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hello all.

excuse my asbense and my spelling. i've been away for two weeks straight working and i've had a hell of a time.

well, camp is over, and the summer is winding down. and i'm back on the net.

At 8/13/05 06:42 PM, BeFell wrote: GET A HAIR CUT HIPPIE!!!!

Try and make me.

People say the longer hair makes me look younger. But it's slightly disturbing to hear that at 24

Long sword...

Feel insecure about something?

At 8/13/05 08:44 PM, FAB0L0US wrote: Long sword...

Feel insecure about something?

Yes, just about everything in life other than what you're implying

At 8/13/05 07:33 PM, MALforPresident wrote: hello all.

excuse my asbense and my spelling. i've been away for two weeks straight working and i've had a hell of a time.

well, camp is over, and the summer is winding down. and i'm back on the net.

I don't know if I have the authority to do this but welcome back. (If me welcoming you back means anything) The summers winding down and this quarter of schools about to end I can finally relax.....sorta.

At 8/13/05 08:48 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 8/13/05 08:44 PM, FAB0L0US wrote: Long sword...
Feel insecure about something?

Yes, just about everything in life other than what you're implying

The fact that you try to look like William Wallace but turn out looking like a female student in a Christian high-shchool doesn't help your case either.

At 8/13/05 07:02 PM, _FLAGG wrote: I'm not looking to cheat. I just have feelings for one of the people at the house I'm going to party at. Things have happened before...and there's a logical chance they'll happen again.
I'm not planning on it. But I can't guarantee that, during the deep drunk hours of tomorrow morning, I won't follow through with what I know to feel right.

I don't think that makes you a bad person. But, my suggestion is, if you really like this girl, and you wouldn't mind getting in a drunken stupor and doing something stupid, I'd say avoid it altogether, or break up with your girlfrend. You can't always have it both ways, and if you think something might happen, and if you really want it to happen, though you know it isn't right, I think you should question why you're still with your girlfriend. I mean, I know you've been together a long time, and it would be terrible to throw away all that history, but if you find someone you think is better, or whatever the case. The better thing to do is to either not go to the party and put yourself in that situation, break up with your girlfriend and go after this other girl, go to the party with your girlfriend, or go to the party and not get drunk. I believe that generally all people are good, they just do stupid things. If you go to the party and get wasted and happen upon this girl, you're going to do something stupid, and it'll cause more trouble than it's worth.

At 8/13/05 08:42 PM, stafffighter wrote: People say the longer hair makes me look younger. But it's slightly disturbing to hear that at 24

Ha ha, that sword on the picture must weight at least 30 pounds... You crazy barbarian you!

Did you try and chop anything with that sword? Like maybe a watermelon? Or a log? I think I would. Maybe Id throw it at something.

And can you swing it with one arm? That would be pretty hardcore.

And one last question.

Is the skirt liberating? Do you feel free'er? Lol, I had a toga on one time and nothing else. I can see why the Greeks loved those things so much. They pretty much rock.

At 8/13/05 07:33 PM, MALforPresident wrote: hello all.

excuse my asbense and my spelling. i've been away for two weeks straight working and i've had a hell of a time.

well, camp is over, and the summer is winding down. and i'm back on the net.

How was camp. Mines not done yet, another 2 weeks of camp left. Its getting better for me, I think, my boss is back this week afer a two week vacation so we wills ee how it goes.

At 8/13/05 07:07 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: In that case, Flagg, you aren't a bad person :)
I'd say go there, have fun, and don't gamble. I may be wrong, but I think that's close to what hooking up with her would be.

I didn't go. Apparently, chicks think it's cool to make out with a guy several weekends in a row...and then pretend they've never met you before.
And my girlfriend, fucking christ. What kind of female doesn't understand 'I'm not really in love with you anymore. I'd like to take a prolonged-to-permanent break."

You think with my perpetual drinking and attempts at infedility, I'd be the one to be called 'out of my fucking mind'. Unfortunately, I'm the sanest one in this situation.

At 8/13/05 09:08 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 8/13/05 07:02 PM, _FLAGG wrote: I'm not planning on it. But I can't guarantee that, during the deep drunk hours of tomorrow morning, I won't follow through with what I know to feel right.

