You couldn't hurt a fly.

[API]

What, it's fucking true!

Try hurting a fly. It's so hard. It's like, the SPLIT second before you squash 'em, they escape. They've got a sixth sense or something. I've only killed one once, and I didn't even mean to do it.

So yeah, when you tell people they couldn't hurt a fly, that's not an insult.

[Yokumashu]

Fly Swatter FTW

[rst-cenn]

your too slow

[Sanity-of-Insanity]

I can take the fly out easily its all amatter of timing

[API]

At 8/30/06 08:40 PM, Yokumashu wrote: Fly Swatter FTW

I'm talkin' bare hands, bro.

[Oblivion66]

...you can't HIT A FLY ARGHHHHH you suck. Two Words: Fly. Swatter

:go fuck a fly because you SUCK!

[Rigormort1s]

Yeah I use what’s called a fly swatter. Kills em' dead.

And yeah it is pretty hard to kill one with your hand.

[Seriana]

you are just slow. i can catch it with my tongue.

[CottonMadera]

next time i see a fly, ill kick his/her ass for you. :)

[API]

At 8/30/06 08:42 PM, Oblivion66 wrote:

go fuck a fly because you SUCK!

drive a truck off a cliff

Anyway, flyswatters are the pussy way.

Bare hands. Bare. Hands.

[SHIT-TANK]

actually they have 200 eyes to like they can see you hand at almost every possible angle

[SCG]

Fly's cant fly bacwards, they always fly forward, then they turn. So if you want to catch it with your hands, just make sure your hand is in front of it, than catch it.

[Suntime]

all i have to do is think about killing the fly and it hauls ass out of my house

[Spamurai]

At 8/30/06 08:44 PM, -SHIT_TANK- wrote: actually they have 200 eyes to like they can see you hand at almost every possible angle

The can also feel a slight change in air, which is usually why they get away.
Holes in flyswatters reduce the amount of air being pushed toward the fly, making it easier to kill a fly.

[API]

At 8/30/06 08:46 PM, Spamurai wrote: The can also feel a slight change in air, which is usually why they get away.
Holes in flyswatters reduce the amount of air being pushed toward the fly, making it easier to kill a fly.

That's pretty fuckin' awesome.

[Funkchiken]

I've never been able to hurt a fly.

However; I have found a fail-proof way to kill a mosquito. Wait until it starts sucking your blood and tense your muscles. It won't be able to pull its little stinger out, so it'll just keep sucking your blood until it explodes.

Good times.

[ChocloMan]

I've killed many flies. With my bare hands.
I am so HxC.

[Peaceblossom]

I once hit one with an elastic band. Theres loads of flies at work and we use elastics to keey the vaccuum packing bags together. it was pwnage.

[Spamurai]

At 8/30/06 08:58 PM, Funkchiken wrote: I've never been able to hurt a fly.

However; I have found a fail-proof way to kill a mosquito. Wait until it starts sucking your blood and tense your muscles. It won't be able to pull its little stinger out, so it'll just keep sucking your blood until it explodes.

Good times.

Now that's funny.
Kinda sounds like when a bee (or wasp?) stings you, their stinger still stays in you, although it's attached to the bees organs, so it leaves its vitals behind.
Kinda makes you wonder why it stung you if it was going to die anyways...

[Narusegawa]

Oh come on it's easy. It's just takes some repitition.

[Lagatag]

I hurt a fly, and would do it again

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[0Metal0]

At 8/30/06 08:40 PM, -API- wrote:

They've got a sixth sense or something.

I can catch a fly by the wings with my bare hands...

[GoryBlizzard]

Yeah, flies can often be hard to kill. I've killed them with my bare hands before, but it's tough. So usually when I spot one, I either crush it with a book or use an insecticide to put it down.

[Fantum]

At 8/30/06 08:40 PM, -API- wrote: What, it's fucking true!

hmm... I've never actually done it before, you're right.

So yeah, when you tell people they couldn't hurt a fly, that's not an insult.

indeed.

[Smizzoach]

Flies don't notice you when you move slowly. Just approach it slowly.

[ChocloMan]

Also, a good trick is to smash them against a window. It always works.

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At 8/30/06 09:15 PM, MysteriousMystery wrote: aim:goim?screenname=apidnb&message=im+gay

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[Eudaimonism]

The secret to catching flies: They HAVE to fly forwards, they can't fly backwards or sideways. Go at 'em from the front. Hell, my dad can catch flies out of the air, with ease.

[xXWhiteMikeXx]

ummm, pacifist?