Okay, I was walking in the park, minding my own bussiness. When on the playground, I saw this 2 year old getting beat up by his father. I walked over there and I charged at the father and knocked him off the small boy. I grabbed a steal pipe from the slide and hit the father with it, I then started eating in the large bloody hole in the fathers head, I pulled part of a pink part out with my teeth, most of been the brain. The 2 year old was shocked, I tried to calm him with with the piece of brain still hanging on my teeth. But he kept crying and screaming. To shut him up, I grabbed a steal pipe and wacked him in the head breaking his skoul.
I then split his head into halfs. When suddenly a pipe came from the ground, it was Mario! He needed to save the princess, I agreed and jumped in the pipe with him. We were suddenly in a 8 bit land. I followed him as he crushed those goombas and turtles. When we finally made it to the castle, I dodged bowser and made it to the axe. I pulled it and Bowser AND mario fell into the lava. I continue down the castle to see toad, and his words I will never forget.
"Thank you (insert my name here), but our princess is in another castle"