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At 6/18/05 01:24 AM, Elfer wrote: I always see ads fro dating services that say "meet the girl of your dreams" But I don't think I want to meet the girl of my dreams, because every morning I wake up to the sound of my own screaming.

Sounds like something Mitch Hedburg would've have said... sounds good to me. :-)

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I got my dad a gallon of Mayfield's Butter Pecan ice cream for Father's Day... I just couldn't think of anything else to get the man, he has damn near everything he could need, and I didn't want to fall into that trap of getting him a goofy father's day gift either. Anyone else here having that problem?

At 6/18/05 05:27 PM, Proteas wrote: I got my dad a gallon of Mayfield's Butter Pecan ice cream for Father's Day... I just couldn't think of anything else to get the man, he has damn near everything he could need, and I didn't want to fall into that trap of getting him a goofy father's day gift either. Anyone else here having that problem?

Not really. My dad's a golf nut do that's always good for a gift. I got him some new Chucks though. Not that he needed them he has a black pair, a white pair, a burgudy pair, and a blue pair.

nope my dad;s a fishing man, got him a new rod and reel. $150 bucks. So will take it out in cape cod bay. But now i'm broke. Damm macdonald job and your minium wage.

At 6/18/05 06:29 PM, amm1 wrote: nope my dad;s a fishing man, got him a new rod and reel. $150 bucks. So will take it out in cape cod bay. But now i'm broke. Damm macdonald job and your minium wage.

Who are you and why did you post here?

I have posted my consideration of my brothers reinesance theme wedding in the past but now things have reached a new level of insanity. My father is running the music for the wedding.
A short background of my father. A 61 year old blind man who once dreamed of being a disk jockey and listens to three things, teen crap from when he was young, teen crap from now and celeine dion. As I was growing up he played oldies all the time, which is cool in that it gave me a respect for diffrences in music and possibly a sence of what true rock and roll should be. That was then, this is now.
We were discussing music for him to bring to the wedding and he asked if I had that song by that guy. He stopped at that as if it were actual information. He later went on to say "That guy, his mom was on the jeffersons" That would be Lenny Kravitz. It seemed an unusual choice for him but the man has love songs so I suspended disbeleif "You know, he does that song. She's so high above me, like cleopatra and joan of arc and aphrodite." That would be Tal Buckman, a 90's one hit wonder who sounds nothing fucking like Lenny Kravitz. He said that this would work as those listed women were from the reinesance. A glance at the names along with a 4th grade education shouldmake it clear they are not
After this he said that "That areosmith song would be good." I indicated to him how areosmith was a very good group and had many songs. He said " No, this is recent." They have had recent albums and songs which I like more than most seem to. He went on to explain "No, this is that recent one, like from the 90's. It was in that movie and written by someone else." That would be I don't want to miss a thing, a song that I like which is probibly being played in at least 20,000 weddings at this very moment.
Yes, he considers this recent. Allow me to give you an image of the reality this man lives in. This is a man who whenever he heard me instant messeging would ask where the person I was "chattin" with was from. He would then make impressed sounds as he is amazed that have computers in diffrent places. In putting music together for the wedding he ask if it was "easy to take a whole bunch of diffrent songs, from diffrent albums and put them on one album." While that can at least be explained by a lack of technical saavy, something I can understand fully. I know little about my car beyond that turning the key makes it go. The true naivite of the man comes into play when I have to explain to him that hot and horny coeds were not actually trying to e-mail him. He said that they must be, as they were saying hello to him by name. Yes I know I'm ranting, but I have a right to as he just asked if I have "hold my hand" because he wants to "bring some hootie."

I got my daddy--
nuttin'.

I seriously don't know what he wants. Doesn't wear ties. He doesn't like clothes. Don't use gift cards or certificates. Doesn't want money...

I got him a huge thing of phone cards last year-- he used them to call his family in Mexico, and he was happy with that.

But this year, I can't get anything "different". Women are easier to shop. I know how to play in my mother and sisters emotions, but my father-- he's like me. Takes real effort to make something extra special.

But I will take him out to his favorite restaurant.

fli does your dad like hunting or weapons. get him a gun. a gun is a mans best friend.

At 6/18/05 07:40 PM, amm1 wrote: fli does your dad like hunting or weapons. get him a gun. a gun is a mans best friend.

Little boy, do you want me to take you to mall security so they can find your mommy/?

At 6/18/05 08:17 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 6/18/05 07:40 PM, amm1 wrote: fli does your dad like hunting or weapons. get him a gun. a gun is a mans best friend.

Little boy, do you want me to take you to mall security so they can find your mommy/?

actually mommy left me 6 years ago. but thanks for caring bastard.

At 6/18/05 08:17 PM, stafffighter wrote: His chromicle of insanaty.

At 6/18/05 07:40 PM, amm1 wrote: fli does your dad like hunting or weapons. get him a gun. a gun is a mans best friend.

Little boy, do you want me to take you to mall security so they can find your mommy/?

Indeed.

At 6/18/05 07:40 PM, amm1 wrote: fli does your dad like hunting or weapons. get him a gun. a gun is a mans best friend.

A gun?
*smack*

My dad doesn't hunt. Neither do I.
Although he has a great sense of personality-- perhaps a Super Soaker?