I don't think that makes you a bad person. But, my suggestion is, if you really like this girl, and you wouldn't mind getting in a drunken stupor and doing something stupid, I'd say avoid it altogether, or break up with your girlfrend. You can't always have it both ways, and if you think something might happen, and if you really want it to happen, though you know it isn't right, I think you should question why you're still with your girlfriend. I mean, I know you've been together a long time, and it would be terrible to throw away all that history, but if you find someone you think is better, or whatever the case.

Yea, I thought something similar to that earlier. Apparently, my girlfriend literally just doesn't want to hear it, when I tell her I don't love her anymore.
I was six-fucking-teen when I met my girlfriend, man...she was twenty.
And now I've grown up, and changed. I'm a full-grown Ranball, now. And my girlfriend won't move out of my house. She literally WON'T MOVE OUT OF MY HOUSE. I demanded it, today. I told her I'm tired of always being unhappy. I told her I'm tired of pretending to love her. I told her I'm tired of having feelings for this other girl, while sleeping next to my girlfriend everynight.
And she pretty much, almost literally, put her fingers in her ears and walked away.
She told me she 'didn't want to talk about'. And the girl that I wanted to see tonight? I asked her what the deal between us was (after the events of making out)...and (I swear to fucking god) she told me 'I don't want to talk about it.'

How am I suppossed to fix anything, when no one I care for wants to discuss any-fucking-thing? Who the fuck doesn't want to talk about things? The girl I think I love...you'd think she'd want to discuss the feelings that have motivated her actions, wouldn't you? And my girlfriend, you'd think she'd want to discuss the fact that her boyfriend just told her he doesn't love her anymore, right?
But no. I'm the only honest motherfucker in Virginia, I guess.

At 8/13/05 11:57 PM, _FLAGG wrote: I'm a full-grown Ranball, now.

My name isn't Ranball, because that would be stupid.
I mean't "Randall".

At 8/13/05 11:58 PM, _FLAGG wrote:

At 8/13/05 11:57 PM, _FLAGG wrote: I'm a full-grown Ranball, now.

My name isn't Ranball, because that would be stupid.
I mean't "Randall".

Oh, good. Now I know.

/me scratches Ranball off list of baby names

And oh man, lol. Thanks go to EveningShift for linking this in chat:
http://uncyclopedia...wo_cows#Category_Two

:_Politicowl_Junk

At 8/13/05 11:57 PM, _FLAGG wrote:
And my girlfriend, fucking christ. What kind of female doesn't understand 'I'm not really in love with you anymore. I'd like to take a prolonged-to-permanent break."

You think with my perpetual drinking and attempts at infedility, I'd be the one to be called 'out of my fucking mind'. Unfortunately, I'm the sanest one in this situation.

We've all dated crazies. I had one girlfriend who I'm compltly sure could hold a gun to your head, demand a peice of gum and then wonder why you're so upset about gum

hey everybody! I'm back. been cruisin' the board, and its good to see that so many of the regs are still here. I finally have the time and energy to start posting here again. hope to see you all around.

Wow, that link FUBARed hardcore. I TOLD YOU I WAS HARDCORE!

Lets try it this way...

Two Cows

At 8/13/05 11:42 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: How was camp. Mines not done yet, another 2 weeks of camp left. Its getting better for me, I think, my boss is back this week afer a two week vacation so we wills ee how it goes.

camp was great. had some crack monkey kids as always, but that just makes things interesting.

i hope to god they put me some place else next summer, i hated the job they gave me, dining hall supervisor. i had to be a dick to my friends all summer and get up early and work in the kitchen. fucking horrible job. but whatever. if they slap me with it again next year, i just wont go back, i'll just show up every week and hang out and then go home and sleep in a real bed.

but i love living in my truck every weekend. i'm kind of sad that the season is over now, because the lsat few weekends have been pretty cool.

At 8/13/05 11:57 PM, _FLAGG wrote: How am I suppossed to fix anything, when no one I care for wants to discuss any-fucking-thing? Who the fuck doesn't want to talk about things? The girl I think I love...you'd think she'd want to discuss the feelings that have motivated her actions, wouldn't you? And my girlfriend, you'd think she'd want to discuss the fact that her boyfriend just told her he doesn't love her anymore, right?
But no. I'm the only honest motherfucker in Virginia, I guess.

