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Dane Cook isnt funny at all

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Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 22:48:27


They premeired his new comedy special on HBO earlier tonight. Basically he just screamed like an idiot for an hour and a half straight. How did this guy get so popular again?

Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 22:48:53


Because some people have a sense of humor.

Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 22:49:52


Because your opinion is the only right one.

Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 22:51:23


I've heard him and it didnt appeal to me. Then again I only heard sound and didnt actually see it on TV. So I cant judge yet.

Though being where I'm from, I'll probably find black comedians funnier


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Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 22:51:35


I think he's pretty clever. He's has some very funny skits, and what makes him great is that a lot of the stuff he talks about is pretty original. Not some revamped joke or stereotype.


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Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 22:52:08


gtfo


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Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 22:52:59


Some people think he's funny, some people think he's not. Personally, I think he's hilarious. Other people think Charlie Chaplin is hilarious, but I don't find him funny at all. It's all about peoples sense of humor, don't complain about other peoples opinions. Dane Cook just does what he does, if people find him funny, live with it.

Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 22:53:28


How could you say that? He's amazing


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Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 22:54:08


At 9/4/06 10:51 PM, AshfordPride wrote: the stuff he talks about is pretty original. Not some revamped joke or stereotype.

Ooopsies. I forgot to mention that. He is quite origional.

Topic starter: shut up. No one wants to know your opinion.

Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 22:55:38


At 9/4/06 10:54 PM, Clever_Nickname wrote:
origional.

Second typo I made tonight. I'm starting to lose my edge.

Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 22:55:39


At 9/4/06 10:54 PM, -Orange- wrote: over doing anything sucks, and I'll admit he's starting to become more of a talker than a comedian, but he still has hilarious moments. He's not unfunny just yet.

What do you laugh at more? When someone says something funny at just the right time, or when someone follows a script?

Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 22:56:36


Generic Dane Cook joke

You know when you see people doing something and it isn't bothering anyone? well i want to SMASH WHATEVER THEY ARE DOING INTO THEIR FACE! *squats*

Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 22:57:56


At 9/4/06 10:56 PM, Sphyzex_9 wrote: Generic Dane Cook joke

You know when you see people doing something and it isn't bothering anyone? well i want to SMASH WHATEVER THEY ARE DOING INTO THEIR FACE! *squats*

Yea, see. The original joke was funny. You, talking out your asshole, not so much.

Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 22:58:54


Yeah I saw it on TV and was like "Hmm...this must be new", but I didn't watch it. I'll grab it and watch it another time, mainly because up in my room I don't have HBO, and my TV is older than I am anyway.


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Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:00:37


Hes great but thats just what I think =/


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~Henry Rollins

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Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:02:55


Dane cook's comedy central presents was his best. i still love him though

so sexy!

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Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:03:07


At 9/4/06 10:57 PM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote:
At 9/4/06 10:56 PM, Sphyzex_9 wrote: Generic Dane Cook joke

You know when you see people doing something and it isn't bothering anyone? well i want to SMASH WHATEVER THEY ARE DOING INTO THEIR FACE! *squats*
Yea, see. The original joke was funny. You, talking out your asshole, not so much.

I made that joke up dumbass. It took me less than 15 seconds. My point is that his humor is very generic and takes no effort at all.

Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:04:35


I'm guessin your style of humour just doesn't match to Dane's.

You were probably most likely expecting really clever puns or well-thought out stories or whatever. That's not really what Dane's about...although he does come up with clever ideas.

Dane's more about just the pure energy and delivery of the jokes. And brutally painful honesty. :P


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Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:05:28


At 9/4/06 11:03 PM, Sphyzex_9 wrote: It took me less than 15 seconds.

Which is probably why it fucking sucked.

Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:05:46


He is fantastic, because he can take the most ordinary boring stories and turn them into stretched out epic, animated stories, and laugh your ass about the most smallest details. it's just how he explains things and gets into it. the whole yelling and acting like he is on crack is what voices his stories the way that it can only make such a poitnless story seem to have a point.


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Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:06:19


At 9/4/06 11:05 PM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote:
At 9/4/06 11:03 PM, Sphyzex_9 wrote: It took me less than 15 seconds.
Which is probably why it fucking sucked.

Yeah, but even dane could make it funny...

He could make a dead grandma look funny

STILL so sexy

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Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:08:01


At 9/4/06 11:06 PM, lee_1600_dalton wrote: mind of mencia pwns all

Shut up attention whore, thats totally irrelavent, and your just trying to start shit


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Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:08:21


At 9/4/06 11:06 PM, lee_1600_dalton wrote: mind of mencia pwns all

No... no it doesn't.

Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:08:57


At 9/4/06 11:05 PM, Midnyte_Rayne wrote:
At 9/4/06 11:03 PM, Sphyzex_9 wrote: It took me less than 15 seconds.
Which is probably why it fucking sucked.

Do you have any idea what a parody is?

Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:09:08


At 9/4/06 11:06 PM, lee_1600_dalton wrote: mind of mencia pwns all

very on topic aren't we?

Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:09:09


Never heard of him before... maybe thanks to my lack of living in America. Well, thanks to this thread I am currently Dling a payed version of his "Harmful if Swallowed" show. Is that a good show ? Or should I get something specific...


<3

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Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:10:50


At 9/4/06 11:05 PM, ShitOnAStick wrote: He is fantastic, because he can take the most ordinary boring stories and turn them into stretched out epic, animated stories, and laugh your ass about the most smallest details. it's just how he explains things and gets into it. the whole yelling and acting like he is on crack is what voices his stories the way that it can only make such a poitnless story seem to have a point.

"Why is every fucking thing wet in a public restroom??? The floors are flooded with piss, the sinks are covered with water, and then the ceiling is dripping water into your ear, it goes from the ceiling, levitates, then goes right into your ear."

My favorite joke, so far.

Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:12:12


At 9/4/06 11:09 PM, -Doobie- wrote:
At 9/4/06 11:06 PM, lee_1600_dalton wrote: mind of mencia pwns all
very on topic aren't we?

exactly what i said :P

and to the topic starters latest post, Yes we know it was a parody, and we dont really give a shit. When you mess with dane, your BOUND to get backsass, and when you do, dont go off topic and start making fun of people's intellegents, instead of taking the SUBJECT head on.

pussy

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Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:12:13


To be honest, Carlos Mencia isn't even that funny. Nor are his jokes clever or witty...

He has like some sort of computer chip that makes him just start screaming like a mexican for no fucking reason every 5 minutes..

It's seriously irratating if anything.


Gooch for MOD 09'

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Response to Dane Cook isnt funny at all 2006-09-04 23:14:44


At 9/4/06 11:12 PM, RAGEinc wrote: He has like some sort of computer chip that makes him just start screaming like a mexican

He isnt even mexican. his real name is ned, and he is german, and middle eastern.