At 6/18/05 07:15 PM, stafffighter wrote: Yes I know I'm ranting, but I have a right to as he just asked if I have "hold my hand" because he wants to "bring some hootie."

Rant on my friend... I think everyone here understands your situation pretty well.

At 6/18/05 07:32 PM, spamishfli wrote: But this year, I can't get anything "different". Women are easier to shop. I know how to play in my mother and sisters emotions, but my father-- he's like me. Takes real effort to make something extra special.

This I can sympathize with you on. My sisters and mother are the easiest people to shop for, just get them some bath items (designer soaps and aromatherapy type stuff) and they go nutts. My Dad on the other hand...

He actually liked the Butter Pecan ice cream though. I think it made his day. :-)

But I will take him out to his favorite restaurant.

That works.

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I'm starting to miss Maus, Funk and Shrike...

At 6/18/05 08:17 PM, stafffighter wrote: His chromicle of insanaty.

And you call us Brits crazy.

I got my dad an Oh Henry bar because I've got shit for cash, and I know that's his favourite chocolate deal.

At 6/18/05 08:51 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote:

And you call us Brits crazy.

No, I call your food bad and your beer warm. Can we agree that the queen buying an ipod is not newsworthy?

At 6/18/05 08:56 PM, stafffighter wrote: No, I call your food bad and your beer warm. Can we agree that the queen buying an ipod is not newsworthy?

She needs the ipod for her collection of gangster rap, lol.

Is it like a normal one, or all blinged out?

At 6/18/05 08:56 PM, stafffighter wrote: No, I call your food bad and your beer warm. Can we agree that the queen buying an ipod is not newsworthy?

actualy..i remember watching CNN and NBC on the same night and they mentioned how bush had an iPod and the songs that he had on it.

At 6/18/05 10:31 PM, MALforPresident wrote: actualy..i remember watching CNN and NBC on the same night and they mentioned how bush had an iPod and the songs that he had on it.

Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy.

BTW... OH SNAP PICTURE OF SHRIKE!!!!!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/...5502000/ngbbs42b4dda8b304e.jpg

At 6/18/05 08:56 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 6/18/05 08:51 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote:

And you call us Brits crazy.

No, I call your food bad

Eh?

and your beer warm.

Larger is served cold, ale is served warm. Cold ale is an abonamitation.

Can we agree that the queen buying an ipod is not newsworthy?

We can which is why over here it didn't actually make the news.

At 6/18/05 08:17 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 6/18/05 07:40 PM, amm1 wrote: fli does your dad like hunting or weapons. get him a gun. a gun is a mans best friend.

Little boy, do you want me to take you to mall security so they can find your mommy/?

I thought we were not supposed to feed tht rools, bad stafffighter, bad bad.

At 6/18/05 10:38 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Smack My Bitch Up by Prodigy.

i remember he had something gay like backstreet boys and maria carey. and then some country.

i bet he's got gansta rap on there too..

At 6/18/05 05:29 AM, spamishfli wrote: Sometimes I feel like choking something...
And not the good 'choking', but the bad kind...

Holy crap...there's a bad kind?

At 6/18/05 01:13 PM, Mr_Lahey wrote: Ahahahaha, boy....

I have no idea what you're talking about. And I think you're crazier.
South Central sucks the proverbial cock, so we should just go ahead and attack Syria? Or...what? I'm so not following your line of reason, at all.
Try harder.

At 6/18/05 08:56 PM, stafffighter wrote:

At 6/18/05 08:51 PM, LeapOfFaith wrote:

No, I call your food bad and your beer warm. Can we agree that the queen buying an ipod is not newsworthy?

What the hell, man? She...got an IPOD! An IPOD!
How lame are you? Really.

At 6/18/05 07:32 PM, spamishfli wrote: I got my daddy--
nuttin'.

Bingo. I never get anything. He usually buys himself something. Made a $100 purchase on a bunch of Sonic Youth merchandise a week or two ago, I'm counting that. And for my birthday, I just swiped a credit card and made some purchases. Works a lot better than doing the whole "gift" thing.

At 6/18/05 08:47 PM, Proteas wrote: I'm starting to miss Maus, Funk and Shrike...

I know they said it was a wired hotel, But I dunno if half of the mods have laptops. Funk prolly not, and who knows about Maus / Shrike. Plus there's the traveling. They left us big time. *sniff*

At 6/18/05 10:53 PM, LadyGrace wrote: BTW... OH SNAP PICTURE OF SHRIKE!!!!!!

http://www.newgrounds.com/bbs/...5502000/ngbbs42b4dda8b304e.jpg

Sausage fest.

At 6/19/05 12:01 AM, red_skunk wrote: They left us big time. *sniff*

Yes, abandoned. Use the pain. Use the solitary. I Will never be beautiful. I will never be handsome. i will never be desire. I can be smart. I can be strong. I can be true

You shoudl have gotten oen of those flashlights they stick up your rectum so that they can see witht he camera. then you shoudl ahve also gottena disposable camera and a jar of vasaline.

At 6/19/05 12:47 AM, stafffighter wrote: Yes, abandoned. Use the pain. Use the solitary. I Will never be beautiful. I will never be handsome. i will never be desire. I can be smart. I can be strong. I can be true

Stop touching me.