So, is the house in your name or hers? If it's in your name, just kick her ass out. If not, you could go to the extents of calling the police. If it's in her name, I'd start looking for places to live. If she's not getting out, you can just leave her. Seriously, some "bitches be crazy!" I mean, to say "I don't want to talk about it" is basically ignoring a very very serious situation. I know you would never do this, but if you were crazy, and she kept ignoring you, it could lead to a fucking meat cleaver in the back. Which... from the sounds of it, doesn't seem like such a bad idea. (kidding)

At 8/13/05 11:37 AM, Proteas wrote:

At 8/12/05 02:53 PM, totalwar wrote: Exies fucking kick ass! Have you heard anythig from "Head for the Door" yet?

Yep. "Ugly" is the single they have on the local rock station right now... sounds pretty good.

They have a video for it on their site. Pretty good. Haven't heard them on the radio, but I don't exactly listen to the thing much what with having a CD palyer and all.

God I'm getting bad about posting. Damn Rise of Kingdoms and it's addictiveness. Not to mention it's chat. Hell I just wasted half a day in there, and I should have been studying for my calc final Monday. 0.0 Ah well.

At 8/14/05 02:18 AM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 8/13/05 11:57 PM, _FLAGG wrote:

So, is the house in your name or hers? If it's in your name, just kick her ass out.

She's no where else to go. She moved from her mother's house, and then her mother moved into a house that didn't have a room for my Angela. I'd, literally, be putting her out on the street.
I cannot do that to one I've spent the last two years of my life with. I don't want to leave her homeless...I want her to understand the situation.

I know you would never do this, but if you were crazy, and she kept ignoring you, it could lead to a fucking meat cleaver in the back. Which... from the sounds of it, doesn't seem like such a bad idea. (kidding)

Your 'kidding' comment was too late! I've begun the cleaving process.

This is on your head, now.

At 8/14/05 02:18 AM, LadyGrace wrote: So, is the house in your name or hers? If it's in your name, just kick her ass out. If not, you could go to the extents of calling the police. If it's in her name, I'd start looking for places to live. If she's not getting out, you can just leave her. Seriously, some "bitches be crazy!" I mean, to say "I don't want to talk about it" is basically ignoring a very very serious situation.

I gotta agree with Grace here, I mean, I can see where you wouldn't want to do that because A) you'd rather not do that to someone who you've been with and cared for so long, and B) You don't want to have the drama of it, but yeah, if you own the house, and she won't discuss this thing with you voluntarily, or just leave voluntarily, then I don't see what other choice you have other then to just forceably evict her.

What happened Damien? Weren't you hinting that you 4 year older girlfriend "may be the one"? (I recall that in either a gay marriage thread, or pedophelia thread, or whatever... the usual suspects.) Did you just fall out?

In all cases,
she should know your attempts of near infedility if she doesn't know. Perhaps that will make her break away for good.

Wow! I can see alot has been going on in here....

At 8/14/05 02:35 AM, _FLAGG wrote: I cannot do that to one I've spent the last two years of my life with. I don't want to leave her homeless...I want her to understand the situation.

I bet you a leather bracelet she's unemployed.

At 8/14/05 12:57 AM, Maus wrote: Two Cows

I remember that, loo-o-ong ago, some guy brought to school a paper with these, but it was only the 'politicowl" stuff. My favorites here:

Lord of the Flies
You have two cows. The nerdy one falls off a giant rock and dies.

Chileno
Este hueón tiene dos vacas .

At 8/13/05 06:32 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: (ominous cello descending minor arpeggio)

Somewhere around here I've got an album of Metallica hits played on four cellos... if your interested.

If I send this to you, I'll have to send you a c.d. through the mail. dialup sucks for sending attachments

At 8/13/05 07:33 PM, MALforPresident wrote: well, camp is over, and the summer is winding down. and i'm back on the net.

Nice to have you back. ^_^

At 8/14/05 02:35 AM, _FLAGG wrote: I cannot do that to one I've spent the last two years of my life with. I don't want to leave her homeless...I want her to understand the situation.

Do something to grab her attention, and let her know you two need to talk about the situation. I'd take her lipstick and write it on the bathroom mirror, "WE NEED TO TALK, NOW." Might be a bad idea, I don't know...

