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Goddamit. It ticks me off people try to rip other people off-- especially great thinkers.
Like the brothers who made the Matrix, and that poster on the Rock thread...

IT's FROM PLATO!

Anyways,
Freud was a great Poser too... one reason why I 'subconciously' wanted to bitch slap him. But he had the decency to change stuff around, and give partial credit.

Shakespeare and Chaucer. Eh. They were forgivable. Chaucer had a great personality, and I suspected that Shakepeare never though he would be this big. Ever.

But goddamit, if this continues, I might just recycle
Machlavelli and call it my own. I might call it, "The King" or something.

At 6/19/05 03:27 PM, spamishfli wrote: Goddamit. It ticks me off people try to rip other people off-- especially great thinkers.
Like the brothers who made the Matrix, and that poster on the Rock thread...

Well... the Matrix guys got the idea from Ghost in the Shell. Which is totally from the Greek thinkers, mostly Aristotle. "What defines a human" etc.

Im sad teh thread were someone said all drugs shoudl be legal since theya re just plants. Herion does look nice this time of the year, but the Round-Up isn't doing much to that ugly patch of Crystal Meth in the backyard.

None of you guys really answered me >:(

In Clerks the guy has a boner, but it never says anything about him cumming... And just because a dead bull can ejaculate doesn't mean a dead human can ;)

So... Like, once more. Does anyone know if a dead man can ejaculate, if he dies while having sex. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION AND I NEED AN ANSWER!

At 6/19/05 05:08 PM, DirtySyko wrote: THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION AND I NEED AN ANSWER!

You scare me. try googling it, but don't try it at work.

At 6/19/05 05:08 PM, DirtySyko wrote: None of you guys really answered me >:(

In Clerks the guy has a boner, but it never says anything about him cumming... And just because a dead bull can ejaculate doesn't mean a dead human can ;)

So... Like, once more. Does anyone know if a dead man can ejaculate, if he dies while having sex. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION AND I NEED AN ANSWER!

Its a sticky situation.
Erections after death can occur in cases of stangulation and hangings. Snapping of the neck would give you an irregular blood pressure. Therefore, someone can die with an erection, or get a hard on after death, but as far as ejaculation is concerned...

It could be possible for a limited amount of time, and under very specific conditions. There are too many variables here, and causes of death are limitless. It would require an electric shock, but rigor mortis alone would probably only cause a small seeping of fluid.

Besides, people have muscular contractions after death all the time.

At 6/19/05 05:08 PM, DirtySyko wrote:

So... Like, once more. Does anyone know if a dead man can ejaculate, if he dies while having sex. THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION AND I NEED AN ANSWER!

Why is this so pressing I might ask? It is possible but it is not likely. The body is proned to muscle spasms as part of rigor mortis, and if the pump is primed (so to speak)...

However, it is far more likely that it would leak as opposed to rocket, when the blood leaves, he goes flacid, volume is decreased and soo on.

This has been the single handed most disgusting post I've ever made, but hope it helped ease your mind.

At 6/19/05 05:29 PM, awkward_silence wrote:

At 6/19/05 05:08 PM, DirtySyko wrote:

This has been the single handed most disgusting post I've ever made, but hope it helped ease your mind.

You and I can join Shrapnel in Med School. :)

Wait I'm confused. I know you guys are saying it's possible for fluids to leak out... But wouldn't the muscle spasms help cause the guy to ejaculate?

Also, keep in mind he is hyped up on cocaine. Do you think the coke could do anything to your body to cause this to happen?

At 6/19/05 05:43 PM, DirtySyko wrote: Wait I'm confused. I know you guys are saying it's possible for fluids to leak out... But wouldn't the muscle spasms help cause the guy to ejaculate?

Bulls aren't humans, are we aren't bulls. So, I don't think it is actually possible to get off after you are dead. Remember that ejactulation from orgasms are partially mental, so if your dead, you won't be making any mental to physical connections.

Also, keep in mind he is hyped up on cocaine. Do you think the coke could do anything to your body to cause this to happen?

. . .

At 6/19/05 05:49 PM, KooMegalomania wrote: Bulls aren't humans, are we aren't bulls.

However, bulls are mammals and all mammals are relatively similar, therefore I think it would be possible, depending on the time the man dies. For example... if he has a heart attack right before he ejaculates, the body lives on for a small amount of time after a person dies, so I think it's entirely possible for that to happen.

At 6/19/05 05:52 PM, LadyGrace wrote:

However, bulls are mammals and all mammals are relatively similar, therefore I think it would be possible, depending on the time the man dies. For example... if he has a heart attack right before he ejaculates, the body lives on for a small amount of time after a person dies, so I think it's entirely possible for that to happen.

We need a test subject..

On the other hand, how many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

At 6/19/05 05:49 PM, KooMegalomania wrote:

. . .

Well, you've heard stories about people on cocaine getting blasted by cops and still running towards them. Even though they are legally dead, they are still running, because the cocaine is causing their nerves to live on... Well wouldn't it be possible for it to do the same to a man's penis? lol...

At 6/18/05 10:53 PM, LadyGrace wrote: BTW... OH SNAP PICTURE OF SHRIKE!!!!!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/...5502000/ngbbs42b4dda8b304e.jpg

*tilts head to the side in a confused manner*

Which one is shrike?

At 6/19/05 01:32 AM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: deputy moderators going psycho in an apocalyptic landscape

I say we go after SilencedIntruder first, the little punk is getting on my nerves... now he swears that there's an Illuminati and NWO because Bone Thugs & Harmony told him so.

At 6/19/05 03:44 AM, spamishfli wrote: And we. Lived. Happily. Ever. After. The End.

