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At 9/11/05 07:42 PM, fli wrote: I talk from experiance.
It's a second of pain, and then none what so ever.

Whatever motivated you to pierce your wang?

I think the real question is, why is a pierced wang called a Prince Albert?

At 9/11/05 08:50 PM, Gunter45 wrote: I think the real question is, why is a pierced wang called a Prince Albert?

Because it's in a can? o_O

At 9/11/05 08:56 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Because it's in a can? o_O

WELL YOU'D BETTER LET IT OUT!

he shoots, he scores!

At 9/11/05 05:46 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: SEND. NOW.

Send me your info and I'll see what I can do... probably get that in the mail this week about the same time as Red's guitar picks. :-)

At 9/11/05 08:50 PM, Gunter45 wrote: I think the real question is, why is a pierced wang called a Prince Albert?

"I bet that was his last wish... 'Victoria, I'm dying. I want you to name a hall and a bolt through the cock after me. Go, go my darling that will be your secret!' " -- Robin Williams on the subject of body piercing.

Just got back from the business meeting at church... the bastard in charge is still in charge, and I'm looking at finding another church. This really sucks, because the one I go to has been our family's church since I was 8 years old. It feels like a part of me has died.

My brother and I left ruts in the gravel parking lot when leaving though. DEEP ruts... close enough to flipping off a strapped-for-cash Church leader as you can get without actually having to extend one's middle finger. :-)

At 9/11/05 07:42 PM, fli wrote: I talk from experiance.

I suddenly know more about you than I ever wanted to know. Ever.

post #8888... subject? PENIS.

At 9/11/05 09:01 PM, Gunter45 wrote: WELL YOU'D BETTER LET IT OUT!

he shoots, he scores!

ZING!

alright something is seriously happening with my computer or this site, right now if you actually look at the bottom of the page, i'm not there, everytime i have to post a message i have to put my name, password and click the rules button, it's not that big a deal, it's just the fact that it gets freaken annoying as hell when your posting.

Plus the fact i can't even get into my yahoo email account.

At 9/11/05 08:56 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Because it's in a can? o_O

Oh shit, I got another one: "Not on the first date it isn't." Another variation would be, "Only if you're lucky."

At 9/11/05 09:33 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: problem

Sounds like cooki trouble to me, you can have one of mine.

At 9/11/05 08:50 PM, Gunter45 wrote: I think the real question is, why is a pierced wang called a Prince Albert?

Because Prince Albert was actually a penis with a piercing. I mean, DUH!

OMG DOUBLEPOST

So, I just finished watching this Star Wars marathon or something, 'cause I never quite watched any movie entirely. And I've got a tiny, eeny-tweeny question for you guys:

DO YOU REALLY LIKE THIS SHIT?

I mean, honestly, what's wrong with the world? How come there's BILLIONS of people mad about such a steaming pile of crap?
Episode IV? Crap. Episode V? Uber-crap. Episode VI? DER CRAPPEN. Episode I? Oh la la, LE CRAP.
I don't know what the hell is going on. Star Wars seems just like the Yu-Gi-Oh of the 70-80-90-00's. It's all "OMG LYK I INVOKE TEH FORCE OMG". And "My penis, I mean force, is bigger than yours". It's a crapfest.
I'm such a fucking moron for sitting through so many hours of this retardedness.

Seriously people, what did you SEE in those movies?

Anyways. So, new sig quote. Y'know, for some reason, I thought that I was having some kind of Sig Quote Cold War with Shrike, but I guess I was just paranoid. Whatever. We need a new catchy penis-related quote to bring a new sig-hype.

Suggestions?

At 9/11/05 10:39 PM, Empanado wrote: Seriously people, what did you SEE in those movies?

Back when they first came out they were the greatest in special effects. The story lines I think are still really fresh and interesting. And the actors are all around likable people. Of course this was the first three, before Lucas went back and tampered with them like the pretentious douche he is. The most recent three I didn't like at all. They were boring and pointless and covered very little ground for being so fucking long.

