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At 8/2/05 01:34 PM, RyanY wrote: Your president is retarded I think that balences it out

*yawn*

You people are really letting me down, you know that? First the retarded, now the un-original.

At 8/2/05 01:44 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 8/2/05 01:34 PM, RyanY wrote: Your president is retarded I think that balences it out

*yawn*

You people are really letting me down, you know that? First the retarded, now the un-original.

This is Newgrounds. What do you expect?

At 8/2/05 01:52 PM, MTeK wrote: This is Newgrounds. What do you expect?

Your right. What was I thinking? I guess it was to much to hope for someone of your citizenship to not to get on here and act like the average Hot Topic pseudo punk American youth...

No flames in the lounge.

you never know who may be watching

MIGHTEHMAUS

So.... yeah. It looks cool, and I like the idea of a programmable trackpad on top of the mouse, but I won't be trading in my wireless 8-button programmable mouse for this.

Now, if they came out with a wireless model...

At 8/2/05 02:18 PM, TheShrike wrote: No flames in the lounge.

Then I guess we have to ask fli to leave!

OH! I'm such a bitch!

But seriously... can we like... nuke the trolls?

At 8/2/05 04:14 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 8/2/05 02:18 PM, TheShrike wrote: No flames in the lounge.

Then I guess we have to ask fli to leave!
OH! I'm such a bitch!
But seriously... can we like... nuke the trolls?

Thith ith unacceptable-- the gay- flammer sthereotype ith rathist againtht to all homosexuals.

I thought you were my fag hag... :-(

I like how theys speak with such firey enthusiasm, like how what they're saying has never been said before. Or matters.

At 8/2/05 04:14 PM, LadyGrace wrote: But seriously... can we like... nuke the trolls?

That would be nice, but, I think a more reasonable solution would to keep them out of the reg lounge. Most of the stupid comments are coming from people who've almost never posted on the Politics board. I don't know, I'm just throwing it out there.

At 8/2/05 05:14 PM, fli wrote:

Thith ith unacceptable-- the gay- flammer sthereotype ith rathist againtht to all homosexuals.

I thought you were my fag hag... :-(

So did I. That's a sacred bond. I think the two of you need to relax, have some wine and watch bravo.

At 8/2/05 06:04 PM, stafffighter wrote: So did I. That's a sacred bond. I think the two of you need to relax, have some wine and watch bravo.

We also need a bubble bath with champagne. Fli, your husband can come too. :)

Worst...day...recently.. Usign the word ever would be predictable and perhaps an overstatment.

First off I am going to a doctors appointment (one of three). I get tehre and lo and behold they moved to the other end of the city. I try and find the address posted in the window of the old office and I cant find it. So Im crusing around in my car looking for it, when I get a flat after hitting the curb. I dented my rim and everything. I wait 1.5 hours for a tow truck that was supposed to be there in 45 minutes, but the towing company gave the drive the wrong address. So now I have missed my dentists appointment as well. Finally get to the dealership to replace them. they have them in stock and it will be 45 minutes. 45 minutes later they tell me the rim the had in stock is dented and they are bringing in another one from another dealership. So 1.5 hours after I got to the dealership, 3.5 after I got the flat (I waited on the phone with CAA for ever and then just walked the 6 blocks to the dealership (thats how close I was making it even more annoying) I am out and I actually made my last appointment.

Now for the people who are bound to ask why I didnt change my own tire, one of the fucking nut caps or something like that broke so I couldnt actually get it off, the tow truck driver took about 15 minutes and thats cause he had the right tools to still do it. Why didnt I drive on my fucked up rim the few blocks? This is an actual highway, not just a street so I figured not a good idea, although I was tempted to flag down a cop and ask if he could escort my car the few blocks since I would be an incrediblly slow vehicle.

So $321 later I get my car back. By the way its my moms and that is the 5th time that wheel has had the tire replaced and as far as I know the atleast 2nd time the rim was replaced.

