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Y helo thar ^_^

I love Saturdays. Why? Because I can sleep until 4 pm. Today, it was even easier since it's rained all day.

At 5/14/05 07:04 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: *looks through the last couple of pages*

Damn, Maus...you look good. I can't think of any other way to describe it. Maybe that'll actually mean something coming from another woman. :D

i dont see why it would matter. the way i see it a compliment is a compliment.

maybe im weird though. but if a chick says i'm attractive its great. and if a dude says i am i dont think it's any less of a compliment, apparently i'm actractive to both sides. too bad i'm not gay or bisexual for the dude though.

along with the international thing: you'll see even more people from around the world as those other countries, mostly former soviet states, begin to have brauder communications systems in their countries. people are getting internet and stuff where there used to not even be phone lines or indoor plumbing not even ten years ago.

i havn't really noticed any increas from different countries, but i have noticed that in recent years more countries are westernizing in eastern europe.

At 5/14/05 07:16 PM, Maus wrote: Y helo thar ^_^

I love Saturdays. Why? Because I can sleep until 4 pm. Today, it was even easier since it's rained all day.

last friday i took my sleeping meds and was out at 10:30pm. wound up waking up at 7am with nothing to do.

last night i didnt take my meds and was up till about 3am, woke up around 2pm today.

i love being able to sleep as long as i wish even if it is once a week and only for a few months.

in about a month i'm back to my old rutine of getting up early every day, weekends and holidays. except saturdays, i hope, this summer

When I worked at the coffeeshop, I had to be up at 4:45 everymorning to catch the 5:40 bus and be at work by 6:15 to open the shop at 7:30.

The only time earlier than that was when my ex and I both had to share a car, and she had to be at work by 5:45 every morning. Up at 4:30, in the car by 5 to drive 30 minutes and drop her off, then drive home and drink coffee and do bong hits until 7, and then drive to work. My lunch hour was spent driving her home, getting a quickie, and driving back to work. Go home at 5, do bong hits, eat dinner, do it again and go to bed. I guess it wasn't that bad, lol.

At 5/13/05 10:48 PM, DirtySyko wrote:

At 5/13/05 10:11 PM, stafffighter wrote:

Did you have to empty out half the milk to lift it?

Perhaps...

Suck it in, fatty ;)

You call that sucking it in? >:(

At 5/14/05 07:04 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: *looks through the last couple of pages*

Damn, Maus...you look good. I can't think of any other way to describe it. Maybe that'll actually mean something coming from another woman. :D

You know, I hear Maus is single.....

Rowr Rowr.

At 5/14/05 07:29 PM, Maus wrote: When I worked at the coffeeshop, I had to be up at 4:45 everymorning to catch the 5:40 bus and be at work by 6:15 to open the shop at 7:30.

you know, i bet if you took the time you spent doing bong hits, you could ahve had more sleep.

then again, whats worth being awake if youre not going to live to enjoy it while you are awake?

yeah, in the winter i share a car with my dad, during vacations i have to get up at 5am, drive him to work at 6, and then i'll have to drive to the OTHER side of the county so i can get to work by 7am.

he works an hour away from home and where i work. i also have to pick him up too after work.

and during the summer i have to drive 3 hours to work on sunday mornings and get there by 7am, so i'm leaving the house by 4am on sundays. then i spend the rest of the week getting up at 7:30am.

friday nigth and saturday are the only days i have free during the summer

I must say, I feel deeply sorry for anyone that has to get up early to go to work. I have a couple of friends that have to get up by 4:00 - 5:00 am to get to their jobs on time when that is usually about when I go to bed. Night jobs may detract a little bit from your social life, but the sleep is definately worth it. If your anything like me, being able to go to bed whenever you feel like, still know you can sleep till however late you can, and not have to think about setting an alarm to get up is one of the greatest feelings ever =)

At 5/14/05 07:45 PM, MALforPresident wrote:

At 5/14/05 07:29 PM, Maus wrote: When I worked at the coffeeshop, I had to be up at 4:45 everymorning to catch the 5:40 bus and be at work by 6:15 to open the shop at 7:30.

you know, i bet if you took the time you spent doing bong hits, you could ahve had more sleep.

Erm. I didn't do bong hits before the coffeeshop. Just when I had to drop the ex off. And that was because I couldn't go back to sleep by then.

