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At 9/6/05 11:23 PM, FAB0L0US wrote: Or just button the top button of a button up shirt, saying esse and homes all the time.

The only people who say "esse" or "essay", or whatever, are actually American.
"Ése" means "That one". Therefore, using "ése" as these morons do, makes no sense at all.

Anyways, fenrus, I already said so: Coño, Joder, Gilipollas, and all your 's's become 'z's.

At 9/7/05 02:25 PM, FBIpolux wrote:

At 9/7/05 09:40 AM, TheShrike wrote: You're all racist fucks.

I hate white people. Screw them.

Them stupid peckerwoods.

At 9/7/05 02:25 PM, FBIpolux wrote: I hate white people. Screw them.

Yeah. Goddamn albinoes.

At 9/7/05 02:27 PM, Empanado wrote: The only people who say "esse" or "essay", or whatever, are actually American.
"Ése" means "That one". Therefore, using "ése" as these morons do, makes no sense at all.

Well... Esse is more of a Chicano (Mexicans born in the United States) thing.
Because you don't here white people saying esse...

Although Mage Simpson calls her husband "homey"... but that's an exception...

Anyways, fenrus, I already said so: Coño, Joder, Gilipollas, and all your 's's become 'z's.

Stick with Coño, Fenrus...
I have no idea what the other two are...
Crazy Llama people...

At 9/7/05 01:41 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 9/7/05 01:01 PM, fli wrote: Does Tang still exist these days people?

Uh... yeah... usually on the same part of the aisle with all the drink mixes and such.

Really?
I haven't seen Tang for years... and I tried it the first time last night...
It smells kind of funky...

At 9/7/05 02:30 PM, fli wrote: (Mexicans born in the United States)

And, thus, American. =/

Although Mage Simpson calls her husband "homey"... but that's an exception...

Heh. I'm stupid and dumb because I never realized that. I mustn't be using my noggins...

Anyways, fenrus, I already said so: Coño, Joder, Gilipollas, and all your 's's become 'z's.

Stick with Coño, Fenrus...
I have no idea what the other two are...
Crazy Llama people...

Let's see... Coño is either used as Fuck, as in, "Fuck! I hit my thumb!" or "Fuck, I screwed up!" (Not referring to copulation) or as "vagina".

Joder replaces Fuck in both senses. You can say "Joder! I hit my thumb!" as well as "Now we're going to [joder]".

Gilipollas is a more direct insult, like "asshole" or "cocksucker". I think it roughly translates as "Dumb cock", but I'm not that sure.

Anyways--- Spaniards use those a lot. Coño and Joder to start their phrases, and Gilipollas to finish them.

At 9/7/05 02:32 PM, fli wrote: Tang

What do you get when you mix mustard, tang, cream cheese, velveeta, and peanuts?

At 9/7/05 05:48 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 9/7/05 02:32 PM, fli wrote: Tang

What do you get when you mix mustard, tang, cream cheese, velveeta, and peanuts?

that looks interesting...
Cheese logs...

I thought Velveeta was a name before...

At 9/7/05 02:29 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 9/7/05 02:25 PM, FBIpolux wrote: I hate white people. Screw them.

Yeah. Goddamn albinoes.

I can't stand Krauts, Pollacks, Guineas, Micks, or Frogs.

At 9/7/05 07:10 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I can't stand [....] Frogs.

*kicks a frog*

Oh, that brings back memories.

PENIS!

At 9/7/05 07:10 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 9/7/05 02:29 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 9/7/05 02:25 PM, FBIpolux wrote: I hate white people. Screw them.

Yeah. Goddamn albinoes.

I can't stand Krauts, Pollacks, Guineas, Micks, or Frogs.

don't forget those bloody rednecks and white trash.

For halloween, I'm going out as a white person...

I'm going put on blue contact lens.
Bleach my hair blond ala SickBoy.

I'll wear a poloshirt, tucked in some Khakis...
And sandals... OMG... I can still hear the *Whoop* *whoop* of flip-flops at SCU...

Voila.
Whitey...

Ah! good...
Chapelle Show on DVD just arrived a few seconds ago...

Now I have everything I need to know on how to be Caucasiod...

racism is fun because i get this cool new bedsheet...and we get to burn stuff and yell vulgar things when we all meet up.

erm...

A pet peeve of mine, when you ask someone to do a chore as them to do it, not if they want to do it. No I do not want to do it and were it a desirable activity you would be very gladly not sharing the oppretunity with me. I will preform the act but out of nessesity, not joy, and I would apprciate you not dressing it up in the web of delusion you have constructed for everday life and somehow think is more natural than a chemical dependency.

Things like "do you want to go to a firing range?" or "do you want to go to the beer and attractive naked lady festival?" are termed correctly as these are fun activities which I may or may not desire to do at the given moment depending on my situation at the time. "do you want to take out the trash?" is wrong.

w00t, an all new season of the OC starts Thursday (which woudl be today). I cant wait.

In related news. How dare ladygrace not tell us she was in the new superman movie http://movies.go.com..io=Warner%20Brothers

At 9/8/05 12:49 AM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: w00t, an all new season of the OC starts Thursday (which woudl be today). I cant wait.

BOOOOOOOOOO

I present the evidence to you

At 9/8/05 12:37 AM, stafffighter wrote: A pet peeve of mine, when you ask someone to do a chore as them to do it, not if they want to do it. No I do not want to do it and were it a desirable activity you would be very gladly not sharing the oppretunity with me. I will preform the act but out of nessesity, not joy, and I would apprciate you not dressing it up in the web of delusion you have constructed for everday life and somehow think is more natural than a chemical dependency.

