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Common name - You-have-joined-the-Clock-Crew-for-too-lon
g.
Scientific name - ClockCrewtimusmaximusverybadmus
Main Symptoms - You color your skin red with the occasional whitish spot. You also dye your hair green and wear a clock face mask.
Additional Symptoms - Speaking in a crude Speakonia-ish voice, frequent mentions about the wonderfulness of being a clock and B.
Cures - Join the Lock Legion(but this'll bring 'round another virus...), create anti-clock flash, murder SBC/Coolboyman (in real life).
Other info - This condition is not fatal.

Hahaha...

Sorry if i offended any cocks - whoops sorry - clocks out there...

At 9/2/06 08:01 AM, teh_JJX wrote:

At 9/2/06 07:58 AM, Hydra9 wrote: Other info -If you have this then ump off a cliff.

OMGHELPME!!! I'm gunna UMP off a cliff! XD

I'm gonna use that word from now on thanks man! ^^

Fuck. I should really get a spell checker.

Common name - 10100101101010
Scientific name - 20020202
Main Symptoms - 1337 \/4 40807!!
Additional Symptoms - 1337 1337 1337
Cures - Norton Internet Security
Other info - 1337iningignign suxors lol.

-mgproductions 2006-

Common name - You-have-joined-the-Lock-Legion-for-too-lo
ng.
Scientific name - LockLegiontimusmaximusverybadmus
Main Symptoms - You go for plastic surgery to punch a keyhole in yourself.
Additional Symptoms - Speaking in a crude Speakonia-ish voice(IDK for LL?), frequent mentions about the wonderfulness of being a lock and Being a ripoff of the CC.
Cures - Join the Clock Crew(but this'll bring 'round another virus...), create anti-lock flash, DDoS the Lock Legion website.
Other info - This condition is not fatal.

Hahaha...

Sorry if i offended any cocks - whoops sorry - locks out there...

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Common name - mad Imacow disese
Scientific name -monomonoluchliousiosteriocronic
Main Symptoms -umm.... alot
Additional Symptoms - you may piss milk
Cures - a good old helping of NG BBS
Other info -moo
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At 9/2/06 06:45 AM, -switch_blade- wrote: I wanted to see what you guys could come up with to make up a new virus.
NOTE!!!! I'M TALKING ABOUT DISEASE VIRUSES, NOT COMPUTER VIRUSES!!!!!!
So, put it's info.
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Common name - Pandoremic
Scientific name - Pandemicoriopious
Main Symptoms - Compelte Parlayzation of Body, Occassional Sleep Walks while Paralyzed
Additional Symptoms - None.
Cures - Compelte Blood Transfusion.
Other info - None.

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That's all!

Common name -

Genital Bugs.

Scientific name -

Genital Sexual Disease.

Main Symptoms -

Rotting away of the foreskin and shaft.

Additional Symptoms -

Itch and being able not to have sexual intercourse.

Cures -

No cures, you can slow the process down with an antidote.

Other info -

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Common name -Fungi genitalia
Scientific name -Penivaginamushroomophine
Main Symptoms -Penis rot, vaginal stink
Additional Symptoms -Lack of sex life, loss of penis
Cures - Go to the temple of the damned, past the demons of hatred, using the Sandroph key to open the door to the sacred chamber, cleanse the infected funny parts, lather, rinse and repeat.
Other info -HAHGAHHXHZHHAA YOU GOT NO PENIS!!

Common name - N00bus
Scientific name - zomglolleiktehroffl
Main Symptoms - lose all respect go to level 1
Additional Symptoms - everyone hates you,spamming
Cures - grammar lessons,voting
Other info-you will get flamed

a lot of these are hilarious

Common name - Flash Portal Virus
Scientific name - FPV32
Main Symptoms - Makes Flash Portal for ur use.
Additional Symptoms - U can urself blam or protect movies in Flash Portal without votings of others :D
Cures - Caught by any NG admins
Other info - This is virus u WANT to ur computer :D:D:D

At 9/2/06 08:51 AM, DarkSytze wrote:

Common name -

Genital Bugs.

Scientific name -

Genital Sexual Disease.

Main Symptoms -

Rotting away of the foreskin and shaft.

Additional Symptoms -

Itch and being able not to have sexual intercourse.

Cures -

No cures, you can slow the process down with an antidote.

Other info -

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that's disgusting i think i'm going to go vomit now..

-mgproductions 2006-

Common Name:
Cock Shrinkage
Dissapearing Penis Syndrome
Main Symptoms:
Your willy gets really small
Adiitional Symptoms:
Your sex life gets smaller too
Cure:
A special pump and/or horrible,painful surgery
Other info:
This diesease would suck. hard

Here's a real one which I just had to post.
Common name - Ebola
Scientific name - Reston ebolavirus
Main Symptoms - Vomiting, diarrhea, great pain, internal and external bleeding and fever.
Additional Symptoms - Seziures, expelling of guy lining through the anus, liquidification of the liver, hardening of the kidneys, death of mussles and brain tissue.
Cures - None
Other info - Your fucked

the -switch_blade- disease. makes you do cocaine off a switch blade and then you go and kill yourself with the same switch blade

At 9/2/06 06:45 AM, -switch_blade- wrote: I wanted to see what you guys could come up with to make up a new virus.
NOTE!!!! I'M TALKING ABOUT DISEASE VIRUSES, NOT COMPUTER VIRUSES!!!!!!
So, put it's info.
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Common name -
Scientific name -
Main Symptoms -
Additional Symptoms -
Cures -
Other info -
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That's all!

