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I quit reading the Potter man after the fourth book. They bore me. Plus he's kinda too wimpy for my taste. I prefer a man with a little more cock. I mean muscle.

At 7/16/05 06:01 PM, GorillaUnit485 wrote: I quit reading the Potter man after the fourth book. They bore me. Plus he's kinda too wimpy for my taste. I prefer a man with a little more cock. I mean muscle.

I agree, I personally am re-reading the Civ 3 manual (see sig)...stunning work.

At 7/16/05 02:03 PM, LadyGrace wrote: That's because, last I checked, the real absinthe is illegal in every place but Spain. You'll find absinthe in other places made with wormwood, but it's not really enough to make you hallucinate, only enough to make you feel nostalgic and pretend that you're Ernest Hemingway or something. I think it's kind of stupid anyway. First of all, it tastes like licorice, which sucks. And wormwood causes holes of inactivitiy in your brain if used too much. Honestly, I don't see why everyone always wants to try it. Maybe because it's been glorified from authors in the 1800's. But, face it, Hemingway was a dick, and most other people who drink absinthe are dicks too. :)

well, i dont know how it would feel to be hemmingway, but i dont think i felt that way.

its not exactly that strong either. and i happen to like the taste, but not for very long. bleh.

the main reason i baught it was pretty much just that, its been glorified...and of course, how can i go to europe without buying a little just to see? and not to mention, i have ADD or something, it was green....so i got it!

just like in capri, i saw these slushies, there were yellow, green and red...so of course i'm like "I WANT GREEN!" it wound up being mint...it tasted like flouride and was discusting, but it was a bright color.

they have really good lemon slushies over there, blows 7-11 out of the water.

they also had some amazing ice cream places in florance! i had this one that was like eating a birthday cake...but made of icecream, it was real good.

At 7/16/05 04:38 PM, spamishfli wrote: Jewish Mice. Nazi cats. Communist pigs.

Make illegal photocopies of that and send them to me, illegally. While commiting illegal acts. Such as illegally dropping babies into rocks from an illegal weather balloon.

Each time I have to scroll down this page to read somones' post, a little vomit comes out of my mouth...

At 7/15/05 08:29 PM, _FLAGG wrote: It's almost like you knew exactly what I needed, for my story.

Thanks, for that.

I've got various other e-books along the same lines as that (judo, knife fighting, improvised explosives), sorta the info a former military man might know. If you need any of them, let me know. I'm glad to help. :-)

At 7/16/05 04:52 PM, Maus wrote: Spiegelman also did a book on 9/11 called 'In the Shadows of No Towers.' It's more like the majority of his work. Costs around $20, you might check it out if you like Spiegelman's artwork.

I've got that (the 9/11 book) along with Maus 1 and 2.... interesting books. Is "The Complete Maus" like a complete book of the Maus "series"?

At 7/16/05 06:01 PM, GorillaUnit485 wrote: I quit reading the Potter man after the fourth book. They bore me. Plus he's kinda too wimpy for my taste. I prefer a man with a little more cock. I mean muscle.

My brother bought the new one today... he's already started the "I know something you don't and I'm about to ruin it for you" spiel. I may just grab the book from him and give him a concussion...

I bought something called a "Jellifish" today at Sam Ash. Bizzare little doo-dad, but I'm willing to experiment and see what kind of sounds I get from it.

At 7/16/05 08:50 PM, spamishfli wrote: Each time I have to scroll down this page to read somones' post, a little vomit comes out of my mouth...

Is it because we kick so much ass that the kick-wave reaches your stomach and causes you to regurgitate?

Seriously though. Any of you guys can e-mail me a sample page of these 'Maus' thingies? I want to know what I'm missing and will never see in my entire lifetime :'(

*foot taps floor repeatedly*

I'm slowly going insane. I hate being stuck in the house when I don't have to be, and now I have to wait for a chance to get a ride. I'm going to go stark-raving mad if I don't get out of my house.

*eye begins to twitch*

At 7/16/05 09:12 PM, -Wraith- wrote: *foot taps floor repeatedly*

I'm slowly going insane. I hate being stuck in the house when I don't have to be, and now I have to wait for a chance to get a ride. I'm going to go stark-raving mad if I don't get out of my house.

*eye begins to twitch*

Yeh. I haven't done anything in, like, FOREVER now, and I'm just waiting to go buy the bus passages to go to La Serena for a few days.

Anyways. Take it easy, emo-boy.

At 7/16/05 09:14 PM, Empanado wrote: Anyways. Take it easy, emo-boy.

I HAVE NO CAR!!! How can I have a life if I don't have a car?!

*Breaks down into tears*

At 7/16/05 09:15 PM, -Wraith- wrote: I HAVE NO CAR!!!

Oh, go write about it in your live-journal.
Here, this'll make you feel better:
You would have a car if you were rich. But you're not, you're poor, so you don't have a car.

Me, on the other side, I would have a car if I were rich AND if I lived in a country where the minimal age for gettin' a driver license WASN'T 18.

You have to be 18 in Chile?

Do you need a hug?

Counseling?

I'd go insane if I had to wait that long... Maybe not, since I wouldn't know anything different than being 18 to get a license.

At 7/16/05 08:50 PM, spamishfli wrote: Each time I have to scroll down this page to read somones' post, a little vomit comes out of my mouth...

Noo payj, yhey.

I emailed you about why it was left.

