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At 5/12/05 09:34 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Oh, I forgot to mention, congrats on the wedding, BeFell, and good luck.

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!!! HE MIGHT BREED!!!

Dood, Potentate, what is Bush humping in your sig? I know that is not a Constitution...

At 5/12/05 09:39 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/12/05 09:34 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Oh, I forgot to mention, congrats on the wedding, BeFell, and good luck.

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!!! HE MIGHT BREED!!!

funny...thats what my parents said to the teachers at school when they mentioned sex ed....

At 5/12/05 09:37 PM, jmaster306 wrote:

At 5/12/05 09:34 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: I'll be keeping the ub3r-1337 animated DAG sig for myself, however. :p...

Nice sig, alright if I use it?

Well, I'm going to change mine to it, but sure, you can use it too.

At 5/12/05 09:39 PM, FUNKbrs wrote:

At 5/12/05 09:34 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Oh, I forgot to mention, congrats on the wedding, BeFell, and good luck.

DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM!!! HE MIGHT BREED!!!

*Envisions massive army of BeFell clones*
*shudders*

At 5/12/05 09:43 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote: Well, I'm going to change mine to it, but sure, you can use it too.

Alright, I'm going to use it for a while till I can convince someone to make something for me. My stat sig has been getting annoying with how outdated it is.

At 5/12/05 09:34 PM, IllustriousPotentate wrote:

At 5/12/05 07:24 PM, Catsofthebase wrote: Potentate set us up the sig!

I'll be keeping the ub3r-1337 animated DAG sig for myself, however. :p...

The more base the better. This fad kicks the shit out of that Numa Numa shit. And like I said, the previous sig was perfect B-). Thanks.

bah, I got bored and I felt like I was stealing your work. This one still isn't great but it's an improvement.

At 5/12/05 10:28 PM, jmaster306 wrote: bah, I got bored and I felt like I was stealing your work. This one still isn't great but it's an improvement.

OMG UR A CHEMISTERY NERD LOL

At 5/12/05 10:44 PM, Empanado wrote:
OMG UR A CHEMISTERY NERD LOL

Haha. Chileans.

At 5/12/05 10:44 PM, Empanado wrote: OMG UR A CHEMISTERY NERD LOL

Oh yes, did I forget to mention that my major in college is chemistry? So yes, you can call me a chemistry nerd. The picture is actually a small part of my desktop picture.

At 5/12/05 10:44 PM, Empanado wrote:

At 5/12/05 10:28 PM, jmaster306 wrote: bah, I got bored and I felt like I was stealing your work. This one still isn't great but it's an improvement.

OMG UR A CHEMISTERY NERD LOL

what's wrong with chemistry

in my entire school (of about 178 students K-12) out chemistry class is only 4 people.

me
anna
devon
meagan
and our crazy teacher, mrs. purdy. that lady is so fucking out of it its not even funny sometimes!

At 5/12/05 09:17 PM, stafffighter wrote: Calling a married woman in the middle of the night? I'm dissapointed in you shrikey. And I kind of doubt her standards now.

You're just jealous.

-

mmm Sigs, 'eh?

I need to make myself a new one. This current one has gone crusty.

At 5/12/05 10:49 PM, TheShrike wrote:

At 5/12/05 09:17 PM, stafffighter wrote: Calling a married woman in the middle of the night? I'm dissapointed in you shrikey. And I kind of doubt her standards now.

You're just jealous.

Desperatly.
But it does prove my theory that women are going for lanky nowadays

At 5/12/05 10:58 PM, stafffighter wrote: Desperatly.
But it does prove my theory that women are going for lanky nowadays

so..when do you think they'll start going for scrawny pasty white internet nerds?

At 5/12/05 11:01 PM, MALforPresident wrote: so..when do you think they'll start going for scrawny pasty white internet nerds?

As soon as possible. Can we put rush orders on that, lol.

Playboy sent me a free magazine today. I didn't even pay for it.

At 5/12/05 11:01 PM, MALforPresident wrote: so..when do you think they'll start going for scrawny pasty white internet nerds?

After you get a tan and some muscle tone and quit posting on the BBS in favor of a "real" life.