Common Name- -switch_blade-
Scientific Name- Annoyismemmbirum
Main Symtoms- start acting like a doufus. u may make threads about creating new diseases. u will lose all friends
Additional Symtoms- become a newbie and dance in flower patches with fairy dolls
Cures- Get a Life!
Other Info- This disease was first found on Newgrounds. It is very contagious and anyone who PM's him will catch it. Can be deadly after a month.

Common name flingularia
Scientific name Alphafllingurkuniousprofenaria
Main Symptoms growing large boils on back of scalp
Additional Symptoms Uncontrollable urge to bite tendons on left leg
Cures extremly large leek inhailed solid
Other info
if you are having trouble inhailing leek while you have flingularia report into hospital\clinic and recieve a powdered form!

Common name - joo screwed
Scientific name - You dun fucked up
Main Symptoms - near death experiences
Additional Symptoms - death
Cures - there ain't no cures, your ass is done
Other info - Nothing more

Common name - teh 1337 virus
Scientific name - 1337\/# /\/\a><1/\/\1#
Main Symptoms - makes u 1337 speak
Additional Symptoms - hits u every 30 mins
Cures - scream at top of lungs and pound on keypad
Other info - hola

common name: BBS bug
scientific name: forumitis
main symptoms: can't goone day without posting on the BBS.
additional symptoms: have 5,000+ posts and/or are a mod.
cure: get a life.
additional information: blamming/protecting can be a quick fix.

Common name - O rly?
Scientific name - Oh really?
Main Symptoms - Turns you into an owl
Additional Symptoms - Makes you say o rly
Cures - Being human
Other info - May devolp a ya rly virus

At 9/2/06 06:48 AM, Shoontnanny_Works wrote: Common name - The Peps (more commonly 'Pepsi Max')
Scientific name - Pepititismenuistis
Main Symptoms - Low energy
Additional Symptoms - Leaves a terrible taste in your mouth.
Cures - Drink Coke
Other info - The low energy is caused by the lack of sugar.

Don't worry, there's no sugar!

lmao

Common name -

Punch in the Teeth

Scientific name -

zomg'dia pwnageious

Main Symptoms -

angryness towards other

Additional Symptoms -

Causes murder and bloodlust, also drymouth

Cures -

You must cleanse yourself with the tast of pure yak meat sold from the vender at 24th street in New York City

Other info -

Other Info is so horrendous that if i were to tell you even I wouldn't know what to say

Common name - Asian
Scientific name -Floatismaximus
Main Symptoms - Small penis.
Additional Symptoms - Slanted eyes.
Cures -NOTHING HAHAHAHA
Other info -

I was bored.

Common Name: Stupidity
Scientific Name: Idioticus Nosapiens
Main Symptoms: Drooling, Laughing for nothing, Incapacity to focus, Voting for George W. Bush
Other SYmptons: Wish to bang your head against the wall
Cure: No cure, sorry
Another Info: Huh....

Common name - Roopidilopop
Scientific name - XPWLSK Syndrome
Main Symptoms - Swelling of the anus, bleeding of the anus, burning of the anus
Additional Symptoms - Growth of the anus
Cures - None, at this point in time
Other info - Hurts like hell. Phear.

I don't need to create a name for this one.

Get some harmful strain of E.Coli, genetically condition it as to make it resistant to most antibiotics, and poison water supply.

Sounds fun.

Common name - Floppy dick virus.
Scientific name - Floppyiusdikus.
Main Symptoms - Causes 8 inch dicks to grow from all over your body.
Additional Symptoms - It bcomes hard to pee in the toilet.
Cures - Some rubber bands and knifes.
Other info - This virus gets you lots, and lots of chicks! :D!

Common name - Ensckin Ewo
Scientific name - Ensckin Ewo Ewo Ewo
Main Symptoms - Causes bleeding from all uffices, uncontrollable sneezing, increases blinking rate, all inner intestines begin to rot, genital area begins to crumble and fall off, closing your eyes takes two minutes, and all air gets caught in the lungs.
Additional Symptoms - None.
Cures - Well, it was on floor 54 in the WTC but you know how that went...
Other info - You have it.

The follow up to the O rly virus!

Common name - The ya rly virus
Scientific name - Yeah really
Main Symptoms - Turn into an owl and say ya rly 24/7
Additional Symptoms - Turning into a picture of an owl saying "ya rly"
Cures - Not getting the virus in the first place
Other info - Caused by being near someone with the o rly virus.