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My turn to vent...

Fun times at the Nettles household. I go to work yesterday afternoon, everything's cool. I call home 45 minutes before I clock out for the evening to see how things are going, and everything's not cool. My mom got into a screaming match with my dad, and he was being an asshole in general about how he was to handle the inheritance money from his father's passing recently (my dad went so far as to imply my mother was a gold digger, fun fun).

On my way home, I stop by my oldest sister's house to drop off some deep fried mushrooms we had left over from the hotbar at work. Ask how things are going, and she said she had stopped by earlier that day and witnessed a similar incident between my mother and father, only the argument was over where the cadilac was. Where was it? I was driving to work, because it was 95 degrees farenheight (35 Celsius) with the typical southern U.S. excessive humidity, and my car has no freon in the air conditioner.

I get home, all is quiet. Mom and dad are watching Dateline, my brother is in his room downloading music. Things are just peachy keen. Then I get up this morning at around 8:15 and all hell breaks loose. Mom is screaming at Dad, dad is trying to talk calmly and sensibly about things and my mother is not having it. She goes off to her room crying, while my brother goes into the kitchen and tells my father to apologize and fix the mess he made or he was going to break his foot off in dad's ass. Words are exchanged between the two, my brother leaves the room (no punches thrown because both of them are to smart to throw the first punch in the event it ever goes to court), my mom comes out and tells the both of us to not even bother with trying to talk sense to our father. Mom goes back to her room, my brother goes back to his (slamming the door) and my dad goes about fixing himself breakfast like nothing happened.

And now my dad just got back from church... this should be a fun day off from work.

At 8/14/05 02:16 PM, Proteas wrote: My turn to vent...

sounds like fun.

i think somebody who heard of my family matters from me when he said, "dude, you just said the worste thing i've ever heard about a family like it was funny or ammusing" and i'm like "yeah...well, it is ammusing."

i think that if you marry simply to get married, your doomed to fail, you need to get hitched for love, that way if you decide to have children they grow up in an atmosphere where they are wanted and there isnt tension at home.

because when you get the opposite (ie. my home), you should divorce the minute that the relationship between you and your spouse is dead. after counseling doesnt work. because you should never raise any children in such conditions. i wish that my parents would have divorced long ago rather then allow my brother and sister and i all grow up in such a sad loveless home.

At 8/14/05 03:24 PM, MALforPresident wrote: because when you get the opposite (ie. my home), you should divorce the minute that the relationship between you and your spouse is dead. after counseling doesnt work. because you should never raise any children in such conditions. i wish that my parents would have divorced long ago rather then allow my brother and sister and i all grow up in such a sad loveless home.

They've tried counseling, and it didn't work. In part because it was at our church, and my dad has everyone there (even the pastor, who was in charge of their counseling sessions) convinced that he's a saint and all their problems are caused by her. She wants a divorce, but he wouldn't sign papers even if you had a gun to his head... he's taking "until death do we part" literally.

It hasn't always been this way, it used to be quite nice. But somewhere along the line it just went downhill...

I'm going to have to thank whoever it was that linked to deism.com. Friggn' cool site...

I'm beginning to think I use way to many elipses...

Ah Proteas--
This is family...

Up and downs. I'm also experiancing a down. My mom found family pics with my aunt. I love my aunt, but mom hates her for no pratical reason. She's so jealous, she wants me to hate her so she could feel good. As a kid I said, "I'm not going to hate anyone who treats me good, and you won't make me."

After my mom that extent of control on me,
it's been hell sense. And she blams my dad for "putting lies in my head." Of course, I truly love my aunt because she is a good person. Why does my mom hate my aunt? Well, I think this is a displacement of anger, resentment and frustration on her. Her family sucks ass, and it is easier for her to blam someone instead of feeling guilty of hating one's own family.

Anyways,
It's been hair this morning. I slept at 4AM cause I was helping my dad with work. And I work at 7am to the screams of my mom and dad. My husband slept less cause he's working swing shift lately... he's sleeping right now, thank goodness... He's been working so much lately, it's unfair something so stupid like this should prevent him from getting a full rest.

Things are calm enough for me to write this letter...