At 5/14/05 07:59 PM, Maus wrote: Erm. I didn't do bong hits before the coffeeshop. Just when I had to drop the ex off. And that was because I couldn't go back to sleep by then.

as long as you aren't doing bong hits while your grabbing a quicky with the x and driving to the coffee shop.

At 5/14/05 08:08 PM, MALforPresident wrote: as long as you aren't doing bong hits while your grabbing a quicky with the x and driving to the coffee shop.

Sex, drugs, caffeine and money all in one day? Damn, that would be some life =P

Fuck, thought of this one while looking at a couple of topics in the general forum, but I can't tell if it's funny or not.

I hate dating game type shows, because they always have stupid questions like "If I was a glass of water, how would you drink me?" If someone I knew was a glass of water, I would probably be like "Woah, how the hell did you become a glass of water?" But then later I'd forget, and I'd drink them without thinking, but then I'd realize what I'd done, and panic. I would bury the evidence in a park and spend the rest of my life wracked with guilt for my accidental murder. Anyway, that's why I don't plan on ever being on one of those shows.

Just so you know, there's a pause between "wracked with guilt for my accidental murder" and the final line. I remember someone asked about that, because they didn't know about the pause. I agree with them that no pause would make it a shitty finishing line though.

At 5/14/05 08:41 PM, Elfer wrote: Fuck, thought of this one while looking at a couple of topics in the general forum, but I can't tell if it's funny or not.

ROFL!!! Oh man that is too funny. Combined with the right delivery and that could bring the house down =)

At 5/14/05 08:49 PM, jmaster306 wrote:

At 5/14/05 08:41 PM, Elfer wrote: Fuck, thought of this one while looking at a couple of topics in the general forum, but I can't tell if it's funny or not.

ROFL!!! Oh man that is too funny. Combined with the right delivery and that could bring the house down =)

Thanks.

This is good for me, because whenever I write a joke, I always spend time thinking about how I'm going to deliver it. I always try to think to myself that delivery is at least half the joke.

At 5/13/05 09:16 AM, Freakapotimus wrote: hard iced tea.

Is that stuff any good?

At 5/13/05 05:12 PM, LadyGrace wrote: Two can play at that game. >:D

*tickles da cute bellay*

At 5/13/05 10:49 PM, Elfer wrote: I was actually surprised at how well it went. Guess I'm almost as funny as everyone tries to tell me I am.

Congrat's man. As it was once said, Dying is easy, comedy is hard.

At 5/13/05 11:00 PM, Maus wrote: Is it too late to be a cam whore? Oh, too bad.

O_O;

I feel strangely aroused and yet somewhat un-nerved at seeing Maus' exposed bellay...

At 5/14/05 03:28 PM, SkyCube wrote: Seriously, this kid is fucked up!

If I were Wade, I would find this guy's home address, track him down, and then give him the beatdown of a lifetime ala Jay & Silent Bob Strikeback. He would be lucky to make it to Vanderbilt ICU alive if I ever got my hands on him...

At 5/14/05 07:59 PM, jmaster306 wrote: I must say, I feel deeply sorry for anyone that has to get up early to go to work....

Don't be, it's just part of life. I myself have never had to get up any earlier than 6:00 am to get to work, so I feel fortunate.

At 5/14/05 08:41 PM, Elfer wrote: Fuck, thought of this one while looking at a couple of topics in the general forum, but I can't tell if it's funny or not.

That really sounds like something Mitch Hedberg would say... it's funny, it's random, and it's just creative enough to sound drug inspired. I like it. :-)

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And now a page from my closely guarded personal life... I may be attending a funeral some time in the next two weeks. My 88 year old paternal grandfather is slowly dying here at home, from congestive heart failure and prostate cancer which has spread throughout his body. He's told my Mom already that it will be any day now, and I wouldn't be surprised in the least bit if he passed on tomorrow. I'll feel sad about his passing on, don't get me wrong, but my main worrying point at the moment is my Dad... the two of them are so close that it's almost like they're married (almost). My dad has already said that he's going to be a basketcase after my grandfather's death, which is not something I'm looking forward to. I've only seen the man cry once in my entire life, and that was scary enough as it was, I can't stand the thought of his being an inconsolable mental case.

And what's worse? My "concerned" Uncle... I can just see him driving up here from state name withheld, attending the funeral, and then promptly coming over to our house and demanding "his share" of all my grandfather's possesions and money while my father is still grieving the loss of their father. It's going to get nasty after the funeral, I can just see it now.