Empanado, if you google 'Maus' I know for a fact that there are a few pages on the internet already on a couple of sites. I think it's in Italian, though. I could be wrong.

At 7/16/05 09:22 PM, -Wraith- wrote: I'd go insane if I had to wait that long... Maybe not, since I wouldn't know anything different than being 18 to get a license.

I personally think it makes sense. I mean, I don't know what happens in the US, but I'm pretty sure that in here, the only kids that could (or their family could, more like it)actually afford to have a car to drive at 16, would only use it to buy Xanax from the dealer next door and flash it to their friends in their rich-boy high-school. And to drive it while on dope. Thus, resulting in people with missing limbs. Not cool.

I'm booze-battling altr.

I'm gonna make him look like a bitch.

At 7/16/05 09:42 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I'm booze-battling altr.

I'm gonna make him look like a bitch.

Your weapons?

hey who can get this. i ordered the new potter book(no i'm not a geek) back in january and guess where i'm going to get mine, on tuesday. i hate the post.

At 7/16/05 09:42 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: I'm booze-battling altr.

I'm gonna make him look like a bitch.

hahaha, I dunno. You may NER SURVIVE!

At 7/16/05 09:46 PM, stafffighter wrote:
Your weapons?

You know I got a secret weapon.

At 7/16/05 10:13 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You know I got a secret weapon.

Your huge face and broken glasses?

At 7/16/05 10:20 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 7/16/05 10:13 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You know I got a secret weapon.

Your huge face and broken glasses?

Yup. Broken glasses are the key to being awesome. In 20 years, broken glasses will be the peak of style, just you wait.

At 7/16/05 10:13 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You know I got a secret weapon.

You know what I've heard that has always astounded me? Vodka has no carbs. O_o

Well, I'm back from the wedding. My mother and my new stepfather are out on their honeymoon, and all the well wishers have finally left.

I have the house by myself for the next two days, while they're gone on honeymoon. I'm free to do anything...anything!!!!! Where anything is defined as nothing out of the ordinary. Meh, I might go on a late night drive tonight. Get a few hours of sleep, and go out for a drive during the early morning hours. I like driving around 4 or 5 in the morning, everyone's still in bed and the roads are tranquil, the music on the radio seems better, the scenery's more pleasant, the car runs smoother, everything just seems perfect at four in the morning.

Oh, and about that cut from the safety cutters, here's a pic.
Should have probably had stitches put in.

Oh snap! A laceration!

At 7/15/05 12:26 PM, Proteas wrote:

At 7/14/05 04:21 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Welcome to being a mom. :D

Not. Funny.

I don't know, I got a chuckle out of it. :)

At 7/14/05 04:57 PM, spamishfli wrote: dental visit from hell

I usally go into the dentist's office carrying a super soaker filled with holy water.... those fuckers are evil. O_o

Do they burn when you shoot them or just melt?...... I mean that's terrible!
>.>
<.<

At 7/16/05 10:13 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You know I got a secret weapon.

Diet Coke! How can you drink that foul excuse for a carbonated beverage? Stuff tastes like bad well water to me. Yuck. Never had 151 so I can't comment on it.

At 7/16/05 11:28 PM, -Illustrious- wrote: Should have probably had stitches put in.

Meh. I've lived through worse cuts that I got from a straight razor at work. No stitches is fine. just keep it under a band-aid for like three days.

At 7/16/05 09:15 PM, -Wraith- wrote:

At 7/16/05 09:14 PM, Empanado wrote: Anyways. Take it easy, emo-boy.

I HAVE NO CAR!!! How can I have a life if I don't have a car?!
*Breaks down into tears*

I have no car :-(
But I do have a house :-)

When I worked, it was walking distance. When I went to school, it was only one bus. When I went out with friends, they gave me rides. I have a liscense, but no car...
When I was at SCU, it was one bus ride.
Now that I will enter SJSU, it still will be one bus ride...

So I had no real need to own a car.
If I do buy one, I will get one of those nifty hybrid...

At 7/16/05 10:20 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

At 7/16/05 10:13 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: You know I got a secret weapon.

Your huge face and broken glasses?

Funk's face is actually very boy band cute, but those eyebrows make him look like a film noir killer...

Funk kinda reminds me of the grandfather in all the old children's stories. You know, the one who's always jovial and laughs alot?

But then I remember all the pics of him and his knives, and I can't help but think 'Genghis Khan'.

At 7/17/05 02:36 AM, spamishfli wrote: Funk's face is actually very boy band cute, but those eyebrows make him look like a film noir killer...

Actually, I found out his secret.
I just saw 8mm today. Funk's that guy, the Machine. By day, he lives with her mom and attends church. By night, he puts on an S&M leather mask and participates in snuff films, slashing poor girls.

But he grew a beard.

Damn you to hell, Funk! Good thing Nicholas Cage stabbed you to death.

Haha, wierdiest and trippiest movie ever.

Saw Willie Wonka and the Chocolate Factory today high as HELL (still am lol, for some reason, after awhile, I get not tired and feel like running around). I understood exactly ZERO percent of that crazy ass movie.

Wow, wierd. Looked good though. Lol, especially the fat kid who eats alot. And Wonka acting like Michael Jackson, lol. AWESOME lol.

At 7/16/05 10:13 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

You know I got a secret weapon.

Diet coke? Are you even fooling yourself anymore?