At 9/11/05 10:39 PM, Empanado wrote: Seriously people, what did you SEE in those movies?

I liked 'em plenty when I was a kid, but these days... I definitely see your pov.

Sig Quote Cold War with Shrike

LOL Is that what that was?

Suggestions?

There's plenty. Some reg once said "You can't beat the penis", or something like that. NO, not me. Although I might have done that, too. Anyway, it'd be moderately humorous out of context.

At 9/11/05 10:53 PM, TheShrike wrote: There's plenty. Some reg once said "You can't beat the penis", or something like that. NO, not me. Although I might have done that, too. Anyway, it'd be moderately humorous out of context.

You can try and beat the penis... but that only makes it stronger.

>_>
<_<

At 9/11/05 11:00 PM, LadyGrace wrote: You can try and beat the penis... but that only makes it stronger.

>_>
<_<

Eh. We're up to something here, but I guess it must be something spontaneous.

An idea comes to mind. We should'a create a Hype Factory. We'd manufacture catchy quotes, pics, fads and other NG stuff. We'd rule the content of General. They'd be our image-spamming monkeys.

Example: From now on, each time somebody posts a rant, we're gonna post a Photoshop of that guy from A Flock of Seagulls that reads "And I Rant. I Rant so far Away."

Funny eh? EH? EH?

... Fuck this. I need some sleep.

At 9/11/05 08:33 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Whatever motivated you to pierce your wang?

Well... remember you dyed your hair red?
It was fun, new, interesting...

Well, it was the same thing.
Except your hair is my penis.
And the red dye is my ring.

At 9/11/05 08:50 PM, Gunter45 wrote: I think the real question is, why is a pierced wang called a Prince Albert?

Well, there is a belief that the first man to get this was Prince Albert. He got it so that he could tie and strap down his penis so that he wouldn't bulge out of his tight tights.

At 9/11/05 09:16 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 9/11/05 07:42 PM, fli wrote: I talk from experiance.

I suddenly know more about you than I ever wanted to know. Ever.

Hey.
You're the one who has talked more about penese than I could. Ever.

Star Wars:

Just wait 20 years and watch the LOTR series. Then you will understand.

Prince Albert (adding onto fli's explanation):

"It is very difficult to ascertain the validity of this story, and the claim seems highly unlikely. No contemporary account of him adopting the practice has come to light, and many suspect that it was a myth invented by Doug Malloy who was chiefly responsible for popularising body piercing in the USA. (It has also been suggested that the name actually refers to Queen Victoria's grandson Prince Albert Victor. This theory probably stems from attempts to link Prince Albert Victor with the Jack the Ripper murders)."
http://en.wikipedia...ince_Albert_piercing

Lesson for the day:

It may actually be worth the money to pay someone to groom your Irish Wolfhound, rather than wrestling (literally) with a dog half again your size just to brush him. I have some nice scratches on my arm. The kind where the skin isn't broken, but it's all bruised in a scratch mark. :|

At 9/12/05 12:24 AM, Maus wrote: Star Wars:

Just wait 20 years and watch the LOTR series. Then you will understand.

That's assuming I liked anything Tolkenian to start with.

Also, no comments yet on my super-amazing-cool-fresh-rad-hardcore idea.

At 9/12/05 12:37 AM, Empanado wrote: That's assuming I liked anything Tolkenian to start with.

Or whatever fresh, new, and groundbreaking movie you think kicked large amounts of ass in the last couple of years. Apply the 20 year rule.

Blah.

At 9/11/05 11:00 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

You can try and beat the penis... but that only makes it stronger.

>_>
<_<

Grace, you have inspired me to beat my penis

I'm thinking the underside of my fore arm... I don't think it will expand or contract too much? And I know fli, re: making sure it's something I'll be able to stand for the rest of zee life. That's the hard part. Piercings are cool, but.. I feel like I missed the boat on that one. Because only having one piercing sucks balls, in my opinion. So I would have to get multiple ones in one go.. and then... meh.

