lol in irony I'm working on 100 resons why Picard is Better then kirk and then I see this topic..... well here they are so far.
100 reasons why Picard is better then Kirk
Picard LIVED through Star Trek Generations.
Picrad was stabbed with a Machete that went through his chest and permanently ruptured his heart from a Nausiccan, and laughed.
Kirk has a really gay high pitched accent while Picard has a cool English one.
Picard doesn’t take crap from anyone on his crew not even a Klingon, Kirk is constantly nagged by Doctor McCoy.
The actual actor Patrick Stuart, is constantly hired for a good job, the only time William Shatner is hired is to be made fun of because he did star trek.
Kirk’s fights tribbles or the occasional idiot scantily clad guards; Picard fought and beat Borgs, Klingons, Romulans and a giant invisible entity which he took down with a flimsy knife.
Beverly Crusher is a lot cleaner then Ubara or a slutty prostitute.
If it hadn’t been for Picard, Kirk would of never existed and all of earth for that matter.
“ Beam me up Scotty”……sounds like he’s asking Scotty for a blowjob. And considering just how much of a fat lard Scotty is……..wow, now let’s take “make it so” clean, simple, and repeatable.
Kirk looks like a retard as a Vulcan.
Under that uniform he’s more ripped then Kirk could ever hope to be.
Picard is badass he was a freaking Borg! Also last time I checked taking your shirt off doesn’t make you badass.
Picard pushes human advancement into the future and isn’t stuck constantly in the past.
Kirk was tricked by a talking baby.
Picard and his crew are too smart to be seduced by slutty prostitutes.
Picard actually cares about the opinions of the full crew instead of just Spock.
Data is about a thousand times more intelligent then Spock.
Picard is in his 40s and had sex with hot girls in their 20s that weren’t ugly whores.
Picard kept the sanity of both Spock and his father