing all the things women say they want has fucked me over. I need to start falling for sane women

You're like her gay friend.=P

My guess is you were too timid. And didn't do anything that would move you from the friend realm to the boyfriend. A friend conforts through speach where as a boyfriend keeps his mouth shut and just conforts through physical contact such as a hug and listens and agrees as she whines. Basically shut the fuck up and hold her. Of course then you run into moral implications of being a comforter just in the hopes of getting some nooky that's more of an internal struggle depending on what kind of person you are but it may have damaging effects on the relationship.

You're probably best off just looking for a complete stranger to woo. Of course to do that first you'll have to visit a barber.

Being the shoulder to lean on will never get you nookie unless she already had a crush on you. And maybe not even then.

That's all there is to it. If you try to fit the shape of a friend, that's what you become.

Women say they want a guy who can be their friend and then when they get it that's all you fucking are to them. I'm agreeing with Befee here, I'm too fucking timid. I need to make it very nessesary to see me. Of course I don't know how to do this without being a pussy hound so my theory going into this is that being a nice guy blows

At 9/12/05 03:13 PM, TheShrike wrote: That's all there is to it. If you try to fit the shape of a friend, that's what you become.

Not just that, but sometimes certain women just aren't attracted to some guys sexually. Like my best friend Ralph. Back when we first started getting to know eachother, there was no way I was going to be like... HEY LET'S DATE! But I've always had that "you're more like a friend" thing from guys all the time. You just have to be patient for the right person to come along. If you try and rush it, or you want to date someone for the sake of dating, then you're not going to find someone that's really good for you. Discretion! It's all about discretion.

Befeel is giving you advice. I'd say you're in deep shit.

At 9/12/05 03:35 PM, red_skunk wrote: Befeel is giving you advice. I'd say you're in deep shit.

He has a wife, which tells me he learned how to con at least one woman

At 9/12/05 04:08 PM, stafffighter wrote: he learned how to con at least one woman

I've said this before, but It'll bear repetition.

You've got to change your attitude towards women.

At 9/12/05 02:19 PM, red_skunk wrote: Hey, they have beer with pot here. It's, liek, the third ingredient. I told my parents, and they wondered if they have it in Canada also? Night-man-whats-yer-face?

*shrug* I haven't heard of it. Pot is still illegal in Canada, so I doubt they would be able to sell it on the market legally. Then again, we're not allowed to have Absinthe, but I think it's available (through smuggling and the black market, not in stores or through government approval).

At 9/12/05 04:08 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 9/12/05 03:35 PM, red_skunk wrote: Befeel is giving you advice. I'd say you're in deep shit.

He has a wife, which tells me he learned how to con at least one woman

You'd be surprised how little I've figured out. I do know two things though, when a woman is upset her significan other conforts through physical contact and talking, no matter how insightful or sensative will get you absolutely no where.

The problem is initiating the physical contact and having it accepted. I've even done it and I have no fucking clue how I did it. It may just be an isntinctive act and the difficulty would be allowing yourself to get past your rationalization telling you "don't do it."

At 9/12/05 02:42 PM, stafffighter wrote: I need to start falling for sane women

Yeah, I'm done with dating the crazy's. Sure, they can be a lot of fun, but a freakin headache to deal with. Of course, I'm not saying "crazy" as in, "oh, she acts/talks/dresses/thinks wierd" kinda deal, I mean the scientifically "I have to take meds or I'll kill myself" kind.

Damn my love of Psychology... it's what draws me in. That and... well, the crazy sex.

At 9/12/05 04:27 PM, night_watch_man18 wrote: I mean the scientifically "I have to take meds or I'll kill myself" kind.

I don't mind the girls with pyschotropic meds and are out and out with it... I knew a girl last semester who was Bi-Polar and very open about it. She was seeking treatment, taking her medication, and was just the coolest girl I ever met. If she wasn't pregnant and already had a boyfriend, I would have asked her out...

It's the girls who just do random and bizzare shit for no apparent reason at all that I've had it with. I've got enough issues with blood pressure as it is, I don't need to hang around with those who increase it anymore than necessary.

At 9/11/05 10:39 PM, Empanado wrote: We need a new catchy penis-related quote to bring a new sig-hype.

Suggestions?

Here's a crappy yet politically-related phrase that I came up with off the top of my head

"Writing a letter to the government is all about taking your mouth and putting it where your pen is."

