Forum Topic: I Found A Computer In The Alley

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Posted at: 9/6/06 12:14 AM

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At 9/6/06 12:12 AM, HoboPorn wrote: I tried that...except with an xbox.

Didn't work.

why an xbox?


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At 9/5/06 10:58 PM, Jarvis_Ganon wrote:
At 9/5/06 10:58 PM, -W35- wrote:
What could it possibly be used for?
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Obviously, you're correct.

No, I WON'T have sex with you.


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Posted at: 9/6/06 12:55 AM

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What the hell Wes? You get all kinds of free stuff.

did you rob a bum of his computer pillow?

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Posted at: 9/6/06 12:56 AM

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You can put your drink on it.


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At 9/5/06 10:58 PM, -W35- wrote: What could it possibly be used for?

Windows 2000 B.C. Edition.

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At 9/5/06 10:58 PM, -W35- wrote: It has a 32MHZ cpu, 40MB of RAM (originally 8, I upped it by 32) and 500MB of harddrive space.
It has a network card and a floppy drive.

What could it possibly be used for?

thtas better than my computer... im not kidding it is... ill trade you

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Posted at: 9/6/06 02:04 AM

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At 9/5/06 10:58 PM, -W35- wrote: It has a 32MHZ cpu, 40MB of RAM (originally 8, I upped it by 32) and 500MB of harddrive space.
It has a network card and a floppy drive.

What could it possibly be used for?

Convert it into a new musical intrument to improvise the techno generation?

Or make it into a microwave.

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it could be used for , to wipe your ass, to be pissed on, to throw away in a dumpster, to throw away in a alley, to be sh!t on, to be left un attended so that some newground user can find it and post about it on thr forums..


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use it to program and control small robots :p

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At 9/6/06 12:14 AM, LostFox wrote:
At 9/6/06 12:12 AM, HoboPorn wrote: I tried that...except with an xbox.

Didn't work.
why an xbox?

His was broke and it was the 4th of july.

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Posted at: 9/6/06 02:17 AM

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This thread made me lose my mind in laughter.

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Posted at: 9/6/06 02:45 AM

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Use it to store shit, why are you lot so dan obessed with breaking it or blowing it up?

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At 9/6/06 12:55 AM, -TheFaces wrote: What the hell Wes? You get all kinds of free stuff.

Im just cool like that.

did you rob a bum of his computer pillow?

...yes :(

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Posted at: 9/6/06 08:50 AM

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Recycling, possibly?


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At 9/5/06 11:00 PM, -Thestalos- wrote: i found a pasokon once and she kept calling me hideki. i slapt the bitch and raped her. she turned off afterwards.

How dare you do that to Chi!!

Chi = kawaii

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Posted at: 9/6/06 08:52 AM

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Ok heres what you do, get your computer, five toasters, a microwave, 10 cd's a car battery and a washing mahine.

Ok put the cds in the microwave, then link up the hard drive into the microwaves timer system. Crazzy glue the monitor to the top of the micro wave and then the microwave on to the washing machine. Link the hard drive up to the washing machines timer, then wire up the toasters bingo!

You got a killer robot

may not work in all circumstances

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Use it to run game emulators... for stuff...

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Posted at: 9/6/06 09:01 AM

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Plug the harddrive into yours and see wats in it. You can find........

Credit card #
Social Security
Porn (LOL)
and so on..................

Set it up as a SLAVE and do all of that. Browse around. Heck dont worry about viruses when a computer is a SLAVE the HD cannot give the virus to the other HD.

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Posted at: 9/21/06 05:10 PM

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Shove firecrackers inside it.


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Posted at: 9/21/06 05:19 PM

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eat it, then find a hobo and give it to him/her

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ArabFreak

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Posted at: 9/21/06 05:24 PM

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Sell it. It's certainly not doing you any good.


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Posted at: 9/21/06 05:32 PM

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Yeah I'm pretty sure the reason it was in an alley is because some pedophile dropped it there because theres gigs of kiddy porn downloaded on it and he didn't want to be caught.

So yeah. Have fun with your kiddy porn buddy.


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Posted at: 9/21/06 05:34 PM

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You can use it to play old MS-DOS games.

Want to play something or just chat? Click here. For all the daily shit that happens in my life, click here.

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Posted at: 9/21/06 05:34 PM

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Transfer all your porn from your current computer to it, then use it as a porn database.


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TropicalPenquin

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Posted at: 9/21/06 05:37 PM

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The original worms might just be able to run on that.


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Posted at: 9/21/06 05:38 PM

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You could do pedophile things on it and when the F.B.I. comes, destroy it.


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Sell the parts.

Sorted.


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Posted at: 9/21/06 05:58 PM

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At 9/5/06 10:58 PM, W35 wrote: What could it possibly be used for?

Make it your porn computer. That way, you don't risk getting virus and shit on your good one.

I LOBE YOU ALL!

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just take the network card and thow away the rest


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