At 8/2/05 06:35 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: car trouble

I know how you feel, my baby's in the shop with transmission problems right now. It's leaking fluid like crazy and, while I like to fiddle with cars, an automatic transmission is a little beyond me and my tools. What I hate the most is that my brother was driving it when it crapped out, so I have no idea what happened, but I'm pretty sure it's just another thing going wrong with the car and nothing he did, seeing as how it's old and he's a good driver. Now, normally this wouldn't be a problem, however, when you go from a beautiful black 73 Monte Carlo to your mom's 91 Civic hatchback, you feel a little air being let out of your pride.

my sister hit the kurb in my car and scraped the shit outa the two rims, id only got them a few weeks ago, i clda cried. guess thatl teach me to let a girl drive my car.

At 8/2/05 02:52 PM, TheShrike wrote: MIGHTEHMAUS

*spooges*

At 8/2/05 02:52 PM, TheShrike wrote: MIGHTEHMAUS

And yet, it still only has one button...

At 8/2/05 07:04 PM, PhysicsMafia wrote: guess thatl teach me to let a girl drive my car.

This should already be common knowledge.

it was my sister and iv been out drivin with her before, i thought she was maby one of the few exceptions to the women driver rule but alas, twas not to be.

My parents are gonna pay me back for the $321 I payed. They say we each (me and my sister) get one fuck up on the car. However it isnt really fair since my sisters fuck up cost $900 (she screwed up the bearing big time).

And this is the third rim.

At 8/2/05 07:23 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 8/2/05 02:52 PM, TheShrike wrote: MIGHTEHMAUS

And yet, it still only has one button...

Haha, I was thinking the same thing. :D

I'm a little curious about something and very much bored, so I've got an idea. I'm going to create an obviously alt account, include the word alt and variations thereof into my profile numerous times and make some kind of inflammatory topic in General. I want to see how many people it takes before someone says that it's an alt account, how many pages it goes on for, and how many people take it seriously.

At 8/2/05 04:16 AM, fli wrote: No, seriously, I'm gay

I don't think I could ever bond with a bird like that. I prefer my pets with more brain, and preferably ones that can be trained to only poop outside. A bird can sing, but it sure as hell can't catch a frisbee. I like people to do my singing and my pets to do the fetching, not the other way around.

My rottweiler is so cute though. He growls and bares his teeth when you pet him. It's absolutely adorable. He even growled when he was a little puppy. I wanted to name him Mr. Fluffy, or maybe Snuggles, but my parents wanted to go the honest route and name him Grumpy. He's only about 110 pounds, which isn't big at all, but he makes up for it with evil sarcasm. He actually roars, which is something most dogs never do. The funny thing is my grandmother'll let him climb up into her lap and lick her face. He's a real sweety to people he likes, but instead of the classic snuggling and tail wagging, he growls like Satan's harley.

As a sidenote, here's a sad reminder of just how redneck my family is:

I have a cousin named Harley. HARLEY.

The sad thing is he's got the brightest future of all his brothers.

At 8/2/05 12:18 PM, Proteas wrote: Oh now this is fucking COOL. We were going through some of my grandfather's things, and found a copy of "Everybody's Grandpa" by Grandpa Jones. I open the cover, and inside in a ball point scrawl, it reads...

TO J.B.
Thanks so much for the potato digger.
The best to you,
Grandpa Jones
8/11/92

Cool! Put that away for safe keeping. I've got my baseball, signed by Denny McLain, the last pitcher in the majors to get 30 wins in a season. Granted, it'd be even better if he didn't get tossed out of baseball for bookmaking and spent time in jail. Oh well.

At 8/2/05 07:23 PM, Gunter45 wrote:

At 8/2/05 02:52 PM, TheShrike wrote: MIGHTEHMAUS

And yet, it still only has one button...

And yet, it still has to be hooked up to a crappy Mac...

=P

At 8/2/05 08:41 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I have a cousin named Harley. HARLEY.

Harley isn't that unusual, or redneckish. While it was a little common decades ago, it's still a respectable name now. Now if you have any cousin Cletus or Jim Bob or Bobby Jo, or something like that, then you might have a case.