For those of you whom believe in it, it would be greatly appreciated if you would keep my family in your prayers for the next few weeks.

At 5/14/05 07:59 PM, jmaster306 wrote: I must say, I feel deeply sorry for anyone that has to get up early to go to work. I have a couple of friends that have to get up by 4:00 - 5:00 am to get to their jobs on time when that is usually about when I go to bed.

I'm crossing my fingers and hoping to god that I get a job that starts at 5am. Would be the Post Office, same one my father works at, sorting packages. 40hr weeks at $10 an hour, best I can possibly hope for right now. Will see on Monday. =\

At 5/14/05 09:22 PM, Proteas wrote: For those of you whom believe in it, it would be greatly appreciated if you would keep my family in your prayers for the next few weeks.

I may not believe in much, but I do believe in prayer. My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.

Proteas, I'm going to hope that everything turns out all right for you, but if your uncle does decide to show up and be a complete bastard, you may just have to stand up to him and tell him that it's an extremely bad time to discuss the matters, and it would save everybody a lot of pain, aggravation and resentment if he'd come back later, when people have coped and are ready to discuss things reasonably.

You're probably going to have to be the one to stand up to him in a calm manner, because your dad probably won't be able to. You may have to end up keeping your dad calm to keep things from getting out of hand as well.

I just watched the Shake Hands with the Devil movie. Its so powerful, really expands upon the book by showing the political after math. There is a clip from one Belgian politician who blames the whole thing on the General. He then goes to tell the press in attendance of the meeting that he has tried to set up meetings between widows of the Belgian soliders and Romeo but he has refused. When Romeo approaches him out of the sight of the press (but on camera for the documentary) the politicians says well they havent been able to get a hold of you, then when he says allt hey have to do is write the politician says but they dont know where to write to Romeo yells bullshit and him and walks away.

They way the guy stood as Romeo left you could tell he felt kinda like a douchebag.

Good movie, but I really suggest the book if you want a good look at what happend.

Pro, you and yours are in my thoughts. A death like that one is hard on any family, and it's sad to see others take advantage.

At 5/14/05 09:32 PM, jmaster306 wrote: I may not believe in much, but I do believe in prayer. My thoughts and prayers are with you and your family.

Thanks... it's greatly appreciated.

At 5/14/05 09:33 PM, Elfer wrote: You're probably going to have to be the one to stand up to him in a calm manner, because your dad probably won't be able to. You may have to end up keeping your dad calm to keep things from getting out of hand as well.

I don't know how that will go... when my paternal grandmother died, it was said that no one could keep my dad calm or consoled. Worst case scenario is that he locks himself in the master bedroom for a few days while he mourns, which is just a wonderfull because that's where all the firearms and ammunition are located.

As far as my Uncle goes, I'll do what I can should the situation arise (and it probably will). It will probably come down to me and my brother providing a physical presence to back-up our mother while she tells our uncle to go screw himself.

I really wish I still had my old "Security" t-shirt.

At 5/14/05 10:32 PM, Maus wrote: Pro, you and yours are in my thoughts. A death like that one is hard on any family, and it's sad to see others take advantage.

Thank's Maus, I feel strangely better now. Thank you all.

You got my prayers too Pro (for all its worth).

When my guitar player's father died of mesothelioma, he locked himself up for a coupple months. In fact, he's become more and more reclusive ever since, which is a big reason why I need to find another guitar player.

At 5/14/05 11:11 PM, Proteas wrote: I don't know how that will go... when my paternal grandmother died, it was said that no one could keep my dad calm or consoled.

You don't need to calm him down. It's probably best that he get all his feelings out.

All you need to do is prevent him from beating the shit out of your uncle. If violence comes in to the picture, it can be really messy to clean up.

At 5/15/05 12:02 AM, Elfer wrote: All you need to do is prevent him from beating the shit out of your uncle. If violence comes in to the picture, it can be really messy to clean up.

Indeed, but if violence does occur, it is best to stay out of the situation all together. Dont want to get mixed up in a family fued.

Wholly crap the mods are going to be busy tonight. Ever single time I refreshed the page in general, 3-5 new spam topics popped up. Both the ban stick will be red tonight =)

FUNK, I am kicking your ass on the ban list.