3 U.S. leaders walk into a bar

[Jimsween]

this isnt really taht realated to politics but ahs anyone noticed that U.S. is ruled by a Bush, a Dick, and a Colon.

[mysecondstar]

that was poor and tasteless.

[Jimsween]

i didnt mean it to be a joke i was just pointing it out

[mysecondstar]

At 3/12/03 09:51 PM, jimsween wrote: i didnt mean it to be a joke i was just pointing it out

oh, since you put it that way, it was poor and tasteless.

[JMHX]

This might just be the worst thing I've ever seen on these forums, and I've seen a lot of crap.

Go away.

[Jlop985]

Too bad we can't blam posts.

[mysecondstar]

honestly, if you have nothing intelligent to post, don't post it at all.

[Jimsween]

mental not: retarded jokes arent recepted well in politcal forums

[mysecondstar]

At 3/12/03 10:15 PM, jimsween wrote: mental not: retarded jokes arent recepted well in politcal forums

it's a very 8th grade thing to do. wait a tick...

if you are going to make a joke, make it more tasteful.

[Jimsween]

so i guess that rules out the one about the man from nantucket

[TheShrike]

My 13 yr old sister noticed that. she reminds me on a semi-daily basis. ugh

[Jimsween]

maybe its just a 13 year old thing because i thought it was hilarious

[mysecondstar]

At 3/12/03 10:58 PM, jimsween wrote: maybe its just a 13 year old thing because i thought it was hilarious

in that case i suggest talking to your 13 year old friends about 13 year old matters.

[Jimsween]

dont act condescending because of your age, thats just immature

[mysecondstar]

At 3/13/03 01:08 AM, jimsween wrote: dont act condescending because of your age, thats just immature

perhaps it is because i lack respect for you.

[Jimsween]

Perhaps yuor immature because you laq respect for me?

[OlenWhitaker]

I lack respect for your spelling, grammar, punctuation, and typing. Does that count?

[D2Kvirus]

At 3/12/03 10:06 PM, JudgeMeHarshX wrote: This might just be the worst thing I've ever seen on these forums, and I've seen a lot of crap.

Damn, that turned up on the IMDb forums, like, two years ago. No wonder I'm getting worried...

[mysecondstar]

At 3/13/03 01:39 AM, jimsween wrote: Perhaps yuor immature because you laq respect for me?

you've had your chance to make your mark. and the mark you have made is hardly one that is respectable.

maturity is not a factor with that. in fact if i were as immature as you, i would be making crude 13 year old jokes as well. furthermore, i would also be cursing every other word and typing sumthin like dis. n i dun like typin like dis. i think it's annoyin' as shit, you fuck head [hint of sarcasm].

heh. now that was a crude attempt at a joke, and if you haven't noticed, until i just wrote what i just did to prove my point, i have never ever done anything like that. and instead baselessly calling me immature, improve yourself so that people would actually read what you write and take it seriously. thenark came around and i don't see why you can not as well.

[Ted-Easton]

At 3/13/03 02:29 PM, mysecondstar wrote:
you've had your chance to make your mark. and the mark you have made is hardly one that is respectable.

The mark he's made is a chocolate pudding stain right down the front of his bib. In english, if you type poorly, your text looks bad. In english, if you speak poorly, you look bad. And you spit everywhere and drool, but that's not important.

[panik]

At 3/12/03 09:49 PM, mysecondstar wrote: that was poor and tasteless.

Oh god get a sense of humor, that was funny and ironic

[Freakapotimus]

i·ro·ny
1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.

[mysecondstar]

At 3/13/03 04:48 PM, Freakapotimus wrote: i¡¤ro¡¤ny
1. The use of words to express something different from and often opposite to their literal meaning.
2. An expression or utterance marked by a deliberate contrast between apparent and intended meaning.

now THAT was funny. heh heh ^_^

[Ted-Easton]

Heh. Freak dishes the humour with a ladle.

[NEMESiSZ]

The Vice President has pretty much no power...there's been a tie in the senate maybe once every five hundred votes...but yeah, Dick is a funny name.

[JMHX]

At 3/13/03 05:32 PM, Ted_Easton wrote: Heh. Freak dishes the humour with a ladle.

Yes, ol' Freak is a regular Marx brother. Hah. Everyone's favorite person on Newgrounds.

[PreacherJ]

Yeah, if only there were a way to clone several Freaks, for then, the BBS board would kick so much more ass.

She could ALWAYS be on.
*sigh*

Damn me and my impossible dreams...

[D2Kvirus]

However, Powell should learn to pronounce his own frickin' name right. It isn't "Cole-in" or "Cole-on", but "Coll-inn." What next "Ton-why" Blair? Come to think of it, that sums him up.

[Ted-Easton]

LOL-This thread is a neverending fountain of sarcasm. Dip in your cup!

[Freakapotimus]

At 3/13/03 06:04 PM, NEMESiSZ wrote: but yeah, Dick is a funny name.

I love the episode of "That's My Bush!" when George loses his job, "moves on down," and the show's then called "That's My Dick!"

Best. Show. Ever.