I know from expereince that the right exersize can indeed expand the forarm considerably. If this particular concern dosen't apply to you then yeah it should be a safe area

At 9/12/05 04:24 AM, red_skunk wrote: I'm thinking the underside of my fore arm... I don't think it will expand or contract too much? And I know fli, re: making sure it's something I'll be able to stand for the rest of zee life. That's the hard part. Piercings are cool, but.. I feel like I missed the boat on that one. Because only having one piercing sucks balls, in my opinion. So I would have to get multiple ones in one go.. and then... meh.

From what I've seen and talked--
under arm can be bad.

either you get buff or fat. And unless you're working on it constantly, I've noticed that guys will sag right there. Even pecs will sag...

Perhaps the upper side of your arms? Not so much around the arms, but on the shoulder? (The deltoids)

It can be hidden, or displayed.

At 9/12/05 04:24 AM, red_skunk wrote: That's the hard part. Piercings are cool, but.. I feel like I missed the boat on that one. Because only having one piercing sucks balls, in my opinion. So I would have to get multiple ones in one go.. and then... meh.

Oh lord Zeke, for someone who is such a hippy you sure are a conformist. The gun issue was one thing, but now this? *shakes head*

Though I have to admit, I dyed my hair black when I was dating a goth-ish chick about two years ago. It looked like shit. I'm glad that wasn't permanent.

Piercings? Too much maintanence. Also, it can get addicting. Having one or two usually isn't enough, so you get another one, then another. Next thing you know, you'll have more metal in you than flesh. Though I have to admit, certain piercings can be fun if your partner has them ;)

Tats? Also can be addicting. I've considered, but I don't think I could pick one that I would want for the rest of my life. Also, the ink usually fades a bit and gets distorted over time, so it looks kinda crappy when you're older. Though I know an artist, so I could probably get one if I wanted it at a lower price. I was considering a gargoyle with no face but only blank eyes standing in a pose in just black and grey ink, but I dropped the idea after a while. Also, I wouldn't be able to donate blood for a while, and I enjoy doing that.

BLAGH!!! Fuckin' music store idiots... nobody around here sells single nickel steel guitar strings in gauge heavier than .056. They just look at you like a moron and go, "Nobody makes them that large." WHAT DO YOU RE-STING BARITONES AND SEVEN STRING GUITARS WITH, DUDE?!

IDIOTS!!!

At 9/12/05 01:02 PM, Proteas wrote: WHAT DO YOU RE-STING BARITONES AND SEVEN STRING GUITARS WITH, DUDE?!

A rope?

meh. bu-buh..

I do want to get into better shape too. Just working my ass off over the summer I picked up some muscle-age.. I'll have to look into it further. hmm...

Hey, they have beer with pot here. It's, liek, the third ingredient. I told my parents, and they wondered if they have it in Canada also? Night-man-whats-yer-face?

I don't want to sound emo here so I'll point out that I'm angry, not sad

I spend all those shit filled nights with her after she found out her boyfriend had a fucking harem. she in turn is now in it knee deep for some guy she's known roughly a month saying that all I did for her made her feel even more deeply for me as a friend. Once again doing all the things women say they want has fucked me over. I need to start falling for sane women

At 9/12/05 02:42 PM, stafffighter wrote: I need to start falling for sane women

oxymoron....women arnt generally sane, they take things outa context, hear wat they want to hear and make situations way more complicated than they need be...

u got stuck in the "friend zone", much like quicksand, the more u try to get out the further in u go. if u lay of for a bit she may see how much she misses u and blam...ur in

At 9/12/05 02:59 PM, PhysicsMafia wrote:

u got stuck in the "friend zone", much like quicksand, the more u try to get out the further in u go. if u lay of for a bit she may see how much she misses u and blam...ur in

Oh yeah, fuck the nice guy deal. I'm growing a mullet, smoking and hanging out in the highschool parking lot. Then the pussy will flow