what is hell like

[SiRuS-X]

what do u think hell is like? what kind of mental/physical punishemt would u get?
I was thinking along the lines of a dick/cheesgrater type scenario, but what do yous think? the most imaginative torture will recieve a prize. *ARSE*

[biteme2514]

Watch Balthor's Tales From Hell. Now you know...

"What's the story... Willis?"

[StarCleaver]

i imagine it like the NG movie balthor's tales from hell. that's a great movie too.
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=27980

[StarCleaver]

At 3/8/03 06:11 PM, biteme2514 wrote: Watch Balthor's Tales From Hell. Now you know...

"What's the story... Willis?"

a bit too late on that one eh.

[JockStrapJake]

Kinda like school i assume. Only without the luxaries: friends, lunch etc.

[SiRuS-X]

i reckn its a bit like: "AAAARGHHHH!!! FUUUCK! AH..ARGHHH!!OH GOD NO!! GAAAAAH!!!!" or something
ive allready seen balthors tales from hell, thats a class film

[numbers]

i live in hell..believe me..and the chicks are hott, the foods free..and it smells like blood and fieces

[sirevil]

all Ricky Martin all the time is hell

[T0MMY]

I think you mean to ask what's the most creative torture we sick denizens of NG can dream up. Ah... might I suggest you read Dante's Inferno? Very good read.

But, Biblically, I can say there is no "hell." The Bible is actually saying those who oppose God separate themselves from the eternal life He gives and they are no more. It's all the pagan influence that brought about this hades/hell idea.

-T()MMY

[numbers]

yeh thats what i was thinking

[Cyshooter]

Hell is like life and school, it sucks a**.

[BillofBob]

u get poked alot in hell

[Newgrundling]

I believe that there is a god, that no religion by itself portrays the truth in its entirety and without human tainting, and I don't believe in an afterlife. What would hell be like if it did exist? Probably not pleasant.

At 3/8/03 06:43 PM, T0MMY wrote: I think you mean to ask what's the most creative torture we sick denizens of NG can dream up. Ah... might I suggest you read Dante's Inferno? Very good read.

Very good read? It was worth reading, but I wouldn't call it a "good read" - it's nothing I would want to read twice, or read to my kids, or read before going to bed.

[Mopsicle]

I'm only going to explain this once so here we go:

Hell is devided into parts like a body eg: the head of hell, the heart of hell, the stomach of hell... (you'll see why soon)

Hell is totally pitch black, this is a madness effect

In the head of hell there are pits full of cells where people grow of age so quickly that their skins and muscles begin to peel causing extreme pain

While the stomach of hell, as you might have already guessed, is where you are slowly digested over all eternity...

You end up in different sections for different sins (Those were the only two I knew)

[rangi]

like this

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=89839

[Newgrundling]

At 3/22/03 07:04 PM, Mopsicle wrote: You end up in different sections for different sins (Those were the only two I knew)

Knew? From what? Personal experience, word of mouth, or reading?

[Newgrundling]

At 3/22/03 07:05 PM, TriPPinHoBo wrote: like this

http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view.php?id=89839

Pardon the crappy, unintentional pun, but what the hell does that have to do with hell? Way to shamelessly promote your movie.

And don't gimme crap about Saddam Hussein = hell, because you're movie had nothing about hell in it, so posting it here was silly.

[Mopsicle]

At 3/22/03 07:06 PM, Newgrundling wrote:

At 3/22/03 07:04 PM, Mopsicle wrote: You end up in different sections for different sins (Those were the only two I knew)

Knew? From what? Personal experience, word of mouth, or reading?

reading =)

[Mr-Chuckles]

a burning freezer

[Newgrundling]

At 3/8/03 06:09 PM, tryclide wrote: the most imaginative torture will recieve a prize

I win:

The Oral, Rectal and Vaginal Pear:

These instruments were used -and still are, no longer ornamented but otherwise not much changed- in oral and rectal formats, like the present specimen, and in the larger vaginal one. They are forced into the mouth, rectum or vagina of the victim and there expanded by force of the screw to the maximum aperture of the segments. The inside of the cavity in question is irremediably mutilated, nearly always fatally so. The pointed prongs at the end of the segments serve better to rip into the throat, the intestines or the cervix.

Haven't eaten in awhile? Good, go here: Mideval Tortures

[StephanosGnomon]

At 3/22/03 07:14 PM, Newgrundling wrote: I win:

The Oral, Rectal and Vaginal Pear:

No, I win, and I win a month ago.

The Wheel and The Pear

[T0MMY]

Very good read? It was worth reading, but I wouldn't call it a "good read" - it's nothing I would want to read twice, or read to my kids, or read before going to bed.

If I had kids I'd read it to them. And I was reading it twice if you count the Itallian and the english.

-T()MMY

[Newgrundling]

At 3/22/03 07:25 PM, Stuporman wrote:

At 3/22/03 07:14 PM, Newgrundling wrote:

No, I win, and I win a month ago.

The Wheel and The Pear

Ironically, enough that's the same thread where I originally found that torture website and posted about the pear, I must've missed your post (I was looking at page 2) - but yes you got it right on the head. The tortures you mentioned (and I repeated) and more can be found in the link I put both there and here.

This is the second time I've done the exact same thing as somebody else without knowing it at all >:(

[Miles]

hell must be a place where, ever second is lived in pain, where ever step is a lifetime of pain, pver and over again. for some reason, the inside of Rosie Odonalds ass comes to mind as one of those places

[Adambomb]

I'd guess it's like Massachusetts

[Mr-Chuckles]

At 3/22/03 07:34 PM, AdAmBoMb wrote: I'd guess it's like Massachusetts

What's wrong with Massachussetts?

[Newgrundling]

At 3/22/03 07:32 PM, Newgrundling wrote: Ironically, enough that's the same thread where I originally found that torture website

Haha what a bad, use of commas!

At 3/22/03 07:34 PM, AdAmBoMb wrote: I'd guess it's like Massachusetts

What's wrong with MA? I used to live there, it's one of the best places in the USA, based on my knowledge of it.

[Adambomb]

At 3/22/03 07:36 PM, mr_chuckles66 wrote:

At 3/22/03 07:34 PM, AdAmBoMb wrote: I'd guess it's like Massachusetts

What's wrong with Massachussetts?

whiney people and they use salt on the road in the winter

[Newgrundling]

At 3/22/03 07:38 PM, AdAmBoMb wrote: whiney people and they use salt on the road in the winter

I hate to tell you this, but whiney people are everywhere - but Massachusettes (especially Weston) contains some of the smartest, richest people on Earth. Salt on the roads? It ices over really bad, of course they use salt on the roads. It's frozen. How does that make it anything like hell?

[Cyshooter]

Hell is like Richard Simmons and Rosy O' Donnel licking frozen tampon pops.