You know, I don't find this story the least bit disturbing. I find it a bit greedy, if anything. Couldn't let the poor beast die in peace...

At 6/19/05 03:05 PM, LadyGrace wrote: What? HE WAS THE SON OF GOD! HE HAD TO BE HOT!

He probably would have looked average... you know, considering he was a perfect being, there wouldn't have been any physical flaws in him. Average height, build, skin/muscle tone and such.

Because of the area he's from, I can't keep from seeing this image of Jesus feeding the 5,000 and then going (in an Apu from the Simpson's accent) "Would you like a slushee with that?"

At 6/19/05 05:29 PM, awkward_silence wrote: Why is this so pressing I might ask?

That's what I'm wondering... couldn't DS just call up the local morgue or something?

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Had a scary moment today with my grandfather. He lost his balance walking on our back porch and fell... he didn't break anything. He just landed ass first, then shoulders, then kind of popped his head on the floor of the porch. But he's all right now, no signs of injury, just kind of a bruised pride because this happened in front of some company we had over this afternoon for a cookout.

At 6/19/05 06:14 PM, Proteas wrote:

Had a scary moment today with my grandfather. He lost his balance walking on our back porch and fell.

A similar thing happened to my grandmother about a month ago. When she fell though she did break her hip. Sadly, however, when she was x-rayed they found cancer all over.

oh. yeah.

Best. Weekend. EVER.

At 6/19/05 06:20 PM, DirtySyko wrote:

Well, you've heard stories about people on cocaine getting blasted by cops and still running towards them. Even though they are legally dead, they are still running, because the cocaine is causing their nerves to live on...

Oh yea, all the time.

Well wouldn't it be possible for it to do the same to a man's penis?

I'm all out of information. Sorry.
This conversation is making me feel stupid and violated all at the same time.

lol...

lol !!!!

At 6/19/05 06:23 PM, TheShrike wrote:

oh. yeah.

Best. Weekend. EVER.

Gosh. No need to rub it in. :'(

Dirty- Yes. Yes, they can. And it's just as hard to get out of your hair, too.

At 6/19/05 06:13 PM, DirtySyko wrote:

Well, you've heard stories about people on cocaine getting blasted by cops and still running towards them. Even though they are legally dead, they are still running, because the cocaine is causing their nerves to live on... Well wouldn't it be possible for it to do the same to a man's penis? lol...

I'm mightaly intrerested as to why you wish to know all this?

Or , maybe not.

At 6/19/05 06:14 PM, Proteas wrote: *tilts head to the side in a confused manner*

Which one is shrike?

Shrike's the one with the ponytail. DanMalo is the one in the middle and Tom Fulp is the one getting boned. :)

At 6/19/05 05:08 PM, DirtySyko wrote: None of you guys really answered me >:(

Did you not read about my thread about my uncle jacking off a dead bull?
It may be possible in humans.

this is the second time i'm answering your question, but i had another thought.

you mentioned how people can keep running towards those cops.

maybe if the man died a moment or so before fully orgasming, his nerves could still send the message for an ejaculation

At 6/19/05 04:36 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Well... the Matrix guys got the idea from Ghost in the Shell. Which is totally from the Greek thinkers, mostly Aristotle. "What defines a human" etc.

Ghost in the Shell, eh?

Guess it makes sense. I can see where they got that from. Never heard that before though. Did the Wachowskis even thank Ghost in the Shell at all for the idea?

At 6/19/05 08:40 PM, spamishfli wrote:

Did you not read about my thread about my uncle jacking off a dead bull?
It may be possible in humans.

Of course I did, and I replied saying "bulls are't humans."

But it is the best evidence so far that it's possible for something like this to happen, so I'm glad you had first hand experience... Even though it would have been funnier if your experience was a little more handier ;)

well-- if you're so adament...

You'll O.D. and I'll bring the K.Y. Jelly.

for the sake of science, of course.

At 6/19/05 03:00 PM, spamishfli wrote: Oh c'mon Empanado--
Don't llamas need friendship too?

YOU SHUT YOUR MOUTH! BULL-JERKER, YOU JUST SHUT YOUR FILTHY MOUTH!

At 6/19/05 10:13 PM, DirtySyko wrote: Of course I did, and I replied saying "bulls are't humans."

Yeah, but they have somewhat of the same mechanics, right? I mean, they're both mammals... Meh, I don't know. Maybe.

But it is the best evidence so far that it's possible for something like this to happen, so I'm glad you had first hand experience... Even though it would have been funnier if your experience was a little more handier ;)

Although I do not have any freaky-kinky stories about farm animals splurting a loadful, I'd say it's possible. You're talking about in-the-spur-of-the-moment action, so it depends on what you define as "dead". If he was already, y'know, doin' his thang, I don't see why it couldn't happen. But if the fun started after he went dead, (you know, necrophilia and that) I don't think so.

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So... Can't play Grim Fandango. I'm angry. I want to acquire illegal firearms and stage a school-shooting.

... Or just be an overall asshole to everyone tomorrow. I don't know.

DS, why not try it out on a buddy and tell us how it goes?

Luggage is cool. I like to look at it.

At 6/20/05 12:47 AM, red_skunk wrote: Luggage is cool. I like to look at it.

i just got a few hundred bucks of luggage from a website yesterday

i had to get all new luggage for my trip to greece in a few weeks because they said they wouldent take the stuff i normally use..it'd like cause problems or something

At 6/19/05 06:23 PM, TheShrike wrote: oh. yeah.

Best. Weekend. EVER.

Yeah for you. The rest of us have had to put up with n00bs out the ying yang and don't even mention SilencedIntruder to one of us. I know I'm personally about three seconds from jumping in my car to hunt his ass down.