At 9/12/05 04:14 PM, TheShrike wrote:

I've said this before, but It'll bear repetition.

You've got to change your attitude towards women.

Dude I would love nothing more than to have a woman to respect and to show my poetry to. but one has to see me as a fucking man first

At 9/12/05 05:29 PM, stafffighter wrote: Dude I would love nothing more than to have a woman to respect and to show my poetry to. but one has to see me as a fucking man first

Poetry?

I'm still betting it's the beard.

Bah, sex is for fags.

At 9/12/05 05:29 PM, stafffighter wrote: Dude I would love nothing more than to have a woman to respect and to show my poetry to. but one has to see me as a fucking man first

Hint: Cut it with the poetry and start a novel. The only places where women don't question the sexuality of a man once they know he writes poetry, are the places where poetry doesn't exist. Like, Canada or something.
In the other hand, all manly men write novels. Horror sci-fi post-modern novels with zombies, and monsters, and ninjas, and explosions, and ninjas riding exploding zombie monsters.

Anyways. Saw Sin City the other day. Now I know that hobbits are evil and eat people.

At 9/12/05 07:29 PM, Empanado wrote: In the other hand, all manly men write novels. Horror sci-fi post-modern novels with zombies, and monsters, and ninjas, and explosions, and ninjas riding exploding zombie monsters.

This is the sort of thing that someone could write somewhere, then underneath it, put a dash, followed by your name.

At 9/12/05 02:42 PM, stafffighter wrote: I don't want to sound emo here so I'll point out that I'm angry, not sad

I spend all those shit filled nights with her after she found out her boyfriend had a fucking harem. she in turn is now in it knee deep for some guy she's known roughly a month saying that all I did for her made her feel even more deeply for me as a friend. Once again doing all the things women say they want has fucked me over. I need to start falling for sane women

Then stop being being a friend. Women like friendly guys. Women aren't attracted to friendly guys. This could help you get the idea.

At 9/12/05 04:19 PM, night_watch_man18 wrote: *shrug* I haven't heard of it. Pot is still illegal in Canada, so I doubt they would be able to sell it on the market legally. Then again, we're not allowed to have Absinthe, but I think it's available (through smuggling and the black market, not in stores or through government approval).

My friend bought Absinthe from the liquor mart last year. It's not illegal here, it's just not commonly carried. I think you have to specially request it.

At 9/12/05 07:55 PM, Elfer wrote: This is the sort of thing that someone could write somewhere, then underneath it, put a dash, followed by your name.

Hawt. Let's secks.

At 9/12/05 08:08 PM, ScrollButtons wrote: http://www.doubleyourdating.com

Eh, sounds like one of those penis-enlargement pills websites.

At 9/12/05 08:14 PM, Empanado wrote: Eh, sounds like one of those penis-enlargement pills websites.

Chemical free, I guarantee. It's mostly about what goes on in your big head to get it goin on for your little head.

At 9/12/05 08:14 PM, Empanado wrote: Eh, sounds like one of those penis-enlargement pills websites.

Listen to him. Hes tried everything on the face of the Earth. He knows his shit.

And he is a success story to. From microscopic to macroscopic! This guy would be proud of you!!

At 9/12/05 02:42 PM, stafffighter wrote: I don't want to sound emo here so I'll point out that I'm angry, not sad

I spend all those shit filled nights with her after she found out her boyfriend had a fucking harem. she in turn is now in it knee deep for some guy she's known roughly a month saying that all I did for her made her feel even more deeply for me as a friend. Once again doing all the things women say they want has fucked me over. I need to start falling for sane women

I'm sorry Staff.
You were the rebound, and it sucks.

If you seen American Dad this Sunday, then you must had seen this part: Hayley dumps her boyfriend because he wasn't assertive enough. The father Stan Smith teaches the ex-boyfriend on how to be 'a man' so that she would go back to him and stop sleeping with his boss. So the boyfriend gets all macho and then Hayley gets back with him.

He acts bad towards her and she says to her mom, "He's so much more assertive."
Just imagine the dialogue more or less like this, I can't remember it exactly. But more or less:

"He's so much assertive."
"Isn't he!"
"I bet he can even hit."
"Oh yeah, he may even hit you."
"Ohh Yeah! I may even get a black eye. If he does hit me, we'll just say I was trying to fix a door knob."
"Then somebody opened the door, and it hit your eye."
"Just perfect."
"So perfect..."

