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At 4/13/05 09:25 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Hey for the like 5 mods who post in here I have a question, I know posting porn is against the rules, but what about direct links to a soft-core porn video?

Here's where I'd say 'probably not', but...

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Send me a link. If it isn't gay, I mean. Well, lesbians are ok. In that case, send me and maus a link.
OMG DID YOU KNOW WHEN YOU TYPE HERE, NO ONE BUT THE PERSON YOU WANT TO SEE IT, CAN SEE IT! AMAZING, HUH?

I dunno. Use your best judgement. And label it if is NSFW, which it should be.

At 4/13/05 09:30 PM, -LazyDrunk- wrote: Thanks for the offer, but all I really need is the text for the essay. It's supposed to cover how advertising influences eating habits of young women in America.

Well if JoS link doesn't work out, the document I sounds like exactly what you are looking for. If you contact me on AIM I can send it to you the article in a .pdf

At 4/13/05 07:50 PM, Maus wrote: Now. If I had someone like you around, I think I would have had a much different experience, been a lot wiser, and better for it. So for the luvvagawd. QUIT BEATING YOURSELF UP OVER IT.

i agree. funk, man, you're a great guy and such a cool person. you are caring about people you've never met to no end and one could only hope to have the same passion in people as he does.

and maus, you've had one hell of a life! if i were you i would have burned out and died long ago. i admire you.

*emotear*

brick dude. have you ever noticed you're a kind of spaztic character? every post is some bold spazz of a sort.

you should sleep for an entire day, get a massuse to make you relax more. smoke a lil weed if that's your thing, or have some wine.....

i'm just waiting for the post where youre like: "just got back from the hospital, i had some blood vessel burst in my head while i was flipping out about something in school"

anywho.

At 4/13/05 09:32 PM, TheShrike wrote: And they all live in trailers and shitty houses with peeling paint, I'm willing to bet. *sigh* Good ole south MS...

Yea, that's pretty much how things are. At least for some of them, they live out in the sticks, away from all the corrupt cops and coke families. 2/3rd of the HPD is paid off by the Vietnamese cocaine families and most of the big-time growers.

(PS You'll love this comic. If you don't, I'll strangle jimsween. It's win-win. Just give it a try.)

Bookmarked.

At 4/13/05 09:34 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Have you ever looked into some form of therapy?

Did it for a little while, but the therapist retired. Might give it a shot, since I have an almost phobic to anti-depressants (had some bad experience with Zoloft, and the Prozac incident a few days ago didn't help).

At 4/13/05 09:34 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: You're not alone in that, Empanado. I've never done drugs, and alcohol has little effect on me. Obviously a great amount of it does, but it runs through my system quickly, so I don't bother drinking to get drunk, as it takes too much.

Indeed. Fortunately, I have never really had the urge to drink or do drugs myself. Some people have told me that I'm missing out, to try it at least once. But I've never wanted to. I've seen some of the effects, and listening to you guys talk about your experiences only turns me off more.

At any rate, welcome back Wraith.

And I'm a fan of that comic now Shrike. I remember seeing that "You Win/Sike!" one a while back and thought it funny, but the whole series has multiple levels of humor--there's laughs to be had from the very sublime to the most abstract in those comics.

And I'm having way too much fun with my thread in General.
Should I, being the lesbian neo-feminazi that I am, try to end it a second time?

At 4/13/05 09:34 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Her essay is here, but you gotta register, but its free.

Thankee sai :)

At 4/13/05 09:37 PM, jmaster306 wrote: Well if JoS link doesn't work out, the document I sounds like exactly what you are looking for. If you contact me on AIM I can send it to you the article in a .pdf

I got it , thanks :)

At 4/13/05 09:43 PM, -Wraith- wrote: Bookmarked.

You won't regret it! ;]

Sawadee Pi Mai!

Or, for those of you who don't speak Thai, "Happy New Year!"

Ok, I'm out for the night. I have plenty of naughty things planned for me and my girl.