Speaking of tans.. About the highlight of my past week has been just laying outside naked, trying to tan up. One great thing about being home.. Being able to walk around naked, and piss outside. >.>

I'm way too fair-skinned for my own good. My mother is quite a few shades darker than me, result of some "gypsy blood" a few generations ago. Supposedly. But I guess I inherited my father's pasty N. European complex. Meh.

At 5/12/05 10:58 PM, stafffighter wrote: Desperatly.
But it does prove my theory that women are going for lanky nowadays

There is no romance 'tween me and Andrea. There's as much romance between me and Maus or me and Funk.

At 5/13/05 12:19 AM, TheShrike wrote:

There is no romance 'tween me and Andrea. There's as much romance between me and Maus or me and Funk.

Wait.... you're having hot group furry bondage sex with them TOO!!!?

My god... truly, you are a pimp among men....

*strangles FUNK*

Move along. Nothing to see here.

At 5/13/05 12:22 AM, FUNKbrs wrote:
Wait.... you're having hot group furry bondage sex with them TOO!!!?

Wait a sec here... Do you mean he's having furry sex with other people besides you, or that you're having furry sex with them, and are just now finding out about Shrike's furry-sex escapades?

At 5/13/05 12:25 AM, TheShrike wrote:
Move along. Nothing to see here.

top ten things shrikes girlfriend says in bed
number 4

At 5/13/05 12:14 AM, red_skunk wrote: Speaking of tans.. About the highlight of my past week has been just laying outside naked, trying to tan up. One great thing about being home.. Being able to walk around naked, and piss outside. >.>

Oh. Splendid details. More, I pray thee more!

No. For reals.
Spare it...

Anyways,
my husband made me laugh today. He said jokingly that white people are lizards-- the sun barely comes out, and out comes the flipflops and sun tanning lotion. And that Mexicans are roaches-- out comes the sun, and we run to the shade.

I'm way too fair-skinned for my own good. My mother is quite a few shades darker than me, result of some "gypsy blood" a few generations ago. Supposedly. But I guess I inherited my father's pasty N. European complex. Meh.

My mother is light as you-- and I dare say I'm pretty close to your complexion when it's winter. I hate shorts-- I wear denim pants year round. So my legs are pasty.

I hate the sun-- it makes my skin look HORRIBLE (my old acne scars are redder during summer). And a life time of wearing T-shirts no matter what have permenantly tanned my forearms and left my biceps paler than an egg.

I'm back on retin-A to fix the discoloration... in a month or two, I'll be sexy again.

At 5/13/05 12:19 AM, TheShrike wrote: There is no romance 'tween me and Andrea. There's as much romance between me and Maus or me and Funk.

I'm Irish. I don't tan at all. It's quite sad, actually.

At 5/13/05 01:54 AM, MoralLibertarian wrote: I'm Irish. I don't tan at all. It's quite sad, actually.

I'm German/Irish, and I tan well. Don't even use sunscreen. My brother has been often mistaken for Latino. I feel bad for you.

Meh, I don't think herritage has much to do with it. My sister can't go outside without burning, seriously I've never seen her with a tan. Me othe the other hand, I actually tan quite well. It's just I rarely get outside these days (I have a long ass night job in the summer).

At 5/13/05 01:55 AM, Maus wrote: I feel bad for you.

You know, I could care less. I use a very sexy tanning cream that smells like coconuts, and that's only if the ladies like a tanned man. A lot of them don't care.

Still, I will take your sympathy anytime you offer it.

At 5/13/05 01:58 AM, jmaster306 wrote: I actually tan quite well. It's just I rarely get outside these days (I have a long ass night job in the summer).

Me too. I don't get out much in the summer (I work from 2:00-midnight in a factory), but just getting out on the weekends is enough to give me a healthy farmers tan. I really don't think heritage has too much to do with it. But if it does, I'm German, Swedish, Irish, Italian, English, Pennsylvanian Dutch (whatever that is) and yes, French-Canadian.

Lets see im: German, Irish, Dutch, Chalkta Indian and Cherokee Indian. I think i might have 1 more and i think it's indian. It does say American Indian right on my birth certificate.