Things like "do you want to go to a firing range?" or "do you want to go to the beer and attractive naked lady festival?" are termed correctly as these are fun activities which I may or may not desire to do at the given moment depending on my situation at the time. "do you want to take out the trash?" is wrong.

Heh heh. That is annoying.

Another thing that gets me is when people will ask "Can you do this?", and upon you replying in the negative, they inform you that you still have to. It would save both people time and effort to just give the order, rather than to emptily ask about the ability of a person to do such an order, then ignore the results.

Yeah-- she does sort of look like Lady Grace with that curly hair and upward looking pose.

Anyways,
I just sent a bunch of birthday stuff to my nephews and niece.
Chocolates. Games. Pez dispensers. Sweaters. More games and chocolate. Photos... and money.

Towards the end,
I spent like 30 bucks on shipping and handling.
WTF! It didn't feel that heavy...

But I hope they're gonna like it. And I also hope that they will think good about my family, and break this friggin circle of rumors and not talking and not acting like family...

I meet them for the first time in July.
I couldn't talk to my biological sister openly because she speaks Spanish and little English, and I'm the opposite of that. But my nephews and niece-- who grew up in the States... they prefer to talk in English (just like me.)

I don't think my biological half sister will never really accept me.
We've had too dissimilar growing up experiances. And she's been so terribly hurt by her family just like my mom.

A life time of being told my grandmother and the others that my mom abandoned her; that she was a prostitute; that she married my dad because she was the least important thing in my mom's life-- well, my sister is really emotionally hurt. And I believe she may resent me because I was the first born to replace her.

She gets more along with my sister. I think this is because they're women, and they can talk a little bit more open because of that. And I think the sister/sister relationships usually produces a stronger relationship. Just like how I can get with my nephews better. They're young boys. They like scary movies. One likes spiders. The other one likes games. This is stuff that I can relate to, but with my 14 year old neice-- that's different. She into make up, clothes, boy bands, and yelling really loud to her friends.

But I know things will be better in the future for my half sister and me.
All I have to do is show that I'm accepting, loving, and most importantly-- willing to break the cycle of BS.

At 9/7/05 10:27 PM, fli wrote: Ah! good...
Chapelle Show on DVD just arrived a few seconds ago...

Why is it that everyone seems to like Chappelle so damn much?

In terms of the way he actually operates, he's a complete racial garbage hack. Not only that, but he's also a complete hypocrite on the issue of free speech, which, when you're a comedian, has got to be the most disgusting thing you can be a hypocrite about, because it's how you get your laughs, and if you're a professional, it's how you make your living.

What is wrong with you??? Chappelle is great.....hey...hey

"What did the five fingers say to the face???"
"Slap!!!"

"I'm rick James bitch!!!"

At 9/8/05 09:28 PM, I_Am_The_Big_Cheese wrote: What is wrong with you??? Chappelle is great.....hey...hey

"What did the five fingers say to the face???"
"Slap!!!"

"I'm rick James bitch!!!"

You're not a regular, and that's not adding anything. In short? Stay out of here if you don't want a ban.

At 9/8/05 09:28 PM, I_Am_The_Big_Cheese wrote: "I'm rick James bitch!!!"

*shudder*
I swear to God... if I have to hear that one more time...

It's even worse for me. When I get teamed up with Rick at work, and my name being James, it's just hell.

When Dave Chapelle did it = funny
When every other dumbass goes around mimiking it over and over = Must kill all

At 9/8/05 12:37 AM, stafffighter wrote: A pet peeve of mine, when you ask someone to do a chore as them to do it, not if they want to do it.

i started using that method when i started my job this summer with people. like "would you like to go do this.." or "could you do this?"

then by the end of the summer i'm like "you didn't do this yet....go do it."

or "heeey, Blue tribe counselors! guess what? you get to re-clean these tables because you released your campers without checking first! congradulations! now go."

What did Dave Chappell say to dissapointed fans who wanted another season?
"I want some crack"

At 9/8/05 08:27 PM, Elfer wrote: Why is it that everyone seems to like Chappelle so damn much?

In terms of the way he actually operates, he's a complete racial garbage hack. Not only that, but he's also a complete hypocrite on the issue of free speech, which, when you're a comedian, has got to be the most disgusting thing you can be a hypocrite about, because it's how you get your laughs, and if you're a professional, it's how you make your living.

If somebody can make you laugh,
you're gonna stick around that person.

That's why the funny ugly guy pawns the sexy bland dude when it comes getting the girl...

I'm not sure what's Chapelle's view on free speech. I just assume that has a wide open view on it.

C'mon Elfer.
I know you have a sense of humor. After all, you did post that Schiavo "I'm not hungry" pic... If you're white and you don't like how Chapelle makes fun of white people...

Just remember that he makes black people too...
And Mexicans.
And Asians...

Ehh...
I bought it because of Rick James... and "Grapes???"

Anyways... about the "Mind of Mencia" which replaced Chapelle.
Mencia isn't as good.
Yeah, I know I'm Mexican and some stuff said is funny... but I don't know. I thought Chapelle was more of a genius at comedy... Although I did his "Not For the Easily Offended" live in San Jose.

BTW, After watching George Lopez's "Why You Crying?", I think he should get another show. He's so much better than Mencia...

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I'm going to Oktoberfest. I don't care if the only people who actually go to it are American / Japanese tourists. I'm still one of the select few.. tourists. ;-)