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At 6/23/05 09:14 AM, fenrus1989 wrote: ya right me reading the twenty thousand pages, i would rather get stuck in a bomb shelter with staff. Where i am right now, i'm in cape cod, MA and i'm going to be going down to Pennslyvani. Hey does anywon know the address for where tom lives or where wad works. But i'll be in this place called Hershey Park. Suprising, i've never eaten a hershey bar.

Wow, you realy hate reading, you know, nothing is bad in reading from time to time, would you realy likr to be dead instead of reading?

At 6/23/05 09:25 AM, lidov wrote:

At 6/23/05 09:14 AM, fenrus1989 wrote: ya right me reading the twenty thousand pages, i would rather get stuck in a bomb shelter with staff. Where i am right now, i'm in cape cod, MA and i'm going to be going down to Pennslyvani. Hey does anywon know the address for where tom lives or where wad works. But i'll be in this place called Hershey Park. Suprising, i've never eaten a hershey bar.

Wow, you realy hate reading, you know, nothing is bad in reading from time to time, would you realy likr to be dead instead of reading?

no i love reading, but reading all of these pages would drive me crazy. i absolutely love reading. me mum used to give me books and learning equipment when i was a child to develop my learning senses faster. Right now i'm currentyly reading purgatiro by
Dante. I've read inferno by and i want to read paradiso. I've also read all of homer and Virgil, The art of War,all of scotts books and many other authors.

At 6/22/05 10:15 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Thanks jack ass. Now everyone knows how fucked up life in the trailer park is.

Sorry... I was just curious.

I should tell you some of the stuff that's gone on in my family. It's the stuff soap operas are based off of.

At 6/22/05 10:35 PM, Elfer wrote: The entire poit of the deal was to prevent sexual exploitation of children, and drawn porn doesn't sexually exploit any children.

It does make me wonder how the artists are able to get the proportions and physical details right though...

Re-reading that line, I just realized how creepy that sounded.

Anyway, if it wasn't legal, the "art"ists would just say "Hey, just because she's wearing a diaper doesn't mean she's under 18"

"Hell yeah she's a consenting adult! She's just got a rare form of drawfism!!!!" XD

At 6/22/05 11:25 PM, Maus wrote: Therefore, links would be verboten here.

I said I believe you...

*sigh*

My aunt, uncle, and five of their eight (yes, eight) kids are here until tuesday. I don't think I've ever actually looked forward to going to work in my life. It's people like them that are the reason I don't want kids.

I mean, I can understand having that many kids if you can afford them (and apparently they can), but there's a certain lack of discipline in these kids. If I did half the stuff they get away with, I wouldn't be able to sit down comfortably for a week. My mom finally told them (the kids) this morning, "You may not mind your parents, but you will mind me." Then she added as a side note, "Do not cross your two cousins, they are adults and I cannot be held responsible for their actions." Let's see if today goes any better...

Anyone seen the new Slipknot video yet?

At 6/23/05 09:14 AM, fenrus1989 wrote: ya right me reading the twenty thousand pages

One thousand pages.

*crazy brits*

Where i am right now, i'm in cape cod, MA and i'm going to be going down to Pennslyvani. Hey does anywon know the address for where tom lives or where wad works. But i'll be in this place called Hershey Park. Suprising, i've never eaten a hershey bar.

You could try emailing tom, and asking if he'd have lunch with you, but I sincerely doubt anyone who has their personal info is just going to give it to you like that.

At 6/23/05 01:08 AM, TheShrike wrote: Hey... maybe we should make that a rule... No Lounge posting until you read every single page.
It would only take a couple days. heh.

That's just sick. Would it apply retroactively or do all regular posters get exempted.

It's penis, isn't it?

Of course it is. That's the answer to everything. :P

At 6/23/05 02:13 AM, -Wraith- wrote:

At 6/23/05 12:36 AM, LadyGrace wrote: Son of a BITCH! *hides in her fallout shelter*

We've got Twinkies, right? Nothing better can survive a nuclear holocaust than Twinkies. Well, except maybe cockroaches.

Its funny how they can survive a nuclear holocost, yet cannot survive the ehal of my shoe. Or Fear Factor. nm nothing can withstand Fear Factor and its horrible ratings.

At 6/22/05 10:35 PM, Elfer wrote: The entire poit of the deal was to prevent sexual exploitation of children, and drawn porn doesn't sexually exploit any children.

What if! What if a naked 3-year-old girl is drawing said porn, with her vagina?

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At 6/23/05 11:50 AM, Proteas wrote: Anyone seen the new Slipknot video yet?

[Insert Australian accent here for no good reason whatsoever]

Boy, I'd rather be billabonged by a jolly swagman under the shade of a coolabah tree.

At 6/23/05 04:57 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Its funny how they can survive a nuclear holocost, yet cannot survive the ehal of my shoe. Or Fear Factor. nm nothing can withstand Fear Factor and its horrible ratings.

You step on Twinkies? YOU SICK FUCK!

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LOL Looks like someone else has taken advantage of the UOTD pics being uncensored!

At 6/23/05 06:05 PM, Empanado wrote:

What if! What if a naked 3-year-old girl is drawing said porn, with her vagina?

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Now that's just nasty.

At 6/23/05 11:50 AM, Proteas wrote: Anyone seen the new Slipknot video yet?

[Insert Australian accent here for no good reason whatsoever]

Boy, I'd rather be billabonged by a jolly swagman under the shade of a coolabah tree.

Never use that accent again EVER, Australia is an evil, evil place and must never again be mentioned. The cheet at cricket don'tcher know.

Is it a little weird that I still can't tell the difference between an Austraulian and a New Zealand accent despit the fact that I am actually half Kiwi?