I know I got it wrong, but it was like this.
Then I thought, "You know, there's so much truth in this. Women are attacted to assholes, and when they are with one, they complain about wanting a good guy. When a good guy comes, they get bored and get with another asshole."

You were the good guy Staff.
Well, the only advice I can present you is this: don't be so readily available. Especially emotionally.

Act you don't want her. Try to be out of reach.
Try, I don't know... being gay (just do the sterotype).

I kid, I kid...

From my experiance, both sexes like to play conquest games.

Once you're out of reach, the more she'll want you.
I've seen this happen with women around me. Many are cool, but then there are the ones who have crushes on me.

Not because I'm handsome. (I'm good looking, but no Brad Pitt)
Not because I have a perfect bod (I got girth alright... but I'm working on it.)
Not because I'm a good guy (I am really. Just like you...)
But because I'm not obtainable.

When was in the tenth grade I overheard some girls talking in my history class:

"Yeah he pushed her out of a moving car and she had to go the the hospital"

"Is she going to leave him?"

"I don't know, I hope so, I want to ask him out."

"Yeah he is so hot."

At 9/12/05 07:05 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Bah, sex is for fags.

Greatest quote ever.

So I went indoor rock climbing today. My fingers are really fucking tender and my arms are uber sore. :( It was fun though. They also had week old rot weiler puppies. They were so fucking adorable.

At 9/12/05 11:42 PM, LadyGrace wrote: They also had week old rot weiler puppies.

Were they EVIL rottweiler puppies?

At 9/12/05 11:42 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 9/12/05 07:05 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Bah, sex is for fags.

Greatest quote ever.

So I went indoor rock climbing today. My fingers are really fucking tender and my arms are uber sore. :( It was fun though. They also had week old rot weiler puppies. They were so fucking adorable.

?

What type of establishment features both rock climbing and rotweiler puppies?
What other stuff did this place have?

At 9/12/05 11:10 PM, BeFell wrote: When was in the tenth grade I overheard some girls talking in my history class:

"Yeah he pushed her out of a moving car and she had to go the the hospital"

"Is she going to leave him?"

"I don't know, I hope so, I want to ask him out."

"Yeah he is so hot."

i've lost all faith in humanity :'(

or was there faith in the first place?

At 9/12/05 11:49 PM, Empanado wrote: Were they EVIL rottweiler puppies?

Nope, just cute little baby puppy puppies.

At 9/13/05 12:19 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: What type of establishment features both rock climbing and rotweiler puppies?
What other stuff did this place have?

The owner of the place keeps his dogs with him in the place, and those two dogs had puppies. So they keep the puppies at the studio because they're still suckling on their mother's teats.

Man, things are looking up. At least financially, anyways.

Father came back. After all those deaths up at AP Hill, this summer (along with an accident that my father had, in his van. When I say 'accident', I mean he back over a two foot tall sign, leaving a dent in his bumper), the government decided my father was no longer a viable option.

But! Upon his first week back at the Plantation, Superior Interiors (the family construction business) started grinding back into the routine.
We've now so much work, we don't know what to do with ourselves. It's not enough work for the four of us, and we're looking for at least two new full-time employee.
'Full-time' employee means we can't hire some mexican, or some vagrant out of a newspaper. It's long term, so we need real people.

I don't trust many people, when it comes into letting them into our company. Everyone wants a fucking job, until you give them one...and then it's excuse after excuse as to why they can't show up that day, or why they can't work seven days a week.

Regardless, the need for new employees is not the point. The point is that we've seven large garages, at least three slum-housing projects, and two custom-built homes to start, all in the next week. I'm going to be making so much money, I won't know what to do with myself.

Superior Interiors is becoming a common name, all over Virginia. I think that's pretty good, for a four-person company that spends a grand total of zero dollars a year on advertising.

Starting a small business is hard. We've done this for several years, now. Only now, in 2005, are we starting to reap the benefits. But, the potential for us to be all be disgustingly snobby upper-middle class folks is just around the corner.

And I'll so fucking drink to that.

At 9/13/05 01:16 AM, _FLAGG wrote: Regardless, the need for new employees is not the point. The point is that we've seven large garages, at least three slum-housing projects, and two custom-built homes to start, all in the next week. I'm going to be making so much money, I won't know what to do with myself.

Donate some to a needy student... *cough*....

And I'll so fucking drink to that.

Dammit all, I drank the last of the booze in the apartment on Sat night. Sounds great though Flagg.