Actually, that reminds me... Wraith, I'm glad things are better now, but if you ever feel that way again...

JUST THINK ABOUT ALL THE SEX YOU'RE GOING TO MISS OUT ON.
; ]

At 4/13/05 09:25 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Hey for the like 5 mods who post in here I have a question, I know posting porn is against the rules, but what about direct links to a soft-core porn video?

So, is that how you plan on losing those 7 extra pounds there JoS?

Sex is for exploiters and oppressers!!!!

At 4/13/05 09:53 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Sex is for exploiters and oppressers!!!!

It is? Count me in :D

I only ask because there may be a thread in general right now with something like that. I wont bother posting a link because that would only perpetuate the cycle, but Im sure if you went you woudlnt have too many problems picking out the thread based on its title alone.

At 4/13/05 09:53 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Sex is for exploiters and oppressers!!!!

Yep, drugs and alcohol are so much better.

At 4/13/05 10:01 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: I only ask because there may be a thread in general right now with something like that.

Baleeted. No real warning from the original poster, either.

/me waits for thread 'why wuz mai topik delteted????????'

At 4/13/05 09:50 PM, TheShrike wrote: JUST THINK ABOUT ALL THE SEX YOU'RE GOING TO MISS OUT ON.
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You just reminded me that my friend went to night-church with a girl tonight. If he gets some in the church, well, that's one more funny story to tell on Friday nights.

At 4/13/05 08:42 PM, fli wrote: Well anyways,
I just think it all depends on how you present your material.

I agree. The problem is that most of the time, the people who are using rape as a shock humour device are the people who simply can't think of other things, and are therefore also generally inept at presenting it in a humourous manner.

Being a trained improvist-- I get away saying with many things at clubs and social circles. It's about timing, how to say it. It's about striking the metal when it is hot, so to speak.

Trained improvist, eh? Interesting. I'm somewhat ok at improv, but I don't really have time or money at the present time to pursue actual comedy training.

Situational-type comedy is one of my weaker points, anyway. My strengths lie more in, of course, shock humour, but also the more absurd side of observational humour (Ex: My perpetually clean mop theory, or my ideas on the benefits of having no arms).

I'm just waiting for my high school to have their next student performance night deal so I can get a crappy gig. Sure, it may suck, but I don't really have any other options at the moment.

At 4/13/05 10:11 PM, Elfer wrote:

Being a trained improvist-- I get away saying with many things at clubs and social circles. It's about timing, how to say it. It's about striking the metal when it is hot, so to speak.

Trained improvist, eh? Interesting. I'm somewhat ok at improv, but I don't really have time or money at the present time to pursue actual comedy training.

i'm alright at improv. its one of my favorite things to do. i think in my school i'm one of maybe three people who can forget their lines and easily recover without an audience knowing something went wrong...and me being the lazy person, i tend to slack in remembering scripts and such. so it has happened a few times. i find that just moving on with diologue in nomral character speech paterns helps.

i can also bullshit my way out of getting into trouble for some reason. i mean, its not that i sweet talk people..i just am quick on my feet in a stressful situation. heh, i remember one time my friend and i were skat boarding in an area where we shoulden't have been. a cop stopped us and threatened to confiscate our boards (this put me into an angry state, due to the large ammount of money i ahd invested into my (then) new longboard) and so out of no where i was reciting some work of pure fiction to the police officer about how we were just passing through the spot on our way home from something or another and that it would be impossible for him to of seen us loitering there as if it were a skate spot.

Situational-type comedy is one of my weaker points, anyway. My strengths lie more in, of course, shock humour, but also the more absurd side of observational humour (Ex: My perpetually clean mop theory, or my ideas on the benefits of having no arms).

i'm best at scripts, sadly enough. i enjoy having a set thing to say. and then working my own little ways into it. i especially like loose comedy where i need to say certain things, but body movement and tone of voice is totally up to me.