At 6/23/05 06:41 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: I am actually half Kiwi.

I know all of you guys will agree with me on this:

At 6/23/05 08:02 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 6/23/05 06:41 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: I am actually half Kiwi.

I know all of you guys will agree with me on this:

nice little joke for a yank though. Alright at my old summer camp in Northern scotland i had an archery teacher who was a lass and had the name of kiwi. wierd eh

At 6/23/05 08:04 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: Kiwi kiwi kiwi.

I don't really like kiwis. They always tickle my tongue far too much and because of that I can't sense the flavor in anything that I eat afterwards. :(

At 6/23/05 08:09 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 6/23/05 08:04 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: Kiwi kiwi kiwi.

I don't really like kiwis. They always tickle my tongue far too much and because of that I can't sense the flavor in anything that I eat afterwards. :(

nice ineundo yank. Your just a wee bit of your game don't you think lad.

At 6/23/05 08:13 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: nice ineundo yank. Your just a wee bit of your game don't you think lad.

1.- What?
2.- How is it innuendo?
3.- Why do you call me yank?

At 6/23/05 08:09 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 6/23/05 08:04 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: Kiwi kiwi kiwi.

I don't really like kiwis. They always tickle my tongue far too much and because of that I can't sense the flavor in anything that I eat afterwards. :(

You are actually supposed to take the feathers OFF before you eat them

At 6/23/05 08:30 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote: You are actually supposed to take the feathers OFF before you eat them

Har har. Me laffs at the you.

But seriously. Kiwis, as in fruit-kiwis, always tickle my tongue. Even after I take the seeds off.

At 6/23/05 08:13 PM, fenrus1989 wrote: nice ineundo yank. Your just a wee bit of your game don't you think lad.

N00b. Empanado isn't a yank. He's much crazier than that!

He lives in some insignificant third world country somewhere.

The third world kid is the only one who reads my blog. :'(

1.- What?

kay

2.- How is it innuendo?

sorry, you were talking about how furry kiwi's were and how you lost the taste of any other food right after i talked about an aussie named kiwie. sorry mate.

3.- Why do you call me yank?

sorry again mate, i didn't know that you were from chile.

At 6/23/05 09:04 PM, fenrus1989 wrote:

sorry again mate, i didn't know that you were from chile.

Yeah, you really ought to read people's profiles before assuming where they're from.
How would you like to be called a yank?! Or even worse, English?!

At 6/23/05 09:06 PM, SkyCube wrote:

At 6/23/05 09:04 PM, fenrus1989 wrote:

sorry again mate, i didn't know that you were from chile.

Yeah, you really ought to read people's profiles before assuming where they're from.
How would you like to be called a yank?! Or even worse, English?!

haaa how dare you skycube, never call me english you bloody limey. I'm scotish dammit and half irish but still scotish.

At 6/23/05 06:32 PM, SkyCube wrote: LOL Looks like someone else has taken advantage of the UOTD pics being uncensored!

That's why James rules. :)

At 6/23/05 09:03 PM, BeFell wrote: The third world kid is the only one who reads my blog. :'(

Is it just me, or does that qualifies you as a highly emo LJ whore? Allow me to use an equivalent to prove my point:

"My most loyal reader is from Slovewanmibia. He says he will read my previous posts when insurgents stop raiding his home village. I wish he would donate to my PayPal account from time to time. Jerk."

Your blog's fine. But it would be better if you took a more 'Maddox' approach to it. You need to sell the image of Befell, the very sophisticated mormon whose job is to kick a lot of ass with his monthly bitchings and pseudo-manly statements.

At 6/23/05 09:17 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 6/23/05 09:03 PM, BeFell wrote:

Your blog's fine. But it would be better if you took a more 'Maddox' approach to it. You need to sell the image of Befell, the very sophisticated mormon whose job is to kick a lot of ass with his monthly bitchings and pseudo-manly statements.

Um ok...

I was just disapoined that nobody wanted to see wedding pictures.

At 6/23/05 06:05 PM, Empanado wrote: What if! What if a naked 3-year-old girl is drawing said porn, with her vagina?

I'd be contacting Ripleys for starters...

Boy, I'd rather be billabonged by a jolly swagman under the shade of a coolabah tree.

*shakes head*

Whatever dude... I just thought you all may find it interesting due to the fact that none of them have their masks on in the video. You can go to www.urbanchaosvideos.com to watch it if interested.

Came back from work this evening, and my mom asked me if I was here when one of my cousin's got slapped. Apparently the bratty 12 year old got backhanded twice for back-talking his dad right after I left for work.... can't say I blame my uncle, I've wanted to throttle the brat myself on several occaisons for similar reasons.

At 6/23/05 09:49 PM, BeFell wrote: Um ok...

I was just disapoined that nobody wanted to see wedding pictures.

Did someone say something?

We were holding out for the honeymoon pictures, befell.

At 6/23/05 09:49 PM, BeFell wrote:
Um ok...

I was just disapoined that nobody wanted to see wedding pictures.

Befell, may we please see wedding pictures?

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At 6/23/05 10:47 PM, stafffighter wrote: There. I helped you now people help me by looking at my very good song http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=292956

That was actually pretty good staff. Get Good Charlotte to see it and you've got a top 10 hit.

At 6/23/05 11:23 PM, totalwar wrote:

At 6/23/05 10:47 PM, stafffighter wrote: There. I helped you now people help me by looking at my very good song http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/topic.php?id=292956

That was actually pretty good staff. Get Good Charlotte to see it and you've got a top 10 hit.

Good Charlette is the enemy, but on the bright side it would be indistiquishable from their other work, making me money and possibly open my options to emotionally fragile legal teen girls. I said legal