At 8/2/05 02:18 PM, TheShrike wrote: No flames in the lounge.

I dunno. I still think a fireplace would make an excellent touch to the lounge.

At 8/2/05 09:30 PM, -Illustrious- wrote: Harley isn't that unusual, or redneckish. While it was a little common decades ago, it's still a respectable name now. Now if you have any cousin Cletus or Jim Bob or Bobby Jo, or something like that, then you might have a case.

Is Bobby Dale close enough? How about Sammy Jr.? Or, worse yet, CUZ.

At 8/2/05 02:18 PM, TheShrike wrote: No flames in the lounge.

They started it.

At 8/2/05 04:14 PM, LadyGrace wrote: But seriously... can we like... nuke the trolls?

That's what I was attempting to do... then I had to get up and go to work. I get tomorrow off, but that sucks because what the hell am I going to do with a day off in the middle of the week?

Besides hang out on here I mean.

At 8/2/05 05:44 PM, Gunter45 wrote: I don't know, I'm just throwing it out there.

It's the truth, man. If they would take just five minutes and realize there's not much they can say here that hasn't already been said they'd be a little bit more accepted.

At 8/2/05 08:41 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I have a cousin named Harley. HARLEY.

I know a kid named Earl-Wayne. You know your a redneck if your first name is HYPHENATED.

At 8/2/05 09:30 PM, -Illustrious- wrote: Cool! Put that away for safe keeping.

My dad read that and went, "I always wondered what happened to that digger." XD

I've got my baseball, signed by Denny McLain, the last pitcher in the majors to get 30 wins in a season. Granted, it'd be even better if he didn't get tossed out of baseball for bookmaking and spent time in jail. Oh well.

I've got various odds and ends like that around here. I've got a Robert McCrary signed lithograph of the cover art for Isaac Asimov's "Robot Visions" somewhere around here.

So I was cleaning up some caramel at work today because the package came open sometime last year and that's just how long it takes things like this to get done and the whole time I was thinking, "We don't sell anything with caramel in it."

At 8/2/05 09:30 PM, -Illustrious- wrote: And yet, it still has to be hooked up to a crappy Mac...

=P

Your day is coming, winzombie.

I dunno. I still think a fireplace would make an excellent touch to the lounge.

We could add a spit for roasting n00bs. I like the idea. =]

At 8/2/05 10:15 PM, TheShrike wrote:

I dunno. I still think a fireplace would make an excellent touch to the lounge.

We could add a spit for roasting n00bs. I like the idea. =]

You just know some poser is going to be living on that couch within a week

At 8/2/05 06:26 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 8/2/05 06:04 PM, stafffighter wrote: So did I. That's a sacred bond. I think the two of you need to relax, have some wine and watch bravo.

We also need a bubble bath with champagne. Fli, your husband can come too. :)

I'm being seduced--
MMM... how uneventful this could be, even with 2 strapping men, one lovely lady.

Perhaps I should tag team BeFell and Funk?

At 8/2/05 08:41 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 8/2/05 04:16 AM, fli wrote: No, seriously, I'm gay

I have a cute baby with a tail, and bites...

I'm not a dog person. Too much work-- But with birds such as doves, you can just leave them in the cage if you're bothered. They don't need attention, and they will give it to you once you take them out.

The baby pigeon has finally relaxed a bit-- it doesn't looked shocked when I'm handling it. It will take a few extra feedings before it can feel safe and comfortable. Right now, it's on top of my computer tower in a make shift rag nest. Ugly little thing, but I decided to call it Valient-- after I saw the commercial for that Disney movie with pigeons.

It's less dehydrated, but God, baby birds have no bowel control-- I'm constantly throwing away newspapers. But at least it's not dehydrated anymore, and some of its feathers are coming out.

At 8/2/05 09:30 PM, -Illustrious- wrote:

At 8/2/05 02:18 PM, TheShrike wrote: No flames in the lounge.

I dunno. I still think a fireplace would make an excellent touch to the lounge.

I will think about it. I am also looking into getting a few hammocks in here.

God that was the best 5 cents I ever spent.