I love you, Newgrounds.

[KemCab]

Have you ever had a feeling of loyalty to this site, in a manner of speaking?

I've always considered NG to be my home, in a way. Mostly because although I have no strong emotional ties to anything else. I mean, I'm not obsessed with the site. I don't depend on it totally.

I don't think I've ever felt a sense of camaraderie with my closest friends, ever.
I don't belong in any social cliques. I just kind of lurk amongst everyone, as a buddy, and a weirdo pal, yet I've never really liked them. All I see in them are stupid idiots.

I've felt very isolated, and that is why I turned to Newgrounds in the first place. I already had an account, but I really wanted a place to belong. When I discovered the forums, it seemed like the ideal place to interact. However, I did not develop a real attachment to NG until I reached around my 2,500th post.

I came to realize that the people I interact with here almost everyday have more in common with me than with my academically and intellectually inept classmates.
I realized that I have more opportunities to engage in a wholesome discussion here than at my school, even if every other thread is about penises. Now THAT's sad.

I realize people will probably call me a geek and a person with no life, but I usually shrug such comments off, as they are meaningless and irrelevant.

I want to contribute to Newgrounds. I love Newgrounds. And no, this isn't some melodramatic bullshit- NG has been the only community I've ever felt that I was a part of. I am devoted to this site. Of course, I wouldn't readily take a bullet for Wade, but I would definitely make an effort to contribute if I could.

When I am on NG, I am content. I am calm and serene. I can express my thoughts in the most efficient manner concieved- via keyboard. When I am not, I am in chaos. My thoughts are barely coherent. Newgrounds is the nexus of my existence.

Of course, I have real-world goals as well. I want to go to college. I want to get a Ph.D, get a good job. However, only a place like NG could ever really make me feel complete.

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And no, I'm not kidding.

I know most of the regulars here know me by now. I expect that I've been a bit of a jackass lately. And I apologize for that. I'm sorry.

I don't want to alienate my friends because of my momentary immaturity.

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Of course, to all those people with TLDR's in their posts:

FUCK YOU. I HOPE YOU ROT IN HELL. THE ONE TIME I MAKE THE EFFORT TO NOT BE A TOTAL ASSHOLE, I HAVE IT RUINED BY YOU,, THE PERSON WHO DIDN'T EVEN BOTHER TO SHOW A LITTLE CONSIDERATION AND READ THE FUCKING THING.

FUCK.

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Okay, I think I got that out of my system.

[Scotttheskaterr]

:) i love you too. Everyone pass the love
I think you know me. I know you atleast. your name is Kamal or something. Wrong spelling

[Torkelson]

Cool........ um.... do you wnat's something... maybe a sandwich or some chips?

[gaianmaster]

errr are you ok man are you dehydrated? do you need a cookie?

[KemCab]

At 9/3/06 12:51 AM, Scotttheskaterr wrote: I know you atleast. your name is Kamal or something. Wrong spelling

Yeah, but I don't see you often.

Don't worry about the spelling, no one gets it right.

At 9/3/06 12:52 AM, Torkelson wrote: Cool........ um.... do you wnat's something... maybe a sandwich or some chips?

Yeah, why do you ask?

[gaianmaster]

then again im new so dont listen to me lol i know nothing

[Doobie]

awsome, and just for writing all of that, i'm gonna buy you that Double Cheeseburger that you advertise in your sig all the time :)

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 9/3/06 12:51 AM, Scotttheskaterr wrote:

) i love you too. Everyone pass the love

I think you know me. I know you atleast. your name is Kamal or something. Wrong spelling

Passing <3 and yeah, NG is home.

[vibes]

Man that is really not healthy. Get off the computer.

[gaianmaster]

hmm that does sound good right about now mmmMMmMmMmMm double cheese burger

[KemCab]

At 9/3/06 12:57 AM, -Doobie- wrote: awsome, and just for writing all of that, i'm gonna buy you that Double Cheeseburger that you advertise in your sig all the time :)

Thanks, I've been aching for one of those.

At 9/3/06 12:58 AM, vibes wrote: Man that is really not healthy. Get off the computer.

Wait, is that sarcasm?

[gaianmaster]

lol sounds like it

[Deathsaw]

Your sig spawned classic memories for me. If you do love newgrounds, then make love to me!

*rips off clothes*

[MegamanZero360]

I love everyone that replys to this forum and NGs.You past the time until i die

[Insert-Pie]

I can't say I have more fun here than I do interacting with people face to face. But for some reason, without fail, I find myself on here every night getting experience points and posting on the forums. It has some sort of hypnotic affect on you.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 9/3/06 01:02 AM, _Deathsaw_ wrote: Your sig spawned classic memories for me. If you do love newgrounds, then make love to me!

*rips off clothes*

Bow chicka wow wow :)

[someone-else]

At 9/3/06 12:48 AM, KemCab wrote: Of course, to all those people with TLDR's in their posts:

TLDR = Too long, didn't read

yeah, that one is new to me.

Nice post, hope you do get your Ph.D, but that's going to be a tough and long road.

[MegamanZero360]

At 9/3/06 01:03 AM, insert_pie wrote: I can't say I have more fun here than I do interacting with people face to face. But for some reason, without fail, I find myself on here every night getting experience points and posting on the forums. It has some sort of hypnotic affect on you.

Exactly.

[KemCab]

At 9/3/06 01:05 AM, someone_else wrote: Nice post, hope you do get your Ph.D, but that's going to be a tough and long road.

I know, but I want to feel like I've actually done something worthwhile with my life, and getting a Ph.D seems like a logical step in the road.

[CapnCrunchDaPimp]

At 9/3/06 01:08 AM, KemCab wrote:

At 9/3/06 01:05 AM, someone_else wrote: Nice post, hope you do get your Ph.D, but that's going to be a tough and long road.

I know, but I want to feel like I've actually done something worthwhile with my life, and getting a Ph.D seems like a logical step in the road.

Yeah, then you're a chick AND money magnet

[Handmade]

LOL TL:DR

[JoeMation]

At 9/3/06 01:11 AM, Handmade wrote: LOL, TLDR

Seconded

[Samurai]

At 9/3/06 01:02 AM, _Deathsaw_ wrote: Your sig spawned classic memories for me. If you do love newgrounds, then make love to me!

*rips off clothes*

I dunno why but KemCab's sig is what I think of when I think of Newgrounds.

[Fox]

I feel the same way, KemCab.

I love you newgrounds!

And all its creations.

[Electric-Bla]

Ah... I love you too!

I think I'm gonna be hunted down for these...

[UltimateAxl]

Well since you think Newgrounds is the best website, then there won't be a problem with you in the future.

[Serbian-terrorist]

Sorry m8 I didn't read the whole thing... my eyes got momentarilly stuck on that beautiful hamburger/cheeseburger... it's speaking to me... eat me... hit me lol

[TakeNoPrisoners]

I feel the same way. Most of my hardest laughs have been on Newgrounds. Some really good memories of me and my friends have been watching videos on Newgrounds or laughing our asses off at certain threads on the BBS. In the straightest way possible I love Newgrounds.

[DentedDementia]

I know exactly what you mean. One of the perks is that if you don't like the present conversation, you can just go back and view another one.

But then again, I have nowhere else to go. Newgrounds has shattered my innocense into millions of little tiny pieces, and when I start picking some of them up, it hits my hand with a hammer... :(

[StoneGuy]

At 9/3/06 12:52 AM, Torkelson wrote: Cool........ um.... do you wnat's something... maybe a sandwich or some chips?

who doesnt? make a batch of cookies and bring a bag of chips for everyone! (all 1+million of us)