I'm just waiting for my high school to have their next student performance night deal so I can get a crappy gig. Sure, it may suck, but I don't really have any other options at the moment.

we did an amazingly funny show this past winter with my drama class i'm in. we did "complete workds of william shakespere [abridged]" and it was a riot. one of those places where i had free form with the lines and such. and even a lot of improv

actually, on friday i'm off to the state championships in drama compitition with a two person peice i'm doing with my friend. we learned it, put or flare to it and competed in tourniments around the area, we went to 4. and placed 2nd in two, 1st in one, and 4th in another. so we got a full bid to go to the state tourniment, which is friday.

even if we dont go onto more rounds of the championship, we're still going to do our peice 5 times.

Always good to have new DJ's Freak. Just remember I WAS THE FIRST RADIOGROUNDS DJ! AND I WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST! <_< >_> Congrats! :D

At 4/13/05 10:29 PM, LadyGrace wrote: I WAS THE FIRST RADIOGROUNDS DJ! AND I WILL ALWAYS BE THE BEST! <_< >_> Congrats! :D

LIAR!

I was DJing since before your grandparents were in diapers again!

Anyone care to lend a hand?

At 4/13/05 09:53 PM, FUNKbrs wrote: Sex is for exploiters and oppressers!!!!

Isn't that the side we want to be on anyways?

At 4/13/05 10:33 PM, Elfer wrote: I was DJing since before your grandparents were in diapers again!

You're the first female DJ? LOLbitch! But seriously, I was DJing before you... fewel.

At 4/13/05 10:35 PM, JusticeofSarcasm wrote: Anyone care to lend a hand?

Not really.

People should be responsible for their own viewing habits, rather than just making things unavailable.

At 4/13/05 10:37 PM, LadyGrace wrote: You're the first female DJ? LOLbitch! But seriously, I was DJing before you... fewel.

Do you remember CC Radio? Do you remember Royal's first show? Yeah, I was doing it even before that rolled around.

At 4/13/05 10:40 PM, Elfer wrote:

At 4/13/05 10:37 PM, LadyGrace wrote: You're the first female DJ? LOLbitch! But seriously, I was DJing before you... fewel.

Do you remember CC Radio? Do you remember Royal's first show? Yeah, I was doing it even before that rolled around.

... Can I touch your vagina?

At 4/13/05 10:44 PM, LadyGrace wrote: ... Can I touch your vagina?

I would say that my vagina is exactly the sort of thing a person should touch with a ten-foot pole.

At 4/13/05 10:48 PM, Elfer wrote: I would say that my vagina is exactly the sort of thing a person should touch with a ten-foot pole.

It goes that deep? Wow.

Can anyone explain the insane threads some of you guys make in General?

I've been noticing a lot lately and am just curious as to *why*. Are they just flamebait or is there some psychological experiment stuff at work?

I'll shut up about them, but I'm just curious. :x

At 4/13/05 11:01 PM, Rydia_Lockheart wrote: Grr. I wanna play the complete version of Stick RPG that's in the Portal now, but I know I'd get absorbed, and I have work to do. -_-

I'm writing two things. One is an article about Red Rock Canyon in Nevada.

Hey! I live like... less than a mile away from Red Rock! :D

At 4/13/05 10:57 PM, Bathtub_Cosby wrote: Can anyone explain the insane threads some of you guys make in General?

I've been noticing a lot lately and am just curious as to *why*. Are they just flamebait or is there some psychological experiment stuff at work?

I'll shut up about them, but I'm just curious. :x

It's actually a bit of a tradition, really. It all started with a thread called "illegalize masturbation" where the logic used to illegalize drugs was applied to masturbation. The idea was to see why people accept a line of reasoning as valid dependent on the subject, and not the logical progression of the argument. The idea was also to understand the way that idiots think.

Many threads came about afterwards based on the concept from various issues. Since then it's migrated to General, where it's become wildly successful and hilarious. You should look up the original thread.