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lol they took her to buger king once the news said.

Hey, at least she got that. I know kids that are still at home with their parents that don't get to go to BK's. Oh, wait a second, that is no fair, because I bet she had mad diarhea. Down with those bad bad persons that took her.

Yeah, but at least it wasn't Taco Bell. Shit, I don't know anyone who'd be starving and turn down BK over Toxic Hell.

The only problem I see with Burger King is the fact that they run a small child kidnapping ring out of Utah to get their meat and... I've said too much.

At 3/12/03 07:53 PM, PreacherJ wrote: The only problem I see with Burger King is the fact that they run a small child kidnapping ring out of Utah to get their meat and... I've said too much.

Yeah, I know. I found a scrunchie in my whopper once.

I love their burgers.

At 3/12/03 07:57 PM, Keyser_Soze wrote:

At 3/12/03 07:53 PM, PreacherJ wrote:

Yeah, I know. I found a scrunchie in my whopper once.

I love their burgers.

Me too, Keyser...

Me too.

Double Word.

At 3/12/03 07:59 PM, freakish_beast wrote:

At 3/12/03 05:41 PM, olskoo wrote: March 12 — Missing Utah teenager Elizabeth Smart, whose disappearance last June grabbed national headlines for weeks, was found alive Wednesday in the car of a drifter during a traffic stop in surburban Salt Lake, police said. NBC reported that the man once worked as a handyman in the Smart home.

OMG, they found her

"OMG (Oh My God, I'm a big fucking retard that has to abbreviate something that is only nine keystrokes to three so that I don't hurt my little brain), they found her? What kind of a question is that? Of course they found her, it's not some huge conspiracy that they're trying to use to cover up the Burger King Mystery Meat Machine out of the Beehive state.

What could that knocking at my door be? Oh shit, it's the fuzz, they know I've exposed th....

No fast food restaurant would ever use human meat for its burgers for the simple fact that per pound, it's much more cost efficient to use beef than human.

At 3/12/03 08:05 PM, experiment_b wrote: No fast food restaurant would ever use human meat for its burgers for the simple fact that per pound, it's much more cost efficient to use beef than human.

That may very well be true, there, chief, but beef, no matter how you spice it, can never quite get that degree of excellence that flame-broiled little girl brings between two sesame seed buns.

At 3/12/03 08:07 PM, PreacherJ wrote:

At 3/12/03 08:05 PM, experiment_b wrote: No fast food restaurant would ever use human meat for its burgers for the simple fact that per pound, it's much more cost efficient to use beef than human.

That may very well be true, there, chief, but beef, no matter how you spice it, can never quite get that degree of excellence that flame-broiled little girl brings between two sesame seed buns.

Or is it the other way around? Sesame seeds can never get the degree of excellence that my beef between little girl's buns bring? ........OMG Wacko Jacko brainwashed me!!! *Shakes head violently*

Anyway, they said she was hidden in the mountains in the initial days after the kidnapping. They should've used those bunka busta bombs...

This cannibalism stuff is a bit too much... :x

blegh..

At 3/12/03 08:40 PM, experiment_b wrote: This cannibalism stuff is a bit too much... :x

blegh..

More like: I ate too much children.

Baby: It's whats for dinner.

All I know is that she was missing for like 8 months and that they found her with a Mormon-hater who might've been trying to get back at the Mormon religion and they found her wearing a wig. There's another forum, I forgot where.. saying that it looks like she ran away and they staged it to look like a kidnapping. Then again that's just the dorks at another forum talking..

At 3/13/03 12:42 AM, OaTmEaLfAiRy wrote: There's another forum, I forgot where.. saying that it looks like she ran away and they staged it to look like a kidnapping. Then again that's just the dorks at another forum talking..

How can they think that? :/